If Beer Ads Were Forced to Be Honest - Beer Commercial Parody

you Karp's signature summer ales when friends gather tradition craftsmanship and quality blend together into an affordable brain and liver poison we're sure you'll love because it's chemically dependent forming in a portion of the population every bottle of carps is guaranteed to kill enough of your brain to impair your fine motor control inhibitions and judgment but not enough to kill you unless you drink enough of it and actually it's not even that much you have to drink it tastes okay how do we do it we combine quality ingredients with small animals called East and a slurry of grain and water they eat it and poop out the poison smooth authentic poison then we seal them in a dark airless container so they drown in their own poop which we drink their rotting corpses form the bottles that's addictive liver brain poison the way your grandfather used to order it my family's proud of our long tradition of making fine gut poison carps all-natural it'll make you feel different than you usually do in a good way but then the next day it will feel like you were poisoned which you were so don't be surprised or complain to us about it I'm Roger by the way hello planet Earth thank you for watching do you like the cool shirt that I was wearing in that video well you can't it's mine it's not for sale you can't have it but this shirt is for sale it's brand new in our store the dispensary and if you use the promo code Dan you get 15% off all your purchases all October long if you don't like this shirt that's fine Eero shirts this is Nikola Tesla it's also a woman shirt that I grabbed by accident he died a virgin probably because he didn't have a fly-ash shirt like this to attract the honey's but you hate it that's fine too there are others this was planned this is another woman his shirt his Blues Brothers Reservoir Dogs you can have it goodbye probable Cubs fan this is Theodore Roosevelt he didn't die virgin at all cuz he had this face his whole life and you can have it too and if you don't like it that's also fun because this is a thesaurus shirt and it's really cool and dinosaurs went extinct and you can learn a bunch of other words for extinct from a thesaurus or you can just walk around this and impress people but there's more there's more no there's there's no more does that use promo code and 15% off all October long that's it you

Channel: Cracked

Views: 2,289,425

Rating: 4.8952918 out of 5

Keywords: Beer, Beer Commercials, Budweiser (Beer), Coors, Miller LIte, Frat, Fraternity, Advertising, Beer Commercial Parody, Funny, Sketch, parody, spoof, Cracked, Cracked.com, comedy, humor

Id: Zx5FoDSc-0U

Length: 2min 51sec (171 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 21 2013

Reddit Comments

[u/scrappyjack]

Video ends at 1:35. The rest is a cheesedick t-shirt ad.

[u/balleriffic]

Relevant

[u/fabjuice]

Nah

[u/[deleted]]

Was that Leonel Messi?