-All right. We're checking out
the only game where you can jump so hard that your legs
push down upon the fabric of reality, it's GTA. Okay. So I guess jumping
higher and higher is a thing in GTA. Someone wanted me to take it to 11,
and so Alex and Danny are back making me a set of boards
where my jumping ability gets so stupid that I don't wanna know
what happens in the end. Here we go.
I'm always excited- Oh. This is gonna not be great. -when I enter a board
and the very first thing I'm involved with is like a blender
of the United States of America. Okay. So I guess the way they've made this,
every time I get-- How am I supposed to make this jump? Every time I get a checkpoint-
Here we go. -my jumping ability increases. I guess at the end it increases
so much that I'm eventually just going to like jump
into low orbit, but, right now, my jumping ability
is just normal, so I have to do this just,
you know, sucking. How are you even supposed
to land on the-- Wait, what? Oh, there's like a platform right here. What was the point of the top one? Or did I Just get lucky
and not get punched in the face? We have a checkpoint. Okay. So we've got our very first bonus
to our ability to jump and [chuckles] [?]. Okay.
The view quit-- Hit quit out here. So that's about
how high we can jump right now. All right. So the very first thing
that we have to deal with is just some Floridian hurricane driving. Doesn't look that bad. I-- It's a lot worse
than I thought, wow. This is--
[laughs] My head goes. Oh, I got double tapped. All right. It's a little bit more difficult
than I thought especially because-- especially because when you land,
like you roll so it takes a second to reorient yours-- [laughs] Oh, my God. Oh, luckily this gravel
will break my fall. Oh, that was actually pretty useful. Staying in kind of the middle there,
the vehicle-- I'm dead or am I? Oh.
No, I totally am. Okay. This is--
I think this is a new personal best. Oh, skipping across-- Oh.
[laughs] Skipping across works pretty good,
actually. So even jumping upwards,
sometimes the vehicles get-- No.
I'm fine. I'm--
Nope. All right.
Lot less fine now. All I want to do is just get to like the middle portion. You realize this is just the first-- Oh, God. [laughs] This is just
like the first part of this, right? Oh, actually,
standing on the side like this is really good. Oh, actually, this is perfect. Like, I can kind of weave a little bit if I need to, but nothing really goes
over to the edge over here. I could have just cheated this
the whole time. I don't know why I was taking
so much effort to get to-- Okay. Sometimes-- Is that a boat? I think I just saw a boat. Nope. That's definitely
a speed boat flying through the air. I'm pretty sure- I'm pretty sure there was
like a wave runner too. Okay. So now it narrow-- Ah, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. I can save this, I can save this. Get up, get up, get up, get up. Get up.
Please get up. Just get up for God's sakes. It's like when the alarm goes off
in the morning. Okay. So now it narrows a little bit
so now I can't really cheat it anymore. Okay.
I got it. So in the beginning I should
have been cheating it all the way on this side regardless. Okay.
Epic juke. That had nothing to do
with my ability to dodge something. I don't know how I didn't die there. Oh, there's a break area. So right at the beginning-- Ow. No. I'm- I-I-I didn't fall. Okay. So this is the new personal best
where I'm dead or-- No, I'm dead. I don't even- I don't even remember
what it was that hit me. I've been hit with every vehicle
at this point so many times. Oh, my God, the super jump saved me. It actually saved me
for the first time ever. Okay. So I can kind of stay on the edge here,
maybe if I do this. The problem is I eventually-- Oh, wait,
I can just super jump this. Watch.
Here we go. I was gonna say, normally,
I'd have to get back in the middle, but I'm pretty sure I can
just super jump my way all the way to the end you know,
if I don't fail and then die. This is doing good. Here we go.
Get to the edge, super jump. Oh, yeah.
Oh, this is no problem. Although I can see
it's getting way narrower in the-- in the front over there. Now, can I jump far enough?
Yeah, I'm good. Okay. Okay. And checkpoint. Okay. So now my jumping ability
is a little bit better, but-
[laughs] but I forgot how to jump. [laughs] Oh, I love palm trees. Ow. Whoa. Oh, wow, this jumping ability. [laughs] Oh, my God. Okay.
I can jump-- I mean, like I can jump higher
if I want to, but I'm not sure that I do
because the issue is-is that I get stuck
in the air for like-- Oh, God. I get stuck in the air
in this long drawn-out fall. I wish I would hit the ground faster,
to be honest with you. So luckily, though, if I hold down longer,
I can jump higher. But if I don't hold down as much,
I don't have to jump that high. That was pretty good. Like, I got hit really hard,
but it hit me straight toward the ground. And jump. Oh, yeah, this is perfect. It's like a mid-mid range jump ability that I have right now,
and that's kind of perfect. All right.
We're jumping over the windmill. Up and okay. Nice-nice- ah. Nice safe pocket. Okay.
No more safe pockets. We're just jumping off the side. That worked out surprising well. No. The worst thing about
this is once you get hit, you get blasted like all the way back
to the beginning just about. No. Yeah. No.
Oh, yeah. We're doing great. Oh, this is working. This is working real good.
Okay. And not yet.
And not yet. Jump. Oh, yeah.
Oh, I've got the timing down. Oh, this is easy. This is like cake at this point. And I think I just jump too early. Okay. It's fine,
it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. I can do this, I can do this. And jump. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Yes. Can't believe it. Okay.
Here we go. This is the new personal best. There was a nice tall jump right there. Now, all I have to do
is just make it down to the ground. Did you-
what was that? Did you see the ground
like disappear here? What?
Ow. Well, now I missed it. Yeah, they totally do. So look at this.
Look at this right here. Okay.
So you get past this. Okay. And then, oh,
the whole segment is moving. I thought it was just the-the angles,
but it's this whole piece. We're going-
we're doing. Oh, the rolling land for the success. Boom. Yes. This is happening. The super jump as far as it can go. Just go-just go, go, go, go, go. Go. Go. Oh, I'm screwed.
No, I'm not. Yes. Yeah. Oh. There's like a driller coming at me. It's all.
Oh. Oh, God. No, no. Yes. Oh, thank God I stopped then. Oh, oh, we got another checkpoint. Another checkpoint. Oh, okay, okay, okay. I don't wanna screw this up. And we have a checkpoint. Yes. I need to land this, though, because, oh, wow. We're less jumping and we're just flying. What? What'd that say?
Find the way to the anime. Which anime? That doesn't make any sense. okay.
I mean, I see- I see- I see an arrow. I don't know
what that has to do with anime. Okay. So now I have to jump on the windmills. Are you kidding me? Okay. How far does my jump go at this point? Okay.
Not quite that far. All right.
So I guess we're gonna jump to the right. So jump. Oh, yeah. Oh, woo. I actually overshot it. This is too much leg power
for one man to have. Are you ready? There we go. Okay. So if I turn my body, man,
I just got lucky, though. The only reason I landed on that is
because I ran into the prop. I was gonna say, if I turn my body,
I can at least roll in the direction of my turn. So, all right. We gotta go to this one next. Jump and kind of like-- there we go. Okay.
So I needed to go forward. So we keep the body kind
of positioned that way. Gonna get a running jump here,
there, and then turn. Yeah.
Backwards, backwards. Ah, come on. We sell coffee made by Florida men. Floridamancoffeeco. But how do we make our coffee? How do we grind the beans? The only way Florida men know
how by running them over with a pickup truck, baby. All right. Jump number one
and turn a little bit to the-- or I could just die. This is even an issue. Jump.
What? Come on.
Captain's log. GrayStillPlays yet-- GrayStillPlays yet again, screws up something
that should be monumentally easy. All right.
So one to the left, then the right, then the left, and then it looks
like we're done with-- There we go. Oh, that I didn't even do a roll there. Oh, there's a checkpoint. I don't need to be able
to jump any higher. No, that's why. Aw. Okay. So this is about a half jump to. And checkpoint. Okay. So now I'm on like my fourth
or fifth level of super jump. Okay.
So if- Okay, so if I just jump as hard
as I can I can easily make this. So jump. Oh, yeah.
I got plenty of space. All right.
And then that windmill's not moving. I don't really know why, but I'm going-- and this is only like a third
of my jumping capability now. And boop. Perfect.
How am I gonna get over this? It's in the way. Oh, that's why he stopped it. Uh, or I could go-- I could go over there, but I kind of-- I don't want do that. I'm really lazy. I'd rather just, kind
of, go to the, uh-- All right,
we're gonna go to the left. That is jumping power. Whoa, come on. And yeet. Okay.
And then turn to the marker. Oh. Oh, my God.
I think I can get this one. Yeah, I can get this one. Here we go, here we go,
here we go. All right. So this is probably
like a third of my jumping power, like right there. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's like-- nah, it's like picking a sadness cake. I want to try something. Just trust me on this. Ready. Oh, my God. [laughs] It really like over like, you know,
it makes my jump too stupid. I just jumped like 800 feet. All right. I guess it's just easier
to do this the right way. For the love of all that is-- Yes. This-this new personal best. Okay.
Two more. So this one's not spinning. If I can land, like,
in this crook right here. Perfect. Oh. Oh, wow, I almost
just lost 10 years off of my life. All right.
Here's the plan. We're going for it. And turn back, turn back. Good.
Yes. Perfect.
Okay, okay. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, this is happening. Okay.
Just don't screw this up, Gray. Just don't get hit.
No big deal. Jump. There. Land in checkpoint. Okay. So now my jumping ability
is even more stupid. You have to do a funny thing. Uh, I'm actually, kind of,
not sure I wanna do this funny thing. How am I supposed to land on that plane? So I finally figured
something out in-in order to land on the plane,
I-I think I have to get launched from this. All right.
So what you do, you land that. Okay.
All right. And now, I wait for the plane and then I could probably
just actually just jump over it. All right.
We got a checkpoint right there. What? Right and left like
pulsating checkpoints. All right.
I'm just going for the middle one. And yeet. There, checkpoint. So do I- do I have to just pick one? I think I just have to just-just pick one
of these and the plane kind of goes through it. So you don't hit the-- Of course, they-they go back and forth. I'm picking the right one
because every time I pick the left one, Alex screws me,
and I'm picking the left one. What is- what is this? Just jump over the maze bank. Okay.
Jump here. So how high- how high can I jump now? Yeet. Whoa. Oh, my God. I almost ran up the side of the building. Okay.
I don't- I-I don't actually-- I don't know if I can make this,
even with that ridiculous jump ability. Hold on. Yeah. Wait, does it- Oh, my God. It like multiplies me
each time I touch that circle. Oh, God, I'm so high. Ah, I'm not sure I wanna keep touching
the circle. Those who cannot risk cannot win. Okay, okay, okay. Here we go.
There we go. So now I can just-- oh, my God. Okay. So now I can just fall onto there. Perfect. So jump and about a third jump there. Now jump over the sea. Okay. And, oh, I missed it. One more. Oh, my God. The distance. Oh, there's actually something
more over here. Chiliad mountain. So jump over the actual mountain. Eventually we're getting to the sun. I swear to God. Don't-don't worry
about all the blood spatter on the ground. I- that-that was there- that was there before I got here. And jump. Okay, okay, okay. It doesn't even look like I'm jumping. I'm just kind of, like-- I don't even- how am I gaining height? I don't even know anymore. Ah, I'm walking on air like an anime character. Oh, there actually is a checkpoint there. And no. Okay. Okay. We're still gaining height. We're still gaining height. We're still gaining height. This is working.
This is totally working. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, run, run, run,
Florida man, just run on air. It's no big deal. It's there for you. Urgh, Don't roll off
the edge of that ledge. Let me have this. I like how I'm just like randomly
waving my arms like it's going to help me. All right.
So I wanna get to the farthest edge I can. Come on. There, this should be good
as long as i don't slide off. Perfect. Okay.
So now we have another checkpoint. "Let's do a thumbnail." What? Go. Oh, Jesus. I forgot I should not jump
in order to get around. All right. Well, ladies and gentlemen. To space. Oh, God. Okay. So where-- [chuckles] okay. [laughs] Ah. Oh, my God. I'm still gaining height. Where does it end? I might not be getting my point up here. What is that?
Oh, that was like the-- that's the original course
I had to go through. I just get to see
it from the sky now I'm going past the clouds. I'm leaving the skybox. Come on. Keep going. [laughs] Come on, we're going to go into space. Okay. Now I'm not actually jumping,
I'm actually just dancing. I'm just doing like DDR, as I slowly gain
more and more height from my jump. I'm in low orbit. [laughs] Where does the jump actually end? Where does it stop? Oh. Oh-Oh, my- am I reentering the atmosphere? Oh, I am. [laughs] Yes. Well, folks,
we finally jumped so high that we, you know, left the atmosphere. And- Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this episode of GTA. Until the next time,
stay foxy and much love.
