I suck at chess

okay before this video begins I just want to say I'm not that bad at chess just I suck at it okay tell the story okay so it started in elementary school like most of my stories take place in dand you know it was around lunchtime we were in the cafeteria everyone was eating the food and whatnot and out of nowhere a group and out of nowhere a group of grown freaking men come in and apparently they were like professional chess people number one in our state or something and they wanted to you know get kids into chess so what they decided to do was start a little like competition between children and grown freakin men who are professional professionals at chess yeah so they started passing out signups and I saw that we were able to skip class so yeah I signed up that and I thought I was freaking awesome at chess so why not destroy a couple of plebs am i right fellow team teams No okay so lunch ends and the competitions begin and I get the most goofy looking character out of all the grown men they're prepared to be a bunch of children at chess not only was this guy on the weird side but he was just covered in jido dust like constantly licking his fingers delicious so we both sat down in the competition begins and I'm not gonna lie I was a little cocky so have you ever lost a game of chess before I haven't lost in over five years kid well then prepare yourself because I'm gonna open up a can of mashed yams I'm not good at one-liners so the battle on who was the better chess player begins and I make my first move and then he makes his first move and then I make another move and then he makes another move and then I I make another another move and then he mate he makes another move it's very anticlimactic but we're chasing at this point I honestly thought I had him on the ropes I thought I had him running for his money scared out of his mind and dripping up a little sweat after like two more moves he often ask me have you ever played just before god I love Cheetos me being the little cocky that I was looks them directly in the eyes and goes are you terrified of something you should be I'm gonna destroy you he then proceeds to stand up and go okay so me and my cheetahs are going to be going now I'm walking away I'm leaving is what I'm doing I was just sitting there in are like oh my god I totally just scared this guy away because of how freaking awesome I am is what I thought at the time now you see it wasn't until years later I started rethinking about this awesome moment in my life and I was just like man I was really freaking awesome that day I mean I competed against a professional chess player had him running for his money like the little pleb he was I mean at one point he literally looked me in the eyes and asked me have you ever played chess before oh my god I was playing you like checkers yeah yes I was playing you like checkers the entire time I mean he probably thought I was the biggest idiot in the world especially due to the fact that I was being the most cockiest human being on the planet yeah yeah that so that happens yeah I mean tell me some slack I was in like elementary school so you can't really judge me that that much I mean you can but don't Wow that was a little bit embarrassing but you know makes for a good story so more of a story don't be cocky when you don't actually know how to play something

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Id: xDu3dwoezMw

Length: 4min 8sec (248 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 12 2017