I Played Baldur's Gate 3 Like a Complete Maniac

hello everyone how's it going today I'm going to be playing Boulders Gate 3 with the dark urge and boy do I have a banger for you today not only are we going to slaughter an innocent group of bystanders lovely we are going to give in to the dark urge no matter what Fe you L listen I'm going to choose the worst possible decisions that a human can conceive such as nonsense we kill far more children than we enslave oh okay yeah they got real fun by the end so I suggest just watching throughout the whole thing anyway on with the video time to make our guy definitely going with the dark urge all right so my goal here is to make him as [ __ ] ugly as possible [ __ ] me poor guy man that hairline that hairline isn't receding that hairline is [ __ ] changing IP addresses and moving to a different location okay so we went with Little ponytail with green accents now our guy is finished he looks Majestic as always let's pick the CLA you know I think I'm just going to go with like Yep this is good okay uh let's name him Jeff with why not with three FS Jeff uh yes best name man I wish I could do that in the morning when I wake up just put my fingers forward and open the windows here I am out comes Jeff I have awakened from my deep Slumber killing now that sounds like your first good idea all right off we go first roll and I've already failed [Music] great nice just smack it why not destroy the brain [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] your life [ __ ] you yes yes let our worms interwine oh there we go okay okay now now we're in business you might as well be trapped in Demon webs not wait is that wait what wait wait no no no hold on then you spy an empty socket please please please please oh my God oh my God I'm so dog [ __ ] there she is the star of the show oh the the what it the drop command is only 55 you only get two shots right let's just hope to God I get it all right sh Shadow Hearts make me proud [ __ ] no please please please please please please yes time to yes yes yes and now what we do is just yoink easy peasy [ __ ] squeezy look at that look at that beauty all right let's get let's get the [ __ ] out of here now something stirs with your hands close to this body you know nothing of why but you find a half smile glittering your face try to remember the last time you stood above a corpse oh my God bro what's going on what's going on I'm so [ __ ] let's see if this [ __ ] Maniac who's going to get boner every time he sees a corpse now all buddy buddy I'm like 15 times stronger than you just yeah no chance no not even close to matching my performance the dying monster this is the thing that abducted you you could end its life here and now if only you didn't feel compassion me compassion a hand anyone um what the [ __ ] is wrong with me this branch of flesh is begging to be pruned and it's sap sued from mistress eyelids stop cease you lot you snap back to realize they have all come true this game is demented Joy floods through you Joy floods through you what the [ __ ] is wrong with me hello stop why am I so [ __ ] happy as mug yes yes this one no no no no no no no you ain't running anywhere you ain't running anywhere all right boys uh who wants to die first you let's go nice nice nice nice what where was that what the [ __ ] 12 damage all right nice nice nice good look everything all right out there I killed your friends now I'm here for you I've got plenty more friends come in here and you can meet them whoa whoa whoa whoa whoo guys guys guys guys guy gu oh my God oh my God oh my God what the [ __ ] Shadow heart bro this is like the worst [ __ ] thing I could have done yeah oh my God what this little [ __ ] killed me I think we're [ __ ] oh my God oh my God okay game now now now now now we open the door and out comes the [ __ ] train go Choo Cho [ __ ] yeah yeah that's all I have please just something work please yes yes what the [ __ ] no why all right kill him kill him kill him not enough movement all right and she's dead diea why are we missing so much die thank you I did what was that like 27 damage who who hides comrads in their [ __ ] cupboard what's wrong with you my guy looks [ __ ] Terri well I would also be terrified seeing this now I have a question for the what is the worth of a single mortal's life uh uh what you what what do you mean I did zero damage why is he [ __ ] mocking me hello die yes one HP finished now where are we oh yeah here oh yeah let's have a long rest real quick yes end the day why is he sleeping like he's making enchantments what's going on all right now that we are fully rested we can continue making the worst decisions possible if you value your life walk away enough gawking get me down say please never sorry bro need XP yeah yeah s of yeah whatever y mine very nice should we save lizo ah what the heck why not there we go oh no the Goblins guys run the Goblins are coming oh Christ don't try and deadli that you crazy bye-bye very nice finally you do some damage San finally man finally goo oh my God the damage what I actually have Gil severed hand bro that's [ __ ] gruesome I'm going to keep it say nothing way like God's damned cowards but if something happens to these people it's on us I hope you know that great I'm glad I contributed to the conversation come on I believe in you you can do this uh this SW is oh my God such a [ __ ] ignore him I go on now practice what you've learned oh my God bro I look terrifying in Crash cier a formal greeting begins with a bow is this monster with you love sworn give the tling a menacing glance what do you think bro yeah you better [ __ ] bow lower oh my God on your knees she won't see it again you saw another GI where on the road to bould gate near the mountain pass saw us for we saw it you're not going to eviscerate him I was hoping for a show oh my party is full of [ __ ] twisted people holy [ __ ] the locals prove compliant I warned you didn't I you ought to reconsider keeping her around before she causes real trouble all right what comes next the tee sling was clear uh did you say teing she rolled her eyes at me I am unfamiliar with her well I shall not say culture custom perhaps you will educate me on matters of this F run no it's fun oh my God what else do we have to do here uh we can yeah let's do the goblin let's talk to the goblin what's going on here shut up phone put it down she can't fight back that's the point your mind wonders if the crossbow bolt shot through her mouth would she taste the metal before she died what the [ __ ] are you what are you thinking what this creature isn't what it appears to be moo ah M yes moo whatever off we go hello kid oh hey you're one of those Dr right I heard stories about you how you all live underground and steal kids away nonsense we kill far more children than we enslave oh okay oh oh go on Take This Ring it's lucky sure call it heads or tails uh just just pocket the ring hey hold on you got to pay that you're getting paid in experience the ring is mine now fine keep it call it a sample yeah but you got to at least look at the other Rings okay I got to eat uh no goodbye what's going on here let my daughter go right now now let me through mem or I'll Rick your damn throat out Freddy fazber we not tolerate Dr in here uh ignor ignore them and proceed all right ignore them oh oh another step and mam will tear you open like a sack of grain a moment gona what apparently corga wants to see you yeah blah blah blah blah blah Emerald Grove hello hello please I'm sorry this is madness kga she's just a a what wrath a thief a poison oh bro chill she's a kid you have M there poison before have I a single drop of it could kill that child in a heartbeat do do nothing oh no should the child struggle it is poised to Str the death of a child what a Timeless tragedy that never grows up what no don't tell me I can kill the chop flick your eyes to the excess of the chop oh my God no oh my God no oh [ __ ] what have I done Jesus Christ man what is wrong with this game very uh yeah no I wasn't doing anything not everyone subscribes bro like you killed the child let me loot him at least a sign or rather a gift who better to understand a watchful brood mother than a beloved child of L uh yeah I'd have killed the thief outright uh yeah that one I want you to provide your services to the tling leader yeah PR all you one the refugees are my who know the sting of my Venom get out we have have no more business I just killed a child and I doomed the whole village all in like one sentence job well done here guys unless you have news of Arabella I don't want to hear it oh no uh yeah she's dead oh my God snake I'm a [ __ ] monster stop this place is off limits leave in a secluded place all alone oh man I'm sensing something bad it's going to happen again Insight oh my God M 20 note her Grimace of pain something is wrong with her legs you look ridiculous yes thanks I know should have never taken that Bloody potion potion she hopeless you can ensure that she never stands again oh my God the symphony already plays in your headr snapping like a twig what the [ __ ] did they just watch did my party just watch oh yeah yeah oh what have I done yeah totally bro yeah this is such a [ __ ] up playthrough man I swear to God meet with kaga but I met with her already provided it doesn't tear your throat out first what's the what's the pig doing Freddy fber throw a fish next to the elevator Timber this squirrel might be the single most adorable creature you can recall in all your stunted memory would be ever so twe if it were climbing a tree wait wait what terrific if I'm ever hared by a rodent I'll know who to call why what the [ __ ] is wrong with you you have no idea what just happened it came right at me all right let's get out of here hello Christ almighty God help you man Jesus just just shave it off already just like be bold man what's the point the injured man locks eyes with you the parasite rides in your head try to block him out anyone who survived that crash is bound to be injured that's enough to get us started you kill him what the [ __ ] all right all right well let all do the work please nice thank you uh bye I guess yeah blood sorry just finished the work you should search that core oops I should who said that M yes we keep it for later all right off we go guys all right um what else can we do let's uh do let's go here Goblin seems unsure whether to bow to why the [ __ ] would he attack me I'm a God what do you want oh I mean uh what do you need yeah you better [ __ ] watch your L attack the Goblins uh any explanation tell me what you're doing to the Deep gnome at once um you are blessed and do I look H see nothing stirred on the gber and coward [ __ ] hell is he just going to run please don't just run sir didn't mean to doubt you I know my place bro I'm stop I have questions uh ask the PIP squeak on the spinny Tower so here's the thing right with the little boy that's been look at him look at him go okay uh you can stop the something the matter no [ __ ] off Shadow heart there's two levers right you have break lever or release break lever now obviously we're a [ __ ] Maniac so we're just going to release the brakes there he goes oh man oh man oh man we're a [ __ ] monster what is all that noise the [ __ ] is going on inside there open the door don't interrupt them let me do it no open the door what the hell are you doing uh well we were making a lot of noise we wanted to join the fun oh okay so that's how it is going to be huh all right oh yes she missed he didn't ow what's Shadow heart doing though next I wonder are you just chilling there's a [ __ ] fight going on in there are you just [ __ ] chilling damage oh and he did 18 oh my God we're Gods all right as it could have man go corpse thank you sh let's go up here let's take some meat culia dagger protruding from the tough leathery meat strength of course we are the strong not 20 that's what it is boy just Yank It Out You Yank the dagger free leaving a narrow slit behind oh Starion you might want this you know like the whole point of Shadow with Shadow heart can someone please explain why Shadow heart is in the emerald Grove right now okay can I like just teleport her I can't you cannot trust all right well we don't we don't need Shadow heart what's she going to do oh [ __ ] okay no go inside inside boring why is the ogre British BR I'll tell you what the Absolut touch you hasn't she Priestess gut needs to touch you too uh we treat the spiders real kind sir fed them the plumpest prisoners good good good good good can I wait can I just push him oh he put wait I wanted to do wait what the [ __ ] he's dead what no he's supposed to fall down and be eaten by spiders look at him uh Shar in Her Dance of Death true Soul the hunt must begin soon I can be very persuasive o torture hello boys you guys playing nice oh Dr I I didn't see you there please if you want to have a try yes please can I B some tongue looseners in the fire if you want them we'll leave you to it okay let's torture him let me out there's no reason for this wait I can't torture him man Brian had instructions but the Goblins got him they said they'd eat him Jesus Christ I don't want to die yeah sorry buddy not my problem all right what's going on here there's so much stuff to do in this Place hello please the things they do to that man so crude and primitive I live for pain and its intricacies you see what an interesting person that look in your eyes something terrible has happened to you clever man how did you know my work can grant peace and serenity okay peace and serenity that sounds nice touch me and you'll lose your hand all right [ __ ] it why not what is he going to do face the wall and we can begin I'm sorry what face the while I go face the wall okay yes this will do nicely what are we doing what what ow the pain you suffer will cleanse you do not fight it what the [ __ ] is this BDSM uh yeah y loudly and dramatically beg for mercy try hold back your C come on a child can hit harder than you want more as you wish what is this game man is he going to hit me again oh my God that's it welcome the pain let it become part of you guys this is some weird ass fetish you bore the pain like a True Believer I am proud to have served you this Penance thank you I enjoyed myself your starting to sound like the goddess herself dear one she has deemed you worthy of her blessing what the [ __ ] okay what did I G thank you that was positively divine he's definitely rock hard God's above you're alive a little light just as the day seems darkest oh boy do I have some news for you but what happened we've seen them messing uh there are my so Feast upon you oh good you led the Dr here by the nine Hells why uh I want to see drove Pal's heaps of dead I want to climb a corpse Mountain I don't oh God you've turned man he just doesn't deserve this it's why am I amcen incarnate guards guards help and now we fight now we fight oh my God disarm this brother okay dude okay dude okay you want to play tough let's play tough bye-bye zor push all right nice oh what's going on boys oh the Cavalry is here oh my god oh finally finally they realized the door is open let's go and kill oh my God look at them oh yeah will oh we have to kill will he's almost dead anyway oh he's yeah he's he's dying yeah bye-bye will bye-bye will there's no way we're just killing innocent people right oh my God we're just killing innocent people they're they're scared they're frightened like this is so horrible oh Christ a glorious day the absolute will be pleased you just killed innocent people man what do you mean a glorious day H what's what's this game made me into man I'm a horrible person all right now it's my turn oh and once again get some fear in you time to die okay that was weird but she's dead crazy how the disarming attack does more damage nice he's de good take that and turn oh my God this is a Slaughter like die please thank you well I think this is a good point to end the video after we killed the whole village everybody's dead nothing nothing living anymore um yeah thank you guys so much for watching don't forget to sub to hit the like blah blah notification you know whatever the YouTube stuff anyway here's the [Music] [Music] outro

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Views: 13,508

Keywords: baldur's gate 3, baldur's gate, larian, dungeons and dragons, dnd, playthrough, let's play baldur's gate 3, let's play, dark urge

Id: IYZ4mLUuvBU

Length: 24min 15sec (1455 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 21 2023