Connor Beats The Meme Game

boys so i've got a very special treat for you boys today in my title you could see that i said i'm playing the best game of all time which is known as metal gear rising if you like memes you know this game this game is full of them this game is just one giant meme no skipping cutscenes okay i promise chat i will not skip a cutscene all right hold up boys i'm getting the game started oh my god start the meme journey together boys new game uh normal i guess you're gonna do hard [ __ ] sake all right fine let's begin with a quick warm-up shall we head to the point marked on the display some good um wow that's that's pretty fast oh right because you can chop them out there that's right i forgot about this it's so dumb how did he just explode harry i'm good at that i'm very good at that obviously oh [ __ ] oh my oh my oh my god oh my god holy what i think i think he's dead this is basically fruit ninja we've come so far in just three short years guys it's not [ __ ] obama not every black man wearing a suit is obama chat this is obama what he is obama are you serious am i being trolled i can't be in trouble already oh boys uh-oh boys oh boys oh no i know i should be that's scared now that's my enemy but dude he's like cheeked out man all right he's reached the o and ten yasuo power spike the prime minister what why is this so over the top let's get this over with is it doing any damage to him no i'm not busy this video is sponsored by boxing boxing is a monthly subscription snack box service that delivers premium japanese snacks straight from japan to your door and each boxy features a new theme providing a gourmet experience through japan's snacks every single month and this month's theme is midori moments which which is green in japanese each boxy is packed with snacks and it comes with a cultural booklet that tells you all about the theme where the snacks come from and in this box there are a ton of gourmet snacks that even i've never seen before and i've lived here 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dude oh my god my health is the same oh [ __ ] say do you have to do that all over again ah oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] i wasn't ready for this is there another quick time oh [ __ ] of course there is this fight ends with button mashing jesus christ there's another one of these things oh paul okay got it i'm hearing i i cannot hear anything dude oh what what wait what the [ __ ] what this is so dumb [Music] oh oh he's got the prime minister man this is why give war a chance [Applause] my god this music jesus christ oh [ __ ] what was that what was that it was kind of sexual for a moment that anyone else get there might just am i just like not playing this game oh my god it's so anime boys i just lost my arm now not again that happened last time you're almost clear of the tunnel just hang on no no leave me alone leave me alone all right okay do you want to practice first it's nice no bottom boy's gone boys oh [ __ ] it's over do i play the game i feel like i'm just you know i'm in a movie right now am i dead three weeks later all right okay here we go remember the two procedures to maintain your new body one seizing nano repair units from your foes and two [ __ ] did the vibration on my controller is nutty [Music] what the [ __ ] dude all right let's do it ninja run to escape the bridge all right that checks out what uh uh my god of course i could just run up a vertical wall i thought this was based on real life yeah it is this actually happened [Music] when a woman tries to interact with me oh what the [ __ ] this boss gonna be jesus christ this is my eyes okay i was born in algeria myself you know cut from the same cloth you and i you don't know me what do you say am i going to show this on twitch [Music] why not just pass it to that hand oh jesus christ oh my god oh my god sake i'm doing no damage to her what [Music] get off of me [Music] god i feel like i'm getting adhd from playing this game i don't know what's happening i have no clue what's happening okay yeah this makes sense yeah all right i don't know what's happening does anyone else's eyes hurt my eyes hurt so much so our new phone who this french skip dude she's not talking to you idiots so you've got some kind of disguise lined up right all set oh no what is the disguise no relax kill i'll blend right in yeah oh [ __ ] i get the doggone adios says here the locals say black crocodiles live in those sewers so you know watch out okay oh it's a monkey whoa he's fast what oh my god i'm gonna die no die i've got no health my life i ate so much [ __ ] there oh my there's actually why is there a [ __ ] boy down here from guyana call me ryden you're not one of them scrunt nah if you're a cyborg you know who day is oh god this could need dressed like the mafia say hey boy you want a job buddha's gone don't put me on a rust boat all kids like you a lot of boy but tend me been over here what damn scott want to do snuff us out and got all day organ so you rest george said they were harvesting organs from kids they couldn't have taken all their brains out that fast true there could still be a bunch of kids they haven't touched yet oh oh oh no no george george you've heard of chloroform for an anesthetic in smaller doses okay but breathe too much of it yeah and adios muchachos adios muchacho me life knows so precious [Music] what if we just got george as well that's it all right we're going to denver okay why don't you not take me with you huh i don't know if it's more distracting reading the subtitles i don't know okay okay of course somebody said america moment in the chat being legal doesn't make it right how pleased you are to chop away jack the ripper oh this is the [ __ ] fight i got stuck out when i last played it this was it sake i can't slice him up controlled by something great means the dna of the soul what did you just say that why there's a cat why does he keep saying memes am i missing something you can die with a clear conscience jack is back what the [ __ ] doctor turn off my pain inhibitors you do it [Music] do you really need to kick that i think it's time what the f why is this a thing no what what what like a beyblade literally okay i gotta parry it are you serious are you why why can't i parry that of course i'm of course i'm going to climb up it of course i am stupid oh my god dude oh my god your memes end here no they're kids you son of a [ __ ] and kids are cruel is this voice over a mod no this is the actual voiceover ryden get sundowner what's going on now then what's this all about we can play up here without damaging the merchandise i should get over the voice you can be cooler than that i understood what is that what's he doing solar panel if you can only hit the right spot with your flame maybe you can throw this gun oh wow god damn it i keep going into it god damn it i get it oh my god one of them i've played every rage game in existence and somehow this is the thing that is annoying me the most this is so stupid literally just holding a straight line on a joystick is so [ __ ] hard to do i'm too low health i can't do it now oh i'm molding so bad holy [ __ ] oh my god i finally [ __ ] did it 10 hours later and i [ __ ] genuinely the hardest boss in this game by far okay oh my god i'm so sorry chad i got so [ __ ] tilted during that boss i've never had a more infuriating boss experience in my life i've gotta pretty press something right what am i doing why am i doing this what oh for [ __ ] i'm not gonna lie this [ __ ] is hardest to see holy [ __ ] of course yeah of course this is how i get past the wall how else would i get past this wall oh my god what the actual i know anything that'll rival 911 cannot be good ryden i will join you in pakistan i'm sorry this is not a sentence i expected to hear find a vehicle all right i will do that i will find a vehicle this is my vehicle oh my god that should do nicely you knew i'd come you knew i'd come he is absolutely caked out i'm trying to look respectfully but god damn this is between us oh true that's true oh my god that shot hell let's dance all right how hard is this gonna be oh my god he's hard i'm gonna beat this guy easily oh my god he's so fast holy [ __ ] how is he so fast boys oh my god he's so strong and so handsome dude oh [ __ ] that's anime no you have to be kidding me i gotta get to hit him once okay yo okay oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no holy [ __ ] no no no no come on come on come on yes [Music] oh that was that was tough that was fun that was a good boss dies of cringe indeed all right one last mission boys oh are we [ __ ] going to space oh no no yeah we're going to pakistan right that's where we go we're going to zabad air base pakistan you why people are so bad with pronunciation it's almost as if it's a language that i don't speak nothing you sure we got the right oh no am i gonna go in there and start murdering everyone is that what is that what the plan all right yeah okay yeah no what not my doggo come on man oh my god what in the actual [ __ ] is this machine all right boys here's the big man himself he's the big man himself well if it isn't saucy jack check the internet lately uncle sam pakistan needs a boot up there oh my god but the president was saved and yet american blood was spilled four years later their legacy lingers on the memes we don't need them around to filter and foster their memes any longer what do you mean just fine how many house grab again one okay that's not that's not good is it wow okay this is gonna be hard to dodge this [ __ ] huh i can oh my god okay oh my god yes yes yes yes yes let's go boys oh god [ __ ] off oh let's go boys let's go no didn't even come out this year but it's game of the year dude [Music] no giveaway what what what did he just do let's go bro i'm about to die there you go what the [ __ ] what what [Music] big promises i do need capital 24 7 internet spew of trivia and celebrity american pride the media [Music] okay guys some of the stuff he's saying is not it's certainly not based so what do you think how the hell did you get it like damn this cough dies i was wrong you're not greedy [Music] your batshit insane most impactful suit in video game history it's up there boys oh wait i can't block him oh my god he's getting his anime powers at 0.1 health did 10 with all of that why won't you die my fault exactly dude machine oh my [ __ ] god time to end this this feels oh my god he's literally invincible how do we kill him oh yo what die your piece of shirt [Music] what is that music you think that little sword can save your master why even give him the chance just kill him to fear termination this might be hard this might be hard as holy [ __ ] boys 200 percent health how did he get more how does this work oh yeah yeah yeah yeah that makes sense no no vod watchers skip 10 hours ahead oh my god no oh my god you're getting [ __ ] okay final one boys found one come on boys this is if we get him now he's done let's not choke let's not choke oh my god oh [ __ ] boys holy [ __ ] how many was that dude what i've got to press swipe i'm actually trolling sorry chat give me a moment okay this time this time this time i what okay okay actually now for real boys for real now this is it all right blow me away daddy [Music] hey come on oh [ __ ] say okay oh my god all right [Music] have you realized is that it is it finally done best industry men will fight for reasons they don't understand okay but at least [Music] how is he still moving well then i guess we're done boys is that it is that where it ends i'm waiting for no post credits scene chat [ __ ] that if you gamers did enjoy this 20 minute youtube video i assume for youtube make sure to subscribe to the canada youtube channel if you haven't already and come check out the streams live at twitch.tv we're always doing dumb [ __ ] like this subscribe [Music]

Channel: ConnorDawg

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Id: rQewJJZHZvo

Length: 25min 28sec (1528 seconds)

Published: Thu May 26 2022