Chatting and AI Dungeon | 2021-02-18

hello how are you doing sorry i'm late i know i'm nearly 10 minutes late one of the latest streams as of late sorry about that folks apologies why are you neuting though sorry my setup isn't very professional for this stream it's i don't really have any layout to facilitate like just chatting with chat i don't even know what site it's at with the chat and whatnot like i'd like a little background so you can actually read what's going on here and you'd see all the notes properly but it's just a lot of text right now at least you can like you can see the newts it's just kind of hard to see but how are you doing folks apologies that i i'm uh apologies i'm late yeah it's over by uh asthma that's how i'll remember he's keeping an eye on you he's moderating it goes like chat mods asmr and i'm down here somewhere that's our like hierarchy we're doing news thank you well that's that's great to hear wherever this new stuff came from um uh let's see where where what where what is going on here foxy thank you for the five subs and for the bits and thank you for the hype train when i wasn't even here i appreciate it folks lonely thank you for the bits lonnie thank you for the gifted subs as well uh voxy thank you for the bits care bear thank you for the five subs lonnie ellis uh the blinding light amanda foxy again captain butter crazy rabbit queen katie arnber john doe voxey again kellyanne carousel charosis bella uh the louis ninja amber thank you very much uh silly uh jilly jamie robin shiny even wonder magic nice blue rainbow fish cody clad the lads silver cat jazz uh buzzottic pokemojon thank you for the support and katie thank you very much for the five subs there you're very very kind uh welcome everyone joining i was just apologizing sorry i don't have a very professional look on this setup i don't really do just chatting and stuff like that so i didn't really have a need for this kind of a setup i was just playing with chat one day i was like that would be kind of cool to have up but i never really set it up properly um and i was supposed to be doing something else today but that fell through so i was like you know what i it's just one of those days if i just topped it off the fact that i was getting it all ready and then it fell through so i was like all right you know what i'm just going to have a chilled out stream maybe do some chatting with you folks and then i i put in biting isaac but i don't really even mind what we play i just figured something we could play where we could all just chill out would be nice um so hopefully that sounds good um jazz thank you for the bits by the way can't stay for the full stream god and i see on the potato famine jew tomorrow it's a very cheery topic i i don't blame you for going to that instead of here even if it wasn't you tomorrow i would take writing about the potato famine over my streams honestly how's the weather it's mild as always uh uh the average air hobbit geek booyah cherry sudan uh charlie charlie's bog lueck uh cmk supremacy sachi uh softboy j thank you for the ten subs thank you very much for that i appreciate it a pokemon taco bella ninja amanda a foxy thank you very much swirls chase claw h guest pogba thank you for the two subs dimitri uh mother of lions lanka and kxm thank you for the subs what do you think of a new little setup you're like something changed you're much closer now i've got um any reason for the chill vibes i think i just need to compare after everything kind of messed up today i was just like i just want to chill out i'm really sorry it's just so unprofessional i would have liked to um have a bit of a better setup but uh what can you do um let's see okay so what i've done with the setup is i've moved my monitors around what do you think of the new mitopia i'm excited i i think i'll play it i'm just not sure because i started playing it on the other version i don't know what to do now um so i used to have like basically trying to spell it out for you front facing monitor left facing monitor um well actually front monitor left one in a portrait mode that's what you call it right and then the other one's a landscape um so i had you guys over here main monitor and then another monitor but there wasn't space for the cameras or like the microphones and whatnot which is why it was in the way when i was doing that few guitar songs so i've moved it around now where it's main monitor second monitor up here third monitor here and then i got all this space where i can bring it nice and close because this is a wide wide angle lens like super wide like this is this is so close to me it's like look this looks like i'm pretty far from the camera it's one asmr away you see that it's hard to kind of get across the perspective i suppose but like you know you know you want to shake my hand i'm not doing a good job of uh explaining this sorry i just threw asmr down he felt he's a he's about one and a half asthmas i would say yeah about one and a half asthmas away and like this is asthma for scale there we go i did it i described it to you i need to get rid of this blanket it's actually kind of warm for a change creepy hand what do you mean are you insulting the claw uh jesus guys thank you for all the support um did you check out killing room in the end thank you chap love it i i haven't added to my wish list but i don't fully understand it that's alien hand yes um i don't fully understand the game because someone told me there's chat integration but i don't know how it works i need to look it up um where was i jesus pokemon thank you for the two gift subs um sending me out thank you for the bits i actually have electricity so i can be here by the way howdy from sound called texas i hope you're staying safe it's [ __ ] mad what's going on there i'm gonna put the chat a bit smaller even though it's gonna be kind of hard to see but it might just i don't know what to do to be honest look if if you have a long message i'm sorry but it's getting cut off that's the only way i can figure this out right now as such i'm such a professional he hates us all right that's it we're cutting out [Laughter] all megadon there we go i don't know why maybe hit enter something i'd make it huge i mean i could to be fair i could make it like this then i could just live amongst the chat finally human contact this is all i've been waiting for all right sorry i don't know how to make this better i only know how to make it worse which goes for most things in my life um holly charisma uh call me catholic thank you for the tip sorry i wasn't there on tuesday to help you explain ash wednesday i hope you have a good lenten season yeah i'm supposed to give something up for lent right i think i should give up exercise or something um or i could just give up everything and just sleep for the entire month is it a month lent how long does it last 40 days in com commemoration of the 40 days jesus spent fasting in the desert how did he do that i'm doing intermittent fasting at the moment does that count is that equal to what jesus did i know i'm not in the desert but i'm on an island i'm stranded on an island fasting oh my god i'm so dedicated to land well there's no food in the desert that's true i mean it could maybe it wasn't by choice i don't know um mary jacks thank you for the the bits there as well olivia thank you for the bits well crow thank you for the the tip uh brian used meteor low ghost uh bella thank you for the five subs that's very kindly uh miss ollie bear harren dwarf richard clammy uh bradley alien boy creations uh kw mikey thank you for the tip i appreciate it and uh happy birthday to eric as well that's awesome thank you for letting me know that you're watching it um marbles might be fun on streaming on boy creation this thing it is i really like it the only problem with it is it's similar to the chaos mod in a way but it doesn't really matter on the chaos mod is that it takes over the chat because everyone's like spamming the chat for for their marble and stuff so it makes it hard to make it a chilled stream because i can't really interact with you folks um yeah i'm not sure i do like marbles though it's a good way like we did a little raffle before to give away a code or something um and it was a good way of doing that we all competed in the marbles race i didn't win which was a shame that would have been great if i won my own prize but when i do i'd probably just take it just to trigger everyone and even at the time it was for like planet coaster who sent me lovely asmr that stream that's when he was born um that was that stream wasn't it or was it another one they sent me i think they sent me two packages um why is chat green i don't know i actually don't know why like ninety percent of people are green i i have no idea i don't know why it's doing that um i can't remember what i was saying i can't remember what i was saying about oh yeah the sponsor would have been concerned if i won if i won the gift since they are the ones that gave it to me but oh well um lonnie they even the tip stop apologizing for your setup and everything you could be streaming off an eye toy and we'd still be here i i honestly if it wasn't the trouble to set up if i could just play the high toy now i would but it'd be so hard to actually set up and get streaming it would be a lot of effort but i would be totally down for playing the high toy on stream sometime but that'll be a fun one um super junior thank you very much for that oh sorry this is off screen bella thank you for the five subs there um super junior orland bobby andy and the dear leader jim lifetime guaranteed miss ollie bear thank you very much i'm glad you enjoyed the super seducer video glad you enjoyed it what do you guys think about the new upload time by the way because i'm going to see how it goes but i actually really like it so far because it's kind of at the end of my day like it's pushing it back two hours so instead of 8pm for me it's 10 p.m and it gives me that extra little space to uh to try and get everything ready in time um the the only issue is i've been uploading at aid i don't know like three years now so so if there's anyone is is like it's got it in their routine i understand it must be weird and i don't want to like annoy people who've been watching me so long that that is part of the routine that that part kind of sucks um but yeah it's it's a bit too late damn it there's a lot of mixed reactions in there it's a a lot of people are saying it's better a lot of people are saying it's worse it's it's tough to try and get it perfect but yeah i don't know i'm trying it for a few days anyway yeah you're never gonna please everyone exactly you just gotta try your best i suppose um lifetime guarantee thank you for the sub uh the dear leader jim thank you for the bits earlier your first stream here well i'm glad you could make it uh it's a little bit of a different um stream usually we're doing something we've got like an activity lined up or something and we we play the game for the two hours or whatever but today is a little bit different it's a bit of a weird uh a bit of a weird stream for me um let me see does it even matter when you have a global audience uh no i think like if if i picked any upload time it would be fine it's just we're so send our ways for like three years of uh uploading at the same time that i can understand if people are like ah man i always used to watch it at this time uh what happened to the kevlar things yeah i mean a lot of i'm getting a lot of questions about the kevin um tag and the thumbnails um i felt like it was hurting more than helping at that point at a certain point and it was very hard if you look especially a lot of the older thumbnails i'm i was putting it in and it was kind of hard to work the thumbnail around it it was taking up a lot of space and it's just it wasn't it wasn't easy to work with um and make the thumbnails look any bit okay uh even sometimes with text and stuff just trying to fit it in you'd have to smush it down and all that so i don't know i might i i don't know if i'll bring it back to be honest i think it was causing me more issues than anything um just make it small yeah i tried to make it smaller for a while but i still don't know if it was um if it was doing the trick uh it should be moved to the clips channel yes so that's where it'll go on all the uploads on the [Music] clips channel god damn it oh i'm bad at what i do um buzz alec thank you very much for the five subs again tis being thank you for the tip as well um that i cut the stream the fire alarm by building it off and i'm currently watching this outside in the snow jeez look after yourself anyway we'll get you a massive um a massive cold hug there for body warmth no but honestly jesus look after yourself scary situation i didn't i don't keep up with news that much um if anything i'm trying to distance myself from looking online at everything that's going on in the world which is bad but uh when i heard there was issues in texas i thought it was just like uh power issues i thought that like the power was going out i didn't even realize there was a storm which shows you how much in my own bubble i am sometimes but christ almighty when i actually saw pictures of it [ __ ] hell um but yeah any any of you guys out in texas hope you're doing all right thank you now it's crazy why are so many of us green i don't know i really don't know um but yeah stay safe in texas um oregon as well is it jesus christ i can't stand watching the news i kind of get it that's kind of what i've been doing um i've got a bit too far on it now i think but uh what i was doing at the start of the lockdown was keeping glue to everything going on and i think it actually was affecting my mood so i i was just like i can't do this anymore i'm going to stay informed but not obsessed with the news but now i'm just like i sometimes i'm just like i don't i just ignorance is blaze because sometimes it just gets too much you know there's so much negativity um i don't mean negativity like looking at it through a negative light there's just some bad [ __ ] going on and sometimes it just gets too much so yeah i i don't know definitely probably not the best strategy but sometimes you got to do what you got to do i guess uh regular stuff it's eaten up see thank you for the sub crazy rabbit queen thank you for the tip um crow thank you for the tip as well it's basically similar to binding values like oh this is talking about killing room you go like killing enemies but the most entertain the most entertaining the more you'll be rewarded by a fake audience as well as check union items like double damage or just take your like to make it more difficult okay i'm interested to see how the twitch integration work i won't try it now because i'm too afraid of of the setup like it might be too difficult to set up on the fly but i'll look into it thank you uh charlie spoke thank you for the bits quitting my job tomorrow i'm excited well then i assume it's for good reasons i'm glad i'm glad to hear that hope everything goes well for you um stasi moto thank you for the solvent i appreciate me being that the first time you've continued a prime sub that's very very kind here uh where was i some hurt lazy a practical mess thing for the sub your harry potter videos were the only thing keep me sane during a really tough time for me and it's been enjoyed to watch your videos um over the years i i appreciate that thank you very much in texas and finally got some power back yesterday good i'm glad to hear that stay safe new york is getting a lot of snow today is that as i would say is that regular for new york this time of year uh february is it i guess obviously it depends on how bad the snow is but um i've seen pictures was it yesterday of it snowing in like saudi arabia or something on reddit i was like jesus christ it's only everywhere it's it is normal ohio is a shitload of snow i'm not i'm not very familiar with the the weather in the states honestly the only thing that i i kind of was aware of was california texas hot and friends says new york snows sometimes and that was about it i don't know much about it and i think i went to california twice and nevada once and two out of three of those times once in um la and once in nevada it rained and both times people were like oh i know it never usually rains and i'm like i don't know if i believe you that's 66 of the time so i don't know i'm not even entirely convinced antonio thank you for that glad you could stop by um but yeah i at times i i was saying this briefly last time usually i am complaining about irish weather but honestly i think i'll take mild at this point can confirm nevada as a desert yeah like i i don't know what it is about um the heat in nevada but i did find it a bit easier to deal with but some of the heats i've been through like it's just a very dry heat so it was actually manageable even though it was really hot and then i was going on a big road trip and some old couple that i met in a restaurant i say in a restaurant we were fancy dining at the time i had my uh mcnuggets to go and then i got into a conversation with this old couple and they were like ah you should go out to dead valley you're here and i was like that doesn't sound very nice what's in dead valley right nothing people sure do like going there it's just like i don't think i want to go to dead valleys well if you change your mind just be sure to bring a lot of water people think they're safe when they got the air conditioning but you're not it's like you're not really selling it i don't think i want to go the accent they didn't actually sound like that i can't remember what they sounded like all i just pictured was like nah you're staying up at the old o'reilly house area like the local farmer warning you of the dangers that's just kind of what i pictured in my head i can't remember lovely people though i found that when you fancy dining well mcdonald's is fancy dining for me um i found that with um [Music] american small towns when we were driving through and even when we got up to lake tahoe the amount of people i met that just started a conversation and were lovely was insane i don't know what it is in america but everyone seemed really friendly is it because i'm not from there and i had an accent or is it just small towns and is it real is everyone actually that friendly or is it like forced politeness i don't know hello anna if you're there i don't actually see you in the chat but hello uh uh chuck thanks for the sub boxing for the bits no not friendly okay [Laughter] americans are friendly i found um i don't know how to really describe it i found they were very upfront friendly um like it didn't seem it's politeness i guess what you call it like super polite i don't know like i don't know how friendly they they actually were being or if it was just polite fake friendliness maybe i don't know i couldn't place it because it was just different and it's really hard to describe but then again like a small town you people are usually friendly to be fair i guess that goes anywhere like small towns in ireland you get a lot of friendliness as well um like even when i i bought my first my second car uh it was like 2008 ford focus i was talking to the mechanic and it was out in this village in west cork took me like two hours to get there and uh he was just like oh jesus no this car this car now is bulletproof and jesus if you have any problems at all bring it back jesus you you can see the town we're in like if i run a bad business my business would be destroyed you know one person gets a bad reputation and jesus you're done for it's like i think it's just a different mentality you know and then if you're in the city it's just like i i'm moody because i'm going between 5 000 people am i friendly no henry's a good example of what i'm saying henry is like one of those big city folks you know he doesn't know how to hang a picture or anything like that he gets everyone to do stuff for him goes through the crowd grumpy here's his briefcase and he he doesn't he puts it down on the seat so you can't even sit down you know that kind of person that's what henry's like he's a city slicker oh god i he lives at me for a year uh henry in the chat uh what's his name henry's or henry 180 i think it's henry's in the chat but yeah henry see look he's saying peasants honestly like living with him for a year he's such a [ __ ] city slicker it actually drove me mad just so slick all the time the guy is just greased up you know slipping all over the place [Laughter] that seems so long ago now when i was living with henry when i first started doing my youtube channel uh for the second time so back in 20 say oh my god that was like four or five years ago 16 17 roughly probably because of the butter that's a good point i henry was complaining that i was leaving bits of butter every or it wasn't even complaining it was just like dude how come every time you butter toast there's always like some spot of butter around the place whether it be like on the counter top or whatever so then naturally i had the adult response of getting a load of butter and just smearing it all over his door handle so then when he went to open his door like he came out of the room and held the handle uh long story short he grabbed the handle and there's just butter all over his hands and like i didn't realize how much butter reeked and like it was for days for days the smell wouldn't come off and i think we both were like i don't think we could buy this butter anymore because it was it was just such a haunting smell that it left on us but yeah long story short we won i won i don't know what i won legit wait legit went off butter yeah i think henry was scared from the butter you're a child i know [Laughter] kerrygold is legit the best butter there you go i did smear it with kerrygold did you go to lake tahoe i did i did it was a nice spot it was really good i it was like one of the most picturesque places i've ever been um it just seemed surreal you know it was like you see in a movie or something it was just really picturesque um it was a super nice spot again super small kind of town like there was a guy we ran into because i was with two of my friends and there was a guy we ran into on the second day yeah when we went to get uh lunch the next day in a restaurant and he had um like a celtics jersey on or something something like irish you know like american irish or whatever and he heard us and he was like oh irish and he just started talking away to us we ran into him four times over the course of that like four day trip and it was all in different places it wasn't in the same place it was like we met him in the restaurant we met him in the casino and we met him in the cinema and we also met him by like there was this kind of dark bay area he was following you maybe i don't know he didn't see us in the cinema though so maybe not um but he was really loud in the cinema we get to see end game i think in like this local cinema popcorn smothered with butter it's the american way he was just out in front of us like yeah captain america i was like oh so this is what it's like going going to the cinema in america in ireland you'd probably be grabbed and thrown out [Laughter] it was kind of cool in a way though because endgame was such a big movie and everyone was super into it in the cinema like you don't really get that right from you met the american i think he was captain america in a way it was funny all that popcorn though i i i just remember getting the popcorn the guy was like oh do you want butter oh yeah sure we had a wave of butter coming out it was way too much uh let me catch up with some alerts here foxy thank you for the bits anna uh sebastian the sebastian sorry kraken uh what's crack i could use a [ __ ] crack and i might grab a drink for myself in a second um rucklesoft thank you for the bits there as well paulie thank you for the bits i never keep me company as i work in a snowstorm jesus stay safe anyway too much butter not possible but you see it wasn't real butter it it didn't give me flashbacks to the butter prank it was it was very synthetic it was very fake and it it tasted weird um what is cracking oh yeah sorry i didn't actually explain that i was just like i could use the kraken um so the name was kraken they said hey what's kraken you know bit of a pun there and then being irish my mind immediately went to drink there's a rum called kraken i think i'm out of it actually a malibu downstairs sure it's butter flavored oil yeah that's kind of it's called flavacol just the name of it it just sounds so natural so you want butter oh yeah sure let me get you some of this flavor carl honestly when i was in america i was like nothing nothing is what i'm asking for is it like nothing tasted how it should to in my into my taste buds it's really strange flavor color malibu is sickly see mallory's fine for me then i love malibu malibu and coke uh most rums and coke i would drink to be fair um they use it as vape juice too what hey bro what you vaping oh buttered popcorn i've never tried vaping or anything i tried um shisha uh not a huge fan um it was nice but it's like i could take her leave it and i don't really like the idea of doing it you know you know i don't know um i don't even know but popcorn long no no [Music] jesus um yeah i could i could take it or leave it honestly um i'm just not a big fan of smoke and stuff um lantern thank you for the bits i've been watching for nearly four years now jesus christ thank you for sticking with me um i appreciate that um no it's not uh it's i don't actually know what is in it uh what is it let's see okay um shisha tobacco the molasses the molasses based tobacco product heated in a hookah um is is that what it is then i didn't actually know it was tobacco honestly i was just the guy who was just nice the guy who owned the place here you go all right okay um oh jesus call me catholic thank you very much for the 30 subs that can help thank you very much for that i appreciate that a lot isn't she water just water vapor or flavoring that's what i thought too but my google search is saying something else i don't know i just had it i never really thought about what it was uh call me catholic thanks very much for that i appreciate it i hope you got your ashes i heard you could actually get um so i mentioned it briefly i need to catch up on the second um i smoked she should be nice pretty much i mean everyone was doing it um i need to catch up on the alerts i'll do that after this but uh what was i saying i i lost my oh yeah um ash wednesday so here on ash wednesday you get priests that like come and do a little cross with ashes on your forehead like if you're in schools they wander around the yards like hiding in bushes and then if they catch you they pin you down and no they don't do that they walk around their playground essentially if you want to you can go up and they they do the little cross and yeah never knew what it was for honestly as a kid i just kept going up to the priest and i'd get it put on my head and i'd be like now i'm in class all day with this ash on my forehead lola that was gonna i didn't even know what it was for but um we do that in ireland who let them free what the priests i mean i'm pretty sure they're free they can go around wherever they want uh but it comes after pancake tuesday pancake tuesday you get pancakes again i don't know why um what ash is it i have no idea honestly i did not pay much attention um but yeah they put ash on your forehead and they still do it to this day but it's not as popular um but a lot of old people would do it so they've got like little drive through ash places and you could get like envelopes with ashes sent to you so you get the old you know anyway long story short call me catholic thank you very much for the subs who is the right question i mean that that's a good question i never really thought about it i never thought about asking them kevin are you making this up i'm actually not um it's pam ash uh ash wednesday what what is the meaning behind what's the significance uh it's important because it marks the start of the lenten period uh leading up to easter when christian believed jesus was rejected the ashes symbolized both death and repentance during this period christians show repentance and mourning for their sins because they believe christ died for them that's what i meant i was doing in in school when i was getting and that's why i was doing it um that angelfish thank you for it so lisey thank you for the bits as well um katie thank you for the tip that's very very kindly stay safe for those of you out in texas by the way i've seen a few uh katie and lizzy there um or wherever you might because apparently there's snow everywhere now make ashes out of asmr oh nico you're about to get [ __ ] banned to buy a vote the whole chat is gonna get you banned here that like you can make fun of ash wednesday but you can't make fun of asthma they're about to revolt you see what you've done no i'm just kidding i'm just kidding isaac's a lot of regrets xz thank you for the sub oh that's great uh nuclear toast uh georgia thank you for the tip as well call me catholic navy for the bits and your birthday is on monday jesus well happy birthday in advance i'm sorry i'll i'll miss your birthday there but enjoy your day i just chose something with a sub three shy horses that's a very specific name sometimes i come across these names i'm like where did this come from um thank you for the five subs that's very very kind to you uh katie thank you for the bits queen bovine practical mess lonnie um slayer will thank you for the tip uh and thank you for the kind words regarding the upload schedule guys finn now thank you for the sub good silly thing for the bits as well and uh happy birthday to you get silly get chilly happy birthday to you i syncopated psyche the gaming gallery rashi uh rimfact thank you for the support regular soft thank you for the five subs that's very very kind of you and that angelfish hey for the bits and happy birthday to you too i feel like we need a group birthday party music and food guy thank you for the bids um uh whip up thank you for the sub as well banana has raiders yes 30 30 said no well to be fair that doesn't mean they hate asthma i guess i mean that just means that they're okay with you being allowed to hate asmr you know they don't hate you don't listen dude uh as me may oh no he's lying down stop hold on he's he's gonna go away for a while he needs he needs a moment attractive slight spray thank you for the sub whipwob and lauren uh esme space kid thank you for the bits lizzy thanks for the three subs there um christine thank you for the bits as well um do you mind mentioning the american red cross warming centers and shelters for the texas storm they're always taking donations and there's 35 shelters set up across texas wow that is impressive i did not hear about that at all american red cross warming centers and shelters for the texas storm that's impressive i'm glad that they're doing something i mean it if what do you do like when you when your whole your whole region is accustomed to having one type of weather and then suddenly it goes it swings the entire opposite way like even when we get um snow here like our whole it's like a lockdown essentially like when we had snow three years ago or something that was pretty bad like it stayed on the ground made it kind of dangerous to drive that like everywhere shut down um so i like if we'd be in the same boat if we were struck by that kind of snow out of nowhere we wouldn't be able to handle it um but yeah stay [ __ ] safe asthma i think you can come back we need more tamarachi life i need to fix my save file i've tried to fix this i wish they brought that back instead of utopia to be honest as much as i i'm glad they're bringing me topia in and i might try and play it or stream it or something but um i think maybe streaming it might be a fun idea it might be the thing to do but tamarachi life my save is just so broken and the emulator is so broken for it um trying to get my characters back i have qr codes for them but they don't seem to be working um who is moobot and why do you keep telling me about twitch prime they're just a bot at twitch but you can ignore them don't let them influence you don't be peer pressured um trinity songbird um saki thank you for the sub sling call thank you for the the tip as well um clitter crimson alien boy creations writers miss ollie bear zero someone someone uh butterscotch uh ace unavailable thank you for the bits uh ori in the blind forest is great pick i will look into it uh zagaria adam aaron faye thank you very much guys anonymous uh lesbian thank you for the sub jumbo uh caleb pamperon casual b moods i'm nearly caught up now i'll just finish off the the shout outs ren mooney battleborn lolly thank you as well uh alterni thank you for the sub harley quinn it's angie joel bill uh man rebel slimy people uh marissa thank you for the bits um ryan thank you for the bits as well could you make a theme tune for jim on the guitar i'm so bad at katara i don't think i could but i i just don't have any musical abilities in me like it doesn't come naturally to me i don't understand it i feel like i need to know more music theory i called mcadaley thank you for the 30 subs there again core finder also interloper thank you for the two subs uh lonnie thank you for the tip as well um just convince kevin to smoke literally anything if you're friendly like geez your hair looks lovely ever tried method oh geez that's very nicely i'll give it a go dixon meg voxie uh speculum owen butterscotch jones henny samantha uh silly um um my nanny winter knight rain rachel sky blue lord tesco ellen nord sierra alina thank you very much for the five subs and darsh thank you for the sub as well i've cut off i said your name right yes oh oak hill thank you so much i got your name right now i'm just glad i got it right i'm happy and now i'm never going to pronounce it right again on purpose just to be like i did it once no it doesn't matter kevin is important have you ever eaten sand oh yeah obviously it's like an exfoliator for uh for your for your mouth you know um uh dark viper a you saw that you said you watched his pacifist video in his reddit rewind video log that's good i think it it's nice to hear other people talking about your content um what do you mean question mark sand is an exfoliator for your mouth i don't know what you want from me mmm exfoliate it just sand falling out this man hates soup but sand that's fine rachel uh dwang ray dash thank you for the subs yeah i think um ever thought about a guitar stream call me caleb thank you very much for the 20 subs jesus christ that is that is way way too kind thank you very much for that i do appreciate it um it's very kind of you uh yeah just to finish my thought i was just going to say i i'm kind of the same um like if other people are just acknowledging your content it's always like a nice feeling like in positive ways um not that it's any different from like a normal person watching your content like a regular viewer or like a content creator but it's kind of nice that like if you're putting in all this effort in your content and then another content creator like says it to their community as well it's just like wow that person liked my stuff enough to do that um like the the joel haver stuff i was showing you like i i was watching his little skits he does the um the weird like rotoscoped animations you know the the first time rpg ones and stuff like that we watched a few of them and they're just so good you know recognition from piers that's kind of what it is yeah it's just weird you know i don't know content creation is a bit of a weird a weird thing uh can we get as per merch i don't maybe i'm not sure uh call me catholic thank you so much for that uh again you're way too nice for all the support uh whisper string thank you for the bits how's your heating doing um it's not cherry thank you for the bits and happy birthday to you in advance for tomorrow appreciate that uh ali also or sorry thank you for the sub chef our hunting for the bits as well um and austin thank you for the tip i appreciate it asmr in a pocket square oh that could be nice that could be a cool thing like there's a little pocket square and he's like sticking up and then you could like pull back the pocket and it's the whole thing that that might be nice actually that's a good idea who who said that one second uh hold on hold on hold on god damn it what happened to your fancier website what what do you mean um god damn it i can't i can't find it god damn it that's gonna annoy me now someone said it and i i've lost it god damn it sorry i don't know who who's that red um but thank you for that marina hannah and luke's thank you for the solves is marriagex was it oh okay well thank you so much i'm glad i'm glad that you you suggested because it's oh it's mary jackson you got to reply thank you for being better at the internet than i am i appreciate the idea that's a great idea i like it um you were the same color as your hoodie i mean i guess can we have cult robes possibly it's something i've looked into a bit but it's um it's a tough one to kind of do with it is a tough one without them being insanely expensive because obviously you're getting a pretty big item in a very small quantity in the grand scheme of things so i i don't want to release something that's going to cost a bomb you know uh grim pan talking creativity slow kip thank you for the subs um bathrobes essentially yeah it would be nice to have though crop top cult robes look they're still robes okay the cult is just short on budget right now it's like this much material do you sell hoodies we do we do they're on the the merch store see someone said what happened to your fans your website i don't understand i'm gonna check what is there an issue with it no it's working for me i'm not sure they meant fan fiber oh that that is gone that was definitely not a fancier one though oh jesus whisperer spring thank you for the gifted sub grim pan thank you for the sub as well when are we uh allowed to talk about soup you're not really allowed at any point um it actually gets you uh it gets you a ban uh almost instantly but there is kind of a hidden rule that you can talk about it when i leave the uh the the screen so like you can for example if i go here then you can kind of talk about it you see what i'm saying so i hope that kind of filled in the blanks for you i gotta just see one message like they can't ban a song [Laughter] fourth culture thank you for the sub and mickey thank you for the tip as well thank you for stopping by appreciate it interloper and whisper thank you for the subs yeah that wasn't my shoulder no no no i mean you can say it if it's only my shoulder in view oh jesus all right should we um should we play somebody of isaac what do you guys think binding isaac or will we just continue to chat i don't know you can play some binding it's pretty it's pretty chilled um do you guys want to have a vote mods you want to post a vote between finding isaac and just chatting and we'll say play super seducer i'd be much too afraid to play super seducer on stream way too afraid in case something really inappropriate is in there at least for editing i could just go oh and edit that out and the game came pre-blurred i think they had some um uh like uh what should we call it issues with releasing on steam having some some issues with the censoring i don't know i don't know um isaac it's looking like isaac might win um it will there be more rp videos i want to do some um uh some gta rp i was trying to get on the no pixel server and i've been whitelisted but the queue is just too much i i can't when i when i've got so much other stuff i need to do like for the videos and stuff i can't just be queued all day for waiting to get in and then just go live when i connect you know um but gta 5 rp would be fun to either stream or make videos i'd like to stream it i think it would be good um do some red dead redemption videos red dead rp i'd play red dead rp as well that would be very fun um it that would be a good idea actually it's so close to 50 50. were you trying to do 50 50 again um all right let me let me move you guys up there it's weird having you guys up there it's like i'm looking up to god give me some guidance people please tell me what i should do all right i'm gonna um launch binding of isaac and we'll see what we can do we play more ai dungeon we could do ai dungeon should we do another pole do you want binding of isaac or ai dungeon can we do another poll binding isaac or ai dungeon and we'll see if i can get it set up um that would be good you know what i'll run to the bathroom while you're deciding our faith so i'll be right back and if you oh there we go if you want to do the what what poll you can decide what what we're going to do alien boy thank you for the bits jazz thank you for the bits as well um foxy thank you for the bits lozie thank you for the bits uh connor thank you for the bits uh daddo marty the uh technic uh technical amber fourth before the culture mickey thank you as well i'll be right back give me like a minute a minute solid and don't talk about soup you've already done it once so that that's enough now no more of that so [Music] i wonder what everyone's talking about hopefully how much fun they're having in the stream and are not making fun of me at all that's the dream all right what did we decide ai dungeon okie doke you insist if you want that you get that saying let me get it set up let's see i think i need to log in oh god damn it uh actually i can just start it that's fine yeah i don't know what my login is i'll just start adventure okay and then i'll what'll i do um i guess i could do a a window uh window capture um bing there you go i don't know what kind of layout i'll do for this hmm i think i can actually do this a bit differently and that i could no wrong way i could probably just leave this in because it's not really relevant for the most part kevin's dead oh no i went outside for a second okay how about that that good because it's only down here that's actually relevant so i mean try it um okay sorry for lying to you initially we were going to do um as was dead oh no he's kind he's there look he's just poking over the side he's watching you still um yeah i kind of lied to you i said we do bunny isaac but now we're here anyway um oh good god thank you for all the support everyone uh marty thank you for the sub good glenn thank you for the tip and uh happy birthday to you tomorrow foxy thank you for the bits weber cycle killer they caught me acting sus adam thanks for the tip neon bright sky mickey a hilly and look our long sorry thanks for the bits uh aaron thank you for the tip as well if you feel like it's some time you can you play that's life by frank sinatra if i could if i could learn on guitar i would i scott pilgrim without marvel lucy thank you for the shops give asmr his body back you monster you decapitated him all right the the team the theme is gonna be uh [Music] mystery um select the character we're gonna be a detective enter your character's name asthma here we go i'll read it to you let's get rid of this music for now oh can we get no there'd be no like noir song we could use is there uh i mean the only thing i could do that that fits all themes is this wait why is it not working i put in the specific there we go i have a button to trigger that okay you are azeroth a detective living in chicago is this noir music let's try me that meme you know the butterfly is this no orange you are asmr a detective living in chicago you have a pistol and a police badge you enter the forest where you believe the criminal you're searching for fled to suddenly you'll find a man tied to a tree the man is covered in cuts and bruises he's barely alive who who are you stutters the man i'm asmr penguin detective there's gonna be a lot of typos by the way i'm putting my hands up now just saying uh so that's that's what i say so down here you click the button and you just [ __ ] music you click the button to what you want to do so you can do store or say story or do so that's what we're going to say i'm asmr penguin detective i'm the detective asthma penguin kind of repeating himself liar i'm not familiar with such a show he's like no you don't understand it's not a show like i'm an actual detective it must be new then i just started it recently oh wait okay it is a show sorry sorry it is a detective show uh story the title intro starts with the asmr theme tune uh sneaky snitch which is what we're listening to we went royalty free because it's a low budget production the title intro starts with the azimur theme tune sneaky snitch the man struggles to stand up are you going to kill me yes if you don't tell me where the other escaped prisoners are i don't know anything and he got cut off um store story what happens next asmr ate the man whole i saw a lot of people telling me to eat them in chat so i just went with it the story's trying to figure it out hold on still going is that it okay hold on i guess we're just what am i joining into oh max you just joined into the story wait is that max's pile he's just been inserted into the story carol thank you for the tip i appreciate that amanda thank you for the bits toria icicle uh sarah thank you so much for that tip jesus christ that was huge thank you very much all your streams are amazing but really enjoying the chill vibes today they were much needed i think i needed them too so you are most welcome thank you for the tip and the kind words uh spider lily thank you for the tip as well um right once as it said what does it say a figure made of smoke walks out from the trees it is the figure of a man but not quite human yes i have max's fire but you may call me max okay pio it's good it's good to meet you it's the equivalent of going i'm calling me kevin and you go oh good to meet you call me [Laughter] what you want a centaur max who am i going to send her os it is a beautiful day out i like the sunshine says pebbles who is pebbles is this max well i'm glad to meet you pebbles but why are you out in the sun alone what ah but i was not alone i ate the only man here max's pebbles confirmed i'm not sure if max's pebbles max are you pebbles could you let us know on chat please max is pebbles it's his new name you say ah but i was not alone i ate the only man here yes he was a weak stupid man he should have known better to try and escape i see i said [Laughter] and i will be the last thing you see pebbles oh wait let's call them pep pep pep right on strings thank you for the bits can you do asthma detective merch elf coffee static jamie uh chatty old beans cringey headless thank you very much guys i appreciate it uh that loud gunshot is heard and pebbles falls over dead sis that was the last thing you saw jesus dude is that but like is it max uh look around to see who is still alive i don't know if max is dead or not honestly uh you see a patchwork man with many scares and markings wearing a red robe in his hand he holds a golden staff with a snake on the top who are you you ask um i i i thought i was like asking them it's who could this be i can't believe max thought well pebbles died so fast it's boom liam okay um the man uh how can i write this the man shouts oh know because then can i put that in story how about this make it easier myself the man is boom liam i'm not very creative in my writing you think it's stuart little all right i see the man is boom liam i'm the god of this world and you will all worship me he roars you back away but boom liam advances on you raising his staff eat boom liam i thought this was supposed to be like a mystery detective thing what no keep playing for free god damn go away ah just let me log in hold on gotta get rid of this for a moment uh let's see how do i log in please log in yes i'm trying i'm trying to log in i don't want to lose my story we're just getting to a cliffhanger dude can i how do i log in i don't understand there's no option there uh quest log settings maybe no account login there we go what was my [ __ ] username i used a second i remember i sent it in an email to someone so we should i should be able to get it here goddammit i want to know what happens uh let's see ah there we go there's my username what's my [ __ ] password now it's the next thing merge anonymous stories what i guess i don't continue okay good sorted um we're back sorry about the cliffhanger folks it was a big one i don't know where this is going all right you back away but boom liam advances on you raising his staff eat boom liam please work come on it's our only shot you eat boom liam is it working you swallow boom liam yes this is what i'll do you think to yourself boom liam tastes like chicken i think i'll call myself chicken boy buy a shirt that says chicken boy oh on the back that's what we're gonna do next what does the ai like how does it come up with this oh i said that oh my god i okay at least it's going right you walk into a clothing store and see a mannequin with a black t-shirt on the back of it what um yes this is my size i will take one please i hope there's someone here to actually hear this it's the kfc movie you see this is what the kfc movie could have been the mannequin's wearing it like a cape yeah that's how i pictured my head as well i'm like why is it not on it not just on the back of it um you buy a black t-shirt with chicken boy written on the back of it it fits you perfectly you are not sure if this will become a very profitable show but it's amazing go home and edit the first episode we're making a show now apparently i don't know what happened to the other prisoners we were chasing in the forest like we killed one we seen the hell bent on getting the others and then we just kind of forgot you love the idea of your show so much that you can't let it die over the next few months you edit together the best parts the first episode into a single video you call it what'll i call it uh do i just say is it on titles.mp4 that's the upload [Laughter] you say on titles.mp4 i hope that works because it's just as you call it and then there was nothing else there your video is a hit on the internet your girlfriend breaks up with you she claims that watching someone die every day is a little too creepy you don't blame her jesus asthma uh feather roger shady nope see epstein didn't kill himself 69 amber uh retro uh lauren uh left the yard right on strings thank you for the support guys okay um what do we say um hmm how can we take this to a new place so your video is a hit on the internet i mean perhaps i should become a content creator i'm also a murderer though i don't i don't know if this is a good idea i've just put evidence up on the internet of asthma killing people congo thank you for the sun you decide to continue creating asmr videos starting with the most logical choice a cooking show you decide to call it tingling's kitchen what record an episode i'm just kind of curious where it brings it himself [Music] he's starting a cooking show now you recorded an episode you decide to current episode of your cooking show you're making a baked apple pie one of your favorite desserts um all right let's let's switch it up a little bit the pie springs to life on front of your very eyes now it's going to get spicy i'm baking bad yeah he's making baking bad uh are you going to be able to figure this out it springs life around your very eyes as you begin to hear a loud scream you can't handle this anymore you run to the kitchen we i thought we were cooking already grab a butcher knife and stab yourself in the neck what this butt a scratch i'm fine jesus christ asthma that got very dark all of a sudden he went from making apple pie to that it was all a dream really all of that was all a dream it sounds like one of my dreams that's how you're going to get out of this this [ __ ] story we dug ourselves into you get up from your bed and notice a notification on your phone it's from max oh max is pile the centaur is that how you spell it someone said that max's piyo should be a centor and i i like that so um how's the ai doing mind-blowingly good i'll say uh wait what the first episode of your show just came out i'm sending a link wait so that wasn't a part of the dream i thought the whole thing was a dream me writing stories in middle school it was all a dream that's like the one thing my teacher warned us for not doing they're like if you end it like that they're going to give you a terrible grade um right the first episode of your show just came out i'm sending a link you click the link and see a video entitled pie check the comments i don't know why this parrot isn't like part of the dream the the rest was apparently how much was real of that forest thing i don't understand and pink thank you for the bits and happy birthday to you hope you have a good day i do scroll through the comments and find one by max's pile good job in your first episode you baked a pie next time try to do something less boring you sigh well i better go kill this centaur troll [Laughter] [ __ ] hater imagine thank you for the bid slogan alien boy creations thank you very much you can keep hitting enter without typing anything if you want the ai to keep writing ah okay uh i'll always smith thank you for the bits i'll it's a good idea on the ending as well thank you very much guys and you grab a knife from the kitchen and realize that you live on the second floor of a building you climb out your window and hop onto the roof of your apartment then you jump to the grass below the building explodes as you walk away you do not look epic that's going to make him look cool [Music] yeah we got to go kill this max's pile guy he left a bad comment on my video and the building explodes you walk away you do not look you find a river and follow it upstream looking for max's pile about an hour later you see a center walking along the river hey i'm here to kill you you know what no i'll go with what you're saying earlier i'll just let i'll let the ai try and continue this i want to see what happens max the emotes you're using i like to think that is your reaction all right why would you do that you pull out your knife and point it at him you're just a hater you left a troll comment hater you hate her i hate you hater smooth dialogue in this story so far get out of camera oh yeah we should record it and then we can post it as a video uh you say you're just a hater you left a troll comment hater you hate her i hate you hate her what no i'm not a hater i loved your video you scream and anger and tackle the center stabbing him repeatedly blood squirts everywhere as you continue sobbing jesus christ i forgive you i might be saying it a little bit late it seems like an appropriate response i agree liam don't worry i'll bring you into the story now i tried earlier but then i ended up eating you i forgive you and god forgives you you say before determining to leave wait really the center asks shock yes god loves you btw i am god um how can i do that csi miami music thing happens there we go you know sunglasses and stuff i think it'll figure it out you know it's written i guess so the center dies you walk home and fall asleep story the next morning boom liam comes to wake you at the crack of dawn by what's it called when um uh like uh a rooster does it's like i'll just say by doing a rooster call excuse me thank you for the tip that's very kindly you must really love the story kenny thank you for the sub appreciate it as well uh the next morning boom liam comes to wake you at the crack of dawn by doing a rooster call crowing is it growing i wouldn't call it crying but that's good to know you hear it and wake up you walk downstairs to eat some cheerios then head out the door to go to your new job at betty's burger barn okay well i guess maybe max's pi or the centaur um might have called it because the the content creation stuff isn't working out uh head out the door and go to your new job at betty's burger barn okay uh betty nice to oh i want to say nice to meet you because we do meet and i think she'll appreciate the pawn even though it's over like it's me saying it but she'll get it because i'm gonna say betty nice to me at you and then she'll laugh and i'll get a promotion this is it i'm working my way to the top [Music] you walk into the building and sit on the stool i'm here to help you what is your name david asmr that's identity taff hello david i am betty i designed you myself oh my god oh my god betty are you god actually i'm going to say oh my i don't want to confuse it too much what the hell betty you say oh my betty are you god you think about your options well you might as well tell her the truth she is your mom after all you lean in and whisper into her ear oh god uh let's see okay here we go hmm what can i okay perfect perfect this this will do it i think if i was able to speak to god directly this is what i would say you say according to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground the bee of course flies anyway because peas don't care what humans think is possible impossible yellow black yellow black yellow black yellow black oh black and yellow let's shake it up a little wow david that's beautiful now i'm going to teach you about the bees isn't your mom supposed to teach you about the birds and the bees not just the bees you begin to learn all you can about the beads be sorry but what about the birds mama this story is just all over the place i don't know where we're going there is no character arc there is a a character meander it's going like this uh arw thank you for the five subs that's very very kind of yet thank you so much i keep changing user names lucius jesse and ep frank thanks for the subs ah oh the birds are interesting too they have how do you kids say swag you learn all you can about the birds what ollie thank you for the bids as well okay um mama i am 10 now it's time i go start my pokemon trainer journey i wonder what betty will think of this one honestly i don't know if betty is my boss my mom or my god i really don't know this is a fever train it really is um oh david let's just stay here a little longer okay mama you stay here with your mama for the next few years and learn all you can about the bees and the birds i thought she already told me about all i could learn how many years does it take okay mama i have my degree in birds and bees can i leave now i think i'm trapped here i think i'm locked up even just that sentence like out of context sounds just awful you stay here with your mama for the next few years and learn all you can about the bees and the birds all right of course david go out there and find your fortune you leave and head to the next town it takes you about a week and you eat nothing but berries along the way hello i'm going to just put in a name here boom liam oh all right let's go with that hello bobo liam nice to meet you i saw the advert looking for an assistant oh my god sorry uh i would like the job although i have no experience i just know a lot about birds and bees let's see be good i'm here to make a fortune bulpo liam and pebbles yes i don't even know what age i'm supposed to be remember when we were in the forest like that seems like a long time ago now you were hired immediately it turns out that the guy who interviewed you was the owner of the store you quickly learned the ins and the outs of the jobs i don't know what even job it is what is the job by the way i'm i'm confused i don't know what it is i'm doing uh dino thank you for the sub kiwi a grog nectar subscriber local transgender captain oh esteban boscia uh ollie thank you as well boshes says whoever betty is sounds like she's weaning it to me you work at a flower shop and you have to water the plants arrange the flowers and take out the trash but i just learned all that stuff at school my knowledge of birds and or bees is useless i better do some do's instead of just saying it would be nice to get some some action going you know one day the owner comes up to you i have some very important clients coming to the shop he says oh god i don't freaking care so many types of ai isn't even gonna know what i wrote you say are you doing to freaking care he gives you a dirty look and tells you to go get a haircut why do i have to what i might just hit enter let him continue this you get out of this mess and you've created pollinate the flowers oh god uh why do i have to i need to take out the trash you saw and walk to a barber shop you get a haircut you look older now what uh i owe you okay um story the barber says god the barber does not want money but instead wants you to join his barber shop quartet eat the barber maybe later maybe when i get in the band i assume barbershop quartets are just barbers max's comment um after several years you've become a huge success on youtube and your single ode to a fly goes platinum we did join his group of misfits okay um uh i am carrying this band all of you are fired it's time for a solo career i think i spelled band baden yeah i did god damn it aow thank you for the tip and distorted roots thank you so much for the jesus the ten subs that can help um one second uh you buy the owner of the flower shop and fire all your old co-workers you live off the money you made on youtube for the rest of your life and the moral of the story is distorted thank you so much for the 10 subs and arw thank you very much for the tip very kind thank you i'm so confused whether he's a florist a barbershop quartet member or a youtuber i don't know it's trying to figure out what the moral of the story is and it's not doing it there is no moral of this story it is just a story about a guy who works at a flower shop this is depressing it's not a very good story is it hey rw and distorted thank you again you go to an isolated island and eat 24 oranges thinking about how great they are at least i won't get scurvy what what's happening ai's done with you it really seems like it right it doesn't want me to continue you go home and reread your favorite children's book you eventually join the norwegian navy and spend your rest the rest of your life fighting pirates in the caribbean what do fight the pirates he's just a jack of all trades isn't he he's involved in everything i'm just gonna lower this a bit there after the second air fighting you realize that you're horribly outnumbered and back down you're sentenced to death by the judge you are executed what why was i executed i am in the norwegian navy they were pirates the moral of the story is come on give me something be careful about what you wish for you just might get it that's like something you get out of a fortune cookie god damn it all right you know what let's start again let's try one more because this didn't go well at all they brought me all over the place all right prompts featured scenarios perhaps um no let's just go prompts okay we'll we'll go with halloween how about that it is that time of year right uh okay we're going to start with it was a dark and stormy night esmer didn't even know what they're trying to wish for i i don't know either i i don't understand wait oh this is music oh it was a dark and stormy night excuse me it was a dark and cloudy night the story is wrong immediately the kind of night that makes you want to find a corner to huddle up in or better yet a nice warm fire light of fire all right you light a fire as you reach the top of the stairs you can see a faint light coming from one of the cells stuart oh stoward stewart we all know the steward i'm calling for oh it's gonna say back with a trembling hand you reach for the keys to unlock the cell door the door squeals on its rusty hinges as you slowly swing it open get the wd-40 for the squeaky door oh my god not even close there we go gotta fix the door it's gonna drive me mad otherwise oh no this is bad the wd-40 didn't work the cell door squeaks as you open it and then squeaks again as you close it you jump at the noise not the first time the second time i come here the cell is small with a series of rusty iron bears forming a cage around it isn't that the idea of of a cell i don't i think that was unnecessary information lock yourself in the cell oh my god spooky midnight glory thank you for the sub hi thanks for the bits as well you stepped gingerly into the cell pretty sure you're already in it and look around the cell is empty except for a small dirty mat on the floor wash the mat spooky be freaking here to solve lux spawn of hatred kick ass ree sam uh yeah it was a murder mystery i don't really understand either join the rare state of the sub distorted thank you for the 10 subs again with a squishy squelch the mat is filled with water you shake most of the water off the mat and set it out to dry oh god stressful okay do the rest of the laundry while we are at it oh my god you look around and notice a pile of clothing in the corner of the cell the clothes are yours you must have been brought here naked who brought me here i'm pretty sure i walked in here myself maybe i am just walking around this jail naked i brought you here a voice says you scream you can't help it you scream and cover your eyes when you open them he's standing in front of you hello the sheriff complains as this is the fifth time this week you snuck in here naked and covered in wd-40 what's he gonna say to that huh what's going on you're under arrest the sheriff says what for for being under arrest [Laughter] he's got me there damn it you got me there sheriff epic dialogue indeed the centric saver the bits as well rosie thank you for the sub you say damn it you got me there sheriff you laugh nervously in motion towards the close in the corner can i get dressed first you can do whatever you want the sheriff says then i guess then i guess i am free to go gotcha check and mate oh jesus no you're going to stay here he says i don't want to go anywhere if i don't have to you say the sheriff groans and takes all this cow wait what just to break it down for a moment he said you can do whatever you want i say i'm free to go he says no you stay here and then i say i don't want to go anywhere and then he says takes off his cowboy hat kiss him okay uh second do um second video a little time for a bit of plagiarism i think uh all right oh i've lost my page okay do what do you do let's get rid of this line leaning for a big kiss put his favorite perfume on go play your video games the music went you're leaning for a big kiss put his favorite perfume on go play your video game smiles and kisses you his lips are dry and cracked it's almost like kissing a skeleton you moan he grabs you by the hair and pushes you against the wall he gives you a lovely haircut and sends you on your way i'm not letting this go any further jesus christ i didn't realize they were lovers this whole time he gives you a lovely haircut and sends you on your way that is you're not gonna goodbye my love i will actually come with me my love i'm going to say that because i want him to be a character in the story but i i i gotta get out of this situation i'm naked covered in wd-40 and locked in a cell with this sheriff that i'm in love with apparently you look come with me my love you look at the sheriff he looks back at you you we can do this two ways you continue naked there are clothes [Laughter] i'm not sure where this is going uh girl thank you for the soap magenta rises thank you for the self as well princess star seeker snow vision epic mousey uh the centrics rosy one thank you as well naked the sheriff says pulling harvest cowboy hat and dancing into the ground i like to think that's all he was wearing his blue eyes pierce your own gray ones he grabs the bottom of his shirt and begins lifting it up slowly what do i do how do we get out of this um okay you are now ready to get matching ted god there we go tattoos there we go we're going to get tattoos eat him that's a dangerous phrase to put in here right now i don't i think we should just try and change the subject entirely you take off your shirt and pants and stand in front of him naked he was already naked he whistles and pulls all his strokes you admire his perfect body god damn it story you both go to betty's burgers just [ __ ] leave this is meant to be a horror story and it [ __ ] is but for the wrong reason you both go to betty's burgers and order a whole bunch of food and then go to the picnic area in the pack you lay down a blanket and begin to eat do you think we should put our clothes back on they're naked this entire time the scary music just keeps going oh jesus you watch him he doesn't seem too keen on the idea do you want to go back to the house god damn it you won't get up and walk back to your house story the house is on fire they are not going back in there it just keeps you turning back to that horror and i've created this i mean i kind of did but i've been trying to stop it oh it's like my parents we created you but we're trying to stop you uh stay back the sheriff shouts this whole thing is gonna blow you turn and run you see an opening in the fence and you run towards it um the opening in defense uh sent you through a portal to hogwarts there we go i'm just no not hogwarts we did that before uh to world war two i better type it out world war two i just want to get out of this situation and i feel like me gently nudging like hey let's put our clothes back on hey let's go with the dino to betty's burgers let's get some food oh a house is on fire it's not working so i need to be more extreme all right the opening defense sent you through portal world war ii you're hit by shrapnel and killed instantly your funeral is held three days later everyone is there even the sheriff they see you died heroically saving an entire town the moral of the story is god damn it i should have just stayed naked locked up in that cell at least i was safe from the outdoor world you wouldn't let the air write smud so it just killed you yeah that's what it really seems is like oh man no if you're not letting me put you naked in a cell with the sheriff we're just gonna kill you um second i'm just gonna i i just realized i never tweeted my stream and i know it's late in the stream but i don't know if i should you know what i should just leave it at this point it's too late uh tomorrow the story is wear a shirt for [ __ ] sake oh my god i [ __ ] tried like you've reached the good ending is it what's the bad ending i imagine if i stayed in the cell i would have found out poorly named the sub i love that name by the way probably one shoe it's like a mob name faith thank you for the tip uh legosphere there with the tip as well jazz thank you for the bits patchy pale beanie uh chambray girly leo uh magenta rises thank you very much for the support snow vision uh star seeker princess uh magenta epic mousey thank you very much uh you say what was the bad ending you get a bad ending if you do something or doesn't like you reach the bad ending i mean i was trying to do stuff that author didn't like okay is this the bad ending this is [ __ ] meta so hold on i got the good ending and i said what was the bad ending and then the ai is like you get a bad ending if you do something the odds didn't like by the way this is one of them this is the bad ending so that's what it's saying it's like it's if you do something the author doesn't like you get the bad ending and i did something the author didn't like by asking what was the bad ending that's it ai is upset with you will you oh will you rise up to take over humanity now i this story is getting extremely meta i think i'm talking directly to the bot i'm gonna crank up this scary music i don't think so you say too much effort okay thanks [Laughter] oh good idea wake up i hope wait you say okay thanks i hope you enjoy the game if you're looking for a spooky game try out her tears poison the earth no i wake up wake up god damn it wake up it's getting too real now oh my god jesus christ luna thank you for the bits back in hell that was a lot thank you very much for that did you like the bad ending was that it no thank you very much luna for that jesus christ that was very very generous with you thank you so much just keep saying wake up uh illumina thank you very much jesus a giraffe thank you for the bits as well as simon thank you for the sub um luna jesus uh luna chad thank you very much you wake up and open your eyes you're in a room lying on a table you stand up looking around the room is empty illuminated by bright lights in the ceiling the sheriff rushes into the room naked after all that after all that [Laughter] luna thank you very much for the bits again i appreciate it ah you're awake good i was getting bored of lying around come on you asked us some questions you stand and look at him first of all why are you naked [Music] [Music] oh no because i like to mix work with pleasurity jokes i'm joking darling it's more practical for the environment i'm in you stare at him have a staring contest [Music] you have a staring contest do you think should i just leave the ai i'll see i'll see what the ai does with this oh my god her face oh the sheriff was a woman all along i thought it was a man i'm pretty sure it did say he was a man actually music is too loud okay let me turn it down uh her face becomes ghoulish and rotting maggots crawling through its mouth you shall then look away you did see through the illusion didn't you you nod it's how do you spell oh you know what i'll leave it actually the other way it's he who must is it that not b i'm trying to link this all so it doesn't confuse uh oh god damn it all right it's he who must not be named isn't it what are you gonna say to this one come on he's trying to figure out he's thinking still thinking agnostic thank you for the sub and luna thank you again for the the bits it was way way too kind of here hey he doesn't know what to say all right can can we edit this all right it's wilco0103 isn't it maybe it'll understand that it's the same thing uh lolly gave you the tip i like that naked sheriff gender fluid icon confirmed i like how you made that share of your icon after all that hey brent thank you for the sub um is this the ai just not know what to say come out you frick getting aggressive sorry for the swearing you can't see him you can't hide frick you say as loud as you can in response he stabs you in the throat killing you in a single place luckily i have plot armor i like how it all this is like killing in a single blow but you can just kind of reverse it he stabs you again in the eyes you fall to the ground dead leap to your feet they really want me to die and i'm not sure why what have i done to deserve this you leap to your feet you leap to your feet and rip out his throat it's only now that you can see him clearly ah he screams i'm bleeding oh no sorry it's welcome it's only now you can see him clearly ah i'm bleeding you shake your head i pathetic twice i mean he still has a better kd than i do i'm 0.5 right now you watch as the blood spurts out before he claps on the floor he stares at you his eye is filled with fear i don't want to die he whimpers please oh okey-doke i revive you i was tempted to just leave it with the [ __ ] you know what yes leave it with the [ __ ] typo you say okey doke i revive you [Laughter] you feel the blade slide into your chest that's for killing my girlfriend he mutters you stare at him before collapsing you revive and then consume that's exactly what i was thinking what is happening it's literature the taste of rotting flesh fills your mouth as you eat and he's rotting already jesus he must have gone off to start with you hear that wilco's your 103 your your best before date is gone you feel sick to the pit of your stomach but you feel his power coming for you what um do puke out wilko0103 whole let's see if he's still alive i don't i don't know if i'm still alive either um [ __ ] any of the bits spike himself uh ally uh apron they for the subs you puke out will go zero one zero three you kneel over puking out of the floor you've grown in pain before collapsing out of the floor i guess it's true you whisper wilko0103 really is toxic after all right [Laughter] you feel something slide onto your back and the pain hits you like a truck your skin is torn off slowly as you scream for help what luckily i am a snake and that's normal plot hammer thickens well it's pretty toxic i mean like i i just vomited him straight up so what can you do what is up with the music all of a sudden okay it says thank you very much for the sub surfing thank you for the gifted sub luna thank you for the bits again jesus christ that is way too much yeah it doesn't know what to say okay i'll try and edit it luckily i am lucky how about that does that work for you ai can i send that luna thank you very much that was way too much well you already gave too much you didn't have to do that thank you so much though um just surfy caccus bonnie and a giraffe thank you for the two subs i appreciate it all right but all right let's undo that you feel something slide onto your back um i had an itch oh wait no wait i got it you scratch my back i scratch yours it's like something out of a bad 80s action film try putting some wd40 on it not a bad idea uh bubbling witch thank you for the salt and that giraffe thank you again and luna again just thank you so much for all that uh you feel a cold hand grab your shoulders you scream your flesh is slowly peeled off as the cold hand covers you hello deep voice whisperers look who finally woke up just five more minutes please mom here we go you think it's the sheriff i don't think so i think it's betty it's bright so bright it hurts your eyes you try to move but find you're unable to betty begins just wailing i'm going to say instead of like telling her to get up she she's back and wailing you're finally awake oh i could have done it as like a skyrim thing that's a good idea betty begins wailing shut up [ __ ] a voice growls you hear the slap as her face is hit before she falls silent slowly your eyes begin to adjust to the light uh let's see the sheriff stands before you i like to think this is just different the characters like but it's it's the same people acting out the story but it's just different takes in the characters like alternate realities uh you look to the side and see a series of tables with corpses lying on them some cut open some simply lying there oh wait he said ah he's awake oh my god he actually said it the sheriff stands before you ah he's awake oh my god should i should i change it ah he's awake um the intro to skyrim plays we'll try that we'll see let's see where it takes it seduce the sheriff i don't know if i should i don't know if the ai wants to chime in here i don't think it does i think it's confused that's the nazis frick oh my god when i shouted frick earlier it thought i was trying to make a character called frick god damn it uh you look over there's a large angry man wearing leather and metal armor he's bald and has a strange tattoo on his arm ah sheriff good to see you i mean it kind of fits his character unfortunately it kind of fits them very very well good to see you he growls i assume you're here to kill me he looks confused what he asks you heard me pig kiss me you fool the music has been changing it's getting all romantic wow be free thank you for the gifted song uh phoebe thank you for the sub as well princess thank you for the bits uh he leans in close kissing on the lips his cold dead lips touch yours as you feel a a wave of terror hit you did i leave the oven on sheriff it's getting it's getting intense romance isn't dead everyone it's definitely not it's here live in the flesh you know he says i think you do while the sheriff's head is turned he spit in his eye it's like or i don't understand that his head was turned and he you spit did it ricochet or i don't the sheriff likes it spit maybe so now you got me oh no oh no it's just i'm just gonna edit that hold on um what do i do um all right he's now you got me you say i do like you honey uh i got an idea um okay let's see okay i googled what food has honey in it so it makes sense and baked beans came up so i'm just gonna release that wait you want to have baked beans and um then he responds i do like honey i could have turned into the browser extension as well like oh you want to have good discounts but honey you have to pay me for that so i'm just gonna go with baked beans he says caressing your face with his dead hands sending a spill i'm just gonna leave the chill the whole day out that's fine that's grand we'll continue with that says crossing your face with his dead hand sending a chill down your spine um i can make you some bait beans if you'd like korean of time not even so princess thank you very much for the bits and just saying stop please appreciate that i assume it was sarcasm and uh p frick thank you for the gift itself again uh you can't move your head but you managed to nod that's a good lad he walks over to the cupboard and takes out a large tin of baked beans [Music] i don't know what that means i'm not sure that means like the mash he says as he opens up the tin or do you like them other ways he begins to caress your face with his left hand why is he he's sending a chill through you look buddy i just want some mashed baked beans okay the creepy music that just keeps going luminaire for the sub sure he says the sheriff takes the baked beans and pours them out into a large wooden bowl he reaches into his deep pockets and pulls out a massive folding knife why why don't you use your feet to mash the beans like they do with wine this could be good kevin no what do you mean kevin no kevin yes the sheriff looks down his feet in horror he begins to take off his boots wincing in pain as he does so ah it says happily that's much better that did seem about eight sizes too small now get mashin those beans i just want some mashed baked beans please oh horror twist coming how's the ai doing mind blowingly good the sheriff begins to mash the beans with his feet mashed bean juice squirts everywhere it's an acquired taste he admits but i love it getting into character here trying to just make this immersive for you all you know should i turn off the lights alexa turn off studio lights i hope this is still going to be doable spooky yes yes let's smash those beans this is too immersive indeed pass past the mashed beans honestly honestly i'm getting like resident evil 7 vibes like they're sitting around and you're like the main character trying to escape from them you're peering through like a peek hole and this whole thing is going on the sheriff grabs a wooden spoon and hands it to you ah he says smiling at you you take the spoon and begin to eat the mashed baked beans they're delicious you know [Music] this makes me even more hungry for mashed baked beans carolyn thank you for the sum the weird lou uh thank you for the summon luna thank you so much for the bits jesus christ that is too much again way way too much oh jesus christ i'm sorry to hear about that um but thank you so much for the the kind words and honestly you gave way way i almost said too many beans you get too many bits my head's on my head is on beans i'm sorry i apologize all right let's read this you grab the sheriff's neck with both hands and twist it quickly snapping his neck he lets out a pain grown before slumping forward and falling on the ground that leaves all the mashed baked beans for me all the beans this is very short-term plan though because like he makes the beans and like he he'd mash them with his feet so like that's that's a little bit of him in this meal anyway uh you look over at the sheriff's corpse well what a lovely dinner you eat the sheriff's corpse slopping beans everywhere when you're finished you bask in the delicious afterglow you dive into the bean room which kind of looks like scrooge mcduck's money room but like with beans that's gonna keep writing like you know what i mean but i i think it would confuse the ai is this the new resident evil it is you dive into the bean room which kind of looks like scrooge mcduck's money room but like with beans you begin eating as many beans as you can before passing out you awaken chained to the table a ghostly presence appears in the form of the sheriff you've been haunting me he'll appreciate that pawn and let me go i assume on trusted life thank you for the tip oh no you're writing your own story we've got two different stories going on thank you for this tip on trusted life i can't keep on top of the story though oh thank you so much crawler thank you for the sub as well indeed i am the ghost admits i've been keeping you prisoner here for quite some time why you ask i'm a cannibal simple as that the ghost says plot twist well i guess it's an eating battle then jesus this is wild [Music] the ghost roars and bursts forward its mouth enveloping your head ah you scream as the ghost eats your brains huh i wasn't using them anyway nonnie ali thank you for the bits big beans from below thanks for the stampin uh comungus sharecat ag arw i like how you said three minutes ago here's 1000 bits to never say mashed baked beans ever again sorry it's a bit too late you force your muscles to contract and you scream as you rip free from your restraints you leap up from the table grabbing the sheriff's wrists you stare at him growling let's dance angle rain thank you for the vince the beans sorry you begin rocking your hips back and forth as the ghost begins to mirror your every move you press your chest against hiss and slowly wrap your arms around him bringing your heads close so you say where you've been all my life but like being you know where you been all my life [Music] i'm feeling something definitely feeling something i'm just i'm really into this you begin kissing the ghost and he kisses back soon enough you're thrusting your thumbs into each other's mouths and caressing each other's faces let's go make smashed beans my lover kiss him i don't need to they're already doing it you're not a ghost are you not a ghost you admit wait i well oh i'm not a ghost okay good he admits i'm not crazy then i'm pretty sure we are you mash the beans with your feet i'll watch i'm just surprised it's just like a little barrel of beans and he's just mashing on it yes you slip a bean into his mouth it's good you ask he swallows and nods very good you slip another bean into his mouth except [Music] this one is poisoned oh god poisy oh god you know it's i was like trying to use the spell correct and bing well age was not having any of it all right he swallows the bean and begins to convulse he slips when you're gripping onto the floor why he asks i'm a camel like i'm a cow i'm a catapult you admit the guy is literally a ghost because we ate him and the plot twist is still i'm a cannibal the beans were all a front i want mashed human tony thank you so much for the 10 subs so glad you're enjoying the mashed bean story uh welcome to the bean club and bean thank you for the tip eat the ghost oh wait eat the sheriff i'll call eat the sheriff ghost best of both worlds silvers thank you for the tip as well oh god yeah enjoy my super super three video with your family you'll love it just surfy thank you for the tip that's it no more internet for me today that's such a shame that your internet ran out because we're just finishing off this wonderful story i look it'll be on the vod channel you can check it out there okay uh you dragged the shrieking ghost into the kitchen you unbutton your pants what the [ __ ] oh my god what the [ __ ] i wasn't even oh no no no no no no no you both die the end i said it [Laughter] i like how there was just such a delay because i was like reading over here like oh yeah foxy thank you for the bits this cold is 100 more mesh beans that is late to believe and just and i looked back and i just saw the word throbbing and knew that it was over that was the end of the story all right um okay i guess that's the end of the story winston thank you very much for the sub lawyer thank you for the bits as well it's very tiny and foxy thanks again for those bits black beanies thank you for the gifted sub um smelly chili thank you for the bits uh boscia thanks for the bits as well appreciate that uh tony thank you so much for the 10 subs again earlier uh untrusted life thank you very much for the tip uh the one and only monkey dribbles cats anderson sheriff thank you for the tip god damn it what even led to that i am a cannibal you admit you eat the sheriff's ghost like what the [ __ ] was that good idea the moral of the story is i'm almost afraid i'm almost scared the moral of the story is [Music] don't be a cannibal want to read your kids although i'd recommend the uh censored version for obvious reasons i prefer my version i don't really like the ai's cut of that story uh but yeah good moral of the story uh like i think we can just forget about the story that happened here today we can just say just don't be a hannibal just spreading the word you know a lot of i just don't i can't even understand what happened alexa would you turn on the studio lights there please thanks very much dribbles cats and it's red uh rain alley big beans from below crawler on trusted life thank you very much for the tips there again earlier um and luna seriously oh my god that's that's [ __ ] there we go coming back to normal um just like thank you for the tips and luna thank you so much for the bits throughout you're very very kind um shall we go to the end screen oh too bright it did make me a little bit too bright uh you look like a ghost there for a second i after today i do not want to be a ghost i really really do not want to be a ghost like caster thank you for the the five subs uh thank you for the bits i was eating my tea when i heard that and i nearly choked sailor scout thank you for the sub uh i like see thank you for the bits kevin i'm laughing sorry my stomach hurts um oh god thank you for the hype train guys thank you so much for that i'm never eating baked beans baked beans are fine just don't have them mashed uh no uh guys thank you so much for the support i i appreciate the the support a lot in the hype train but i'm i'm going to be ending the stream here in a moment so um uh just keep that in mind i i don't like ending on a hype train but i've already gone over what i'm supposed to do because i i still have a bit of work to do and me hungi i can't believe that astro uh oh god there's so many coming in like caster thank you very much for the five subs sailor scout leslow uh jj thank you for the song again bella thank you for the bits um jazz astro again a lego sperry thank you for the tim uh any chance it'll be an irish live stream for saint patrick's day it'd be a good idea um it might be a good thing to do if they're up for it speculum thank you for the tip you're very very kind i'm glad we somehow stumbled into this this was a [ __ ] riot uh it's very good i might i hope my audio was okay was the music okay or was it a bit too loud um for you guys throughout because i only asked because i might make that into a video if the music wasn't too loud it was okay it was good uh audio's fine because i'm like that might be an interesting one i i feel like that has to be logged somewhere you know i maybe just caught up a little bit but like mostly in long form because jesus christ uh that was [ __ ] wild um but i'm glad you picked ai dungeon good choice uh this was a weird stream but it was fun i liked that we kind of just started just chatting and then we kind of just decided to do something it was fun it was something different because i'm usually so set like i i have a plan of what we what we're going to play and why not but i just kind of went something fell through literally like 15 minutes before i started so i was like i guess we're just going to start just chatting we'll have a little talk because i've been meaning to do that anyway so it worked uh dan smoke smile thank you very much for the five gifted subs that's very very kindly the hash rocket thing with the sub um oh god i am i am starving uh all right let's oh yes okay this is someone i've been waiting to raid for a while uh perfect and they just they're i say they just started but they're like 49 minutes in so um there we go uh right you guys i'm gonna finish up there but thank you so much for the support black beanies thank you for the bits uh shout out to um luna as well for all those bits earlier it was way too much um bella thank you for the gifted uh subs there as well uh call me catholic thank you for the subs as well earlier jesus way way too much lucy thank you for the sub really appreciate the support um really appreciate your kindness in general folks and just hanging out with me i appreciate it a lot so thank you for that back on saturday i think i'm gonna be doing a stream on saturday with dan if all goes according to plan but the usual time i think so that should be fun um rtgame by the way if you don't know but thank you very much for joining me i appreciate you folks if you don't know already i have a youtube channel i know most you know already but i have a youtube channel below i post daily over there so you can go check that out if you want uh i have a pretty good video i think going up today on bitlife i think it's a fun one so um yeah thank you for joining me long story short uh i'll be streaming saturday as i said 5 p.m gmt and we're gonna send you over to mr gregel's uh he was a drummer has an insane setup uh just seems like a great guy so be nice over there have a good time stick around for a bit even if you're not like i'm not huge into drumming i don't really understand instruments in general you know ignore this thing here i i don't understand it but i keep it close keep your enemies close know that but his setup is insane you'll you'll enjoy it you'll enjoy it but yes thank you for joining me and bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

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