I Literally Died Inside

what were some times when you died inside farted and sneezed at the same time whilst queuing at a fast food place because of the sneeze the fart shot out so fast it actually hurt my butt so i screamed ouch as it happened felt like a prophecy it is impossible to snort gracefully don't feel bad in the seventh grade i got my back to school clothes for some reason i thought yellow pants and a yellow hawaiian shirt looked awesome i was excited to wear this new outfit we were not wealthy so having new clothes like this was a big deal for me sitting in my english class i received a note it said are you the mustard man and was signed by every person in the freaking class and as i read it they all burst out in laughter all of them it's a moment in life where you have to laugh or cry and either way you die inside i chose to laugh kids are cruel i had something similar as a kid had a light blue tracksuit that i loved in the third grade early 2000s don't judge my fashion choices and a girl told me that i looked like an oompa loompa never wore it to school again also oompa loompas look nothing like that brianna when i was 18 and at a carnival with a group of people i knew from school including my long time crush at some point people started dropping off from the group going on rides getting food that kind of stuff eventually it was only me my crush and my little sister little as in almost 16 i kept waiting for her to leave too to go find some of her friends or whatever after hanging out together for another 15 or so minutes it slowly dawned on me that it wasn't him and me waiting for her to leave but them waiting for me to leave they shortly after became a couple for a few months it later turned out that they got to know each other at my 18th birthday party two months prior they never met before when my sister got back later that evening she told me that and said you don't mind do you i did mind very much that freaking hurt and i don't even know you when my dad told me he was obligated to love me but he didn't have to like me i was 10 and i was absolutely crushed my mum used to say this to me all the time turns out that's why i think i'm not likable i received a set of boxes in the mail with no return address on a monday morning when i opened the boxes i started noticing stuff that is my mom's her handwriting on notes this seems to be some sort of cur package from my mom was in college at the time as i opened more there were all these documents i was confused then i found the note my mom committed suicide but planned it all out she sent me a list of things to take care of now that she's gone now i hate getting packages i'm so sorry mate i hope things turn it around and get better i had a customer who was holding and examining an awkward fragile and expensive item with one hand i asked her to please hold it with two she turned to look at me she only had one arm you know out of all the great answers in this thread this is the one that actually made me laugh out loud i can almost picture your face as she turns around i found a resident at my work cna crying and when asked what was wrong he responded i have baby brains for some context i work at a traumatic brain injury center for these types of people this is their permanent home and coming from someone who is usually caught in a three-sentence loop the self-realization was something i didn't think he was capable of phil spudman jpeg this happened in my high school theater class as a finale project we and a partner if we wanted were to choose a song monologue dialogue to perform i had a dear friend emma with a brave heart she chose the song all that jazz from the musical chicago which is a hard song even for seasoned performers in emma's 16 years of life no one had told her she was tone deaf nor had she figured it out for herself you could feel how uncomfortable everyone was when emma started to sing luckily we weren't a bunch of buttholes and politely tried to sit through it we were quite close-knit and mainly just proud to see our friends perform everyone had chosen their favorites and were so excited so we were painfully letting emma sing her way through the song until qmiz ellen she was hired as a front office person she answered the phone took care of attendants and kids whose parents called them in sick etc it was a dream however to be in the performing arts so stupidly our theater teacher took on ms ellen as an assistant director none of us liked her or this idea after the first verse ms ellen began to sing the correct ish pitch over emma i was horrified she immediately lost all confidence she had and hurried her way through the rest of the song the second hand embarrassment was so tangible it was heartbreaking vocal instructor and 13-year music industry veteran here no wonder me's ellen didn't make it in the performing arts she is incredibly unprofessional and full of herself i'm sure that anyone she auditioned for saw her bad attitude in a heartbeat freshman year of high school had a crush on a girl all year long we would flirt and talk i was too much of a p to ask but not enough of a p to leave it be we leave for summer i think to myself man good thing i didn't ask her out that would be so embarrassing just me trying to justify how much of a punk i was being next year begins first day back i had class with her best friend as she talks to the girls in the class i overhear in a whisper yes she crush and ex her new boyfriend have been together for a week i never thought she would give up on you now who never asking her out i turn and see all of them giving me the side eye needless to say i died inside it was embarrassing to say the least and honestly a huge wake-up call never made that mistake again shoot your shot every single email after a job interview that says you meet all the requirements we ask but unfortunately insert whatever when i was about nine i was in a school assembly all 400 students and all teachers at our school assembly is the student sat cross-legged on wooden floor in the sports hall well i had to fart and i assumed it would be quiet it was not it ended up being extremely loud and was amplified by the wooden floor in my school you would have been a king at a company event as we left my colleagues were nowhere to be found as i walked outside so i waited there turns out they were taking a group photo without me my friends did this at prom interviewing a potential student who is interested in my school he has a huge green circle around his eye row quite a black eye what did you do i was born like this once bought a bottle of pepsi in a meal deal but didn't have space to put it in my bag in my infinite wisdom i decided to pour the contents into my reusable water bottle so i wouldn't have to carry both bottles it was one of them bottles that has the straw in it and you flip the top up when you want a drink opened it in a little hardware store later in the day and the gas had built up in the bottle and it spurted out like a water gun all over the wall and ceiling i was so embarrassed and tried my best to clean it up for them but all the staff could do was laugh one of them told me i was stood in the perfect spot for the cctv to pick it up and he would be watching it back later i did this with sprite in my ninth grade algebra class the room went dead silent and i just went outside to dump the rest out while my classmates wiped off the desks for me my teacher didn't even say anything was on a skype call for work with about 25 other people had the mic on my computer turned all the way up and was typing on my computer almost continuously about 15 minutes into the meeting someone finally ims me to turn off my mic because nobody could hear what was being said oh yeah i've also been the one who was singing to my cat while on a conference call as a neurotic and anxious middle schooler i decided to ask a girl to her dance bit through aim shout out to the late 2000s she said yes and the majority of the class ended up finding out i thought everything was alright until i got a phone call from somebody else telling me that it was all just a joke f accidentally sent a picture of my tea to my family whatsapp group instead of my guy my mum replied by sending a recipe for yorkshire puddings sixth grade all day field trip to seaworld orlando surprise period threw my white shorts all the moms who wanted to help only had tampons i was 11 and had no idea how to use them there ensued an embarrassing crash course i was devastated until random dad saved the day by giving me his windbreaker to tie around my waist and told me to go have fun thanks random field trip dad you saved the day what a great story of human kindness not all heroes wear capes windbreakers are twice as useful i've told this story before but there was a time when i knew i was coming down with what i was sure was going to be an absolute bastard of a cold already beginning to feel a little fuzzy in the brain i decided to make myself some chicken soup in advance to get me through the worst of it i chopped some carrots chopped some onions threw in a chicken carcass and over the course of about four hours made the most bomb butt stock you could imagine then my dumb butt poured it through a colander directly into the sink it took me a good 30 seconds before i realized what i'd done then i just sat on the kitchen floor for about 10 minutes gazing at the opposite wall and wishing real life had a control z function my heart sank reading that i went to an interview once where one of the two people interviewing me asked if i knew french i said i knew core french so they decided to conduct the interview completely in french i can understand when someone speaks french to me i can read and write fluently in french but i can't for the life of me speak french it was so bad that one of the interviewers got up and left halfway through and didn't come back needless to say i didn't get the job on my cv i always write that i can read and write in french instead of saying that i speak it because this sounds terrifying i haven't spoken french in a good while but i watch films and read it etc i was supposed to fill in for the coach of my son's soccer team this weekend but plans changed this morning i told my son i wouldn't be coaching his team on saturday he said good dead inside that time i left school while chatting to friends and spotted my mum's car got in said car and uttered the usual thanks for picking me up mum only to realize that it was not in fact my mom's car but a complete stranger and their family i crochet and my old boss at work asked me for a scarf he requested lilac which i thought was odd but he was super insistent and even sent me a color chart pointing out the exact shade he wanted i bought the yarn and made him a scarf but then ran into him and mentioned the scarf again and he started cracking up saying he was joking definitely embarrassing but i'm glad i didn't actually bring it with me and give him the scarf only to find out he was being in butthole i wound up giving it to another co-worker who was watching the whole thing play out and she was super appreciative when i was about 13 my dad took me aside one night and apologized for putting so much effort into supporting my twin brother and so little into supporting me i always assumed he was just smarter physically more gifted turns out he and my mother had actively and knowingly neglected me in order to encourage my brother's achievements happened all through my schooling they paid thousands for his sporting trips and when i had the same opportunities they just didn't have the money still kills me inside now i'm a guy with a twin sister my dad made it known that they expected me to do well on my own while they unabashedly supported my sister still killed me on our 16th birthday when she got a car in the driveway wrapped in a big bow and i got the weed whacker sitting next to it one night after going to a concert with one of my friends and i dropped him off at his house as he was getting out of the car he started looking for something when i asked him what he was looking for he said i think i lost my weed he had about a half an eighth left in a baggie and gave up after looking around a bit concluding he lost it at the show cup to 10 minutes later and i on the way home got pulled over from not coming to a full stop at a stop sign as the cop approached the car the thought of my friend's lost bag crossed my mind the cop went through the usual routine asked for my license and registration asked where i been that evening have i had anything to drink is there anything in the car he needed to know about i answered everything flawlessly but then as he's standing there i see something catch his eye as he's looking in and he shined a flashlight inside on it and asked what's that i died inside when i looked over and saw perfectly framed in the spotlight my friend's bag of weed on the passenger side floor how he didn't find it while looking around i'll never understand somehow i was able to articulate my case that it wasn't my weed but my dumb bus friends well enough that he took pity on me and just confiscated it and let me off with a warning for that plus a 70 ticket for the stop sign do you think the cops ever keep it and blaze up last year a work friend of mine died after his funeral a large group of us went to pub to have a few drinks in remembrance of him someone suggested to get a group photo of everyone there i was asked to take the photo it probably shouldn't have bothered me as much as it did but it did i'm sorry for your loss that's freaking rude of those people my girlfriend decided she liked my best friend more broke up with me tried to get with him but he friendzoned her right off the bat it was sad for a long time but now i think it's hilarious her best friend is a bro think i am late and this will get buried but when i was in high school i used to swim competitively so speedos hat etc etc one morning session i was running a bit late and got changed super quick and went out to the pool side with my gear getting ready for the training session when one of the girls who i happened to fancy at the time informed me that one of my testicles was hanging out the side of my speedos i thought it felt a bit breezy as i ran out the changing room but never crossed my mind what had happened i look back and laugh about it now but my god the embarrassment of the time i still wonder how many others saw and didn't say anything hahaha i feel you man when i used to swim competitively i accidentally started taking my bathing suit off in front of my team thinking it was my cover thankfully all they got was a nip slip before i realized once created a painting for a friend hung it up on the door to my apartment as a surprise it was easily bypassed he asked what's with people around here you let people put crappy vacation ads on your door but never again for those asking i live in west virginia it was a painting of one of our favorite spots we would seek when hiking this happened in morgantown and it's called blue hole not really sure of the actual name of the river he showed me the place lots of people go swimming there but he knew a secret spot it was a view from the exit of the trees of our favorite area honestly a lot of people had things like that in morgantown and around the state which is why i think he easily overlooked it i did not tell him at that time i was so embarrassed i was glad he didn't figure it out eventually i did tell him when we were drunk yay liquid courage and i could see everything click in his head he was sorry but we've gotten past it setting junior high status awkward preteen style liked cats very shy walked out of the school bathroom noticed after a bit that the popular girl in school was watching me giving me a strange look she then approached me and wordlessly pulled my skirt out of my underwear that had just tidily tucked in with the rest of my uniform then just walked away to avoid my shame as i'd just been walking around with my panties showing that was really nice of her she didn't ease or mock you she just fixed it for you although i totally get why you were embarrassed i was in a busy post office with my daughter who was a three at the time i was wearing track pants and going commando i was talking to the clerk and my daughter pulled my pants down right to my ankles i thought i was going to die of embarrassment the entire lineup of people behind me saw my bare butt i guess my birthday since my dad died an hour before it my uncle died the night of it really the early morning after and my aunt almost died on it but managed to make it another month separate birthday years at least thank you for clarifying it was different years because i was about to say that's the most freaked up thing i've seen so far but i'm sorry for loss when i realized i lost my passion for writing and playing music and quit my bands they both had success after i left that was about 10 years ago trying to get my groove back now i was 15 someone was taking a photo of my girlfriend at the time and i and she goes make sure you don't smile you're ugly when you smile you look much better when you're serious don't want you ruining another photo it was not a joke that killed me so hard i'm 34 and i still struggle to smile in front of people this one's weird because most people end up looking not so great when smiling but it's all just fun and encouragement sounds like she was just hard obsessed about having a good picture to brag about or something when i went to the pool with my family my aunt forgot my cousin's activity access card basically in our town you get this one kind of id card where it allows you to get books at the library prove you live in the town and in this case go to the pool for free all summer otherwise you paid ten dollars and she's usually the chillest person ever i assume she's gonna pay it and so take my 10 years old cousin towards the female side of the changing rooms hey you are not going anywhere insert cousin name here until i fix this with this [ __ ] i turn around my aunt starts yelling karen style at this poor summer worker that must be about 14 that she always comes to this pool and it's unacceptable to make her pay when they always have the card my cousin had to stay and watch through the gates because she couldn't go in and my aunt just took the car and left i paid so she could come in with us instead of you know crying her eyes out cause her mom can't be damned to pay ten dollars she came back huffing with the card and nearly threw it at the employee before even realizing her daughter wasn't in front of but into the pool she didn't even look for her i wanted to die holy crap your poor cousin imagine having a karen mother like that watched lesbian pee and accidentally casted it onto the main tv in the living room where my parents were watching tv on i've always been afraid to do this those buttons shouldn't exist so accessibly in high school a girl next to me hey do you like name of girl i really liked that i thought i had a chance with uhh no oh okay good because she likes this other guy named blank when my cousin almost brother died from a weird disease and all our family members who'd watched us grow up together and be inseparable would look at me with pity and silent compassion it just made me feel worse every time they still do it every now and then even though tomorrow will be three years since he passed and it still makes me feel awful when my mom died every m gave me that look i hated it i just wanted to be alone with my dad when i was 17 depressed and was seriously considering ending my life i wanted to know how my mother had died she died when i was two so i never knew her before i decided on killing myself i wanted to know how she had passed away so one day in the car just me and my dad i asked my dad how she died he didn't say anything for like a full-on minute and i was nervous about his reaction so when i finally looked at him there were tears running down his face it was that moment i felt like a piece of crap for wanting to end my life what made it worse was that when he finally gathered himself he told me she had hung herself due to her bpd borderline personality disorder so i felt like an even bigger piece of crap so just seeing how 15 years after she died that was how he reacted when asked how she died i knew i couldn't make him feel that way again so i wasn't living for myself but to stop him from going through that again if you are new to the channel you can subscribe i publish new videos every day until then check another video bye for now

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Id: rCNAz5v09iU

Length: 22min 17sec (1337 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 08 2021