i left my fans alone in a minecraft server for a week

the games in survival mode why would you do that I'm gonna sport a creeper here so if you haven't heard minecraft has had a bit of a resurgence lately instead of getting four-night youtubers am i recommended it's over paid Swedish men creating giant meatballs in Minecraft I introduce to you their giant meatball so I thought how do I jump on this trend without destroying my entire channel instead of me making a Minecraft video I let you guys make a Minecraft video for me a couple of weeks ago I made a few posts on social saying I'm making a minecraft server come and join do whatever you want there are no rules the goal was to visit a couple hours every day to see the progression of society and collapse so without further ado this is what happened when I let my fans go sicko mode on a minecraft server for an entire week [Music] so we're gonna start off on Monday Monday is the fact God created the earth and the day I created this minecraft server so as you can see it's a pretty normal server I really wouldn't say anything sticks out so I've just made the post on social now and I think we've got two people that have joined this is my Adam and Eve please don't eat the apple one of them has a call me Carson's skin and the other as a Shattuck time skin yeah it's been about five minutes since they've joined none of them have found diamonds I'm incredibly disappointed they are all a failure and clearly we need to start over I'm just gonna spawn a creeper here it's great because the guy with the Carson skin generally has no idea that I spawn that in he just thinks it was a random creeper that snuck up despite the fact that the spawn egg is right there you know what I don't think they understands that they've got like a guard watching over them so and we just put a little sign here with 22 jobs available right I've came back to them and they've just they're just building boats in caves this is pretty much a hundred percent scientific proof that they have cracked under pressure announcement time look at this this is epic it's called u2's they'll be available to buy on August 23rd made from high quality vinyl and once they're gone they will never be restocked they typically sell out within ten hours so when August 23rd comes make sure you copy yourself one I realized after this not much was gonna happen I needed more people in the server so I quit minecraft play Dark Souls 3 for about six hours came back and just to see the mess that happened what do they both say subscribe to pyrocynical like I would you put the same sign down twice man I want to know who did this her his wife and it's just rotten flesh has actually really messed up that's messed up man right now I'm happy we've got some more people in the world someone made two diamond blocks the game is in survival mode why would you do that that's the worst waste of resources I've seen in my life I'm gonna guess it was him cuz he's blue so he's gonna be the first to get gaming I really am taking advantage of being an admin here I'm like every power crazy reddit mod ever okay so I left the server overnight I went to sleep at my minecraft bed when I woke up checked on the server on Tuesday so it looks like we have our first signs of civilization here and of course someone's made lava rain from the sky right at left for 15 minutes to make a sandwich and as soon as I come back some brain lit has set fire to all the houses I hope you're happy with yourself man you get cold for Christmas if you're that emotionally immature go watch PewDiePie's minecraft letsplay don't stay here we don't want you here anymore go away so I just got a notification as well apparently people in the server have made like a noticeboards they want me to Rives her oh please reach living his pain brah true Belle Delphine's bath for 10 diamonds pay you $10 to take it off me bring back Belle Delphine look man all I'm saying is if she got suspended off Instagram it was for a reason alright that was divine intervention and when you had people doing sign posts the less imagine if people just made words out of blocks gamer girl P died did it feel good though Oh bro you watch Rosco that's epic tick tock boys must be stopped you are like nine months late to this bro and now you do a tick tock video just don't let rice come discover reddit Jesus Christ some of these houses you've made are not that bad I mean the nut house is made out of kelp blocks but it's pretty close man you get at least a sense Oh what's this Church of Pitt are all right yeah all right whoever made this I'm getting you I P banned after I record this donations for Niall to get guys I it's not that I'm poor I just do not want a car the amount of times I've had to disclose this when China burns all their coals and gives everyone stars I'll be laughing at you on my carbon neutral unicycle right I've been on the server for about three hours I'm a little bit bored now so I'm gonna make it rough for someone right so I'm just gonna place a jukebox here and then I'm gonna make an entire chamber made out of bedrock so they can't escape and the jukebox I'll be playing nothing but stout that is it what ba ba ba I'm a merciful God they can escape if they want the floor is made out of glass and below that glass is lava so they have two choices listen to starve rest their life or end it there's only really one option that makes sense there now we have our victim I just want to see how long you last no he's already gone him he's already jumped him what Chad you would not even let me finish my sentence before game ending Wednesday so it seems people on the server so it seems that people on the server I found a stronghold oh my god a music box you know we got a dubois god I ironically want this played at my funeral all right so I found this one guy and despite the fact that there are about five creepers around his house he's still trying to get in I do respect this man's grown to half the houses on fire but he still wants to game reenact dead meme here yes go on then it's amazing like how much of a loser I was back then right just it's so sad it's so sad I sound like the guy that reads like you know what I will stand by this stuff don't lie still a bomb-ass game that game is amazing I stand by that it doesn't look a day over 2014 so Thursday rolls around and this is when the trolls just mass invaded the server they destroyed everything someone make a hot they destroys this one makes a temple they destroy it and then the people that actually cared about the server and put time into it realized they wouldn't get anything from building so they also trash the server so you had people trashing the server and then people trying to out trash the people trashing the server I don't want to mention this someone has made bail Delphine's gamer girl bathua I mean look at this man it's it's not sealed properly you've got a bunch of people swimming around in it it's perfect all you need now is a couple viral diseases I like I saw I made a little diving platform off the edge as well I just tapped out for a minute and oh my god they've broken the glass the bath water is spilling into the lake what have you done you do realize if that bathwater touches the ocean 95% of all sea life will die okay someone has had the genius idea to blow it up that is a hundred percent respectable you need to you need to clear the contamination I mean after I film my bath water video I burnt the bowl burnt the bottle and I've burnt the boy it's all gone how responsible would I feel if that bath were evaporated into the atmosphere that's like seven lumps of coal being burnt at once guess what day it is the one after Thursday that's right it's Friday so Friday came around I realized the same stuff was happening at spawn so I decided to migrate move more into the desert and see what people have done there and apparently a lot of people have actually set up in the desert you've just got all this pixel art of course there's a pets cop21 [ __ ] off someone also made a a calm part come part of the P part it's not that that's funny it's the garden left just standing there like he is so proud of his work okay that's the only good thing that's came from the server that and destroyed the bathroom well I'll give you I'll give you that one horny bell ring one horny okay there's also this grave store maids gamers never die they just respawn rip Peru's channel he died after he stopped MLG alright I'm really sick of hearing this you you want me to try MLG you want me to go back and do MLG hit you know what for you I've done this like I've done this bit like five times I'm gonna make an MLG segment just for you whoever made that signpost so you can understand why if I went back to are you ready here is I also found an area dedicated to the most talented artists and when I mean talented I mean they put Peter Griffin sane bro and there's another pet Scot one of course of course there is at this point in the server people have just got so bored they're only the philosophers of stage for example this man here they tried to make a TNT cannon they're shoot our TNT from the explosion of TNT some people have also made her as your Poland flags guys comment down below which one of you as your Poland if you're neither of them you're a liar those are the only two countries in existence I also found a bunch of signposts in a cave she pushed her feet across the borough walk she kept oh don't do this to do it you Sony's gonna claim this they will claim the words being said so I made a brush statue welcome to brush statue you misspelled statue why would you make that why would you spend your spare time to make a brush that there's so many more crave things you could have done but bro someone made the fort night battle bus you will also be IP banned when I stopped recording this video so then I went off for the night I came back it was Saturday I woke up to a giant Minecraft cigarette I feel that that's a bit ironic despite the minecraft player bases age people are just putting burrows everywhere you got the reddit logo there oh thank god the game ago P is intact thank goodness I was so scared that the game of girl pee would still be damaged someone also tried to make sands on dirt our music very very poorly it's literally like it's a six out of ten at best I feel that the suffering has gone on long enough you know it's the weekend you should not be indoors playing video games you should be outdoors playing on your switch so I had this genius idea that no one's ever done before where I made a bridge made out of TNT and teleported random people to it and safe the bridge my idea don't steal right so I'm just gonna teleport like seven people here they're already running I've set it up it's too late one of them jumped there of they've all jumped everyone note there's someone still on the bridge you okay he ran into the TNT he's a shad but the thing is I did something terrible me torturing people on the server they realized they were being tortured and they tried to spread the misery to other players by making their own torture devices for example someone here made a bedrock pit that has nothing in it except creepers and polar bears it's got launched off into the air died anyway and then sunday arrived the day that God rested but I did not rest because as soon as I logged in I was awoken to the cat in the wheelchair meme do you remember that meme someone also put morgues here as well legit I've just got a list of people on my P ban and you are never coming on the server again I'm so bored I'm so sorry that there's nothing left there's nothing left my brain has gone airplane mode it's all made of Walmart though which is great scarily accurate actually look you know it's a Walmart because there's children running in the aisles and they probably gonna pee everywhere anyways guys I hope you enjoyed this truly epic minecraft video I just want to try something different if you guys enjoyed it leave a like to say how much you love your wife I don't know if it gets enough views I'll do more minecraft videos I don't want to do like her straight of let's play I want to put a kind of spin on things shut up videos over by my u2's end of the giveaway just shut up [Music] [Music]

Channel: Pyrocynical

Views: 4,452,513

Keywords: minecraft, minecraft pewdiepie, pewdiepie, minecraft parody, i left my fans alone in a minecraft server for a week, minecraft challenge, meme, satire, minecraft meme, pyrocynical

Id: 4IPig_LeCwA

Length: 13min 25sec (805 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 20 2019