I Killed Everyone in Baldur's Gate 3's First Act

everything is still in silent no people to blabber only Brooks no Critters to wrestle leaves only the wind everything that once lived is here in my Camp let's not get ahead of ourselves it all started in those ruins I went there to get some experience under my belt also I could get revenge on zevler who smited and nearly killed me Engineers crawled around the ruins kg Bunch afraid it was after their treasure in the Name of Love Got ourselves competition already I am not competition I am annihilation I think I cut myself my own Edge think you can get us to leave that bounty to you nada here comes that [ __ ] shove off die off and never Skip Leg Day gotta keep my eyes peeled little did they know though that the true treasure was inside them all along and that was what I was after no not friendship I mean blood and visceral you freak how does it open uh like this hey I got a bone too big with you guys get it and I'll kill this book too deep into that place I did find something seemingly made to annoy me in particular Withers no The Men Who Cannot die or be harmed I hit him yeah well struck through him considered this is a waste of mortal energy I spit in will that him why won't you die but he remained Resolute and flinching in his own life why can't I hurt you Fate has not declared my injury you know if I still there I'm gonna start saying that I hate you I hate you duh go away he did not in fact go away hey don't be a psychopath like me like the video also subscribe for the sequel and maybe a passive run and other stuff please please I spent so long on this and if you want some stats there are a couple numbers I put at the end of the video too while also showing you the biggest pile I made hashtag seen the futility of thy actions [Music] yeah [ __ ] he was right spiders did prove helpful Beyond mortal Realms there doth exist an amalgamation of spirits for a mere pittance of coin I might summon the worthiest wait you sell me what did you tell me earlier hi sir fuzzle bump bye sir father oh you want help sure always haunts the haunts the guilty mind what the [ __ ] do you mean by that I'm offira apart from the Grove I don't mean any harm yeah I know you don't but what am I wait that's not how it goes ah [ __ ] I flogged it you need to die come back come back come back come back come back and back oh uh I'll take it thy wheel of fate turns ever to the dark stop judging me with us I actually feel bad about this one she was sweet last time I was here guard saw me for all the bodies so just pick them up to avoid a repeat of that to be adored to be found beautiful one last time is more than most corpses could ever dream you can remember only the mangled orgy of dead flesh you've dug up normal wait Eridan what the hell did I not grab you Barton gimbal [ __ ] gimbal block excuse me clearly I have other things in my mind kalena barf that's an unfortunate name weird well then you go can somebody track your hand in the battle picking scorpions up and checking the grave I think I grabbed him but I was testing a lot of stuff at the time and now I'm curious to see if it's a bug you did not just do that you did not just kill steal me there we're even Timber okay not a flying squirrel wait a minute is somebody trying to lure a child to their death that's my department here we oh you regenerated oh please cargo is right there you go actually this reminds me well look who's come to visit my kids say you've been busy since you got here I'll give you a 10 count to leave or what nine oh mo I've been looking forward to this and I know for a fact I'm not the only one that's this like I've lost not the first child you've killed so I don't know what you're talking about and now they fall like dominoes spasm grips your chest and emptiness grows within you Paladin oh God is it the devil I'm sorry I Repent I can go to heaven now right at the close of day I will be waiting for you I am here to show you the way old meme oh no he was level 12. must resist ah he truly is my fate as a monster to die via Smite isn't it tell me why did you abandon your oath cause Mo was a little [ __ ] cruelty need not conflict with purpose oh babe do not resist surrender and be remade your oath no longer bind you the choice is yours alone I choose violence despiteful suffering okay I get it game oath Breakers are edgy please stop shoving it in my face thank you how many lives did you ruin already before the crash I don't know I'm not counting the now I'm not done Me Lord jubilant today I have found your vile self at last killer it has fell you're loyal and ever adoring Butler I found you following the stench of that Bard I can still smell her Gore too what a fair perfume I'm high we will be reintroducing nixophilia to your schedule I cannot wait until your next Act of Shameless barbarity hey it's art Fine Art it will be hard to improve upon what you have already done but I am certain inspirational yep and I can already see my next Target yourself my Lord yeah he's gone hey several remember me oh you missed now I get to kill him great [Music] yes also Pro tip you should probably kill the children first because otherwise they will start running away and they're very fast and when you try to hit them you end up hitting a torch foreign you were witnessed assaulting someone yeah no [ __ ] usually the person you're assaulting is witness to their own assault unless you're blind or an engine or a rogue yeah now that I think about it there are a lot of except okay what happens if I kill the hag here hey that's rude I wasn't done nope nope yeah looks like you can't kill her huh okay is it that tasty or are you that hungry ain't sure why you killed your own to protect me my own I'd scream at you for being stupid but I don't know who's stalking right now man the FBS in this place feels so much better now why were you full of fool of absurd and respond to your voice you responded this by dying I mean [Music] please I'm sorry this is madness cougar she's just a what wrath a thief a poison and I will cast out every stranger hello it's me a stranger a single drop of it could kill that child in a heartbeat but a Timeless tragedy that never grows old I mean when you put it like that no [Music] by the gods Corker what have you done yeah what have you done how could you and the parents they're just outside about that [Music] is dead you idiot also I'm not trying to help them I just want to kill you who's that guy did I miss someone did I miss someone on the way here hey stop killing people I should be killing who are these people how did you end up here fairly sure I had killed you somewhere else you stood by us I thought you might glad I was right you might even hang around and help us deal with goblins by my Reckoning are you stupid also didn't I kill you already call me the law cause I got a long arm oh God I'm glad everybody's dead I'm not a monster not to leave survivors right death is felt entirely by the living so it's a really kind thing to not let anyone live much crueler to leave people behind to weep and mourn much kinder to reunite all of them in the afterlife I'm cool like that scratch more like scratchy with my sword it's okay after that they can judge you the back of the crevice lies a bag the creatures clutch the pouch productively is gold so precious to spiders the spiders scatter and you stash the bag no I wanted them to attack me cause I need more corpses for the collection there you are good I know what you did all those people in The Druids Grove how there were no Witnesses oh my God they tell you about the joke important huh did it make you feel big oh the memory of their cuddling cries has been a bomb to my blistered mind it almost is a fair striking down a lunatic hey that's hurtful I'll make an exception you can't see me look Mom no hands who's there please keep your distance look at you being the smartest person I've ever met keeping your distance from me heard Carlock nearly roasted you to death actually where have I heard that what just yesterday the devil karlak slaughtered countless refugees Tire family met their end at her hands including pregnant mother she sounds cool I heard that of her she's dead if that's true this is the first glimmer of hope we've had for a long while but I'll need proof oh yeah sure your body's in my pocket as promised here is my plate okay I take it back you're the dumbest person I've ever met now did you get me a sword I'll kill you with it violence you're gonna fight with your [ __ ] hands you idiot am I digging with my mind oh [ __ ] oh my god oh what is happening Who the hell's get over here and help good if we don't deal with them nulls none of us are getting out of here alive oh I've got some bad news for you oh hey nose they're so cute they're even cuter Dead one and my two and a three and the four let's go oh God you're tough beautiful broken heaps oddly enticing thing you hear what comes next before you see it the sharp snapping of Bones and a Yelp of pain as her body starts to twist and undulate isn't the end of One Life at the start of another Knolls bring forth their iniquities litter from many corpsed wounds including hyenas oh let's let her birth the no pups and then we can kill them like a rotten fruit birthing a friend be of Claws and fangs oh you're not a buff you're even cuter than a plum read from the miracle of death till my spring steel right sometimes you know it takes all of it in the process that they are dead I hear shouting someone needs help ah I guess we better pick it up then foreign thank you now how the hell do we get out of here we [Music] start someone opened this door and it's locked the key must be with The Innkeeper the door gives way with a loud crack horns lowered in your direction oh it's armed and dangerous it's going to attack learned that one from Cops but I have to take that nose would you care to try you sniffing where you ain't ought to be friend might have to take that weird I swear I heard that one before you've been where you ain't ought to be friends yeah yeah yeah oh I think [ __ ] you didn't say the same [ __ ] at least you have the guts to just go straight to violence you sniffing where you wait oh obey friend might have to take that nose I don't even have a nose that's your approach a cultural scream and a succession of bangs rattle the door then someone or something is having a bit of fun let's [ __ ] more dying oh my God no see don't leave survivors good time yourselves what the [ __ ] was that a remix what is happening we got a friend and it's my favorite kind of friend a dead friend you can sense something dark about this term something profane it's my favorite type of stuff oh God where did I put the book oh it's gonna be somewhere among these corpses holy [ __ ] say oh no that's way creepier than what I did pull is irresistible failed changed bettered for having opened it suddenly you are capable of anything mountains God is that the skeleton fading the Satan throws against the web all right that's it you ruined my forbidden Secrets time you [ __ ] you're the [ __ ] worst this is why I don't have friends [Music] stop I'll give up on the mercy please Mercy oh you wanna know you're welcome you there please I don't know what's come over these boys I just want to go home yeah I'll save you wink wink nudge he's with the hack whatever shall I do you dumbass did you set yourself on fire hey no worries I'll put it out the Sheep's voice wobbles you realize it's trying to say bar Frog's entire body shakes it ribbits erratically as if I'll see you I hunt a vampire spawn called a Staryu is he known to you he's in my pocket now there's no way to tell him that yeah his corpse is under my protection okay let's just go back to our ammo there now you're with fosterian see I'm helpful am I not oh if it isn't my hero you took ages okay you're either going see now or I hit you too hard over the head to relax yourself and have a half a cup I ended up killing the hag but Armenian said that Auntie cannot die we don't undermine my work [ __ ] if I really couldn't kill her then I decided to settle for breaking her toys I wanted to know my fate I asked the hack to help me see what the future would hold I saw My Future Self corpse rotten with maggots and everyone around me dead putrid and dead can't say she didn't keep up her end of the bargain how am I still breathing good question hey hold this for me thanks oh I just realized I'm gonna have to find a corpse to replace hers yeah [ __ ] freak accident freak accident God look at claw suppressor fake site wrong dialogue option Goblin if you can save scum I do it now looking at a future true Soul you are more like looking at our future Corps I guess in a way that's always true you've been caught breaking the rules you have a horrible feeling oh you wanna know what I will do games I'll [ __ ] kill everyone it's my response to everything greetings child forgive me but that look in your eyes something terrible okay first off you're not looking at me and second the cameraman is clearly drunk you oh my God are you possessed what the [ __ ] is going on please let me alleviate this pain through Penance administered by my skilled hand this man is of common stock only the poorest of men need to settle for the spectacle of their own Gore well the voice of my head told me you're a punk [ __ ] so I'm gonna alleviate your pain that the jingle of coin I hear no I think that's just the bodies in my back pocket that might be worth a look ouch look for The Preserve you child you're infected aren't you oh yeah that's what I was supposed to be doing I forgot too much some blood in my eyes and head and body of the monsters and everywhere else not so Hasty friend with the goblins leaders dead I can help you I'll come to your Camp once I've settled some matters oh smart you [ __ ] off before I could stab you can't wait until you meet me back at the camp oh you're gonna be so angry when you see what I've done to your place you guys are so attentive maybe that's why I like you better than living people so the end and tally for corpses is like 306. there are only 304 on the footage that you've seen though because I missed you to my eternal chagrim there's like a bunch of corpses that I couldn't pick because they were too big like there are at least like four throws there's like the big spider queen uh enemy I don't know if there's anything more than that I think there's like a big no so I think there's like maybe 20 corpses that you can't pick I think a bit less if I had to guess it go like for 14. I overall spent I think nine hours doing this run and I cheated of course to so I could grab all the corpses and because otherwise I mean [ __ ] no I more than nine hours to make one single video you're [ __ ] nuts okay no way that was ever happening

Channel: Illithid Mom

Views: 23,279

Keywords: bauldurs gate 3, baldurs gate 3, baldur's gate 3, baldur's gate 2, baldurs gate, bauldur's gate, enhanced edition, save scum, roll, critical failure, laz'el, karlach, gale, astarion, drow, act 1, swamp, aunt ethel, auntie, hag, kill everyone, muder hobo, kill, murder, Minthara, bhaal, dark urge, dragonborn

Id: yF0o_uciNnY

Length: 24min 13sec (1453 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 02 2023