Baldur's Gate 3 Is Incredibly Silly

foreign you guys don't watch me play Baldur's Gate 3 for the good gameplay you watch me play Baldur's Gate 3 because I am endlessly horny we're here to be stupid Barbarian and then also for trying to [ __ ] the vampire I guess ah imagine random bystanders just watching you scream at Corpses stop scared the living [ __ ] out of me Gail stop bleeding out it's a five come on kidding me I don't need magic I have ax I smash why did why am I rolling oh oh good morning I am still can I have help you can just wait it out I'll be fine he can wait it out look at all the why do we left behind I get the water lady we don't want things to get messy I do I want to play it like that fine oh you'll regret sticking your nose in my business okay damn [ __ ] hey Hey where's the game where the [ __ ] did she go where did she go vanish is she gone oh she's just leaving okay [ __ ] let me go oh stop holding the persons person no longer has been held come here Gail I am so sorry drink that sippy all right boxer time to get naked hey guys why is Voxer not wearing underwear Brandon Fox's underwear go what's on your mind everything my um predicament has become rather urgent yeah I must give me what I need chilled okay sorry I'm [ __ ] I'm allergic to prissiness flickers do you realize that the door is transparent haha oh this definitely looks like an arena where we're gonna fight oh [ __ ] okay all right um oh the frighten is really bad oh God that is big bad okay they're knocked out taking off the mask kills them awesome wait we could save this one person okay I assume we have to kill the hag ah noxious fumes don't walk into those don't while this sucks this is horrendous can they even follow me I don't think they can this sucks I'm just gonna make my characters jump uh we're sleeping good night oh I know I uh I'm at the hag Slayer and I don't see the problem I think they're being dramatic we have a few more potions like a few more it's fine we are so [ __ ] [Music] oh these are all Illusions what do you mean a hundred percent death so I'm just gonna throw a weapon again because that's what I can do sucks oh no dude that is no good oh thank God oh God no not again oh man hold on move over here one one two three go go nice letting me is a waste of time let me leave with the girl and I'll give you power I don't need power beer bye bye that's crying more gold please I don't like Owen people this socket is worth some coin thanks oh well would you look at that rubs my hands together and licks my lips con could boost HP and AC oh my Constitution is 15. all right here we go um [Laughter] I like that hysteria it just lays there like yeah yeah now throw it now throw it yeah get it get it Point yeah yeah son I'm good and he just gives it back to me oh hey look who it is I don't that's no I didn't save any of the people by the way I'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] fail just consumes magical items like I do wine truly are a group apart yeah we sure are there's an undeniable Rapport and oh [ __ ] wait oops easily remedied if you like oh I know a place no wait um sorry I like men yeah that's crazy low Charisma accidentally making me straight that all of this was for nothing here have fun you can that's a bad idea but here you go bring it back bring Connor back don't bastard you know these things don't work like that yeah that's that's her own problem you cannot just bring people back from the dead except us because we have Resurrection Scrolls bring it back here brush I'll show you that it's [ __ ] useless what's happening and why is he still dead that's what you wanted a [ __ ] zombie hey at least he's alive now this is your husband do you want him or not dude you are crazy she's gonna be dead anyways well in the end she's still in the box so uh oh [ __ ] the little frog has the present I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming what a sweet frog see the only thing you can trust in this game is animals wait um Caleb what are you doing Gail what are you doing over here I still want to open this chest move this chest out throwing it damages it oh we did it boxer can fight the riddle he doesn't need to actually do the riddle I need to consume some powerful magic or it may become volatile my [ __ ] magic artifacts um oh [Music] okay oh my God a Starion you need to get the get the out of there actually he's probably fine oh you know what I'm gonna do ow hey yeah I'm a little scared of using a spider egg again because it uh it glitched my game the last time you look so unusual that's so mean but boxer would say that I suppose I am as alien to you as you are to me that large fleshy nose of yours looks like a mistake hey what the [ __ ] who we love it on this playthrough I'm horribly leaning toward hysterians in Crash clear a formal greeting begins with a bow a shadow heart disapproves a Starion approves sorry Shadow heart you're not going to eviscerate him I was hoping for a show I'll indulge you soon enough little bastard you were to reconsider keeping her around before she causes real trouble I understand the t-sling was clear did you say teethling keep me on matters of this Fey run it's Farren or have you been looking at me differently I have a confession oh God I can't I assume a compliment is coming you are efficient dominant not true okay maybe a little we've gained my respect and more still my yearning stop s wet no stop I have just one word yuck I'm going to taste you perhaps later you can just immediately have sex y dude we've literally traveled together for three minutes and you already want to [ __ ] boxer wouldn't that be bad that would be bad though okay hold on so if I say yes they're just gonna [ __ ] tonight are you serious I need to see it I need to see it anyway see you guys in a moment I gotta put something on screen so we can all have this moment together [Music] no I want to see [ __ ] and balls so I get to see it you guys know it can I show this I don't know hold on skins I've just I'm directly staring at exposed nipple uh there is horrible horrible this is horrible we're just sitting again open what oh what oh and they're kissing they're making out good lower wait what oh [ __ ] wait oh God oh God oh [ __ ] oh God no oh my God we're eating but then sorry I'm good I need to reload I just became lightheaded you're lost I fear uh I've had my taste actually I'm good sorry I'm just I I'm trying to recover right now I'm gonna I um reloading your save file is the most effective form of birth control eat her out that shocked the loving [ __ ] out of me place your hand over my heart let me show you oh into the dark and God says I ever hungry say the word and we'll part ways you're hot so no you've got it you gotta understand right he has the risk survive without me I have without you so far so we need to kill this thing fast oh [ __ ] oh oh oh okay okay those spiders are stuck over there uh we're dealing with a bunch of spiders this sucks oh goodbye oh that's bad I am so sorry you have to die for the greater good Shadow heart she's fine oh she's not good hold on she's not good she's actually very bad ah Gail's down oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh you should go for a Starion save his ass we did it we did it we killed her help help help help help help a dark amethyst oh oh you can give it to a Starion excellent excellent well quite the page Turner that that told me [ __ ] nothing the [ __ ] is the Waypoint doing here I want to know what happens if you fall into the hole we probably [ __ ] die but I think that would be hilarious what the [ __ ] out does anyone in my group know feather fall that is a good question yeah we're just falling graciously fungals just going a little [ __ ] crazy over here I want to see what happens never mind anyways time to uh run the [ __ ] away uh Voxer can't do [ __ ] right now Javelin time hey what does that mean I I can't hit them they're too far away not enough movement ah uh but now I'm confused where the [ __ ] is it going is it gonna come back uh foreign thank you for giving me back my Javelin oh there's another Minotaur why is it so low health all right let's turn around suddenly I have decided that I am A-Okay with this oh was he hiding can you shut up and let me read what no not you I was just perusing this little finder will you shut up what if isn't here it might give me an edge over cassito if nothing else maybe I can beat Cazador to death with him could do [Music] or I guess not or I guess we just don't there we go oh I found her boxes underwear went there it is I love looking it up how does eczema go away there is no cure dogs hell of a combination [Laughter] all right fungal Roots weave through your mind then the Sovereign drones a new Melody cautious but welcoming The Sovereign expects you whoa all of these guys are funky looking they're so cool to make a fine host for my group I mean I guess they're pretty cool gotta be honest honestly I got kind of lost out here it's a miracle you're still intact friend who may be able to assist huh as should your transformation lava is in matter I'm Patrick my school is just part of a day's work if I want a cleric have a bunch of dangerous mushrooms uh I don't think that's the question that we need to ask that's so cool to just have like a friendly mind flare I join you oh okay [Music] we just have a big friend animated spores balti attack [Laughter] whoa it doesn't look very friendly never mind it's not Eldritch blast it missed are you [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] oh no so we can do animated Sports too heavy to shove lame stupid we gotta we gotta save Voxer I hope you do enough damage okay spider it exists to run there it goes look at it go it's just it's trying its best oh God foreign anyways oh wow that looks gorgeous [Music] okay uh let's get out of here is this what the whole creature was I wanted to fight this guy why is he pussying out now there it goes come back here coward fight me my boy is really suffering right now that moose and his dad Dad okay that sucked well I don't think we won I think we lost oh no uh not if I have anything to say about that haha you bastard [ __ ] oh it's trying to get out oh nice no where are you come back all right he's gonna come back I know he will where how did I get here he's not coming back this is so rude I have to stream at like 3 A.M so the Americans are happy but then they get mad at me that I'm awake at 3am then I stream during EU times and they're mad that I'm streaming during night times for Americans I can't please them everything I do is wrong I don't win Gail wanted to [ __ ] you real bad are you playing a male character really what the [ __ ] what am I doing wrong Gail wanted your character pretty bad what what am I doing wrong why can I only woo women this is a [ __ ] nightmare boxer strikes me as an anti-himbo what does that mean is it anti-imple just a guy that also does not look inviting that looks very uninviting actually lame oh that dude's [ __ ] dead hello hey good morning how's it going oops [Laughter] that is absolutely my bad we just gotta tell her that her husband's dead I think that was her husband right hey he was there he got [ __ ] exploited that is not my problem he just shouldn't have been there a boxer is just like shrugging like don't know how he died no idea kinda just happened walk down there everything was already exploded truly truly a mystery anyways say hi to Early Access Fox oh my God I was so glad that he doesn't look like that anymore my axle fix that in no time oh okay we're just gonna shoot him not good I would say pretty bad you come here what can we do where the [ __ ] that guy come from we are going to move glut all the way over here you're too thick to fit for the store can't Target the undead lame we can't go through my big [ __ ] creature needs to get out of the way hey yes Darian we are going to disengage and run the [ __ ] away my brain is like whoa whoa whoa what the what am I doing we're still silenced so this is kind of [ __ ] you why is he in that position how can he be up there his high defense what a bastard no hey she's gonna be a-okay that um that didn't work oh my God all right boxers you know what to do quick quick come here oh for God what hello hello thank you for joining me how are you enjoying father's gate it's hilarious I got to look at boxer's [ __ ] look I get to look at his nipple too it's awesome in your mind's eye spool shows you a drow striding among Mike and it dead and happy to kill this whoever he is but tell me there's something in it for us we're just gonna leave glott to sit over there for a while uh he can do whatever he wants of your transgressions wait what well you clicked something die oh god um yeah hello oh [ __ ] I don't think this is him but I don't [ __ ] know I can't believe that I was like trying to do main story and I just [ __ ] ended up in the underdark how does this happen vessel wobbles on the Lakes murky Waters we're gonna die let's go boxer you totally know how to steer a boat oh can I help you instead all right boxer you know what to do oh you're level five oh this is uh actually kind of a problem well I should have coming by boxer awkward all right you know what we're gonna do well guess who finally got married this weekend less than three happy birthday unfortunately as a trade-off uh you can no longer watch My Stream only unmarried people can watch my stream time to get pushed again [ __ ] are you [ __ ] kidding this is an Omega [ __ ] moment and boxer's dead again yep yep uh we're probably gonna have to fight him anyway so it doesn't really matter oh okay but where the [ __ ] are we owes us a load of coins you want through make a donation clog your hole just [ __ ] around oh my God so we must save the drow first then sever is head after just say it a little bit louder Gail why do you kind of serve with that hood or leaving him to die well I was saying this just so he likes me but we're still gonna do then I'll see your delicious okay stop shut up please unless you're here to kick some stiffs Lakeside I suggest you bugger off it was a figure of speech in Lumix we ain't looking for help damn it I was trying to have some fun you spot a shiny trinket on one of the corpses oh we can just slay of hand crap now that's how you motivate the staff Brothers follow me into her hairy embrace our new dawn awaits where are they damn they just [ __ ] world why am I always rolling so bad it is it is absolutely a skill issue I am the worst at this I like the idea if only we have animal speaking obviously so boxers just like talking to animals this entire time and my party just thinks I'm [ __ ] insane I don't know what I'm doing but I'm doing it and I'm going there apparently guys step away I got this come on bro really who could have seen this coming huh nice one HP thinks it makes me feel alive I forget forgot to save I think Max is about to [ __ ] die oh there's a book well how to fight with mimics survived that was awesome what happened what is going on hello why am I okay it's fine it's fine we can just [Music] all right hello go make yourself useful or get lost so we are fine we are actually completely [ __ ] fine oh so we could just kill everyone one after another God damn it boxer stare into the eye your reflection stares back after [Music] after he's taking it who's gonna [ __ ] die wait that's good for us we should just let him die in there actually attack uh [ __ ] stupid rock our friends I can't I can't see you all right uh you guys probably want to move all right let's move over here oh that wasn't enough I don't have any more ah hello where are we ah we're fighting blobs that's fine that's fine that's fine how did God [ __ ] eviscerated it's just gone oh hit this [ __ ] whoa and dead again let's go these blobs are nothing oh my [ __ ] god nice job guys a starion's kind of scary okay I don't know don't need to go through the door huh one more step blow us to jump the filled with this you want me come get me oh [ __ ] god oh [ __ ] never mind let's go clutch wow there is no mesh folk claw an explosive of awesome power awesome power okay bye indeed oh perfect Gail could have his little Yeehaw hat time to blow this thing to hell all right we need to go back that thing is gonna [ __ ] demolish this area boxer what is he doing dip bro has a death wish all right well you asked for it do the right thing kill near does not they are oh my God care for the a Starion shut up the absolute guy it's my hand I will see oh [ __ ] I'm fighting everybody now at this point yeah it probably is a fight that I cannot win oh my God there's so many enemies yo we're a [ __ ] [ __ ] oh oh no oh [ __ ] that's a rough battle all right we still have like five billion [ __ ] Problems our initiative [ __ ] sucks ah yeah I shouldn't be thinking that's hilarious but it kind of is father you are so insane oh my God we might just have to start killing characters before we fight [Music] I don't care anymore I see you yeah I hope he dies you are such a [ __ ] by the way you suck you suck I hate you [ __ ] you why do I like you he's hot I know it bothers me this is why I want to kill all of them I don't care if it makes me an [ __ ] I want to kill them and you know what [ __ ] you did it yeah what now I've gotta kill more of them [ __ ] these guys for real man for real for real rotten hell for all I care really oh okay hey a stare you want to do something a little funny oh man I sound like a [ __ ] lunatic I genuinely sound insane this guy right here he's the only good one I'm trying to get rid of the disadvantages I have right now which are gone now awesome wait where are they what they made it through the decaying corpse lies before you thank God we don't have to do this fight nice oh no we didn't save them oh well [ __ ] happens time to leave bye everybody home sweet home hey Spa we have his head he's dead and died there it is look at his [ __ ] head he's dead oh yeah they're dancing for me look at those guys this is so wholesome what am I doing in the underdark I should not be here I've been spending so much time down here oh my god let's [ __ ] go blood guzzler Garb that's actually really good but now we don't have titties ah oh what the [ __ ] hello dude boxy's gonna break it into it good not again I want a safe scum so bad the weapon slips free from the stone okay he [ __ ] took a damage foreign I'm going to bathroom [ __ ] this [ __ ] boxer you're literally Barbarian you got this bro well time to go back down where am I can we not stop no stop I don't care I got blasted into a cutscene anyways I will see you guys later thank you so much I'll see you later bye bye

Channel: Shenpai

Views: 282,459

Keywords: Funny, Dungeons & Dragons, D&D, DnD, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate III, Baldur's Gate 3, BG3, Highlights, Playthrough

Id: paSNpTsJfV4

Length: 36min 16sec (2176 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 01 2023