What Happens if you Kill Everyone you Meet? - Baldur's Gate 3

my rancid blood Whispers to me kill kill again my ruined body yearns to reap death in this world and when this vowel urge calls it possesses my whole being I must discover who I was and what happened to me before all my twitching knife hand writes a tragedy in blood oh we're not gonna be resisting anything we're gonna kill everyone we meet it's murder o'clock you have no it's your name and a headache and the urge to kill now that sounds like your first good idea our first victim we must have no you must die come back here blesses me this day down comes your blessings too early yay first murder bye bye oh what that's not fair no we must go to the helm oh yeah we for sure oh are you dying that sounds like it sucks bro oh that sounds so true wait oh that's awkward she gets her coming along whether I want to or not still though thanks for the artwork flickers in his eyes the seems totally unaware of his surroundings bye man isn't dead yet oh they're intellectavirus what is in there there's nothing in my Noggin except for murder [Applause] place your hand on the bed oh no looks like I committed another murder whoops totally not intentional oh come on you're still alive that's not what I wanted fine where is something else oh big [ __ ] I thought that damn thing was going to be my coffin all right then let's get going I'm murder my murder oh your name's just as stupid great wait I feel like I did a good thing and that isn't right yeah first right ah [ __ ] what magic is this go away go away I don't want it find another owner I don't love you ill it's limey with her blood I look glorious [Music] a sound use of a review of ice girl holy [ __ ] oh I have advantage to hit him but he's so powerful when he has resistance to everything I have must resist urge to murder and get better murder before I murder that guy wait I'm not supposed to be want to be murdered this is me and I bet you're wondering how I got here oh the gods are looking out for me I knew it [ __ ] well I'll murder for you thanks I'm drinking the pungent corpse since you're awoke on the ship you know nothing of why but you find a half smile flittering across your face this feels like look how happy we look because of a corpse can I dip my sword in the blood of my enemies no it's not a dippable surface hurry I've got one of those brain things cornered you can kill it can't you like you killed the others oh yeah like her kill the others I sue you on the ship strutting about whilst I was trapped in that pot oh I haven't done anything to you yet you arrogant little I was ready to decorate the ground with your innards oh see game a kindred spirit I'm in quite the state but I think I'm murder mcmurder I mean it just makes sense considering you know that's better on me than you buddy look meat not even the animals are safe approach the dying monster this is the is that abducted you its eyes radiate malice just like mine now you get to experience the deluxe edition of death bye bye a hand hand anyone oh thanks I was looking for one to scratch my back mistress eyelids stop the few remaining fingers on this hand have grown pallid cold and stiff zoru was right yellow was a toad twice as ugly the thing's dangerous did someone say dangerous watch out don't worry you're next [Music] [Music] um God damn it there you go see I got you down you're welcome I don't know why you're telling me to free her I already did that she's free forever and ever lonely bedroll he was extremely lonely and with no one else but myself you feel an unfamiliar white amongst your belongings oh yeah this yeah whatever yep we're doing this again what the [ __ ] what was that okay here's the game plan this time we enjoy the garnish from afar and then we pick up the stragglers one down holy [ __ ] I don't even have to do anything chew them three down four down wait did will throw that guy a health potion and then immediately die after oh my God he's a hero even outside of the story he could have saved himself but instead he'd use his bonus action to save a racist dude from dying how nice true hero who doesn't discriminate ladies and Gentlemen even against people who he probably should discriminate against oh the buzz is gone I think it's about time we join the fun body has been discovered one body are you sure about that math there you go time to pack we need to leave who were you talking with did the person you were supposed to be talking with everybody I thought more of my people killed if not for you uh thank you for your help out there I yeah sure help I totally did things I totally didn't just kill your people and just watch them be massacred [Music] [Applause] you're very strong oh my God maybe this was a mistake well I've learned a lesson here person that you don't murder is a future friend strangers are really friends that you haven't made and if you murder every stranger that you meet you're never gonna make any friends and when eventually you want to murder someone who's strong you won't have anyone on your side to help you murder them so really you shouldn't murder everybody you meet you should only murder a few people preferably the ones who won't help you murder other people

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Keywords: bauldurs gate 3, baldurs gate 3, baldur's gate 3, baldur's gate 2, baldurs gate, bauldur's gate, enhanced edition, save scum, roll, critical failure, laz'el, karlach, gale, astarion, drow, act 1, swamp, aunt ethel, auntie, hag, kill everyone, muder hobo, kill, murder, Minthara, bhaal, dark urge, dragonborn

Id: nbIv34y0i5Y

Length: 9min 38sec (578 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 23 2023