I found my old hat!

what's up gamers if we hit 200 000 likes in this video i'll take this bell and see how far i can shove it up all right now that the real fans are still here welcome we're going to look at reddit so i've been living in brighton now about four years and everyone keeps telling me whenever they meet me that they can't place my accent that i i don't actually sound irish that the accent must have been beaten out of me that the british come to my house every day and 17 lashes across my arse to try and beat the irish out of me and you know what i'd be lying if i didn't say they weren't right so to get my irishisms back we're going to look at the ireland subreddit because every time i go to reddit stuff from the ireland subreddit always gets recommended to me what's what's going on on the ireland subreddit right now dude does everybody here hate me i feel like i feel like actual irish people hate me because for a long time everyone said i was the representation for ireland on youtube and i don't think that that's a good representation i don't accept this responsibility i i'm not even a good source of humanity ah sure you're a sound bunch really can't believe all we had to do to get the good weather back was sacrificed leash awfully and kildare to the sun gods what a [ __ ] trade lads i i don't get it did did they not get good weather i'm from awfully by the way and i say yes sacrifice it absolutely i feel like awfully one of the biggest jokes in ireland one of the biggest joke counties in ireland because we don't have anything we don't do anything like what are we good for i don't know i feel like the only people who settled in awfully are people who went from the shores of dublin over to galway and got too [ __ ] lazy and gave up halfway thanks ancestors i guess we're a lazy bunch of bastards a rat licker a person who refuses to wear a mask during an outbreak of an airborne virus such as kovat19 a reference to the idea of licking a rat during the bubonic plague bunch of dirty rat lickers let's see what the the top of all time is on ireland is anyone in the irish government going to ban americans coming in what's the point of three months of lockdown if we're letting people in from the most infected place on the planet it's such an insult to everyone who lost their jobs i feel like everyone should just stop traveling just stay the [ __ ] at home wear masks when you go out into places with other people and just isolate we'll all get through this a lot faster if you do that you bunch of [ __ ] rat lickers the struggle is real the the indignity of trying to follow an american recipe when you're irish what is arugula what is a bell pepper what is a cup measure what is a stick of butter what is cilantro oh my god i felt that one in me irish bones what actually is arugula i still don't know arugula is arugula oh it's rocket oh i guess i should have known that from the [ __ ] leaves that were here don't you want to call it rocket though lads i'm eating rockets not i'm eating arugula oh yeah cilantro is coriander we call it coriander okay there's a lot of these anytime i'm trying to follow a recipe or even just in general when i'm looking at a menu when i'm in america i'm like what the [ __ ] is an arugula i don't want to catch something lads same crack following american woodworking plans seven eighths of an inch and such oh my god yes america just convert to the metric system you'll all huff and puff for a while but you'll be grand it's so much easier how easy is it to know that zero degrees of water just ready to freeze and then above that to a hundred is boiling so easy and not to mention millimeters to centimeters to meters to kilometers so easy get with the times you [ __ ] rat lickers the newly crowned largest english-speaking country in the eu get it because the uk is not part of the eu anymore it's leaving brexit what's actually going on with that i mean i'm the one who [ __ ] lives here so what am i laughing at also come on irish people let's not pretend that what we speak is english all right it's some sort of bastardization of it half of us can't even speak english properly see that's what i like about the irish you can insult a whole bunch of them and they'll all be like ah you got us the irish a great bunch of lads landlords when it's time for them to give you back is to give your deposit back after all why not why shouldn't i keep it oh it's too true a main bunch of bastards i told them to keep my deposit when i left ireland the apartment that i had in athlone because i destroyed the walls in like the foam here so i was like i could probably get it back and then get you guys to fix this but you know what as a sign of good faith i'll just let you keep it and then i won't have to deal with it i won't ever have to talk to you again this man does not represent irish people or irish culture i mean i don't think any single irish person does least of all me can people stop putting that onus on me i know you're probably looking at my videos and going haha funny irish man go top of the morning but we don't actually say that i feel like i did more harm than good because the yanks unmightly interesting don't understand the significance i got two curly worldies in one packet what the [ __ ] two curly wurlies are you out of your [ __ ] tree that's mental two of them for the price one that's a great [ __ ] bargain i'm telling you none of you understand what it's like to get two curly wurlies it's already a great day when you get one curly whirly you know when you get the selection box at christmas and you go straight to the curly world when you open it and there's a couple of them in there that you just never look at so you give them off to your brothers and sisters this means you are now the t-shirt [Laughter] yeah that's that's our vetting process the t shook is basically like the prime minister of ireland so if you get two curly wurlies you should run for office and break off ties with anyone in your life who are cheap bastards because you know they're going to come for your curly wurlies and your look my 90 year old granda still insists on cooking me a birthday fry if this is not the most irish looking scene i have ever seen in my entire life that is the most irish looking man i have ever seen holy [ __ ] and a good old fry up far too much aisle but it makes it taste good the rashers tastes grand i haven't had a good fry up in years i haven't had a sa or a breakfast roll in ages either that's how you know it's bad i almost call it a sausage roll [ __ ] is wrong with me just take me irish passport away i don't deserve it anymore also i have a surprise for all of you are you ready for it i since that's the most irish looking man in the world i thought i'd join him [Music] i found it i found the hat that's the best thing that has come out of my break on youtube is that i actually cleaned and found the hat hiding away in the cupboards it's back everybody it's not a blast and nostalgia for you now i'm the most irish looking man on youtube get [ __ ] other irish youtubers a bunch of fake bastards i also noticed that as soon as i start doing the ireland subreddit my accent got stronger and they start swearing more it's flown through me by claus working the night shift tonight [ __ ] rage [Laughter] oh it'd be so funny if santa was ireland or santa was irish it would be even funnier if santa was ireland what a real president looks like that's it lads that's what real power and alpha determination looks like that is the peak of ireland look at those lads does your president look like albert einstein on a bicycle no he doesn't that's how you know ireland has the best president does our president actually have any power and do anything no he doesn't he also has a massive dog that he brings everywhere with him i don't know if he still does that you should just make the dog president they'll probably do better than most [ __ ] countries are breaking here with okay i can't say that word that's what we call cigarettes but if i say it everyone will say that i'm saying a bad word so i'm not doing it okay i don't want to be canceled i don't want articles written about me all right i just came back i don't want to have to leave again already here with cigarette in its mouth spotted waiting for a bus at dublin airport now that's mad only in ireland lads only in ireland would you get mad shite like that crazy smoking and taking the bus no wonder the tourists beat him drugs bunny [Laughter] oh the comments are even better than the pictures sometimes an irish exit is when you leave without saying goodbye a british exit is when you loudly announce that you're leaving and then wander in and out of the door while you decide if you really want to leave or not angrily complaining the whole time [ __ ] rusted got him take that england please let me still live here americans you know i'm something of an irishman myself oh my god it's so annoying they always ask me where i'm from and i'm like i don't know what you're asking because it's not galway cork or dublin and you're not going to know so i'm like oh i'm from awfully i'm from a town called clan and they're like oh like yeah of course ireland's not that small despite what you might think we don't know everybody and then every day on st patrick's day people always say saint patties get it wrong and then they're like well my great grand uncle's dog had a hint of irish in them so basically that means i'm irish fiddly d potatoes i'll drink myself stupid today and every year the irish are always they always respond with asher [ __ ] come on in you're part of the gang today the more of us the better we're an easygoing bunch of lads we don't really give a [ __ ] ireland the relentless march on social progress the catholic church yeah get [ __ ] catholicism i'm actually proud of ireland there's a lot of stuff that happens in ireland that i think is like leading the charge in a lot of ways or at least you'd expect them to be kind of backwards on because of how religious the country is and how much the catholic church had power over the country in olden times like same-sex marriage got approved i think we passed the ability for abortions to be carried out for people who want them like all that kind of stuff that i didn't expect ireland to actually be able to do um we're one of the earlier countries in europe to ban smoking in public places i think that's nothing has to do with catholic church the priests they love a good bunch of cigarettes see i'm on the ireland subreddit and i could have said the other word and irish people would have understood what i was saying and british people and probably australians as well but i'm not getting cancelled i come this far i think we're doing okay there is there's the dog the president's dog see even she's impressed the old grannies the old bitties of ireland they love a [ __ ] good dog did i say that sentence right i didn't say the old bitties love [ __ ] good dogs did i i either way take it whatever way you like lads england shoots ireland why would the famine do this holy [ __ ] this is a great subreddit this swedish doctor exposed how world governments were going to weaponize the covet 19 virus back in 2017. no he didn't i found this image on google and created this meme in three minutes facebook is not a news source neither is youtube you [ __ ] potato this is my problem with the internet is that enough people just need to say a certain thing like enough people could just say something about me and it doesn't have to be true it doesn't have to have any basis in it it's just like if enough people say it other people aren't going to contradict it because why would that many people be wrong and then it just becomes true be careful on the internet it sucks why do americans always refer to europe as one whole country when i went to europe like where did you go venice or krumlin those are very different places i i agree you should specify it's like whenever we say we went to america we don't say like oh i went to america and that's it because america is a huge place so was europe i hope they went to kremlin i would love the idea of some people going on a holiday to europe and going to kremlin i keep seeing the same flags like it's not even like trying to switch it up yes [Music] you're hired welcome come on in that's all you need give her the citizenship camera dory give her a visa give her the citizenship let them come in work pay taxes you know come on in it's as easy as that that's all i really need to get my irish hood back i mean we're in the hat i already feel like 95 more irish oh i love me a good news report stay classy dublin a third tested positive for alcohol almost one in 10 had cocaine in their system i love cocaine i love cocaine almost one in 10 had cocaine in their system i love cocaine oh [ __ ] hell oh my god who remembers the temporary buildings at school that were up for decades yeah yeah prefabs i was just gonna say oh my god any irish people maybe even some british people you definitely had a class in secondary school in one of these buildings oh my god and on the outside of it it was all this like it wasn't really stones it was kind of like i don't know it's this weird pattern of like just gravel that was like thrown against it and if you went up against it like your elbows or something you came away with a bunch of them stuck in you oh my god it's like oh my i shifted a girl out the back of one of these that's what we call making out shifting oh god that's a that's a ton of memories flooding in right now oh all of my secondary school classes were in one of these it was in that the higher class you know you had for like first years you had one a one b and one c and one c were always the smart people and that's where i was and then one a were always the dumb asses and you always made fun of the people in one a now that i'm older i kind of feel like that's a bit mean um but [ __ ] them they should have been smarter but it is embarrassing to be in one c and then um have to take ordinary level french and maths [Laughter] the new reddit algorithm was designed to keep our multi-colored horse off the front page thankfully that won't happen my lovely horse it's a father ted reference and an amazing episode you should all go we look at a little bit of it i don't think father ted's gonna get copyright claimed it did get copyright claimed we can't watch it i'm not allowed to be irish anymore oh father ted there's no better show on line or on television you should go watch it if you haven't all right well that's going to do it for me reacting to the ireland subreddit the irish a great bunch of lads i'm so glad i did this because it reminds me that i honestly think that irish people are some of the most easygoing um but also some of the funniest people on the planet i absolutely love irish people i didn't when i lived there because i wanted to get away and now that i'm away from it i miss it i miss you all can i can i still be considered irish can people stop making fun of me for not being irish anymore what do i need to do or ireland can you tell me what i need to do to be considered more irish again anyway that's going to do it for me uh top of the morning to you and all that i have a coffee brand name that right now bastardizing out my own culture uh it's great go buy it please uh link in the descriptions as always uh don't forget to subscribe to the number one irish youtuber on the platform uh and you'll be allowed to celebrate saint patty's day thanks very much for watching uh guru mila margot and salon awalia

Channel: jacksepticeye

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Length: 16min 28sec (988 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 13 2020