I COMPLETELY BROKE THIS GAME...

hello everybody my name is markiplier and today I'm gonna show you the most ridiculous game of risk of rain to I've ever played I'm not good at this game at least I don't think I am and I know this probably won't be too impressive for you guys who have been like playing or asked rain to forever and ever but it's getting so hectic that it's starting to slow my computer down so I want to record it for posterity alone to prove that I actually accomplished something so I'm playing the new character I don't know what the name of it is just plant robot thing and things have gotten so like incredibly overpowered on my n I'm stupidly overpowered at this point I've gotten some close scrapes I've even almost died once I had an item that saved my life but as you can see at the top if you don't know that what this game is about I have a lot of items I've been through 25 levels this is the 25th and everything is way different than any other time you've seen me play this game ever I just started playing this earlier today and I kind of like kept playing I'm not even like trying that hard right now because honestly I don't need to it's just a lot of numbers a lot of things a lot of numbers a lots happening the only danger I got to worry about is those green spikes because they stopped me from healing and the fact that I can heal is the only reason that I'm staying alive so much I have so I'll try to like detail exactly what I have that's making this overpowered but I don't know if I'll be able to do that and concentrate so if I die straight up oh I'll blame you and it'll be your fault entirely so yeah number one this is the new character that is based on healing a lot of healing oh yeah I'm also I broke the game in terms of like mobility because watch this is what this character can do I can just that's uh I'm not using any cheats or anything this is just like I've gotten enough items that that's just when I do my movement ability that's just what I do also ignore my my equipment I accidentally touched an equipment drone and I don't have what I should have and that was the most recent thing I picked up yes III know it's redundant and I don't even need to fly when I can fly already oh yes so pretty much there's only bosses now everything is a boss and everything is like an elite boss as well it's not just normal bosses quick and fast breakdown I am rocking a suite bunch of artifact items one of which makes any / healing turn into a temporary shield which is that gold bar over my health which just means it's up all the time cuz that's all my character does is he'll basically I've got some cooldown reduction I've got some stuff that makes ghost copies of anything I kill including bosses I've got something that steals the ability of enemies and that includes like if if they have a shield on at any time I'll steal their shield and various abilities that they can do that make me even more overpowered every time I touch open something it shoots out lots of fireworks that hit with the force of like a rocket so that that all those little dings that's that's that going off those are my ghosts actually those are under my control so they shouldn't be trying to kill me oh where you swatting there big guy yeah just this it's real weird things appear really really a lot quick as you can see in the top right it's been hahaha for a long time now ever since I had that close scrape I I really haven't had any problems thus far so I've just been trying to go for more firepower just to kill things quicker I wish I could find an enchantment thing my other enchantment was actually a new item that helps locate things which is very useful for scouring a lot of items I think the one reason I've been able to get as far as I have is just because I've been able to get all the items in every level every time with that artifact that searches for them but yeah I just say that's that's that's pretty much it as I mean there's obviously not pretty much it because if you look in the top middle you'll see that I clearly have a bajillion more things that are probably worth mentioning but I can't even be bothered to think about it right now cuz of everything that's happening in front of me so yeah I'm just gonna keep going I'm gonna see how far I get I'm level 41 I don't know if there's a max level I don't know if there's a max anything I don't know if it's just like actually built to go on forever I mean it's got to get to a point where like diminishing returns right there's got to be a point where I just can't win well I kind of crossed a threshold where things got a lot easier before they got harder but I don't know I still have to be a little cautious I mean I I grew too accustomed to the thing that helped me find items now I can't find them on my own when it when I trigger a base a boss by the way the bosses die super fast but it makes everything else really I don't know why or what happens when it happens like that but it sure dude it sure do and then the bosses are dead but then everything else gets nightmare mode like they just boss fight ain't over so I'm just gonna just good cool hey look at me it's all I'll update you if any happenings happen but just in the meantime just enjoy this nice ASMR of risk of whoa that doesn't look good oh I'm out of here see ya see ya see ya see you later my good oh [ __ ] nope not today not today woah that's a big ball whoa what the hell hey what are you doing up here hey that's a lot of boss Joe there's so many boss I gotta get back in this zone it is nice when I got boss level minions working for me I don't exactly know how much damage they do compared to me but goddamn it it still feels nice missed this one I know I probably missed other stuff like that was open but I didn't pick it up but whatever alright ah guess we're all done here gonna go now goodbye I know I've missed things but alas c'est la vie I don't have my computer that tells me where everything is so I just got a guess hi goodbye who the gold gun well I do have too much gold so also I have I have 28 teddy bears so you can imagine you could just imagine their radar yay radar see now I can see everything everything shows up as like an exclamation mark or a question marker I don't know what things are you did I get you all bundle of fireworks and as if I needed more of those I'm so fast that if I hit a speed bump or anything in the road like uneven terrain I just rock it up into the sky at like super speed so it'll catch me off-guard I'm trying to run away from something or I'm trying to get somewhere and then just oh my god not another Hoopoe feather I've got so many who feather means did I get an extra jump but I've got seven of them so I get seven jumps I don't need seven jumps alright and then yet another boss and then the boss dies real quick so the thing about this character is it's supposed to be a balance of damage and healing because even a lot of your big attacks on this character hurt yourself so you take damage so you're not supposed to be able to do these self damaging attacks too much but I can basically spam them because I heal so unbelievably a lot I think I've broken I think this is broken like I hate to say it cuz I don't know I have no frame of reference for this but this feels like I shouldn't be able to just do that it feels like I shouldn't be able to do this number one but I can so I don't know oh no you turn into a ghost what are you gonna do about your existence now you serve me look at me I am boss now I am captain boss I [ __ ] that reference up now I owned it I gotta have confidence myself I destroyed that reference well I mean yeah okay I destroyed that reference but in a good way I'm like a badass way and I like yeah I made it my own kind of thing way yeah Garbowsky and I win and I've got another quail dad sit durable that just makes us so I jump forward when I sprint oh this is a new map that they got in this latest update that brought this character in here I can't go back to like level one again after this because I'm so used to going at lightning speed now the thing is like I'm only gonna get faster as as time goes on here at the longer I play if I stay alive I'm only gonna get faster and I don't know if there's gonna reach a point where the games not gonna be able to handle it if like I'm gonna just fly off the edge of the map every time I try to move like I'm no longer gonna be able to make subtle movements I don't know I don't know where the line is okay these guys are actually dangerous that nevermind they're dead so this is just kind of my life now I just go around I grab whatever is there I run away with it I kill everything in sight and I just keep leveling up that's pretty much my life now and I've only been playing for like over three hours on this which isn't that long considering games so I feel like something's got to give eventually something just got again so you would I love the radar though love this radar well that's a lot of ball uses there's so many bosses there's so wait what the hell that's so many jarheads that's so many of those dudes oh my god I got if I actually took a lot of damage I'd be worried about that and they're ghosts now you serve me oh wow yeah this is what I meant by my computer starts lagging a a lot of a lot of things happening yep the slowdown is real here more fireworks why not also I don't know what's doing it but things are dying when I'm not even doing anything I don't know why I do I've gotten to the point where I actually don't know all the [ __ ] that I have on me because I've been playing this one so long and I picked so many things up and I've I obviously can't read anything because there's so much chaos happening on the screen but yeah YouTube's gonna have a field day with this one there's gonna look like garbage a lockbox I was never able to find lock boxes before oh I get to cheat death again hey that's what I used up already I used that on earlier like if I if I didn't have that item I would never get to this point where I am right now which is with everything being broken like this Oh a Sat it's more clay Striders teapots you're a big teapot I see your spout now show me your handle well they're all dead I mean honestly like this game has just turned into frantic clicking jumping around moving too fast and collecting loot I don't really have to worry about death anymore cuz the thing is like as my character gets stronger at the faster I shoot the more I heal because my main shoot is what heals me and my my other ability also heals me and that helps me too because it routes the enemies in place so they stay still they don't move I dance around him I heal that's all there is - yeah pretty fun right guys I can't even tell what's happening what has happened where am I whose ass am i inside of where is everything okay it's time to go I think oh boy another waxed quail here we go there see you guys and and it just says ha ha ha forever I'm pretty sure oh yes please challenge of the mountain today I can't where is the challenge of the bike you this is my big annoyance and literally the only noise that happens I can't see anything there it is I invite the challenge of the mountain I sure do yeah I already have like 6 million gold I've only just started this level here and like I used to have like a damaging equipment but I've found that being able to know where everything is is so much more valuable so long as you can still kill which apparently I can I'm trying to did that open I don't know if it opened I think I got it I can't tell I just I don't know anymore this is the kind of [ __ ] that will destroy my eyes like just trying to keep track of all this garbage here on the screen all at once like there's nothing like my brain cannot keep up with this also like there are so many more things to open and obtain then I ever thought there were in this game and in these levels like you I I thought I was pretty thorough about loot before but once I got this like it made me realize how much I've missed every time I've played through here just like speeding through trying to get by nah the only way to win is to get absolutely everything especially this thing which is a free red artifact every time reduces the cooldown is great as if I needed to go faster whoa whoa oh my god I'm gonna get the high ground I know equipment for you no no no you diner drones are worthless at this point by the way they die instantaneously they don't scale with your health for some reason so they just die so don't even bother with drones they ain't worth it they're just gonna leave you by and one thing I happen to be enabled their mystery box I never would have been able to guess that was there how would I've seen that okay red whip okay got it great and I move on now oh my god can I can I just offer can I just use the shrine please as soon as I stop as soon as I stop it's chaos thank you I got brilliant behemoth I already have that I think no wait do i oh if I've never gotten brilliant behemoth oh [ __ ] well now I do all my attacks explode I thought they did that already huh I guess I didn't have that well looks like I do more damage than ever now great oh my god oh my god oh my god let me out let me out good thing I got so many teddy bears how have I missed yeah I've opened this meow well [ __ ] I've opened so many things there's still this many things to find it's absurd oh yes another challenge of the mountain you bet your sweet butt took us I want that med bot yeah you'll you'll probably die soon oh my god just leave me alone you're gonna die anyway just leave me alone enjoy your existence okay getting close to everything only things left for like artifacts that I've opened and left on the ground I think okay I think I'm good I'm gonna go open the boss now it's a challenge of the mountains so it's got to be real tough right yeah of course alright tough tough tough very tough and dead okay good oh wait no a little more a little more and dead okay they're all dead good that was real tough really really tough guys oh you fuel cells yes I was I have not been able to get fuel cells this whole time I don't know why now I can switch to a damaged one if I want it lay magma worms why are you all here you kind of all suck easy come easy go oh hey malachite lizards the malachite dudes are actually kind of tough and there they go and almost done here we go three two one kaboom good job guys you'll get me next time I believe in you I mean I don't believe in you I've been through this so many times now and no one has even come close to killing me and there you have it back at the beginning again one good loop yeah I I don't know I don't know where to uh where to go with this so I think I'm gonna end this here because I don't think there's gonna be anything that's changing I just wanted to show you guys this because it is just fascinating to me that I was able to get to this point and again this might be nothing special this might be perfectly fine everyone everyone wants to go home might be like I could do that man glued my ass blind boy I can do you do that with both arms tied but anyway you guys probably could do that but I don't usually do this kind of thing with what with the success and seeming like I've got some kind of skill and whatnot so you know it's kind of cool sometimes I can't see it it's so bright oh there we go that's what I mean hit a speed bump and I go flying oh wait is that the headdress thing oh I could do that a few times uh one of the reasons why my attack speed is so ridiculously high is because of this thing I crit every shot everything crits all the time so if I did this I would have nothing but at Dax speed I have 17 of those this is 18 let's make it an even 20 why not Tamura the more I attack the more I heal alright 20 is good 20 is good little leave it at 20 what the hell I don't know if the developers intended this cup man they blow up so Wessel it wet aliy wesley they they blow up so goofily I got the goopy blows all right here we go all I see is red and white and blue I'm in love America like what else could they throw at me what else could they possibly throw at me they're already throwing the mutated versions of the bosses in packs of 10 like there's literally nothing else they could throw at me at the point that would hurt me right unless they got some secret bosses up their sleeves I don't know man they just melt everything I guess we're done all right moving on yeah every time I leave as fireworks as far as the eye could see yeah so uh I legitimately don't know I like guys what do I do I'm uh I'm like one pinch man I got too strong I never knew what would happen when I got too strong whoa never mind they're dead every time I turn around I'm like that's a lot my brain is like oh it's a lot of people I'm like oh wait no they're nothing they they die okay gonna go for the boss I like I said I don't know what else to do I don't I know that there's gotta be like a 999 stage run from somebody that's played for days and days and days but for me this is amazing what I'm able to do here so uh yeah you know I'm just gonna take it for what it is and just pat myself on the back at completely making the game absolutely unfelt at the game is that there's a challenges permanent is like oh if I die all my progress but now it's like well I guess the risk of death is there so what point is the progress but whatever you know I'm kind of still going it's so kind of fun it's jumping around everybody dying I guess Oh did everyone give up already there's no save in this game by the way there's no save so if I want to keep playing this I just kind of like alt-tab and hope my computer doesn't crash you know like old-school stylez leaving the console on when it doesn't have a save like old Super Nintendo things that didn't have saves okay sometimes actually I did that as as late as high school so huh with Xboxes and whatnot PlayStation I remember leaving that console on for some reason all right I guess I move on with my 80 billion health your fist tried to fist me what does that it was that it normal was that a normal enemy not a not a boss what what are you thinking are they crazy get out of here with that what are you doing it's like a child just wandered into a war zone get out of here oh my god wait have there been like normal enemies underneath the feet of these giant bosses this whole time because if if so I feel bad because I am I have not even noticed that they do so my biggest threat right now is me running off a cliff did a lockbox just open up and give me a rusted key I swear that's just what happened you need a rusted key to open a lockbox so it's giving you the thing that you it's giving you your key back basically that's what happened I twisted the lock and it turned to dust and all that was left was the key I used to open it great it's like a stick key in here and then you open the lid and it's the key you just dropped in Gregg thank you very useful fun trick I like it yeah never talk to me again we I don't need no bridge bridges or flus hey you're just in time out all by yourself and I came over to say haha and goodbye I could add to the chaos wait wait I just realized what this was this is another new item it's called the backup basically you can summon drones there we go there we go there we go there we go there we go there we go there we go go drones go oh that is some kind of amazing I love that I love that they don't last forever they're not permanent drones but man that is that is hilarious what if I put that's an equipment drone right there what if I put the radio in with the equipment drone and then it's a drone that summons drones yes that'll work right yeah so they have these it's dead it just flew up god dammit god god damn I tell you drones just can't last they physically cannot last at this level they just can't it just won't last you might as well not have them because they're just gonna die I'm just gonna go for okay all right cool good I went for it I think I can't tell it's so bright and you're dead okay great what is that a hundred and forty million gold 140 million that's not enough gold it's just nonsense on screen it there's nothing to be discerned from any of this hey a celestial portal I could destroy my character no not gonna gonna keep going I'm having a great time stage 32 baby I already got the achievement for 20 stages I don't know if there's another one after that I think that maybe there would be we shall see I just like how many more items could I possibly get like what is there is there a limit I've got nothing left to say is the thing I've got nothing left to say I've said everything I could feasibly possibly say in regards to the insanity that's in front of you and it's still going like it just it it don't stop so what else do I do what did I just do wait what what did I do what was that seemed different than anything I've seen before it was probably something special and very important and it would be really cool to know what it was but there's no way I could tell because the too much was happening on screen so I'll just I'll never know I'll just die without knowing I'm lost I'm lost it's as if I can't see anything I'm lost oh hell yeah what did I get aigis I don't know what that is I wish I could see the healing past full grants through temporary barrier oh I have two of those now good very good now I'm even more indestructible aha there you are finally okay what have you got what do we get what do we get ooh another happy mask more go screamed oh great you know let's just go for this sooner we started the sooner we can get it over with alright who's up who's up I can't see who's up because I can't see anything oh they're already dead now we just sit here and wait all the rest of them decide to wander over here and die man they they better be bringing these things from alternate timelines and multi multiple universes because I think they're gonna run out on this plane of existence if they keep doing it like this it's not a wise military strategy going on here that's a lot of ghosts that's a lot of ghosts hey guys do I even need to do anything anymore I don't think so I haven't needed to do anything for a while spend fun guys but I'm gonna go I know I left a few things but hey you know it's okay it's alright I ain't gonna worry about it okay and that's enough I'm gonna end it at stage 33 I'm just gonna go up to my peaceful place that I found by this new thing here we go this'll be nice no one can get me up here right oh [ __ ] then get me up here anyway but I'll leave this here I'm not gonna like quit or anything because this is a good game I got going on I'll see how far it gets like I guess if you guys want to know I'll let you know I don't think I'll make another video about it so small update on the situation where I last left you off I think I was on level 32 I'm now in level 69 which i think is a very appropriate stage to be on but I've been playing this one for almost 500 minutes I don't even have to do anything anymore I'm now 100% confident that I have broken this game I don't have to do anything and everything dies around me I literally stand here and here's another problem if my webcam is not covering up the money there's another problem with the money you may see that I have two billion gold and you may be like hey that's a lot of gold that's a lot of gold see the problem is watch my money I have negative and now I have two million twenty eight million sorry the numbers have gotten so big that the system cannot comprehend the numbers that I have it just can't comprehend it nothing can kill me I get to the point where I can't buy that I can buy this now but as soon as it loops back around I lose that money so I have trouble buying items to even keep going because the money is just broken the money's broken it just is it's broken pure and simple oh also I have 60 teddy bears 60 which gives me I've looked this up now because I was looking up the statistics of it that gives me a 10% chance to be hit ever which means said I won't die cuz I can't be one shot cuz these guys don't even get the chance to do it even if the no healing thing comes that I told you guys about before that's not a problem anymore because when they die I get so much shield that it fades so slow and I have so much health that it just doesn't matter I didn't touch a button and they died so I'm just gonna get this teleporter and not what I'm gonna do is I'm going to sacrifice myself because at this point I this is no longer fun and I have done so many achievements that I have gotten myself other items to get that would be really cool and interesting to see in another playthrough but I can't do anything because I'm stuck here and I can't die also because I have three resurrecting teddy bears so if I die I won't even die let your what I'll show you I'll say was you oh wait no I can't die that way it's only the on the one level that you get not teleported back in yeah well whatever hey you guys want to try to explore with me yeah I don't know if there's anything actually here what's over here Hey look oh come on now come on oh come on I've glitched through a few things before I have thoroughly broken the game those are killable by the way they're dead now yeah it's uh it's pretty broken I'm here hey what's up and I got a die you're gonna kill me try nope nevermind all done hip I'm not doing anything I'm not touch I'm not touching a button that's just what happens down so the limiting factor in this is not a matter of skill it's a matter of boredom it's like how bored am i willing to be in order to see this to the end you know what I mean like that's literally it that's the only limiting factor there's only one way that I can be stopped right now by the way and that's by throwing myself in the celestial portal which I'm going to do I am gonna do that I just have to get to it I think it's on the third level or something or it's randomly sponser I don't know I've stopped getting lunar coins too so that's kind of a bummer or maybe I haven't I just can't see under the corpses oh wait I'm done here sorry also the the fireworks go on for so long now that like it just cuts off when I teleport like is it's not actually over like every item opens an ungodly amount of just pure unadulterated nothingness also I have to be careful with how fast I move by the way I didn't even mention that because I've gotten so used to it at this point but I have to be careful with my movement because if I don't I will oh well hang on I'm in combat let me just get out and also I've already gotten the secret in here by the way there's a skeleton in here that tied to an achievement if you shoot it you win the prize there's yeah there's this weird skeleton here and I don't know why but there's a weird skeleton that might be a relation like a reference to the first game or something I have no idea kaboom what happens if I jump down here I don't even know nope teleported alright cool good I'm just gonna go ahead and hit this thing Thanks also I think the ghosts are a problem because enemies stop spawning for long periods of time because I have so many ghosts that just like I think the game misunderstands how many enemies are on the field also the ghosts sometimes mistake me for an enemy which i think is just them trying to get revenge on how unfair this crap really is which I get like I totally get this these guys actually are nice to me but some of them just want to want to rustle my jimmies a little bit and that's okay oh I have 26 fuel cells or something like that 25 it doesn't matter what you do I'm just gonna keep shooting rockets for a long time by the way so yeah that's gonna happen yeah I haven't stopped I'm sorry was there someone there halt I see your ghosts oh I see our ghosts and shapes I don't see anything here hello I'm good okay I'll go through then I think it's on the third level that it lets you actually go through through the other thing I've also I've gotten so many achievements I just want to be done with this so I can see the ridiculous statistics that are gonna show up at the end of it and I don't know if you have to like take this seriously in order to do anything like get it I I don't know if it's like a murder a lot of things celestial kind of thing I think it just appears out of random I'm not Arabs insurer I haven't even gotten any lunar items no Lunars no I don't have any lunar coins left cuz I was just trying to get the achievement for activating the noot a bunch of times I just don't know anymore it's so ridiculous like I can't afford this I can't I can't just can't for some reason cuz numbers don't mean nothing no more numbers ain't real where is everybody hello it's awfully long they're awfully lonely new thing shipping good day of [ __ ] whoosh yeah everything I have to walk without sprinting cuz I'm so fast I'm just so ludicrously fast I can't afford you I don't have any Luhn hours [Music] hey what about this is this a jumpy puzzle oh is this is this here for jumpin sake oh that's cool does that mean people are oh come on you put that there it looks like it's supposed to be a thing ah I can effectively fly I have so many who poos news oh that one hurt James alright I get it I get it I won't do it no mo I guess no one's gonna show up to the party so I'll just be on my own then let's do the thing Oh a celestial orb appears that's good I don't know what did that hello why they above me what what's that oh hi hello can you just get in here I'm so lazy there's no stir stir stir and dead I'm just got parked my butt took us right here and wait for the celestial thing to descend upon man destroy my existence seriously I could get to a hundred stages but god I just don't want to like I've been doing this for eight hours and some change like that's too long ice too long it's too long no one needs that I don't need that you don't need that no one needs it I'm never gonna be able to go back to normal cuz I won't be able to handle not being able to go with these speeds but it's starting to get annoying just like cuz every single tiny ramp is fly up into the sky every single bump point up into the sky makes no sense hi Birds bah buds ah there's a celestial portal okay let's end this pain we just have to end this pain it has to end the I I mean I could go on forever but god I don't want to I can't play on are they on the other game cuz I've been leaving this open for like a couple days on my computer just because I've just been so stuck with it so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna flutter fly I've already gotten the tome that's under there for anyone who didn't know there's a tome under there so I'm but I'm gonna obliterate myself from existence because I am a curse I should not be here I don't deserve to live is what I'm trying to say so I'm gonna quo okay alright it stop just let me get on you there we go alright obliterate Exodia obliterate where's the real Exodia obliterate hi am I sure yeah what else am I gonna do Hey look fireworks celebrate my death wahoo what happens when you go too deep oh I'm gone there we go good thank goodness Gold collected I collected way more gold than that way more I think that's just like the highest number it could possibly think of one trillion nine hundred and fifty five billion I collected way more than that damage taken a bunch damage dealt in one blow eight point nine million damage dealt total two billion kills twenty-one thousand kill four died died four times okay so I've got the warmonger that's cool I don't know what that do I got the new character I got the long road I got her concepts to death do us part I got so many new things so now just to compare I have to see what the hell it's like to come back in and I kind of want to see what the new characters like because I just have no idea how it's gonna be but how slow is this oh it's so slow what is oh that's pretty okay oh that's pretty shoosh shoosh I don't even have like a stuck non stop firing option I just have all cool down push I missed all right so I think this this character is like a lot of accuracy right okay anyway I'm not gonna play again that's not what I'm gonna do I just wanted to see what's like it's so slow I can't handle it anymore I'm gonna throw myself off the edge goodbye cruel world skadoosh oh wait I forgot kill me kill me I'm here gimme gimme do it oh cool there we go and done so that's the end of this video I don't know why I did this I wasted like eight hours playing this but it was fun until it got really not fun but yeah so thank you everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you [Music] you

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 2,016,203

Rating: 4.950829 out of 5

Keywords: game glitches, broken game, i completely broke this game, game hacks, cheat codes, cheating, speed hacks, risk of rain 2, risk of rain highest level ever, markiplier, funny moments, funny glitches, game breaking, achievements, high score, gaming, gameplay, lets play, playthrough, walkthrough, hacks

Id: UfFIt25TY6A

Length: 36min 56sec (2216 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 10 2019

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[u/safetywaffles]

We need someone to calculate just how powerful Mark was before he obliterated himself. He is quite possibly the most powerful non-reality-bender in all of fiction.

[u/ZekeShadows]

What is this game