I Caused DEADLY SHARKS To EAT Senior Citizens in Just Die Already

uh yes another beautiful day in the nursing home i'm just gonna you know straight up roll out of bed yeah um this is fun can i stand up what is going on with your head grandpa i don't like it when you do this uh are you okay gonna be all right oh yeah perfectly fine everything's great can i get out the window i feel like i need to escape excuse me for a second i need to go play with the birds outside no i oh oh can i get up i'm gonna rag doll mode and then i nope that's what happens when you fall in four i just want a ragdoll out the window i want that ticket and i feel like i can escape what did that say over there kill a boomer what uh all right then what is this thing hey give me that i need this throw is this so i got an idea hey watch this trick then we'll do that uh-huh and then if i if i light can i light it on fire i just want to i just want to light this on fire a little bit just can i just oh oh no i'm on fire run away grandpa right away what do i do now i don't know how to get out this door is locked oh i should be able to unlock the door with the key and this door's got like boards over it i'm burning let's find it there there's a key in here got it i got the key let go but oh okay i made i made the door just turn off the lights because it's a good idea to do that oh look we're gonna feed the fish should we feed the fish i'm gonna feed the fish with my legs this game is so weird man there's a bear trap in there and i grabbed the bear trap i feel like it's probably a bad idea i can't grab the bear trap it's gonna trap me yeah we're not gonna do that we'll just come in here what can i find there's a trust here hello oh the chest has an axe my favorite give me that can i open this up swing it what is back here there's a door back here i need in there what's in this room what is this button it's slipped on oil stand up grandpa we got to open this thing up ow no okay run into the bathroom run into the bathroom we're electrocute oh this might not be good quick turn on the water oh it worked it worked everything's good except i'm naked now and i've got glass all over me what in the world i don't understand this game at all let's go open up this door and see what happens yes get i got it nice now we have a naked axe wielding man what is that guy why are you break dancing dude oh stop that ruckus right this instant i don't think he's gonna make it that that guy [Music] he's uh he's gotta case the dumbs all right we're gonna just go over the fence here oh grandma's gonna go see what happened to grandpa up here i promise that you guys can dance together don't disrupt the party what do we have down here don't mind me i'm just a naked old man with glass and an axe hello oh okay it works yes let me out how do i open this door oh what are you doing here what is your name oh this must be a russian game because they have a meat dispenser what is this open that door up yes please no open the door medicine available for permanent relief well i need some of that in my life give me one of these i'll take now i can eat it i'll eat it it'll work perfectly yes chug chug chug grandpa oh [Laughter] why did i turn into a pie it doesn't even make sense thankfully this nursing home is like groundhog day where you just get to turn the day over and over and over and over again if i wanted to go jump into this electrical circuit i could because it really doesn't matter and now i can go shock grandma and everyone else but i feel like there has been a way out of this place what does it tell me maybe i should try and hit another resident here and have the nurse throw me out oh i mean i don't mind if i do maybe i'll stab this person with a fork and nope that didn't work i mean i straight up straight up like stabbed everyone are you gonna throw me out nurse i'll throw you out here's part of my bloated self you can have that oh how did you get down here i thought you were locked upstairs i mean taking a nap oh another matter we're having a party for joe who just passed away what don't try to dare destroy this party by going around hurting the others opening presents destroying blues or whatever other things come to ruin our good time don't mind if i do open presents hurting people that's my favorite thing to do we will just hurt everyone i'm going to open all the presents and pop the balloons okay did i do it oh i get to light firecrackers here you can have those she's okay i promise get rekt grandpa get out of here it's not your party anymore that must be joe he's dead now wait a second that was bees why were there bees inside of the present and where is everyone swelling up hey can i can i get out now how did you get okay i i destroyed everything i opened the bees and now you're all swollen and stuff i'm gonna put this guy in the fireplace [Laughter] this is so wrong why is this game so wrong should have grandpa running around here all on fire and stuff where'd the nurse go the nurse just standing on the table you should be the one stopping this lady not me did i did i cause enough carnage ouch what happens if i taunt her she doesn't care what happens if i taunt these guys do they care don't disrupt the party i am stop this monkey business right this instant no you can't tell me what to do you're not my real mom oh she kicked me out that's sad i escaped the nursing home what a beautiful day it is outside don't let me fall down there there i'll break my hip or something can i get back in i feel like this might be a way to get back in we're going in we're going in oh yeah this is a oh never mind i just got disemboweled and i respond in the dumpster hello old man there's so many things to destroy in this world looks amazing why is that person going with a balloon wow the city center it's amazing i like it here all my friends are just laying on the street yikes free retirement and elderly care here's the question what happens if i stand right here and we we play like cluster truck i feel like i can play cluster truck or not i can just get run over [Laughter] life goal completed jaywalker it's all right i just have a broken leg i think i'm gonna try it again because it was fun hey let me go ready get set catch the car with my face oh oh my we found toys i'm gonna need this for a little while i don't even know what i'm gonna do with it these people are throwing out banana peels that's not cool i'm gonna break that and throw it so what happens if i jump on this it bounces me up i feel like i might be able to get over here does this do something cool no not really or what happens if i jump on here i fly oh i made it onto a roof and there's a ladder on this roof this is the way to climb ladders in real life you have to grab with one arm and then lift yourself up oh oh and then yep there it is um drop it i made it i made it on top of the world okay we're gonna we got hit breaking def uh hit breaking goals i did it i made it around i have no idea what i'm even doing up here why am i on why did i go cat mode oh but there's a ticket i need that i need that for the vending machine yes i did it i'm so good at this game i did something good for once in my life i didn't know they had a picture of me over there i should go check that place out and i found guns oh it might hurt oh it didn't really hurt it's time to get swole my dudes time to get okay i can't really do that can i grab these boxing gloves though that could be fun oh yeah put these bad boys on hey hey i'm gonna mess with you even though you're 14 times my size oh okay yeah boom he doesn't seem to care what happens if it knocks him out i'm gonna try that oh come on come on yeah oh elmo's knocking me out nice oh no he he did the thing life goal completed again oh no no he's coming after me he's coming after me i don't like this oh he can't swim though he was too busy working on arms to get leg day there's another ticket up there i want that oh i got it that was really stupid really easy nice look at me i'm an alligator now what happens if i grab the ducky i want the ducky i'm in the ducky i am the ducky now there are so many stupid achievements to do i don't know what she's doing but it looks like a lot of fun do it again i feel like that maybe she's just running and then she goes into like super mode oh don't worry i wonder oh that looks fun i'm going up there if i can i can just roll my corpse inside of there no oh i bought something i don't know what it does but i'm gonna drink it okay grandpa oh wait wait what why why can't i pee now probably the same reason why these people are flying [Music] uh hello hello how are you i hope you're doing well because i'm i'm i'm not [Laughter] yuck wait a second can i can i drive the car oh maybe stand up oh i i got i got grabbed the car crap go car go on second thought i don't want the car i want that thing hello i would like to borrow this for a second no oh oh okay oh that's just a that's a flesh wound right there just got a little flesh wound happening where did my body go i'm gonna just crawl in here and dispose of myself never mind i can't but baby maybe if my body parts grow back i can drive the steamroller they don't grow back body parts can confirm body parts do not grow back neither does driving skill evidently oh it does work oh it does work oh yes grandpa with the whatever this thing's called we're gonna go the opposite way of traffic just for the walls okay okay that was good [Laughter] you died trash responder wow i'm way up here now this looks fun also pretty amazing how if anything touches the steamroller it just explodes in beautiful fashion oh this thing's not nearly as exciting as i would hoped it would be but this is what old people are supposed to do right just ride trains if i become an old person ever i'm just going to ride trains for my whole life oh and then accidentally respawn in a dumpster hey come back here that was my ride we're doing it boys also there's my leg oh it just goes back and forth this is slightly more exciting than driving the steamroller now i'm just playing with traffic whoa buddy wow are they so fast wow i want to take this thing off of the tallest sweetest jump i can find oh there's one it's not very tall or sweet but i mean i can take out a car here we go grandpa going up and over oh that's a ladder we're going up that ladder also this guy's got a firearm i need that excuse me i needed that right right there oh ow maybe if i knock him out with a beach ball it'll work get me that i need that but now i found something that's literally called electric slap [Music] oh that'll work hey he just got right back up where's that cop at i need to borrow things from him for a little bit oh there's keys in here i need this give me that oh never mind we have more important things to grab give the senile grandpa a firearm and nothing bad will ever happen there's more keys i don't even know where this key goes or why why do i even have a gun maybe this guy needs it wow that is the weirdest gun animation i've ever seen in the game and it doesn't even do anything uh-oh i did something else i don't even know what it is i think i unlocked another segment to the map i just want to jump off something really tall oh also this guy's making annoying music gonna end his whole career oh he's back no he's running away quick oh do i have unlimited bullets no way yay grandpa uh oh he's gone now i almost feel bad but now i can't visit his soundcloud wait he's back ouch lady i did nothing to you you stole my gun oh just right when i could have unlocked a door that had explosives in it i had the key and everything i'm hoping it respawned i got my electro slap back and there was a second key outside here so we got that going for us it's a playground let's fill people in it okay we're going to let senile grandpa open up this thing it'll be good this is my place now boom that's a fun looking firework let's try to light this bad boy oh oh wow oh that actually hurts i wasn't expecting oh my arm that's what happens when you play with fireworks now i have to drop this so i can play with more fireworks mortar shells okay and we'll put that out here i don't know what that does is this is sparkler here you go i like your sparkler this is what i really needed if i could have two of these i would totally all right shut down for health violations interesting oh another chest what do i do with that one i don't know but i i found more stairs to climb it's a little bit hard to climb stairs when you only have one arm so what would happen if i oh there's a giant fish i really want to just light that there we go let go of it oh no hey i still have an arm i can push the button maybe oh the gate came down excuse me young man i found something over here i have to test on you i'm not exactly sure what it does but i'm looking forward to testing it and it does that and then we'll just wait for a half a second here there you go and then we'll put you right inside here and drop you that oh no no no come back here i got you i got you young man get in there get in here with a little grandpa it'll be perfectly fun no no no not me i was stuck in there am i still alive sort of sort of nope never mind oh balls there's a shark i didn't know there was a shark i just wanted to go climb on things like a cat what happens if i jump in the giant cauldron of witches brew oh i turn into which is brew it doesn't work too well this game is weird man it's real weird it's like a fever dream there's people dancing ouch what did i do to you there's this guy just dancing with his sponge cleaning the ceiling this guy's just hacking up and praying mantises that guy just those praying matches just ripped my limbs off i have no idea what's even going on but i kind of like it and then a shark comes and eats me they smell blood in the water [Laughter] gee i wonder where i got eaten by the shark at maybe it was over here where the blood stain goes what is this thing all about i want to try it can i roll in here stand up no i guess that's not supposed to be for me what is this i found a banana gun so let's see what this thing does uh if i shoot it it shoots some banana peels i'm playing mario kart oh no oh no no no oh no no balls there's a shark oh no i just had the best gun in the world oh but i found a different chest what does this have are those grenades no close enough there's gonna be two fists in these sugar daddies yeah that'll make me have to pee real good hello sir you enjoy fishing i do too oh he doesn't even care all right good news is i found my banana gun again uh it's just right down here in the water i got oh oh give me that oh sharky good news is there's my banana gun right here give me that i just need to make it over here before shark comes and gets me hey i made it i got my gun back that dude's got like four fishing poles is there an alligator in the water i need to i need to test this you stay here gun alligator oh what in the world i need that i need your fishing pole i want to catch an alligator i want a different one yeah because this is easier there you go oh no wait i caught him i'll use him as bait to catch the shark okay i actually found a school of fish over here see if i can catch him that's not nearly far enough cast and they got to powered by a shark again derpy sharky boy yikes man what do these buttons do open door oh forklift oh my can i can i go ahead and drive this i can this is nice i don't know what i'm doing with a forklift in the game but hopefully i can drive over that guy i can't he's gonna attack me though what are you doing bro what did i do to you no he's gonna try to throw me off the world don't worry i'll just run away oh no oh no who is that you go outside the map like that targets you i don't even know what i'm doing right now i'm just climbing like a grandpa cat i kind of want to go in that big sewer line over there okay we're going for it we're gonna run over this way and i'm gonna jump off the edge of this i do oh no no no i want to get up on there that's what i wanted no no no no no oh no no stop stop you don't know why you want to kill me like that i did nothing wrong okay no no no no no no no no no oh look no touch yes i want that i need it no no no no i'm gonna die good news everyone i found fish that i can catch [Music] i caught a fish i really wanted to see what was in that really super big chest i'm gonna figure out how to get back over there though we're gonna try this side again too nice made the jump made the jump there's so many cool things back here i don't even know what's back here okay scratch that there's nothing cool over here can i want to walk on the side hold on get oh no oh look guys i'm a twitch streamer now i was in a hot tub now i picked up wait what what did i just do is this what twitch streaming is like um going okay uh-huh and then i just i just floor it i just go i just full send right out of this tube um and then i can go back in that's weird oh i got a new vehicle though can the shark eat that i want to go back in there because there was a secret room all right well oh yes there's a chest in here beautiful what is this a plunger gun stupid puncher gums are done i'm looking forward to this okay there it is oh oh bad shark bad shark i'm gonna leave i don't know what i'm doing my grandpa figured out how to get out of here i'm gonna go get that card i'm this is how to win the game oh scratch that oh everything's blurred oh no i can't get my toy back so i guess that's the end of the episode hope you guys enjoyed this weird game of just die already if you did let me know down below in the comments i'll play some more if you'd want me to so keep your stick on the ice we'll catch you next time and i'd like to thank everyone who signed up on patreon including ben ellen hagen dickie james apollo bunny auto dave eagle arc whippet good seraphin x des bogger maxer zarnoff legacy jason mcfarland deegan paul longstone and raul and everyone who has clicked that join button down below to become a youtube channel member can i drive this thing no i can't time to get fed to a shark bye

Channel: Blitz

Views: 145,001

Rating: 4.9330506 out of 5

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Id: oCtn4_5qY9g

Length: 21min 8sec (1268 seconds)

Published: Thu May 13 2021