TABS MULTIPLAYER! - Baron Vs. Blitz in the BEST BATTLES EVER - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

hey baron have you ever heard of this game called the simulator of battle accurate totally no i've i've not is it new is it brand new it rocks get it because because those were rocks but they could have been larger i've yeah it's totally a new game but you know what our fans have done something quite amazing what is that they have gone into the work here um since we're kind of this is weird we're sharing your computer but i also have control of the mouse but if you go up here and if you type in baron just search baron it'll be funny and then units yep yep because i've never played but right presumably it's obvious look at that there's one here called the baron you see him yeah he's the baron parentheses bond games that's got to be me it is i see your name in here too yeah there's wait wait wait is that us combined right there our power we need to download it i'm going to download something to your computer this is kind of trippy though you have control of my mouse in this brand new game that i've never heard about and never played and we only live like 1500 miles away from each other oh but now we need if i was to totally guess how to play this game i would need to go create a faction oh my god look at that they're there wow look at all the factions that have been created for you already there's air on lieron yeah click on those bad boys okay now can we download one of for me and i've kind of done this so i already know which ones the good ones are oh wow okay great darkness darkness incarnate did you know that was my nickname in high school snick snick snack business crow he's got a cage on his head look at the bottom right one you guys that guy looks amazing he does they look like a machine gun of firework arrows do we we're gonna have to download him just for science purposes here look at this one baron it looks great it's for me i think it's got my logo on my shirt that's the landfall logo i know i know but it's supposed to be the blitz logo where am i you got so much trash in here dude what do you mean this is a totally new game oh yeah i don't have any of that okay we'll save it now look at this like buy our powers combined we'll be the ultimate tabs unit all right so we'll put this guy over here uh-huh and the blitz he's zero dollars wait wait wait wait wait do the baron blitz guy first we'll battle him against himself so who wins baron blitz or blitz baron i'm gonna i'm gonna go ahead and say me i'm gonna win he looks like baron sammy from like the james bond movies but with the grenade launchers again who's gonna have the accurate grenade they're all wiggly and wind ow completely no oh no they got a ton of hit points too he looks like a blitz bearing one no we did it we did it we won we we i've i won in lost okay so now we gotta try the king guy uh-huh and then you can are we gonna fight the king versus the king that one well that one's easily gonna win which one is that one the one the blue one the blue one's totally gonna win unless the red guy the crazy thing is what is he equipped with those are arrows in artemis bows what's in his mouth that's a party snake party snake he's the snake let's see what arrows come out of this oh he's got fireballs too oh oh i thought i thought he had a chance to win there but he had those are so fireworks arrows machine gun firework arrows he's uh he's a mobile artemis watcher not that i know what those units are because okay first time so go use the blitz one instead of the other one i have a bad feeling over here i'll do it i'll do it there now what does this guy actually have on him on the on the right side uh he looks like the dude from mortal kombat mortal but he also looks like an amish dude with the beard in there almost mortal kombat he's the homicidal combat character oh you know this guy's got fire coming out of his wrist he's gonna totally destroy using a two-headed oh those are thrown oh there's my intestinals yeah i wonder okay well uh i think it might be time to try these two and then i might have to go back to the workshop yeah and try to find the most supremely powerful baron unit this guy does look cool i mean look at look at his details he's got buddy slippers i love it he means business oh he's got the dodge wait they both fell who is uh the blitz had the dark peasant explosion too if he died because he did blew up if i knew what that was it definitely looked like it totally am i mean new players totally actually he's got weight okay we need a different map oh this map sucks because that water in the middle it's just dumb it's iced oh is it it doesn't even break oh it's got to be the most beautiful sky oh that is beautiful this game that i'm playing for the first time wow dead horses are beaten uh-huh they can keep beating that horse for the next 10 minutes best baron unit in the game that's ever not that's not gonna work more cookies but if it did hey captain sauce [Laughter] wait a second that's not cookies ultron baron that could be pretty good oh that guy looks pretty dope it could be i also saw this guy the galactus baron i like the fact it's phantasm baron too whoa he looks pretty cool yeah almost like a warhammer guy yeah like warhammer mixed with darth vader mixed with samurais right so do i get one this is from the star wars vr video hey oh there's that guy looks pretty dope i like the godzilla godzira it's actually since it's purple is this barney it's barney or reptar barn reptar was green barney's that's just showing our age right yeah hey baron i love you okay i'm done with that i'm at least eight years old um mr freeze hey blitz what kills the dinosaurs there's sub-zero look at this one i don't even know that i don't even know what that is but it looks like it's gonna kill everything look at that blitz guy with the the bowl cut this one you know surprisingly that one's it's it's really derpy i didn't play with this one oh really yeah oh i think i can i think i can use this guy versus your samurai dude that would be pretty good oh here we go the present man this is oh wow you're done oh this looks good this looks good oh beautiful like see there's my house and this is the tower that we lock you in and you have to grow the long hair so that the prince can come and save you okay i my hair isn't blonde though lay down your fair hair share share share fair hair you gotta do it i don't know all right all right well wait this one is 30 this samurai is 30. okay and this one is 70 000. this i don't know it floats too oh this is bad it just blew up this is totally accurate thirty dollars crush is seventy thousand oh that was that was awesome give me galactus fight me against glo we'll have three of these okay can three do this oh wow he has the lightnings [Laughter] what do they look like that's 30 dollars i've ever seen that dude looks cool so you want galactus oh my god not the dark peasant dark peasant hands they make everything worse he dies what is wrong with this thing oh that's awesome this is the best unit i've seen in the game okay actually out of sheer curiosity we have to see an actual oh yeah dark peasant first okay i think we just found the best unit oh he blocks him too wow and now staring at each other i love those chains on the back menacingly yeah look at how cool he looks whoa what is going on we have one of those things maybe they couldn't see each other or something yeah that that makes sense all right i see i almost got the one you think yeah no 30 bucks so 30 bucks versus infinity you tried he's not gonna be able this is gonna go forever yeah i think he's bouncing him up and down i've never seen that buddy amazing get up okay i think he's dead no he's not dead because you didn't win yet he has he hasn't lost any health oh he has it does he has he said no i think it's just a dark peasant but why is he only worth thirty dollars because of inflation maybe or maybe inflation if we if we let this go for another three hours lunch time all right i want to see galactus galactus first the present blitz oh yeah did do that left one yeah that one nope no no this one nope the one no the next one you'd think you think he's bad but look how he holds his sword look how he holds his sword he is by far the best unit ever because he's just incompetent somehow that's sort of stuck behind him a medieval dude oh wait where'd he go that's the problem he flies through victory that's right that's what makes the dark peasant hand so bad oh no they don't hit because the sword is behind them and they can't actually swing but they have like nearly unlimited hit points until they get thrown off the map yay get it okay galactus is pretty amazing okay ultron we haven't seen ultron ultron you pick him up no there are two of them okay i'll do that one there and i want to do this blitz all right you've got the camera now i see what's up i do have the camera but i can't control your keyboard so i can't zoom in or move what is what is that oh he's got a guy on his backpack no from the donkey kong bongo with with a guy with crossbows that shoes pumpkins that rides on top of him what's the green slime thing i think they're farting it oh wait fix it what is that it's coming out there okay ultron ultron sucked what was he i'm against clearly the best okay but you're doing blue versus blitz here by dude what is that green thing though i've never seen that my whole life i haven't either i've never played this game before whoa miniguns what a weird issue that is the coolest unit oh no he died battlefield crazy oh the one guy did die yeah but that's okay i've still got pumpkin things this is weird this is really weird uh oh they're gonna get him they're on to him they might do it [Laughter] oh my god oh is he flying into the air it reminds me of playing stick fight you ever heard of that game shoot yourself first in the 90s yeah me too a dos dial-up calm it doesn't make sense so that guy's pretty amazing he is a little weird wait so you're saying these guys have infinity health yeah they're they're nearly infinite health and uh that sword never hits but when it does it's like a one shot everything so oh really yeah it's a weird unit what a weird yeah so like if they do hit i just like i love that it looks like a volcano just erupted it's a pumpkin volcano and all the guys flying everywhere i think that's the stalemate thing i do think who do we have minigun guy fight uh president kind of looks like yeah he's got a shirt okay let's see how that uh plays out pumpkins away oh he died instantly fight them against each other the present bazooka is against each other president bazooka versus president bazooka i think oh oh okay so they just kind of dropped it in the two two not very great units red side i'm playing red red got the bad end of the stick on this oh that was a good hit a clan man out here against rock thrower stone guy i guess hey surprise uh oh oh snake archers oh i am so quick thanks man quick that's actually a really good hey those are us we're in the blue thing the present one it's like you're playing a slot machine yeah but also a slot machine for gladiators to fight for your own music i did it i did an entire tournament with just uh color whoa red wins oh okay so baron do you think that you and i should make a custom unit and then fight against the other person oh my goodness that that's an idea wait we don't we didn't play with barney yet godzilla versus ultron ultron is holding a straight up bomb there he caught someone like a football oh my god oh you enraged godzilla he hit himself about to say he's tommy boy brady and then he blew up himself okay new godzilla vs godzilla just to see what they do they're spawning it out in the middle of nowhere uh that's intriguing yeah i mean i would be scared of godzilla then it would enrage me and then they bite each other you're if you're godzilla would you be scared of yourself ah yeah probably probably have really bad breath too this one's turning into carbonite apparently and he's back and they probably have nearly infinite health too i think we've just found the mating ritual of godzilla's here wait a minute they had no health oh are they are they ever gonna die i'm pretty sure this is the mating ritual of godzilla's everyone always wondered like how do they make more godzilla's yeah well this we found it right here okay so now we want to make some units let's do it make up units so we'll make two each uh two each i'll make a rule here oh that's a good question i haven't thought of that far ahead um we'll make two each you go first and last and i'll do the middle two good name and then i'll make a unit that i think is gonna beat this unit and then you make a unit that all right so so we make like reasonable units right yeah just give him a normal thing oh wait that's his voice his voice sounds like a ballista his voice sounds like a ballista i want to make him arrange unit okay i haven't seen what you're doing and i wanted to have him a ballista so we'll do this oh and it's going to shoot ballista bolts out yes huh i need to learn how to spell ballista that's ballista they're smart guy hey balili istia now i think in order to make him seem intimidating he's not going to have any pants okay that that always intimidates me like if i if someone ever breaks into my house the first thing i'm doing is ripping my pants off eight pants like i'm off done and then like what are you doing why is there a crazy guy that lives here and i'll chase after him down the street my neighbors would be like oh there's blitz naked again he's not wearing his pants someone must have broken in his house it always happens i don't understand you sometimes oh the pink boots legacy boot seven legacy boots number seven like legacy bootsteven oh yeah all right so i think i think we've got it okay are you gonna change stats at all i'm gonna just change attack speed to a reasonable oh no four point twenty a four twenty okay so let's just see how oh yeah just straight zoom in there nice all right so now it's your turn okay i still can't use the keyboard okay what do you want me to type uh say baron is is poo there we go is poo yeah dotcom.com yeah perfect okay so you i have to make a guy that goes against your ballistic dude so first thing alyssa i'm gonna go i'm gonna make his unit weight higher oh i can't use the keyboard again you can you can tell me and i can put it okay i gotta give him great helmet the bucket helm some of my viewers know where this is going is this the juggernaut no this is the unstoppable object oh well there goes my ballistic ability well played so well and then if i give him the weapons now in the off hand i could give him a shield so i'll give him oh the wall let's do the fan shield oh uh huh i actually wanna i wanna put that in the off hand and i need to give him something something usable i don't know what this does but i feel glue i feel that glue hand with fan shield is gonna kill you really yeah i mean if it does i'll be surprised i need to change the color though to red just for your science purp it looks like he's got a dirt arm it does i can't see what it looks like but we're good to go we need to have the pirate barrel and feet what do we do for feet you got any uh sandals or could you monster maybe monster feet look good okay let's try this out i can't really control but oh it'll work it'll work do you think so oh yeah i know it'll work because once i grab you you're in so much trouble cause i got sticky hands for days i know you got to trust me you know this actually makes it easy because we can make a faction called battle time and all i have to do to find these two units oh see this might not work because my entire goal was to throw you off the map using the fan oh well then i really love this map we'll see i don't know he's not heavy enough wait a minute oh my god he wasn't heavy we need to increase the health yeah all right so this is the updated blitz who he's got like a butt load of head points versus he's now a whole 140 he's still he's still less money okay i guess wait a second the bliss does not be real the bliss is not supposed to do that though do it again especially with 55 okay so he doesn't fly back anymore he doesn't he just dies hmm increases hit points to a million one min okay good pretty good pretty gotta do it this [Laughter] yeah like seven years later there's no way your guy's gonna carry it up okay it lasts like nothing yeah okay so now it's it's time for unit i'm gonna make a unit and then you combat that unit should we use special powers or no like we can have one special power one special power that's not like op all right how do we do this what do we do i mean that is the question i don't know where you're gonna start we're gonna start with clothes yeah not weapons not abilities what is this gonna look like we gotta we gotta figure out how cool he's gonna look crab claws no we don't have crab there's no crab claws here fish being funny you know i kind of liked her i kind of like that like you're creating a superhero called lobster man i don't know where i'm going with this but we'll figure it out pretty soon i don't think there is a crab face but there's definitely the dinosaur face oh that could work the horse face horse face is creepy okay that's oh they're actual eyes too so now you have to pick weapons it'll be easy weapons will be super easy yeah that thing's terrifying looks kind of like you a little bit it's beautiful yeah that's it that's it open to interpretation okay we have special abilities now you have a big time advantage here cause you get to figure out what to combat me with yeah like i get to figure out what you most best do the least and then i'll encounter that we'll do mammoth charge melee specialist okay okay now now let's see what kind of weapon we give him apples i was thinking i was quite thinking of that oh we could do oh i feel like that might work boxing yeah it's too big though it doesn't fit with my claws oh wait a minute oh there was a lobster claw weapon what yeah i swear i saw it see look what does that do i don't know but we need it well that means i gotta remove my my clothes on my hands we don't need crab claws and crab claws now i'm going to increase hit points to 1500 if if crab was that's your cue that's your cue increase my hit points to 1500 you don't weight to 2.5 and attack speed at four four yeah okay these are all reasonable numbers i i just i mean that's it and you can name him crabzilla crabs i was going to call him crab daddy crab daddy butt because we got to be able to find it right you know okay so now i've got to make a unit to beat crab daddy grab slappa that's a good one see for me the most important part is probably the name yeah he's gonna have a little hammer cause you know how you go to the restaurant you gotta crack it open and the other one you could put like a little fork in it oh i like this there it is right there [Laughter] this is great okay now my special ability is if a crab is gonna like crack at you you gotta dodge it so i need a good dodge that's dodge is at the top you're doc you're charging me i need a dodge dodge is at the top isn't it here we go this sounds fair kapow all right i think i think this is reason no i just that's pretty good is there an apron there's got to be an apron in here right apron oh yeah all right i'm going to the restaurant now i need jeans because i'm wearing yes there we go uh-huh that's good they're trendy too they got the holes in them there we go oh hey there all right hit points you're at 1500 now i'm not as strong as a crab i think you should be stronger we need to be oh movement speed so you can dodge faster yeah let's go with a 6.9 okay and then damage when i crack it's got to be like a 2.32 oh just are you sure it was a 2.34 like there's a big difference there pretty yeah i'll take the two i'll take the 0.02 you're dual wielding you are one hungry boy yeah i mean you got to go out and slap those crabs and get that dinner oh it's beautiful it's beautiful probably the most op unit i've ever made okay so this is uh if you were to eat dinner on one the pirate it has to be the pirate map oh yeah cause the crabs come out of the water right whoa the tide's gone out all right so and there's one crab remaining it's dinner time in the red corner weighing 1500 points is crab [Laughter] and then we've got a very hungry boy oh he's so fast slam oh no oh oh how would you like to fight like this for every meal that you had oh my gosh yeah i mean this is how it worked back in the day you know you had to like go collect the crabs off the beach yeah bring your fork hey no that's illegal i'm actually surprised that crab cracker is is winning here without water okay i agree with that this one doesn't have any water oh you didn't [Laughter] wait crabzilla's got to be blue crab zilla's gotta be it's a blue crabzilla today oh yeah that was oh the hands though okay that's that works mutant one attack all right oh that was a good one too punch behind his head yeah oh oh i think i think crabzilla needs a little bit more weight he's a little bit light on his feet oh my word i'm genuinely shocked i was not expecting this okay so we need more weight i think the other thing is we have no idea how those crab claws are for damage they must be terrible all right what map for this this new one maybe medieval two i don't know let's go to the ancient ones or dynasty dynasty could be good oh it's got water oh i forgot about the thing in the middle though this would be interesting do you think he can make it over there [Laughter] they got a kid bad case in the dumps baron they got a case of the dumps we made the dumbest units which is actually pretty impressive he's on his feet now that's good crabzilla stays on his feet yeah he he's much stronger did you hear the mammoth call yeah the crap i mean i've totally meant the crab call [Laughter] oh my gosh he's got him in the corner this is the best you're attacking the wrong way and all those eyes you'd think you'd be able to see right no oh he punched him so hard his claws came off no wait he died that stupid hammer just cracks my shell all the time crabby boy wins the day oh right my dude that was fun tabs multiplayer if you guys want to see it again you know what to do let us know because we we can clearly make the best we are we're pretty much the best unit makers ever goodbye i'd also like to thank ben ellen hagan dickie james autodave eagle arc seraphin x des bogger maxer zarnoff noah collingwood jason mcfarland dagan paul longstone and rail as well as the rest of the patreon supporters and everyone who has joined the channel as a youtube member

Channel: Blitz

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Id: AEFELMfahH4

Length: 29min 26sec (1766 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 10 2021