I Designed This Creature To Destroy Everything in Rounds

press jump to join let's go do it buddy hey so this is that you oh that's me i forgot wait what you got a little you got a little mustache on your forehead how does this work i do man i'm just upside down hey so this is like an evolution game where we battle each other to like become the ultimate winner and we get the cards to evolve us even further it's called rounds landfall just released yes it's pretty fun let's how do you want to die that's happened you know what i you know what i'm not even gonna tell you how i wanna die i like this i bullets spawn bombs okay i'm safe but i have cold bloods what else do we get it's so sad blitz why i just it's got the meat face remote with right stick or mouse yes yes that seems like way too much skill let's be honest here okay how do i oh no oh my god oh god oh no hey i'm just gonna stay over here i'm still good at this game it's coming after me oh yeah okay this is harder than it looks oh you just got blown up i love the bombs all right all right all righty hey jay you want to catch oh god i forgot i have mixed catch oh you hit something with it oh god that actually hurts i'm hiding you can't get down here i can i can get down there i'm gonna shoot it oh god he's gonna no no no no no no no no no all right i have to get over to you because no no no no no you can't come to me oh my god man i didn't expect you to be good with this thing no no get out of here oh man how do i get in there i don't know how i get up to you wait wait wait wait here we go here we go here we go dude you're too good stop okay oh poison damage oh huge what are you getting out dazzling the old razzle dazzle steady um oh rocking scans the area for enemies you automatically shoot any enemy found what yeah you know what no that sounds fun no wait i don't know i'm just gonna have to block your shots now that's all no oh my god what did you do to me it's insane i didn't do anything all i did was right click oh i've got these wobbly blitz i've got no i'm gonna knock you down no no no no no no why are you why are you so mean dre okay taste of blood bigger bullets um healing field and then we get a shotgun vibe to your attack a homing shotgun blocking a vibe damage i kind of want that lower damage though let's do all right i i will say hold on no i'm too late i did i shall talk about it next time oh i'm gonna knock down this whole thing i'm gonna knock god down get away from me you know what radar time can't touch me oh i clicked off the screen i clicked on my screen sure you're blaming on that are you good i i moved my screen like the recording software okay i'm good of course you are oh my god i didn't even i thought i thought this was sky oh wow oh oh he blocked me ah run away did you see that jump wait what that was a good jump that was i didn't even try to do it i'm so that's how good i am oh god [Laughter] oh that's open i thought that was close ow ow you just clubbed me with blocks good dre hey catch you no no no no no jesus oh my god i don't like my gun i need a better gun oh he blocked it blocked it did you see my block i did not see your block but i'll i'll believe it i just dominated your life the shockwave oh shockwave pushes away enemies i don't know if that's good or not damage done to you is dealt over four seconds that's actually pretty good that's kind of cool wait 60 movement speed i don't want that i'm moving towards the opponent i feel like with my other buff this is a great idea no it's not yes it is all right come here buddy come on open up and there we go oh no no oh my word you just destroyed my life yes oh why are you why are you doing this to me okay okay okay i can't get oh no no no no okay okay i need to go i need to go got him i don't like you moving faster that's not fun at all i mean that's the whole point of my build let's get away oh that was dirty no i don't have a free replay badge run away wait why don't you have that little green line thing that oh there it is so it's anytime i can see you right there black line of sight come here come here no hey you killed yourself i need more hp i think i did didn't i yeah fast forward oh my word well let's keep the default trajectory that lower reload time though bullets stun the opponent thruster push the target so you're like defense build not i would like hp though but yeah i i guess you could say that but you got the block thing that's kind of cool all right i think i'm going to go for that no no no no no you can't stun me that's the old razzle dazzle yeah i'm all i'm all about the stun splits oh god i did that early oh oh i just clicked on my screen again no no i just shot myself come on man are you good i don't know if i'm good or not i'm scared yep did you hit me how did i get damaged i uh i have no idea dre i have no idea how you got hit all right well i'm up here ouch oh i got the razzle dazzle build oh there you go just fall to your death okay now i get another i get another one 200 200 percent hit points that's fun bouncy two actually really good two bullet bounces okay but i did want to say just so you know um the rarity of the cards are the colors on the sides so purples are gonna be i think a little better what about this one it's red it's it's not red it's blue this one's red oh like when you highlight it yes all right oh god here we go again this is fun i'm just going to hide down here okay you do have a hard time getting okay now you're going to go that way uh-huh oh oh drake no no no badger hey can i get for you wait all right oh the saw oh walking spot around you spawn a bunch of small bombs when you block i don't like this that seems dangerous for me though oh it does though blocking triggers another delayed block you know what i'm going for saw blade i don't like this it is saw time i just got to survive you just uh you didn't see that you didn't why didn't you just fall down run away nope nope nope oh get off my life i think you hit yourself with your bullet i did this oh i'm looking at you whoop let's get away oh yeah oh my god this is insane okay um now i get something else bullet speed damage homing homing oh dude you are you already basically have homing mysteries it kind of does combine what's this do [ __ ] do more damage um um quick shot loads more oh so the bullet flies faster that's kind of nice that'd be hard to aim though you actually would want something slower i think this is these are not actually too good for you no they're not everything this one's faster reload speed so i can just spit more out and they keep the default trajectory but you can control it so i don't think it really oh no it's too fast it's too fast it's too fast with you straight help me straight away oh god no no no no no no no no down there hey buddy how you doing good what are you going to do now how do i kill you i hate that thing so much i'm not prepared for that oh my god i thought you were going off the screen get away i need things to hide in get away from me nope nope dude if i can get close to you you're dead wait i dyed both of them explosive yeah let's see parasite is it purple's for all the beans and marbles we are four and four right now multiple bullets fired plus two bullets plus three ammo god i don't think you should pick that one this one's lifesteal though that's actually pretty cool no the question is this one the explosive bullet yeah you're really good with that aim i feel like why am i helping you just pick whatever you want i'm gonna do the explosive bullet because i feel i do want that parasite though oh god okay good thing i block right away oh no oh that's the explosive thing dude i mean i guess oh it's blocked no no no no i'll push the shot myself oh you're a danger to yourself out of here ow no you got me it's just if i can get in range you are dead all right two game blitz that was close i demanded rematch oh oh he's gonna die should we just fight here yeah no we killed each other well that was pretty even we had full offense first that was a good fight it was good blizzard versus dre here we go let's go all right round two okay what are we gonna get this one target bounce bullets aim for visible targets when bouncing that's kind of fun if i could find a bounce upgrade that'd be really cool yeah you know what i'm going to hope i get a bounce upgrade that's good for me empower blocking increases your damage bouncy there's that's what i need give me that no i want it my my god of course you're going to do the same thing as me always copying me okay that's kind of weird no oh wow oh oh i'm almost dead oh this is not good i think i might have hit myself i don't know i think that yeah you're pretty good there you don't hurt yourself with the balances it's about bro come on bro come on oh i blocked it come on what the heck i forgot you can block ow you should have blocked that i don't know i forgot oh hey let's just break everything yeah just don't break me oh god don't break me yes yes yes that was the worst oh no plus two bullet bounces but they lose their speed it doesn't matter you're going for a bounce build right i know i'm i'm i'm just looking at what i got okay i don't like it let's do it what did you what did your first one do basically when i do this it heads towards you it doesn't bounce that oh my god i shot your bullet yeah no oh oh that would hit me the bounce machine oh my god where did that come from it was your shot you just killed yourself yeah oh my god the wobblies yeah oh whoa whoa oh my god oh god oh yes my plan worked i survived i did the thing where i won oh my god um come on made bullet speed that might make sense yeah faster bullet speed would be good because you you're losing speed yeah let's do it i don't like this i just like eating out oh oh my word did that go back and hit you yeah like the homemade bounce pain yes oh god this ow i just hurt myself right i basically have them oh you see that i blocked out blood the homing bounce is so tricky it's so good explosive ricochet blitz can you just give me that no dazzle uh-huh didn't grow bullets get damaged traveling over time fast forward faster more speedy i mean if you want speed bullets go ahead you gotta go fast i gotta go scared oh this is not a good idea ow now this bounce thing's a little overpowered oh that's me though it is did you see that oh no no this is ow put oh my word okay good i get an upgrade i get an upgrade healing field buckshot adds a shotgun vibe i'm doing it we're going a shotgun dude shotgun you're gonna have to get nice and close to me no i'm not i'm just gonna have to tip everything over oh no no huh okay maybe the shotgun doesn't work because it gets rid of all of my bouts yeah that didn't work out for you oh i just totally shot myself in the foot i don't like wow i have one mad somehow i don't want to talk about it uh oh my god oh no mayhem more bullet bounces i don't like this god oh my god blitz i am sorry no no no no no ah look at it look at him go down there he's his own worst enemy joe ronamo oh my word that was nasty i gotta do what you didn't feel like this is like botting it's just i all i have to do is shoot and just hit you oh get away the reload is ridiculous yeah no nope nope i just gotta block everything i have no range i have no that's a shotgun plant i didn't know that bouncy i have shield charge charge burst more bullets we're going we're going huge you're going for the tank build all right cool cool i mean i gotta get close to you let's reload nice what the heck he shooted himself he's his own worst enemy all i gotta do is just stay away from him no let's help me i don't want to help you you're doing a good job helping yourself hey look he ran out of his way please get away oh my god i know right nope nope nope hey it'll be funny if you kill yourself shoot shoot me real hard oh i clicked oh you got me i did scavenger this saw whoa demonic pact 10 hp removes what oh my god should i do it i don't know man that's that's dangerous you'll kill yourself i'm doing it i'm doing it oh great get ready just i'm just gonna block i'm almost dead i almost died you need the tank bills for that oh i'm gonna kill myself yeah you are so [ __ ] nope i was supposed to back combined shockwave blocking pushes enemies away i just want to say once again we're 4v4 more hit points oh my god stop i can't survive this ah that's the plan i don't want you to survive the plan is working i don't even need to shoot i'm going for the pacific what do i do i know what you would do just ow nope ah no i hate myself again okay best out of three my dude best out of three [Music] okay please give me something good uh oh spawns a field that pulls enemies and stuns after a while no i think that's what i like about it that's gonna go for this one there's so many weird things yeah and you can combine them and have like crazy builds steal hit points from your opponent when near i like that quick shot pulling you in you shouldn't be able to see my my build you're going to pull me in and i'm just going to you know i tell you oh what is that around you is that the pull that's my life stealing aura oh what was that was that me that was the that was the supernova yes yes it was insane did not expect i am not liking this build so far ow forgot you hit the ceiling but it hurts oh okay so it's a delay i'm getting the hang of it just come on let's stay safe oh my god i do like no damage though i mean we do have the default and everything how did i take damage hey oh dude i feel like a nuke this is great nope wow oh my god wow though okay leech did i just do a lifesteal build i mean you already have one it may probably would make sense maybe it's a slower damage reach though more hit points or oh this one's life steal and more hit points yes tater tots was that bears what's in here blitz was bearing here i think that was barrett saying tater tot i didn't even hear him i always killed myself what hey hey dre hey dre okay hey give me your life i like that ah no yeah yeah just baron get out of here you're not supposed to be watching what i want to be watching it but i can't come here buddy come here nope that's a fight for him you're not taking any damage i know because i got more hit points hey straight why did it just is impossible i'm running away you can't run i'm gonna touch you yes how do you like that oh no i mean fight work you just heal right away this is i like this build this is not i like this one uh how do i deal with this poison uh i don't know or should i a huge amount of hit point i mean not a huge amount of hit points we don't want that bullets deal damage over three seconds more damage reload speed yeah you know what no that was a bad choice that was really bad it might have been bad but i feel like it was good keep oh wow you poisoned me let me just like absorb your life dude i just come here come here drink i just want to snuggle do you like snuggling this is like david and goliath like it's not though because i'm just eating you oh thank you for all of your life i didn't mean to do that [Laughter] oh you do the buckshot that's great one i promise yeah i i totally believe you there's nothing really good here yeah i'm doing it oh hi hi blitz how are you okay oh my god dude you're come impossible get away from me ow ow hey now yes okay i can kill him so i can't just troll you to death anymore no you can't my poison was a was the right idea oh okay okay so i i'm realizing what would i have to do now yeah you gotta just not stand there and get the way out of there oh yes there you go you just healed right away like what i need to use my ultimate first but i can't survive you nope oh wait no wait no no no no no i've been counting playing this game wait don't don't shoot don't shoot let's just see what happens [Laughter] we've done it we've won okay i helped you thanks welcome now my only objective is just to kill you now oh oh you're gonna probably do that then help me oh how did i die yes oh the joke was on the roof oh i jumped into the roof or was it the poison i'm pretty sure hey wait how did you heal that up already what are you doing because i i have lifesteal too no but you're not close to me ow and i don't care oh it hurts so bad no yes no you were making fun real ammo drills through the walls brawler that's actually pretty cool 200 hit points after doing damage echo or more hit points i like that yeah i'm gonna do that one more hit points we're going we're going on this this is gonna be the longest round ever nope nope badger yeah no eat your hit points oh my word oh this is not good it's my plant is bad was the answer i'm just gonna hide now are you scared i am scared i got the skirts in my legs oh i love that i move everything oh wow you have the high ground i do have the high ground anakin i just gotta hit you with my ultimate come here nope nope nope nope come on yes run away yes no oh my god oh my god okay i need damage wait lower block more though oh no no you can't have that that's my upgrade sneaky bullets avoid the ground or dazzle yes blocking more hit points oh my god just get to have so much hp nope get over here ow yes poison him and then stay away oh i hit the ceiling again yes you did give me your help you got to stay away so you don't steal my health yes there you go oh no oh poison buddy i've got still the default gun here yeah i'll i've actually no i have double shot don't i voicing him kill that big beeping brother nope i gotta hug you it's hugging time yeah do you like hugs they wasted hug time tinky boy piggy boy for the hugs that was really good that's okay once again it's a really close game i gotta figure out how to deal with this i like how we're countering each other by just like doing the same thing to the other person pretty much oh actually no no should i go for defense or offense blitz i know what i would do i know what i would go for defense no that's what i would have done now you're just gonna be like a shotgun of death here yeah pretty much oh no what are you doing blitz come on man it's you too stay away yeah i i will gladly stay away do you like my bunny hopping yeah that was pretty good oh my word yeah that's right gonna wait out of your dress just stay over there stay over there but okay i got this half and half i just need to win one more come on oh my no what am i doing hi hi oh god okay oh my god let's what do we do what are we gonna do oh it's easy what we're gonna do because i'm the victor whoa you ruined the whole map at the end i didn't ruin anything except your life and that's it look at his bouts it's so cute oh you're lucky there's a delay and you know what the best part is i had the default the whole time the default gun the whole time yeah but you just had so much hp it worked it worked and worked out good game yep thanks bud and i'd like to thank everyone who signed up on patreon including ben ellen hagan dickie james apollo bunny auto dave eagle arc whippet good 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Channel: Blitz

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Keywords: blitz, rounds, rounds game, rounds gameplay, evolution, evolution game

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Length: 27min 12sec (1632 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 04 2021