I Used NUCLEAR BOMBS To CRASH The ECONOMY in Hydroneer

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oh hey everybody i'm blitz welcome back to a game called hydroneer there's a new button on the map do you see it right here called creative mode there's also this one that resets the creative mode and it allows us to go do very interesting and fun things like shoplifting for free also there's this button creative wand it just makes me like spot things oh yes this will be very satisfying there's also this thing which is called the gravity tool where we can grab something and then just yeet it into space ah yeah like creating this beautiful levitating ufo [Laughter] oh my now i'm not exactly sure what i'm gonna do in this video you guys probably know more than i do since you already saw the thumbnail in the title and that's very satisfying that would be so deadly if someone here was with me to play with me but i don't even have legs so we might as well do what we do best try to break the truck by dropping it into weird structures and then driving it somehow so there's one thing the first thing you always think of when you want something for free yes you're like oh i'm gonna come up here to hobson's powerhouse because they have straight up nuclear bombs for sale and by sale i mean since it's creative mode it's just it's just mine yep bp if i'm a jeep oh there's the easier path to go down let's do that real quick yes gently drive through here little truck nothing bad will ever happen to you oh well this is gonna be bad oh never mind i think we we got stuck in a cemetery that's fitting you know we could just normally carry it there but something about spotting it every about four feet all the way to my new base sounds like a better idea we'll just bring a few of them right over in here into the truck depot and then break out the trusty rusty auto clicker to spawn in a whole bunch of them that should be a satisfying number of nukes so many that i'm actually stuck in them and they're also spewed all across the world in satisfyingly different directions so i'll just bring my friends all the way with me back to the claim and then i'll recognize that as the wrong claim because i took a wrong turn over here so we'll bring him on a nice stroll through the forest all the way to the other claim where i'll break out the auto clicker and have a bunch more fun for the next 10 minutes not exactly sure if this is enough nukes but i think it might work for maybe a first round also they're just being thrown everywhere look at that one go oh that's satisfying there's just nukes literally spread everywhere on this map and i didn't even place most of them down manually they just decided to show up there much like children showing up at my house on halloween asking for free candy why doesn't a kid ever show up in my house in like june and be like hey give me 20 bucks and i'll mow your lawn that would be a much better deal than showing up and saying hey give me free candy or else i'm going to throw eggs at your house later tonight oh halloween 2018 you didn't disappoint one bit at least i got free omelets so now the question is which nuke gets to be selected as the first explosion i guess it's you because you were the one i chose and oh boy this is you know what let's uh let's do one of those real quick we'll just save the game because more than likely it's gonna crash oh balls that was satisfying my ears thank me oh yes wow the world has ended it it wasn't me this time i promise i didn't do it what is going on yeah there it goes oh oh yeah that's nice oh it didn't go this way what it didn't go through my forced adventure why are there so many nukes left so second attempt oh yeah yeah yeah yeah okay just running through the nukes wait it didn't go back to town again these nukes have terrible chain reaction properties but they still look really cool we also didn't hit the water at the bottom of this map so i guess it's time to spawn a bunch more in it's always a good sign when your computer mostly freezes and the sound effects coming from it sound like things are breaking oh yeah it's quite leggy too that's really good although it doesn't really look like that many nukes i think it'll still be an explosive adventure i just need to go through the slides of this powerpoint presentation all the way back to buy another switch i also use that term buy a little bit loosely i totally mean shoplift and we'll do the thing where we save the game again because it might crash and then we'll go boop oh yes oh no i mean we did it i hear explosions screenshot oh we're doing it everything's everything's working am i alive i'm alive i'm somehow i am alive and we still didn't make it down to the water oh yay nuclear blast i think this is the remnants of my magic wand i don't know where it went something satisfying about little tiny piles of nukes going boom boom oh i hear water now yay i have finally done it that is satisfying burning levels of fallout oh yes let me in there so i can splash and play so why don't we try this long one again kind of hopefully it works oh yeah it's working it's kind of working i can't see anything oh yes we have lots more explosions things are still exploding oh it went that way wait is that the way it's supposed to go i don't even know what's right and left anymore we just have nukes going everywhere oh no the world's exploding and the game's like ah there's too many of them oh there's the fire the fire is coming and it looks like we did blow up the village but evidently it's new proof that sucks oh maybe not yay science so i just need to steal a few items thank you game for legging out like that i need you and we need one of you and one of you let's throw in one of these things and some pipes and some conveyors because we have magic to create it's got to magically traverse our way through the leftover nukes that were here and then fall down deep into the hole that was nice and after a brief bit of hocus pocus we'll have a very nice machine so using my infinite big brain skills i just recognized that i bought the wrong sort of power i mentioned by buy i mean i totally shoplifted it i need to buy power junk rather than regular junk reactor there we go we have powered magnets we have batteries and trash there's elbows straight lines yes i need all no shut up i need this the game's like hi you want to steal it i'm like yes yes i'm going to thank you very much there's also something called a destroyer which is kind of cool i don't think i need anything else so i'm just going to shoplift that so then i'm going to go off-roading through the forest that's filled with miscellaneous nuclear bombs hopefully none of them explode it's fine they're they're uh they were duds all of them yeah unstuck perfect i made it and our little machine is i mean it's pretty little i could have been bigger but i don't know i'm kind of lazy being a little bit lazy right now so we're gonna have to do a do best and that is deleting things and that means delete a lot of things okay well here it is uh got a little bit a little bit larger than i thought it would but i mean when you have creative mode you just kind of create right so what happens is that it goes through here hopefully i mean this is theoretical i haven't actually turned it on yet and it looks like i am missing some parts but you turn it on all of these things work they grind up they go into here and then i go put a little to the top where i'm gonna make lots and lots of large stocks we use nukes to make lots of money oh did you see that jump that was satisfying all right so i just need to hook this up and then throw in a little water to here not to there to here and oh yeah we don't have any we don't have any shards in there how do i get shards how do i get shards i get shards from sharding which needs a which means i need to grab my shovel which means i need to grab my shovel throw the dirt in the bucket take this dirt throw it down and then scoopy scoopy scrapey scrapey that was one chunk of gold that is not what i'm looking for maybe one of these times i'm gonna give myself a big shiny blue shard out of here and tada shard no it's not a shark this is annoying so so annoying this is annoying so so annoying she liked my song i just made it up it also gave me a big brain idea i know they don't come around very much but that was so fun i wonder if i can use the magic wand to get free or because i mean if i can duplicate oh is that what we're looking for hey hey you ha a shard if i can duplicate that stuff means i'm going to be a multi-bajillionaire and i don't even have to do anything okay close it up please work it's working it's working like a young anakin skywalker all right if i turn you fellas on oh it's grinding it's it's grinding my gears okay if you're gonna work i could work i wonder how far this actually goes oh it's so slow okay i need to you know what let's shut it off i gotta turn everything on i also want to make sure we have power all the way up here it looks like we do yeah it's all powered up that's awesome all right so we'll switch these on it does look like we do have power and they are working so that's awesome we'll just turn on all of these goliaths and then cross our fingers to make sure we actually hooked everything up correctly that is rolling money is rolling down that's cool let's run over here real quick okay we got pebbles coming in pebbles are going to start going up yes on both sides are these things on oh they're on yes yes it's making infinite money drop down oh it's beautiful it's beautiful so many money is coming out of it i just hope it's this constantly for the next like hour and then that gigantic scree of money going up there it's going to make us fabulously rich things are flying everywhere i love it i better put it i better put a thingy on the outside i don't know what it's called but a thingy where we can block stuff like a fence that's the one i'm looking for oh yes so much money all right if i just do this like a whole buttload of times we can just make an infinite stack of these things all the way to the moon we're gonna get diamond hands so we need to build up a big shard of shiny stuff and no joke this is this is literally like four minutes and we already have this much stuff but it keeps running out of power so i'm gonna try it i don't know if it'll work but i'm gonna try to duplicate that oh balls we're gonna be rich because i can just duplicate all the money in the world oh dirty mcgirty yes so if i just put this bar in we will never run out of power because i kind of glitched the system and magic nice it's working we have so much money coming in now now i think if my brain is large which i i can't prove that either way if i start this with gold and then just move that right into here um right there somewhere else in this general location oh yeah maybe it'll eventually start melting i don't know what's happening oh i hear noises oh my word there is so much going on i can't keep up with it there's so much gold going in i mean it's it's kind of oh yeah we got it we got it sort of oh ball okay ready and then that one is that where i'm supposed to have this at okay so are they are they flushing properly no they're not that's okay and uh there it is it was almost buried under there so now that a gigantic pile of money is flashing before my eyes i really need to get in here and try to get my my thingy back um i don't know where it is i need it though for uh for i mean i gotta pay for my kids college oh something just fused in there did you hear that i don't think this is gonna work very well so i probably just need to shoplift another one you know i just realized i mean i recognized it beforehand but the giant pile of money is just humorous the better thing is that i can straight up duplicate it so i take this little amount of money and i flip it out then i take this thing and duplicate the gold bar then i put this in here and this is here and then i flip it then i accidentally grab a floor tile but i'm incompetent oh there we go oh how do i get this flat again okay thank you let me duplicate that and then i make another one and i click on the thing and i do this and every single time i do this my money doubles and pretty soon a one million dollar bar oh did i just oh oh oh dirty mcgirty i didn't even think of this through this was accidental hey bud can you belt thank you it feels like such a waste because that pile of money is so funny but then if i just click this button it's like hey we just made a hundred thousand dollars i just love driving over that hill and seeing the gigantic pile of money oh oh the money is backing up that's actually kind of neat also the game crash so that's also not kind of neat but kind of neat in the same vein so i need this wait a second i already bought one hold up my brain's broken right now i don't need that i need this though totally have to make sure we don't lose their magic pokey stick and since it's creative mode we have to fix everything just kidding that's just a really annoying feature in the game just kind of want to see what happens if i poke this with a magical boomi stick oh that's not actually that bad okay i thought the game was going to crash but whoa that was cool that was amazing oh yeah the game does not like oh my computer's crying okay i need to get i need to get a real big oh balls this is bad ready get set big scoop oh yeah oh look at that pulse oh that was not good huh even the characters like what the crap are you doing man that's really annoying oh this was bad idea this was really not a great plan oh the game's crying quick save the game and fingers crossed that it's working properly it is very good for us now the real question is how much is this bar of gold worth and if it's a million that's too little it's worth 159 bucks for real game you're gonna do that we're gonna do that right now 159 dollars it might just scoop up a handful of this and just throw it in the old machine right here glurp didn't really work as i wanted it to but at this point i don't really care because i'm creating a super metal yes get in there my precious and now that 159 dollar bar of soap is oh yeah 3400 so if i take this oh my word is it laggy can i start cloning it oh that didn't work and as i was saying i start cloning it that three thousand dollar bar of soap turns into a much bigger bar of soap 120 000 and we break out the trusty rusty auto clicker we only get 589 000 so it's time to duplicate even more which turns into oh negative numbers okay i want my negative numbers to become bigger negative numbers until the game is exactly like ah bro it's broken so we'll click on there that was a nice satisfying drop in i'm really just curious what happens when you keep breaking the game like this that's that's the maximum or what's that bottom number say is that the weight one five three eight nine eight and it just keeps going and going and going so evidently my game's like dude please stop making big numbers go negative because well it's it's constantly crashing now uh also we have this might be one of the reasons why it's crashing mount uh moana hakalooki that's what i'm gonna name it all right and then everyone down oh there oh yes oh look at look at everything just flying everywhere oh no oh that's the wrong button oh no no no no no no no back back in back in you got this you know that's the wrong button again okay okay okay and then and then just yeah there it is we're sending those you know what i had a really bad idea that i should drop a nuke in here and make it go boomy we're gonna drop a nuke in there go boom after i make like a billion a bunch million dollars okay how much is this one again so i place that on the ground and i go and then every time i do it it makes the money go even bigger which is obvious because i probably have shown four minutes of me doing this oh balls i just wonder if like that is the maximum i can make would you why are you backwards now game no no we have we have two million pounds of gold don't worry i lifted today it was leg day oh ah it was leg day i have lifted bro i really wonder what two million pounds of gold in real life is because the money is totally broken i also want to just find a little tiny gem somewhere there there we go i found a little tiny gem and then i'll come over here and go pop okay and then if i did i buy an ant didn't i didn't buy an anvil are you kidding me right now we'll slap that down and then we'll try to find the ring i'm gonna make a ring it sounds like a good idea okay we have to do this it has to be hot though so i'm gonna move this over here and then we have our beautiful little gemstone they add like zero money so we're gonna put that like i'm gonna try to just like right there okay get the ring now this should come out super hot super no no no get in get in the oh my word it's so leggy get in the hole and then go boop and then go poop and then go right on here and then grab the hammer oh oh i can't i can't with the leg give me the hammer give me the hammer i'm getting the hammer and packer i have to be faster but it's hard with two fps okay on there and then drop it like it's hot don't worry it only weighs a million pounds and oh you're kidding me stop this would you stop being you're being annoying right now i'm trying to make a video no that was not the right button it's always fun and games until you drop a 2 million pound block of gold on the ground uh-huh tell me again how you want to be there thank you all right maybe if i move you right here maybe accidentally it'll fall right on top on purpose i probably could have gone to the grocery store and bought another furnace before this works but i can place it on here then i can grab the hammer and bingo really game not like this why do you do this to me today it's getting even more slideshowy this is amazing get in there quick get cooked a gigantic 10 foot tall pile of money all right you good now you good not really i can't move drop it like it no no no no no no no okay where's the blacksmith hammer there it is oh we're gonna make the most expensive and speckless necklace ever really i didn't even make it i didn't even make a necklace i just made an armband oh that is stupid i'm gonna put it right there uh-huh and then we're gonna play with these things i love how the game just doesn't know what's going on right now don't worry you'll find out very soon and we'll hook up the button right here and then then i'm gonna click it this is really a bad idea but i'm perfect at bad ideas here we go i should have saved it i should have saved it before i blew it up oh no my poor game is it gonna work um whoops as one might expect ah game game kind of whoa [Applause] it came out of it somehow what just happened okay i mean i'm alive sort of this might have this might have made everything even more worser um i don't i don't have any idea what's happening welcome to microsoft windows slideshow explorer 2021 where i'm hopefully going to go back to the main menu and everything will be better when i load the game it's loading oh where did all the money go wait that's most of it except we just have a nice like nuke sized chunk taken out of it and it filled in with all of the little shards of happiness down below oh my word look at all of that so let's see how much this little necklace thing makes it in the grocery store i'm gonna put that down oh i see large numbers oh oh oh negative what is that we have the the hundreds and then the negative ten million seven hundred and thirty seven thousand four hundred and eighteen dollars i don't know how that works but oh no i don't have anything for it makes me sad so that's the end of the video thanks for watching keep your stick on the ice bye i'd also like to thank all of the channel members and patreon supporters including alan h apollo bunny out of dave ben dickie j teddy epis desby eagle arc maxer whippet good baron fox zarnov 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Length: 21min 44sec (1304 seconds)
Published: Wed Nov 17 2021
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