I Built An X-ray Machine and People Are Mad

this video is for entertainment purposes only it is not a call to action do not engage with or harass anyone who is featured in this video stop being mean to me stop being mean to me this is you and this is me and if you keep being mean to me [Music] stop being mean to me I know that I look like a fighter but let me tell you right now I'll be the first to admit that I am not a fighter I have always avoided throwing punches because I know that if I do get in a fight I will probably kill the other person what I actually am is a man of science and as you probably already know from my last video I built an x-ray machine in my garage this is my magnum opus using parts that I bought on eBay the most dangerous Contraption I have ever built and oh boy people are mad at me like this guy right here I realized five minutes into this that I just wanted to see him perish due to electricity but if it's uploaded then he definitely didn't die I now no longer wish to continue watching why would you come into a video wishing to see somebody die that's disgusting I can see morbid curiosity but actively hoping that somebody is going to die in front of your eyes I love making YouTube videos this is like the greatest job ever because of you guys I get to make interesting stuff and show it to you and you enjoy it and like that's what I like doing I also hate it because of you guys he has degrees and he's using a flathead shovel to dig bro next time you want to dig a hole don't use a flat spade shovel you ain't digging a grave with that shovel this man can build an x-ray machine but try digging a hole with the shovel you need a spade wrong type of shovel to dig dirt he has an engineering degree but uses the wrong shovel this is really trying to dig a hole with a square two degrees and dig for the two engineering degrees and you use a square head shelf why is an engineering individuals buddy should I keep going no you're using the wrong shovel it's the only shovel I have and the joke was I was digging a hole I wasn't actually trying to dig a hole I just don't dig a lot of holes and so I don't have the right shovel you know what will this make you happy would it would it make you happy if I went to the store I got a question all right all right um I need a shovel for digging holes I got bullied on the internet for using the wrong shovel what shovel should I use for for digging holes uh either this one or that one something with a pointy end yes don't pay 30 if you're not going to use it over and over again perfect only thirteen dollars for a shovel will never use they think this stuff is scary I think this is scary they should see the comment section of my YouTube channel you guys are oh uh could I get uh an ice cream cone you guys are bullies I hope you know that the summit and I think I know why because everybody wants to participate in a conversation the issue is a handful of you don't understand her once again I think some people just want to be perceived as smart they want to be perceived as smarter than everybody else you don't have to be smart to participate in a conversation and you don't have to like rag on somebody else it's really easy to provide constructive feedback and not be a total dick about it like the guy at Home Depot when I asked him what kind of shovel I should use I'm getting a car wash right now and uh he he told me he helped me figure it out instead of being demeaning about it like if you're gonna tell me that I'm using the wrong shovel why you gotta include the fact that oh I've got two engineering degrees you sound like my father asking me oh why can't you fix this part on a car you're a mechanical engineer a mechanical engineer designs cars an automotive mechanic repairs cars it's not the same thing it looks like I've been pulled over [Music] foreign [Music] if you don't have anything nice to say nothing at all you understand we've barely scratched the surface of our feces flavored scratch and sniff sticker really stupid comments I need you make an indicator of how radiation you get for every second you turn that machine I mean if in one hour you get the maximum of sun a year you could be death faster if in the month you turn on more than five hours [Music] you didn't have to put your hand in it you could have used a rodent I got I guess I could have used the rodent making an x-ray machine doesn't even occur to just buy ice cream and cones and save five dollars and a trip to whatever fast food quality sauce I can't I can't escape people are judging me for buying an ice cream cone bro where do you get your shirts that's all I got from this video wow Jared I literally promoted it in the video but since you asked I'll promote it again catwarehouse.com the finest Cat shirts that money can buy calwarehouse.com every garment is made by an enslaved cat I was watching this until I saw his rainbow flip-flops and then it was time to go do you think I'm gay really stupid political comments this seems like an easy video for people to latch on and promote their Progressive politics they see I was charged 70k at the hospital so I built my own X-ray and some earnestly believe the only service they were provided at the hospital was a ridiculously priced x-ray highly doubtful I don't understand how people even begin to justify the fact that the number seventy thousand dollars appeared that number should never be there like I went to the hospital because I had appendicitis they gave me painkillers a CT scan antibiotics and two nights in a hospital bed where they were monitoring my blood I did not need surgery because we caught it early enough and the antibiotics was able to smack it down how does that cost seventy thousand dollars also what do you mean Progressive politics are you conservative politics is Big prices you're an idiot it should cost what it costs armchair Engineers the vast majority of comments are from armchair engine years one of the worst variety of commenters on the Internet safety measures are below zero I bet it's even illegal of course an airplane exposes you to a higher dose but that doesn't mean that people should play with these things at home if it's less dangerous than getting on an airplane what's the justification for not playing with this the x-rays aren't the dangerous part it's having no respect for high volts all these comments they're already contradicting each other you can't all be right like what's dangerous the XRS are the high voltage even the comments themselves can't agree I know the right thing to do is to just not read the comments but it's frustrating because I like interacting with you guys this is why I started doing YouTube everything is dangerous smoking cigarettes is dangerous driving cars is dangerous being fat is dangerous let that electricity Arc through your chest and you'll be extremely lucky to have it started again quick enough to not have brain damage but it's more likely you'll just die are you speaking from personal experience because it sounds like you do have brain damage and now that you've been informed officially oh thank God the god of knowledge has bestowed upon us the sacred electrical texts Michael you're stupid I deal with x-ray sale and service systems a lot in Australia you are playing with fire no Richard I'm playing with x-rays why am I even wasting my time with these comments I uh CT scans are with magnets no MRIs magnetic resonance imaging is with magnets we're starting to scratch the sticker a little harder and it's starting to smell more and more like poop I would never marry a woman that couldn't cook yes I can cook and I'm quite good okay thank you for sharing conspiracy theorists I believe the images are fake everything else is real but he probably couldn't get the machine to work so he put photoshopped images in there the X-ray attenuation on the phosphor plate doesn't resemble any normal x-ray nor does it mirror any physics of x-rays why would I fake it if I could make x-rays capturing the images the easy part here's another one x-rays don't make visible light this is a hoax coming from an industrial x-ray technician because I replied is this a joke I captured this X-ray on a DSLR camera my guy you are the joke what what did I do to deserve this abuse you're remarkably ballsy and nicely done bit that's the part that gives it away you need film or a digital plate you lose do you know what a digital plate is it's an intensifying screen with a digital sensor under it and even if you use film you can still use intensifier screens that's the whole point is you can reduce the dosage and he replied that that's not what intensifier screens do period laughs I would love to talk to one of these trolls in real life you know like what do they look like are they green do they smell bad do they live under a bridge do they have a long nose do they have pointy ears wait that was a goblin I think I was just describing a goblin this guy's kind of a jerk and he's wrong he's just flat out wrong he has no idea what he's talking about but he's saying it so confidently he even replied to other people safety nerd here the high voltage Supply is way more dangerous than the x-rays and your qualification to make that assertion is so I think we should figure out if Evan has the necessary qualifications to make his assertions because I have a feeling that he doesn't LinkedIn results I am a welder with some non-destructive testing experience and certifications he doesn't say anything about having radiation certification I created a profile for a woman named Catherine and uploaded an AI generated headshot from this persondisnotexist.com and sent Evan a job offer for a TV pilot production he accepted the request almost immediately and we set up a phone call foreign hi my name's Jeff I'm I'm working with Catherine on this pilot production hi there how you doing Jeff do you want to tell me a little bit about what you do yeah yes we have been working in power plants doing uh uh like x-ray oh x-rays yeah is that something that you're you're certified and trained to do you know is shielded from X-ray and inside of that too there's a visual radioactive pellet uh you you crank out that pill is what we call it it's a little radioactive tell do you have time to set up a video call maybe tomorrow sure this is why I don't understand like he sounds like a totally normal dude so why is he being a total jacket on the internet like this is embarrassing this is like a normal guy with a real job who goes home at night and leaves like troll comments online it would almost be better if he was actually a jerk on the phone they instantly get on a keyboard they become a warrior you lose damn it I have good news and I have bad news the bad news is that Evan figured out that it's me the good news is he figured out it was me after signing all the agreements so we have permission to use whatever we want I really want to talk to Evan but now that he knows it's me he doesn't want to talk to me he said he won't do a video call now please leave me a mess hey Evan uh this is William I want to make you a deal if you agree to a video call where we can talk for like five minutes I'll pay you 200 bucks and remove you your likeness completely from the video give me a call back excited to hear from you I'll talk later see you Evan this makes me feel kind of like a jerk but then I go and read the comment that Evan left and I feel like it's totally validated he calls me a fake and a loser he says it's a hoax you know what Evan I don't feel bad I don't feel bad I don't feel bad we're calling someone up for their crappy Behavior why should I feel bad I'm making you a deal I'm making you a really good deal as smart as you think you are you're definitely not smart enough to research a contract before you sign it and send it back don't be a jerk don't teach people things you don't actually know anything about and read contracts before you sign them all right he's calling hello email that to me in writing before we have any further conversation you have yourself a deal talk to you soon yes yes yes yes yes yes come here come here come here we're gonna celebrate right now come here little we did it we did it we did it we did it we did it we did it we did it we did it uh I'll send them an email I have bad news Evan has not replied I even sent him five dollars on venmo but he keeps ignoring me but you know who won't ignore you when you send them money the sponsor of today's video in the last video caretaker told us about how she used to make bean tacos before she learned how to cook this video we're going Taco eat taco Mano imano sponsored by hellofresh are you ready caretaker you look like a professional right now how do you feel my name Chef her name's Chef you're cooking Bean tacos and I'm cooking hello fresh tacos this is chicken fajita tacos hello fresh is a meal delivery service where all the ingredients come pre-measured straight to your 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I am heat chicken fajita tacos versus bean taco [Music] going in for the bean taco [Music] I think I prefer the chicken fajitas it's not bad it's just a lot of beans go to hellofresh.com and use my code William osmond14 to get 14 free meals because you get to choose what you want you never get I've never had anything I didn't like my name's Jeff

Channel: William Osman

Views: 3,082,931

Keywords: laser cutter, william osman, crappy science, peter sripol, simone giertz, allen pan, colin furze, thehacksmith, michael reeves

Id: WDhr5E50Nds

Length: 16min 12sec (972 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 24 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/dysphoriurn]

Straight up thought he was going to sand the spade down to look like the original square shovel and lost my mind laughing.

This was a good reminder that if you’re gonna talk shit on the internet, it’s probably not the brightest idea to do it using your first and last name right next to it. And to not spew information you know nothing about. And to read contracts before you sign them.

lol rip Shrek

[u/Munch-Squad]

This was a wild ride.

[u/PurpleWaterTower]

Big Willie unhinged today

[u/temopgonzalez]

I love how many comments roast him for not using a spade.

[u/Nykcul]

Apparently Evan is getting comments on his Instagram from harassers.

I wish William had done more to hide the guy's identity. A disclaimer to not bother commenters featured isn't going to dissuade morons who have nothing better to do.

Edit: Apparently he commented on the video about this and William pinned it. The comment has since been deleted and I believe Evan is deleting the comments on his insta, based on the mismatch between the comment count and visible comments.

I hope he privates his account for a few days until this blows over.

[u/HoardHorde]

Two wrongs don't make a right. The commenter was shitty but to go out of your way to find this guy, manipulate him and then plaster him infront of your millions of subscribers doesn't feel equitable to be.

[u/Melon_Masquerade]

Well I guess he lives up to the "unethical" part.

[u/motoy]

I don't know, I feel like that was a bit much. Especially with the last guy.

Baiting him with a fake job offer and then telling him you will only remove him from the video if he gives you a video call kinda leaves a bad taste.

Even if he was a jerk, william has so much more power in this altercation that this seems a bit wrong.

[u/on_the_pale_horse]

I always knew he was a genius, but now I know he is a god. A god of troll.