I Followed A DIY Chainsaw Tutorial

hello I have some very exciting news to share with you myself Michael caretaker and cameraman John Gotti victim and in celebration were throwing a fundraiser we got shirts the front of the shirt is an obese cat and it says we got evicted back of the shirt is one of those film wreaths it says they are worried about science experiments in the house that's the new landlords for the house we applied to check out dftba.com flash William Osmond I think it'll be on the screen we've got yellow inbred cat shirts we got black inbred cat shirts we got black and yellow inbred cat hoodies and we got stickers and I think that's it oh this cat oohs as well so use the promo code landlords suck I just made that up and you'll get I don't know 15% off I also just made that up thanks for being patient and sorry about taking so long the upload video I was homeless again welcome back to light packs that are dangerous I don't know I'm asking a question you don't know because if they're dangerous I think we should put the Hat on they're not that dangerous today's life hacks use these ingredients Vienna sausages a blowtorch tuna another knife hate pads patty liners oh no I feel like I should put this jumper on today's topic is manly life hacks what a cool intro they've got going on here oh that's so manly burn and it starts immediately with a female hide hygiene hygienic wait wait wait what it intros life hacks for men and he immediately goes into a woman's life hack wait am I crazy no it's like a very like manly intro five minute crafts men how to survive with a panty liner is the first life hack for men I'm already beginning to get pretty aggro so I should take advantage of this hack which is you don't use deodorant I guess oh how do these work she's smelling yourself she smells bad oh she's very sweaty he just fold it inside the crease I do it unlike the regular shirt Johnny I just work why is this sticky why is this stuck what is the plastic do the first one in by the way guys we're gonna give these pads away at the end of the video so if you want wins sweaty pads leave a comment I think what's gonna happen the pad is gonna get wet and it's gonna soak up some sweat but it's still gonna like leak out the side so you're gonna have this really weird sweat pattern where it's like dry in the middle and then soaked on the side maybe after this will like go on a run come back to see how well the pads held up it kind of works but you get that streak in the middle and it kind of bleeds on the sides as long as you're not sweating a ton I think it works well if you are sweating a ton this is just stupid I think it's stupid the second one she looks like she's freezing like the lead-in to the project if she's very cold looks like she has to pee actually she's doing like the pee waddle she pulls out her purse pulls out another pad sticks it in her shoe and she immediate relief does anyone have any idea what's going on what's the relief what was the problem but what is this solve she sticks like the whole thing in her shoe puts her foot back in and is like immediately relieved is she cold did it warm her feet up well now that I've had a stroke let's move on to the next video sixteen car hacks and manly tricks canned hot dogs oh boy you're trying to kill me this life hack seems to be about opening cans with a spoon I think that's it I think that's actually it okay guys so if your life isn't already sad enough where you're eating canned hot dogs take it to the next sadness level I'm not having a can whenever your can hot dogs and not picking a can of hot dogs that has a tab on top but the good news is you have a spoon damn it we're gonna have to use tuna is that okay no one's gonna get mad at us it's like it's doesn't really matter what's in the can anyways you're set you're eating canned hot dogs you don't have a can opener but you have a spoon this is the this is the hack we're gonna open a can of the spoon I'm gonna cut myself oh my god this is insane I think I'd rather starve you know what she's gotta get my nourishment from the juice a minute 30 plus like at least another 30 seconds or a minute I'm gonna call this a win my hands actually really hurt life hack I've been informed this is a full meal we're gonna heat the knife up and cut through the bread it's on fire this has to be a joke like this isn't real whoo like don't do this like no one should ever be doing this gonna get the knife red-hot and the video suggest a red hot and it's not a life hack unless you follow it to the cheese all right and now we're gonna cut our toast Wow it does exactly what the life Act says it will do oh yeah that's good Oh didn't even cut all the way through I prefer using a knife just smear my tuna on my toast I'm just waiting for the comments they're like you're gonna get more cancer after the teeth last time I don't this I mean this is burnt right the smoke is definitely kind of a deterrent Vienna sausage pate [Music] you pick these acts you try to kill me let's head on over to the William Osmond subreddit it's a very healthy and wholesome community and I hope it stays that way so please don't defile it how many up votes to make William build this oh boy what could this be power tools and a light back it starts to like kind of maybe leave lifehack territory okay so there's bearings there's timing pulleys I mean belts a motor you look at all the parts you need to do this at what point you just go to the store and buy a chain saw yeah I don't even know what a chain saw blade is gonna cry like I don't even know if you can buy a guide and a blade pain saw parts $40 the chain itself is like 15 to 20 bucks all right he's got some PVC pipe drilling more holes little buttons a hot glue okay I see they've covered the rubber timing valve to protect your fingers and there's a massive exposed chain that's bolt to do a piece of like crappy like wood they're worried about the boat hey Michael can I get your opinion on something at what point is a life hack like not a life hack like is this a life hack like if I have to go to the story now and spend 25 $30 on a chainsaw blade and blade guy that piece of wood so it doesn't really matter what you have as long as it's attached to something kind of janky then it's a life hack yeah yeah all right let's go to store where's the front oh that's the front of God we're looking under options now for chainsaw the cheapest guide and blade option is $30 but I don't know how you actually spin the chains these little idler right here so the chain kind of rides around the edge we don't have this part we need some sort of thing that engages the chain and that I don't know where we're gonna find short of buying an entire chainsaw or 3d print something it's gonna take a picture of this with ruler markers maybe we can try and recreate it are we being asked if any help or we've been told to stop filming pretend like we're unusable tell them we're taking pictures of birds they believe it every time I mean short of having a broken chain saw what part of this is a lighthouse let's head on down to haggle tree farms where they grow Christmas trees all year round what do you think silly they just groom the month before Christmas know these bad boys I think take many years to grow until they finally cut them down to death so you can prop up the corpse of nature's lungs in your living room oh wait I forgot to show you how the change that was made one second hey gamers this is how I built the chainsaw why is visible where did I do bring in my corporate espionage or just I don't know what is this plagiarism we're gonna steal the dimensions need some little star shaped things and then we're gonna fill that in and next thing you know boom bada bing you got yourself a chain drive so we're gonna slap that on to the 3d printer this is way more complicated than it needs to be and now this block of wood has to get cut look at that a carved all out boom Wow very exciting I hope you are better informed and you yourself now I understand what it takes to make a chainsaw and you plan on making this chainsaw definitely go and make one of these no don't don't actually make one of these this is the legal portion of the video where I say don't actually make one of these chainsaws because it will cut your hand off is not a joke it almost cut my hand what he has normally cut down trees with this is the guy who runs the Christmas tree park it's been in his family for a couple of generations he said we use chainsaws ourselves okay but we typically don't let custom oh okay so when a customer comes they use just a handsaw yeah cuz it's quite a bit of liability are you ready to see a DIY chainsaw so this is like the first draft um no I think this is it slightly less expensive than the cheapest chance that we could find I think we spent about $40 on all the parts for the drill and the full bar brand-new chain forty bucks sounds like a rippin deal are you ready to see it rip these guys are no doubtedly chainsaw experts I asked them if they doubted the safety of my DIY life hack super awesome chainsaw they did a chain breaking and then wrapping into your okay this is one of the biggest decisions you'll have to make all year it's deciding which tree corpse you want to prop up in your living room they got big ones small ones crooked ones ugly ones alright so which which the tree can we cut you're thinking this one it's pretty wild-looking looks like it exploded on the left side no I know I know this is the perfect tree I'm just making an observation it's how do you could have treated just like kind of pull it back and but I wasn't really sure he was talking about and kind of honestly afraid to ask because this is a Christmas tree farm why are we killing cats but how do you do the tree you buy all the replacement parts they sell to the hardware store and take a piece of wood and bolted together I'm not super confident about the ability to give to that wrong yeah I think killing a cat would have been easier though because we couldn't cut down the tree with this chainsaw it's definitely not my fault I built the chainsaw exactly as the life Act suggested I was actually kind of embarrassed not having a functional chainsaw I knew it was gonna be bad everybody here knows his chainsaw is gonna be horrible like we built a horrible horrible chainsaw I mean we assumed it to be horrible you never know sometimes a life I'd surprise you but for having a horrible chain sign knowing it's a horrible chainsaw it's still embarrassing showing up to a farm with this thing trying to cut a tree down it's like oh yeah we're definitely gonna try to cut a tree down like I can't shake the idea that the whole point of what we're doing is to cut a tree down and so when I can't cut the tree down I feel bad about why what's wrong with me everybody knows this thing sucks why am I trying so hard yeah oh my god this this wife act sucks so we did what we always do give anything more Charlie Brown lank and solved our problem backwards you know where you start at the end and then work towards the problem from instead of the front towards the problem okay what I'm trying to say is we made the problem easier man there's a lot of really really pretty trees here I think and it's a nice size too I think I don't know yeah yeah we want we can do this one it's this one okay is this one gonna be like too much [Laughter] well something who gets the gloves you you want one button I get the other girl safety first Michael if the chainsaw starts coming towards your feet just move well thank you very much I appreciate it a lot how much is this by the way thanks for tuning in and being super awesome I can't be seen on camera right now because I'm not wearing any pants but remember to go check out our fundraiser there's a link in the description and the code is landlords suck for 15% off

Channel: William Osman

Views: 4,996,356

Rating: 4.9246955 out of 5

Keywords: laser cutter, william osman, crappy science, peter sripol, simone giertz, allen pan, colin furze, thehacksmith, michael reeves, life hacks, mark rober, danny gonzales, drew gooden, troom troom, 5 minute crafts, chainsaw, DIY, diwhy, debunking, commentary, manly life hacks, dangerous life hacks

Id: vWzHxGF6YJk

Length: 13min 56sec (836 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 03 2019

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Will is honestly a god sometimes