How To Train Your Husband (Full Movie) Comedy

[Music] okay please don't forget to remind him okay it is by far your best one well we are thrilled to have Gillian James back with us with her new book it's called how to pick your second husband hey Gillian welcome to the show thank you for having me now you take a very practical look at picking your husband what inspired you to write this well every 36 seconds there's an invoice happening in America which tells me there's a problem and we could be doing something better are you suggesting that we pick our husband the same way we might write out a grocery list well when you go out to buy a car you know what options you want you ask to see a report to make sure hasn't been damaged yes well we go out to dinner we only go to places with good reviews well you know that's true I live on my ELF exactly and in the most important decision of our life we rely on feelings yes but come on don't you think the heart wants what the heart wants all right well I'm gonna tell you what my viewers want they want to know is this how you picked your husband Oh Justin and I met in grad school we had a lot in common we had the same friends same goals so yes I would say so he fit into the profile of what I needed this is good stuff and I'm so sorry we're out of time but I do have to offer you a congratulations you were getting a very special award tonight thank you I will thank so much for this and if you haven't gotten your copy of the book you need to all right we'll be back right after this that was great thank you oh you know what I referred you to two of my friends Lauren and Jack Murray oh you know they were the perfect couple until Kyle just blew up yeah that's too bad well actually if you ask me they are so busy trying the blame game that they [Music] [Music] [Music] fine doing great remember what we talked about you know one heard about me over here all he did was yell at me do this do that the least Harry can could you not and Bob out here I'm kidding I wouldn't forget that a boss [Music] [Music] [Music] hi you look great where's your suit I'm happy to see you too no one's looking at me they're all looking at you wearing your boots I'm always looking at my feet [Music] you would have looked so perfect let it go nice evening you gave a great speech it's over now just once I wish things would go as planned sorry I mean a few minutes behind forget it it's fine I'm not the therapist but that sounds a little passive-aggressive you're right you're not the therapist all bottled in some days you I think your words word let it go I get it you're not changing what's wrong with me I'm tired I'm going to sleep surprise you still have any teeth left to brush a worm a night guard tonight you're still mad I didn't wear suit last night when you say it like that I feel like you don't respect me enough to be there for me when I ask Jill I was there you were barely there well it means that I would like to depend on you once in a while I know better than to pick out jewelry for you I booked us that trip we always talked about we'll be in Paris for anniversary Wow and you know I can't go not now you can or you won't no I can't my publisher needs the first draft of my next book by the end of the month I'm told there was some kind of mobile device that you could take with you and write while you're away I don't even have an idea yet you know a lot of people think that's my best one make a list your ideal husband would okay can we not do this now my ideal husband would wear suits and always be on time that's what you thought you were getting you weren't happy yeah now you're not happy you can't make me happy or unhappy you don't have that power but you wish I'd worn the navy suit you always conveniently have an appointment whenever we start to talk we just talked great here take mine thank you Justin dropped this Bible you were with someone dinner 6:00 p.m. Jake never does anything like that I'll be right back with this your menu Thanks those are the best short ribs I ever had I'm ready to go home and pack how about you I told you I can't go I know you don't love surprises this is the only way I could you thought you trapped me I wouldn't call it a trap look how can I go when I have so much going on just cuz you can't go doesn't mean I can't go all right you want to go on our trip without me Thanks anything else coffee no we're fine you think you can fix something with a trip you can't you're saying you want me to stay as an as a not oh well just because I can't go doesn't mean I want you to go without me yeah yeah then come with me oh I have a deadline your life is one big deadline well somebody has to pay the bills there it is I'm ready to go what should I tell everyone [Music] if you could go back in time do it all over again would you choose me simple questions you shouldn't have to [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] if I have your permission I will be taping our sessions well anyone see them no no absolutely not all right so how long have you been married two years and how long have you and your husband been having problems if I had to be honest before we got married and you overlooked them why all of my friends were getting married and that's what you wanted we had a beautiful wedding so you got married and found out that marriage doesn't fix everything problems don't go away no they did we had an amazing honeymoon we spent a month touring Italy and then when we came home everything slowly became ordinary ordinary kind of boring Peter's an investment banker do you know what an investment banker does he works all the time even when he's home he's working and you never told him how you feel every time I bring it up he gets mad and we end up fighting so you decided to have a baby I thought it might make things better and your husband agreed that this was a good idea I waited until I was pregnant to tell him I think it's more romantic don't you like an old movie I just love old movies so you didn't think that he should be included in this decision I didn't need to I was taking the pill so I stopped and I got pregnant right of course you did so what do you want now I want Peter to want to spend more time with me and you thought the baby would help I am beginning to think there's a problem with him with him I put up some sad music to go with those sad eyes look he likes you are we doing this again you asked me to take one of these sad little dogs was because they don't have a home you are in a great mood oh well you wouldn't believe what Justin did unless he's peeing on your carpet I don't think I can help you oh he expected me to just drop everything and go a stupid trip but you didn't want to go well I can't so he just packed his bag left what doesn't sound like Justin okay why does everyone think that he's the cool easygoing one and I'm to meet his wanderlust that's the thing you know where he could be going through a midlife crisis early okay we're not midlife I said early I can't just move on a whim you know they do say absence makes the heart grow what is it closer yeah what no I'm not the problem it's him we used to want the same things and now I can't even get him into a suit without a fight tell me this isn't about clothes happen to the guy I married huh I feel like I don't even know him anymore you know this probably isn't even about you he's gonna come back and everything is gonna be just fine what is it you can watch me eat hmm no I got to get back to the office so other people can tell me all about their terrible problems fonder absence makes the heart grow fonder [Music] [Music] [Music] hi please so how did it go this week Jack why don't you go first okay well uh I tried to do everything she wanted that's the problem I don't want you to try to do what I want I want you to want to do those things so you think she'd be happy I'm even trying it's my motivation you need motivation okay let's let's just back up let's agree that you two being here this week is good thank you and we can agree that there's still work to do let's look at your marriage as a team sport and you two are teammates you're not competing against each other I don't play team sports I run can you say that you can trust jack can you depend on him not really okay well we have to talk about that because without trust what did I ever do this doesn't have to be about you jack look you two have gone through a lot of experiences that in childhood and past relationships that shape who you are this is you Lauren this is Jack see you're filled with marbles otherwise known as baggage and when we start dating you guys are so polite that you keep your marbles to yourself but then an intimate relationship you just start bumping into each other it's only natural we can't keep from it this is the stuff that we've had it's going to come out and you have to deal with this stuff are you okay yes yes I think we should continue this week [Music] I'm gonna run out and grab some lunch you want anything would you say that I'm closed off unable to let anyone in I mean we all have stuff from our past right absolutely I mean unless you know what you need to deal with you're gonna let it out on someone you're close to in one of my classes we're talking about self-awareness it's amazing how all the little pieces of our lives become the sum total of who we are and our relationships I think I'll have the salad okay a salad and don't forget the vinaigrette on the side got it I swear his goal has got to be to annoy me there's no way you cannot be trying I think it just comes naturally I just wished just me taking care of him in his expedition you're so lucky I would kill for some alone time well me time is very important it's healthy I just want to sleep tom has been sitting in our bed again which means Larry is taking Tommy's bed and pretending not to hear him cry okay not as a therapist but as a friend you have got to get Tommy out of your bed he's taught that can you tell me how I am so tired I cannot you are the most married a person I know how are you guys - how is your me time it's very quiet someone was that excited to see me when I get home well if you had a dog well except I don't want a dog come to the park with us it's Saturday you're allowed to have fun well I'm working on my new book oh now that does sound fun hey it is I finally have an idea it's called how to unlock the secret to a happy marriage you know if I can give people something quantitative something that they can just check off the list like I'm doing that or I needed yeah yeah Nicole's gonna throw the frisbee to Matty and me so uh have you found the secret yet not yet but I'm compiling a list of the traits of my relationships of the clients that I work with or the couples that I know like you guys I'm a success side once I find the common denominator well that's a secret but you guys have fun thanks for brunch why did you and daddy split up I mean I know that it was another woman but was it all there not enough well I mean an affair is normally a symptom not a problem I found your father's girlfriend to be a problem we didn't communicate group heart had nothing in common that's helpful Justin no no no no no you are an accomplished independent woman and you don't need a man don't you miss the companionship I have a cat don't look at me like that I just have one yeah and that's your dream in life just a cat to live happily ever after weird I am not wasting my time chasing something that doesn't exist you see but it does exist I've seen it it's rare but I've seen it and look you've seen it too Grandma and Grandpa have it they're happy okay it exists but it's extremely rare and my mother made her whole life about my father is that what you want to do hey Joe come on your grandpa finish that it's gonna rain rain be in there you look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders you know I'm reading a new book it's called how to unlock the secret to a happy marriage it's wonderful yeah that's a great title but all I have so this is where I get to impart my words of wisdom yep I'm gonna tell you what my mother told me find someone you love and then hold on cuz it's gonna be a bumpy ride you know I was kind of hoping no you'd give me a list of do's and don'ts no secrets you're overthinking it it's not that hard or that easy I know it's hard I'm not sure about easy I mean you found the right guy how did you do that found him there were two boys my age and he had the car my family grew up in a small town and he live right down the road you picked grandpa because he had a car hey things were a lot more pragmatic back in those days and he's really cute - he was cute so find that secret sauce yet you guys make it look so easy anyone that thinks relationships are easy hasn't been anyone wait you talking up hey you do know I think Aaron you want to taste all right that's all you get until dinner will you do me a favor and finish putting ice in the glasses and also like the channels what you obviously have it all figured out but you literally had Aaron eating out of your hand oh very so I'm serious like he would do anything for you and he'd be happy to do it he towards you maybe some music hey go get your toy and take it to Daddy you are a puppet master I just know what they want serious I thought you guys had something rare something that I wanted it's no gift you you burst my bubble Aaron is the best thing that's ever happened to me and we are both very happy your bubble is fine did you have him neutered too there is no secret maybe it's like Al Capone's vault nothing there you know I spend my day listening to marriage problems I can't fix and all I want to say to them is like why did you ever get married maybe you should take some time off they think they expect that they're gonna be in some part of very small and exclusive group of the people that found the right person but there's seven billion people in the world okay yeah those are great odds how many of those have you had have you slept no I have to finish the book that unlocks the secret to happiness in a relationship and when Justin gets home it just never gets home I need to know the secrets this stays between the two of us you understand I treat my husband the way I want to be treated okay see that's not funny no you can see how vulnerable I am what do you want why is it that people that know exactly what it takes to have a successful marriage don't want to tell you look what there's only enough happiness is that it if you breathe a word of this to anyone I will deny it so we hadn't been married for very long at newer fine we were adjusting to married life and I decided that I wanted a puppy it's we got one and he was adorable and a handful and we read all of the books and nothing was working so we decided to go to a class the woman was amazing she was a miracle worker and she made it look so easy she suggested that we get another dog to keep our dog company during the day when we weren't there and I asked with this one if I could train no because I wanted to learn how to do it myself so she taught you to being the dog whisperer she taught me everything about training a dog so you accidentally trained your husband no I just realized how good dogs have it they do something good to give him a treat who doesn't want that they come and you call you back them on the head go for walks happy okay so you're saying that walks and treats are the secret to your marriage it's ridiculous [Music] can I help you find something yes hi I was looking for a book on training a puppy Oh what kind is he I don't know yet just thinking about anyone oh well you know there are a lot of work I'd recommend getting one that's already been trained we had an awful time we had to replace the carpet to get rid of the smell oh right here you know take your time and pick the one that's right for you I will thank you so much you're welcome [Music] [Music] so about our talk last week I know you think I'm clinical I went to the library and checked out some books on the subject surprisingly it parallels on some behavioral studies that have already been done I'd like to try some of those for my new book you want one no you know I don't need the keys but I will take one of those dogs you're always trying to get rid of we're just a loner are you serious mm-hmm let's go oh look sad dog still here I told you no one would want him yeah well is he trained oh he's smart you think he looks smart you two are perfect for each other well I guess we should have gone outside first huh you gonna walk Henry walk Henry come on all right look your time you probably to get acclimated did she give me a dog sleeps hey Henry Henry you need to go wonder if there's an for bathroom break so we don't have another little accident' puddle and pile planning is the key to everything you'll see Henry so about jo-ann sorry it's it's a puppy go on can we get him out I'm afraid that will send the wrong message I think I'll hurt just once the Beast you just want someone to pick you up don't you this is it very professional you should charge extra for puppy therapy well he's not mine but I'll take a note of that how's he doing through the night I'm sure he'll do fine well some of the nights are rough I have him on a schedule so about Joann nothing I do seems to make her happy well no you can't you can do things with her that you think that she might enjoy but ultimately is up to her she's responsible for her own feelings I know this was there was something why don't we try and get her in again you should come home with me that might make her happy okay I'll see you next week hopefully with Joann okay hey what am I gonna do with you are you hungry I don't understand why Justin is out travelling the world and you got a dog what's going on hi didn't go dog I'm just I'm just helping Nicole out this is temporary that's all you don't think you're trying to cover up the fact that your biological clock is ticking away and your husband's out having the time of his life I'm sorry did you learn that in one of your classes too I'm not sharing my personal relationship or my reproductive life plan with you Hudson a dog is just that a dog your doctor's office keeps leaving me messages of that I don't know what to say that's all okay so you're obviously aware that Justin has gone down but I thought it was you I will be making my own doctor's appointment from now on sorry didn't know you were so sensitive about it oh I'm not I'm not umpires I'm fine you know I could really use a coffee run right now Johnson doesn't know what she's talking about does she leave would she know what did you know about having a baby I'm not one of those women that has to have a baby I have a career just a baby in a crate in the corner I was a price Nicole you've entrusted me to take care of you hey buddy what's wrong are you for the dark okay I'm only negotiating this once with you [Music] I'm only doing it once okay but you have to stay in the kennel I don't want to send the wrong message hey let me finish you can sleep by my bed okay [Music] hi I'm returning the dog I showed it where it's supposed to go to the bathroom and it's going everywhere but there and also I didn't know dogs were supposed to be nocturnal I didn't read that anyway a puppy it takes time you just have to be consistent well what am I supposed to go to sleep what if I fall asleep while listening to a client how are you gonna do research for your book if I think ok well that's not fair you have to help me come to class we'll start on some basic math [Music] [Music] well we don't beg when we want our dog to do something we use them voice that's easy for them to understand the compact Henry sit it practice with him a few more times okay okay all right thank you so much for being here we'll see you next week remember short leash close to you he's good right he's yeah he he is well you make it look so easy just give him the praise when they learn something new have you said in my book have you heard from Jeson no not a word I thought he would text or something let me know he's alive but did you reach out my assistant Falls him on Instagram you could call you think well seeing as we're not in junior high and I'm married okay but don't you think he would call if he'd want to talk do you want to fix things take the first step what should I say well your the marriage therapist so you probably know better than me but maybe look at start with something like how are you where are you lead with that okay [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] I assume something's wrong when you didn't show up oh Henry this is Mona Mona answer so much I'm sorry I completely forgot about today did your housekeeper quit oh no I am trying to bake cookies you don't eat cookies well I thought it would be nice for when Justin gets home it's home from where he's in Europe Europe yeah he's working he wanted me to go with him but busy shouldn't you be European to be a European tour guide he's an adventurer expedition specialist I'm sorry how is that different from a tour guide well the way you say it it's demeaning House to say it you went to law school at times wrong you wasn't happy everybody thinks they need to be happy happiness is elusive I mean how would you possibly even know if you found it I just find it exhausting at least one of you is still working what is this if called how to unlock the secret to a happy marriage good then you can read it oh I think Henry needs to Henry I need to say this but people do not buy weight-loss books from overweight writers okay today we are going to teach down which is why he's clearly an overachiever you shouldn't be in the beginners class you're doing fine self-esteem right when you want your dog to go down you simply hold the treat in front of their nose leave them down to the ground and when their belly touches the ground you say yes good down and give them the treat [Music] great that looks great alright everyone practice for next week and Lori take care you've been practicing good thanks I was talking about Henry but you do free job I texted Justin last night oh and how is he good I think he didn't say a lot hey well let's start right I bet he's your best student well I'm not supposed to choose favorites but I have an exercise I'd like for you guys to try this week will you dry sure I bet you used to do this when you were dating I want you to say thank you and you're welcome like you would to a total stranger it's easy for us to take each other for granted but a simple thing why would I thank him it's just as much his trash as it is mine all my trash I do more around the house than he does you tell me what it is you want me to do I'll do it often we want our spouses to know what it is we want without telling them which is extremely difficult we were being honest with ourselves we may know what we don't want but we don't know what we want I know what I want but I'm not telling him why can you tell Jack what it is you want he can't read your mind what are you afraid of give Jack the opportunity to meet your needs he's not the enemy [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] okay Justin isn't just working of course he's not I think he wants to come home he wants to know what I'm thinking well I'm sure he does he's testing the waters he wants to see if it's safe to come home safe oh you have to set him straight you can't just take off whenever he feels like it with who knows whom well you stay home and bake cookies no no it's not like that look he just he just needed some time away grow up why do you think he left do you think I should go meet him no relax you have the upper hand no mom we're 50/50 do you want him to think you've been sitting around waiting for him to come home or do you want him to wonder what he missed out on while he was gone justin is not dad but he's a Maron he'll use your weaknesses against you if you let him know hey hey no that's not yours that's Mona's you know I don't think Justin's the enemy here oh so gorgeous it's beautiful mm-hmm so I texted Justin last night I told him that I missed him and that he should come home and what did he say nothing he said nothing I think I just I waited too long to respond you don't know that well no he doesn't like it when I'm indecisive and he knows what he wants he's decisive well you said what you felt and that's good I'm really proud of you maybe my mother's right maybe he's not alone what if he never got the call what if he had no cell service what if he was stuck on top of a mountain cotton a snowstorm II had to fight off a pack of wild mountain goats what if he dropped his phone what I'm saying is I think he's gonna be in touch I hope so remember my friend some work just a pretty blonde yeah well we're not friends anymore why so nice yeah I thought so too until she and Larry announced that they're in love I mean I introduced them no that sucks you think you've got it all figured out and then you have to start over with half of what you had mine is what the lawyers took and then you lose all of your friends because that you're a couple friends and they just feel uncomfortable having to choose so they just disappear he won't lose that Larry won't want you are you sure he's still working oh I trust Justin how's Henry oh he's so good look who I found wandering outside our apartment Justin what are you doing here I didn't want to just crawl into bed and you come home and not know I was there why don't you call battery's dead [Music] how was your trip oh I'll tell you about it later you look oh no I don't you want to ride home who's Henry what Henry Nicole asked you how he was oh um Henry he's a he's a friend Oh where'd you meet a group thing he's a client uh-huh I don't know you talked to Nicole about your clients oh well sometimes you're not jealous I'm just curious what I missed out on oh well you know me not much you ready to go home perhaps already I'm exhausted yes mine well it's ours what you always said they're amazing yeah and I was right but I mean come on look how queue to you it's George I never guessed you for a dog person me neither but I guess I am he suits you I'm gonna take a shower though get a little sleep but I'd like to thank you tonight okay nice hey you don't mind if I call you George do you for a little while I didn't have to wear suit I thought if I look good you might go dancing no you dance wow that must have been some trap I was incredible look at this of course you were there I thought a lot about us while I was go and about where we're headed I need to know if you want this and now that have some obligation to your career what people might think because your George so were you all turned around on your times oh yeah I was so exhausted from travel we're just we're we're walking George to teach him how to be on leash he just he still doesn't love it okay we'll make sure you keep him on a short leash so that he stays close by your side it's a great job but George [Music] because remember Jill Ian treats him like he's the king and these dogs have it so good well on that note and we better get going because I'm gonna bake cookies you gonna bake yeah and the Colt gave me a recipe mmm they have some secret ingredients so good come on Barney oh look he's pretty good me now I woke up and thought I was dreaming those it's not so good [Music] I was homesick before of it this is better than I remember I've been thinking maybe an office job wouldn't be such a bad thing I'd have a set schedule and I wouldn't have to work weekends it's been more time with you you don't want an office job like climbing equipment companies approached me several times I don't know maybe I should give it a try well I guess it wouldn't hurt to explore your options what's the new book about oh you don't want to talk about that no I do I do what is it cool how to pick your third husband do you want go outside come on George I'll take you outside does he do that to you - what I don't get it why are you calling Henry George well it's hard to explain I'm not really sure myself but when Justin walked in and he surprised me he overheard you ask how Henry was doing yeah and and then he asked who Henry was but I didn't tell him I got a dog right away why well it just didn't feel like I should lead him with that after he'd been gone for so long and you know I just I don't want him to think that I was waiting around and then Karla texted and said that he wreaked of Gildan I just I panicked honey I think what she smelled was two days worth of travel regardless you thought naming your dog George would help well I assured him Henry was just a friend Henry's not a friend Henry is your dog well I know so when we got home I couldn't very well tell him that our dog's name was Henry so I just I just called him George it's no big deal Jill you're the therapist you don't see something wrong with making your husband jealous of your dog okay weren't you listening it was in my intention it just happened I'm sure he's okay well besides that how are things going with Justin after dinner we went dancing Justin doesn't like dancing I don't I know and it was his idea that's impressive I can't even get Aaron to go dancing okay I have to go because I have a client coming in No then what happened I will talk to you later hey you okay fine you seemed pretty upset at 2:00 in the morning sorry about that Amy I want to help you and Derrick but Derrick has to want to help and as long as you try and make everything okay you are enabling him do you understand I'm trying to help him you think you have that power I want one I think we're gonna start trying again well we're finally in a really good place and he hasn't asked you about Henry no no I told you you'd forget all about it [Music] hey where's Jill I wanted to surprise her and see if she had time for lunch oh she had an appointment hair I'll leave a note on her desk I'm so jealous I want to do that huh you trip Instagram oh yeah it was great but it's nice to be home probably best you came home when you did what's wrong with you know Gillian's baking cookies and wants to spend time together oh man that's rough it's not the same person I left maybe you shouldn't have left see what same she was with someone while I was away I don't blame her you up and left me family no you could have left me no before you left all right is that so hard let me just ask Nick me what she knows about Gillian no no don't a spit ball so tell Jill it made up and ask her yourself friends yeah that's never good this is not cool Nikki finds out I'm here she's not gonna be happy he was his address she's picking him up at seven three I need a password okay we tried let's go Oh someone's coming wait I found the note store notebook I don't even know what it's about wait read it when it comes out what should we say be cool we've every right to be here I'll do the talking okay sorry huh office is closed we're just here fixing computer oh I just left my glasses here and Miss James said that she'd meet me oh yeah yeah sorry I don't see them I'll wait for Oh okay we're not expecting her anytime soon oh here it is oh my glasses something about Henry and to meet you about me why would there be anything about you oh um Henry Hanks just a minute you're Henry and you're being picked up at 7:00 Oh what the say about me oh you don't want to know similarities between training your husband and your puppy I think these are Nicole's books she must have borrowed them for George no they're for us [Music] we've been trained hey where are you going you don't leave until I figure out what's going on between you and my wife your wife yeah how long you been seeing her miss James I don't know maybe two or three months your wife's brilliant Justin Aaron what are you doing here oh I just stopped by to check out a few things I just came by to get my glasses in my office yeah maybe you can help me regarding what I can come back no no no no I'm sorry here you go I'll see you next week Oh oh you're not leaving not until my wife tells me what's going on with you Justin oh you're talking about no that's okay I will clear it up I'll see you next week no it's okay I can deal with my own stuff Justin good news Henry's the dog not the dude okay see uh I was gonna telling you about that good you were gonna tell me that I was research to see if I could be trained as well as your dog it's not like that well then what's it like Jill cuz I can't wait to hear well I I'm I'm researching the the social compatibilities and differences between the two species okay if you think about it it's okay I can see why you're confused but it's it's actually really funny you let me think there was another guy that was not my fault that just happened that that was a mistake I was a wreck thinking of you with someone else I told you he was a friend that's that's not a friend that's a dog Jill why would you do that okay when you thought there was someone else did you you know all about men don't you we're just simple creatures we just go around peeing on whatever belongs to us Justin I'm sorry it was just a complete misunderstanding attuned to the emotional state they're masters they express contrition when the owner is annoyed and the capacity to express affection unconditionally makes them a valued companion which one of us are you referencing here yeah if Henry knew better he'd be had to know we just sit please come on just hey Justin it's me I'm sorry can you please call me back can we talk okay bye Hey I really messed this one up what are we gonna do one room how could you let me do this to him you didn't do anything to him you made him some cookies no I took his manhood I I turned him into whatever it is I wanted him to be he didn't take his manhood he's still intact would you sit down okay all he wanted was to make me happy but you can't make someone happy right I mean I want him to be happy but I want to be happy too I it doesn't matter he's broken his pride might be a little broken maybe that's all I'm not eating your cookies this has nothing to do with Justin yes it does i chained him and now he's not even Justin anymore he's he's he's Aaron it never had anything to do with Justin or Aaron it's about you yes I know it's about what I did to Justin you're the one who changed not Justin [Music] I can't believe you did this to me you're my best friend you were desperate and you wouldn't take my relationship advice that's not true I asked you and my grandmother yeah and we both told you and you wouldn't listen oh just because you have a good marriage doesn't make you an expert in relationships oh you so mad at me I of course he was you tried to make him jealous of your dog I was afraid that he was cheating on me I just I wanted to get his attention well you got it I finally had him back and now I lost him again you didn't lose him give him a little while to blow off some steam don't remember how good they had it I'm taking the bed tonight it's my bed well I wouldn't be here for him for you you forgotten it was your brilliant wife's idea that started this you can't talk about my wife like that well maybe you want to sleep in a bed and be treated like a dog but now here and not my cookies you've never tasted Nicole's chocolate chip cookies oh she gave Jilly in the recipe I think the secret ingredients a drug they were drugging us to get us to do what they wanted you should see him Nicole treats our dogs Jill won't even drink out of the same glass as me but she picks up his poop you're actually jealous of your dog for real now yeah yeah I know and I know who's sleeping with Jill every night it's George or Henry whatever his name is I don't know if this helps but 40% of their dog owners identified their dog as a family member meaning they're socially compatible no it doesn't help it's treated amazing I ran away hey hey be cool okay just go home we have to go on our terms really do we cuz after smelling your feet I think you should beg Gillian to take you back you may not have any dignity but I do you can hold on to your dignity I'm going home to my wife and tell her I'm sorry what are you sorry for doesn't matter hey babe look so pretty in your little book love you I'm sorry I'm gonna sleep in my own bed tonight I had it better here than I could ever ask for I don't ever want to leave you're gonna have to get them back together he's not as domesticated as I am [Music] there you are its boundaries mom you gave me a key yes for emergencies you haven't answered the phone in days well I've been busy things haven't been turning out the way I planned what's wrong with me nothing's wrong with you I thought things were going so well no no they was until it wasn't so fix it I think it's too late have you forgotten people come to you for advice about relationships people all over the world read your books about them I can't imagine why I mean my own husband won't even talk to me you're gonna let that stop you maybe I don't need anyone I've got Henry why would you listen to me what do I know I just didn't want you to make the same mistakes I did you have to make your own mistakes okay where is my mother and what have you done with her well I'm doing a bit of soul-searching I realize what I don't have we all want the ever after can change you wouldn't do what you do if you didn't believe that this isn't coming off what are we going to do it's been on for like an hour now I'm getting the sandblaster you did it you have no idea how happy I am for you I'm I'm happy for you Henry up Henry stand Henry stand Wow I guess he's not feeling it today well this might be a good time to tell you that we've found a family for Henry they are gonna move into a house with a fence in a big backyard I mean I know that you only wanted to keep him until he found a home so oh well they can't have him I'm gonna keep him well I already promised him to them well I don't care me he's mine I trained him well it's not a big deal well get another one it looks just like him and I'll help you train him and honestly it'll probably be better you can come whatever you want George Henry Charles and you can't replace him it's something it's not that easy it wouldn't be the same look just tell him that I did get on the dog okay I'll pay them whatever they want they don't know him they wouldn't even live what he likes do you care that much about him yes and you'd do anything to keep him look I hear that Justin is out with someone named Susan today who Susan I gotta go Henry come on come on Henry come on Henry let's go running patio bistro [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] this isn't a good time you can't not talk to me forever why did you come down here I want to explain and why are you treating me like a dog what do you mean giving you a positive reinforcement let me spending time with you making you cookies exactly it wasn't a cool still blaming on a thief Justin wait I gotta take off she seems nice yes are we done almost I want you to know I you weren't the one that was being treated it was me I never asked you to change I just I had I had this fantasy what I thought I needed and I wasn't it it might be too late if I had to do it all over Susan was offering me a job in the legal department you were jealous [Music] life is better with you than without you I promise I won't leave you again [Music] second husband yeah what do you look like yes about a jacket you have to get one thing straight we call him George we call him Henry I'm so excited to have her back in studio it's Jillian James and her new book it's called how to pick your second husband get this first Jillian thank you and you know what I'm excited to hear how did you come up with this well if you read the first one this is all new material I found through a personal experience and I can't wait to share it with my readers you blew my mind I did read your first book and I will tell you what's in here this book is gonna change people's lives am i right that's the idea it's not always about who you choose so choosing someone new is it necessarily gonna be the best answer well but in your previous book you did say that women are often smarter when they're picking their second husband true not true oh it might be true and if we treated our first husbands the way we would treat our second and decided to hold on through the bum's it might just be the best decision for a lot of us well for so many considering divorce I'll tell you what that might sting a little bit mmm I know but the truth always does Jillian thank you so much for being here and I can't wait to see what's next you're great everything's exactly the same no it's not we have three kids it's entirely different I think dogs have a good wait until you have kids you get moved to the bottom of the ladder the kids the dogs and me nobody cares that you're on the bottom all they want to know about is whether I gave away Jillian Justin's beloved Henry did you know there were no owners they made it oh I got them back together that's right so we've expanded a family and Jill's using puppy therapy intercessions now yes these little guys help us focus on the relevant issues rather than fear anger and Gio Lehmann comes to me a couple times a year in my expeditions hmm it's always an adventure I taught her how to jump once in a while she taught me how to stay okay stop that's not funny [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] you

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Published: Sat Feb 08 2020