How is Twitter free? #130

um where does this guy think he is bro thinks he's in platform nine and three quarters bro hello cuties my name's fainted and welcome to house twitter free the series where i read tweets and uh brofist the mic i know i haven't made an episode of this for like a month i'm sorry but uh because of that this episode is going to be in dark mode i know you guys love that smash a like if you want more dark mode 69 000 likes question mark yeet has officially been added to dictionary.com site and laserbeam says i feel responsible yeah doesn't he actually have that like tattooed on his forearm or something other social media platforms waiting for someone to make a good tweet yeah this is why twitter is the best platform bro bruh it'd be your own mom i carried this motherfreaker for nine months for him to grow up six foot five and get no meow i'm disappointed bro i honestly don't blame this woman dude there's no excuses bro if you're six foot five and you're not getting any um females do you need to deactivate your twitter account mate at six five there should be no excuse i still one time i've been on twitter as someone under six foot and not actually been getting disrespected france is actually the dudes over six foot getting like destroyed blind by girl got so many bluetooth options damn oh i hate to break it to you chief but we got audi's bmws and then we just gotta appreciate the homie in the ford cougar what even is that you may be old but are you this old windows xp bro only the ogs remember this it's 2021 and valorent is now the most successful dating app to ever exist my ex cheated on me with someone on valor and hate this tweet and i hope it has a horrible night hold on a minute i've never played that game why has nobody told me this is the place to go to be getting a girlfriend what the frick chicago people call something decent and other people take offense chicago people that's decent others literally takes a fence my client paid for a tattoo like this and it made my knight wow that's so cute she went from lmfa0 to lol i lost from cooling every day for six to seven hours to this good morning hope you slept well hi hi yo good morning yep just you took it out chief next up chandler tweets out i am now engaged congrats bro congrats mr beast next question mark you wouldn't take a tape measure to nando's nando's uk this is appalling not even a 10 centimeter piece of chicken for 6.75 i've been a customer for almost 20 years the tomato slice is bigger you got to give credits this dude actually whips out the tape measurer in nando's you wild in chief here's a good point though steam switch looks like a sega nomad alright so this is the steam switch or whatever and then we got this og [ __ ] oh my gosh steam just they nabbed this bro dream stands be like hello look at pewdiepie riding dreams success and you got pewdiepie with that unboxing 100 mil award pewdiepie getting married i don't think pewdiepie's jealous mate guys like that's nothing against dream bro but like seriously dude who's pewdiepie going to be jealous of he's handsome got the perfect gf got the perfect career like seriously next up xbox tweets out to the people in our replies saying ps5 is better the best console is the one you enjoy playing have fun alright xbox we all know you secretly want to come out and say ps5 is trash if someone break up with you while you at work they hate you walmart too grown not to have apple day no way bro there's a man in my town who sits on this corner every day with open ears and an open heart and i love it need to talk i'll listen confidential no judgement wow normally you have to pay for this what a legend i'll never forgive them for what they did and this person tweets out bark throw me with this selfie and uh just take a look at the replies woof woof woof bark bark bark bark off woof woof bok bok bok bok bok uh yeah you get the picture if you win the reply sparking seek help it's amazing what someone will do to get an ego on twitter to like their tweet nintendo is going to have to step up for real uh and we've got the ps vita can run persona 4 golden steam thing can run persona 4 golden nintendo switch can't run persona for golden yep it's over nintendo mate it's over i've never seen a frustrated croc before and we have a video right here of i think a z zebra and he's just walking away right and then this guy comes out of the oh baby that's an l [Music] yo this dude looks so mad like he just got blue bald with some zebra coochie bro like that zebra be looking thick homie for is about to get a slice of that ass but he took the l poor guy man i know man frick when i see it yeah literally if you play this bit uh right here he's like oh man who wouldn't be angry if they missed out on some zebra booty like that croc said he was so mad he missed out on that kill bro all the other crocs when he got back to their home after seeing his wake-ass hunting skills [Music] my boy you're getting roasted by the whole squad all the other animals watching he do be starving oh man next up we have a tick tock video captioned yo question my question mark um basically this dude is in the streets and he is asking some very interesting questions are you guys saying or got boyfriends single singles i have a boyfriend boyfriend okay so are you guys all friends with each other yes yes single single boyfriend you guys know her boyfriend yeah yes all right so can we test loyalty is it okay yeah all right so can i have these two girls call your boyfriend on one of their phones and see if they'll be down a netflix and chat with your boyfriend behind your back is it okay oh yes give them a jingle yeah let me find it are you nervous though no i trust them i'm with ashley this is going to be a disaster we're just like we're trying to leave but like we don't have a ride we all can't call it over no can you come get us and we can like maybe hang out or something we kind of want to see you all right yeah i can do that but like gina can't find out is that fine yeah just don't tell them oh did we like come to your house though and hang out like watch a movie get food or something oh baby you just got caught in 4k chief literally 4k live on take talk he said yes she said yes um i'm kidding i thought we were like best friends since like what sixth grade you're mad at me at them yeah i'm [ __ ] pissed you should be mad at your man you guys called him though like you're literally my best friend trash crew like what the [ __ ] those were a video though guys guys question who would you be mad at in this situation your friends or your boyfriend it's actually a tricky one that's where a loyalty chuck why are you mad at them it's a two-way street i don't know but i told i told him to call him i'm not gonna lie bro like she did agree to this like her friends were like yo yo can we call him up and she's like yeah go ahead i trust him so i'm not sure about getting mad at the friends if anything you want to be getting mad at the boyfriend bro like if your boyfriend be acting suss um and getting caught in 4k bro like be mad at him not your friends surely this guy's tick tock is i know a rel if you want to check out some more of his videos pretty funny i like how he's walking around asking questions with like an iphone microphone that's that's great and some dude captioned the video saying i need a girl this slow oh bruh but turns out there is a part two to this video oh boy laughing dude are you serious what did they do though they called my boyfriend if he's doing this with us what about any other girl i mean you're right but i just don't know why my best friends would even think to call him this one on the right is just struggling to laugh so not to laugh and did she really just say why would you call him hold on chief i thought i was already agreed on at the start of this video well i told him to call them though but why you said yeah we could call him i didn't know you're gonna ask me and hang out and say make sure gina doesn't i'm trying to see like what he would say okay so what do you say you said he was done he was like i'm on my way he's down and she goes down the cheek are you serious [ __ ] serious honestly i'm speechless i really don't know what to say like i'm just like really mind blown that he even answered and then that you guys called him like i'm kind of upset i don't know how to feel i don't know what to say what the hell oh dear yeah i know a lot of people are going to be like clowning on this girl being like yo why is she getting so mad at her friends bro like it's her boyfriend what the frick and they're doing like all the epic funny sound effects but to be fair that's like a super super embarrassing moment for her like she probably obviously trusts her boyfriend and whatever and then he just completely clowns her in front of ticktock.com pray for like a million viewers and then the whole of twitter as well like i actually feel really sorry for this girl um hopefully she can find herself a a nice boyfriend no seriously i i honestly want to see you guys try this this is a pretty interesting challenge this will probably ruin like half the relationships out there kinda miss fortnite anyways guys so for the video i hope you enjoyed and i'll see you on the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 212,726

Rating: 4.9644098 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, fainted, hows twitter free #130

Id: rlei3GUzQjs

Length: 10min 18sec (618 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 17 2021