How fast can we get ALL THE YOYOS in Terraria?

[Music] dude this sucks did you ever have a talent show at school and there was this one kid just absolutely grade A tearing it up on the yo-yo because I want to be that kid turns out my friend Charlie not only wanted to be that kid too but also never had played Terraria before and wanted to give it a shot so she proposed that we see how long it takes us to collect all 20 yo-yos in the game and I reply that that would take forever and be a horrible introduction to the game so we agreed to do it honestly there are only like 20 yoyos to collect I feel like it won't take that long okay even though you're taking on a super grindy challenge we were confident that we'd be able to handle it pretty easily we were incredibly wrong this video is by far the largest project on this channel to date between streaming script writing and editing this project eclipsed a hundred hours of work so I would really appreciate it if you could drop a like And subscribe to the channel if you want to see more content like this I'll also of course have a link to Charlie's channel the description uh you can head over there to see all of her awesome content plus she'll be uploading her perspective on this whole experience alright without further Ado let us yo where no man has yoded before is gonna suck before we get started I need to make a little dude and that one's mine this poor guy has no idea what he's about to endure Charlie what should we name our world uh Happy Happy Fun Land how about happy fun Department a couple of the yoyos are exclusive to expert mode so we're gonna have to play on expert mode which is perfect uh since I've never beaten expert mode and Charlie has played the game for like 20 minutes I chose the small world size since I get bored otherwise and Crimson as our world's evil biome because I think it's cooler and more fun so our adventure begins with the usual Antics cutting wood Charlie can't join the server building a little house Charlie still cannot join the server turns out Charlie made her character in Journey mode instead of expert mode plus I gave her the wrong password since I literally just forgot it it doesn't tell you how this playthrough is going to go I don't know it will so I continue building our little starter home while Charlie gets her world rocked by a blue slime I teach Charlie how to cut down a tree uh which is a good thing to have to learn when you're playing in expert mode also it's night time now okay he messed me up you messed me up you messed me up you messed me up they're messing me up shoot this thing is insane oh my God go up the stairs kill him guide oh damn it oh we tried to explore the ride of our house but we run into a sandstorm and get immediately dismantled so it's night one we've already created a graveyard biome inside our home since we've died so many times so we can't really play the video game for now but whatever that's fair there's a ghost okay this game just isn't the same when I can't yo okay thanks yep all right so we craft some torches and braved the sandstorm all right we're doing crispy Kreme yeah hey this feels like that one episode is that a killer Tumbleweed I just realized yes it is there's another one okay I'm running oh we're almost out you were a necessary sacrifice with Charlie as my martyr I discovered the first Cave of the series to craft the first yoyo we're gonna need some cobwebs and a wide open cave is the best spot to find them I loot our very first chest which has a few potions and a sphere which I'll use until we can make a yoyo meanwhile Charlie becomes unemployed it has a spear in it you're dead good effort though I was removed from the happy fun Department oh you mind some lead Charlie dies I die we run back to the cave I kill myself in the exact same way as I did literally 30 seconds ago and Charlie jumps onto a cactus so should we go for the Wall of Flesh now I think we're ready yeah soon I found my first life Crystal which is a great find plus we get some more exciting news Edwin is here Edwin's here Edwin the merchant this is the best game ever I got a sunflower statue that's gonna look super so easy to impress you went from it didn't drop a rain hat I hate this game who made it so I found a mushroom this is my favorite game of all time after a bit more caving and ore mining we start waddling around and tearing cobwebs off the walls also I guess we didn't struggle enough last night since the game decided to throw a blood moon at us and it's a thunderstorm I'm dead I'm by the doors and make the first yoyo of the series The Wooden yo-yo only 19 left to go sorry are in trouble well look outside our solution is just to bust a hole into the floorboards and dig straight downward you're yodeling let's hear it a little more caving we've finally collected enough cobwebs to make a second wooden yoyo for Charlie also Charlie tries and fails to capture a walking goldfish she found which I then Murder In Cold Blood she does succeed in catching a worm though we name it pretzel Bartleby also fun fact someone reached out to us after the stream and said that our name for the worm inspired them to name their real life cat pretzel Bartleby which is amazing our next plan is to go for the Amazon which can be crafted from materials found in the underground jungle our theory is that if we just keep repeatedly throwing ourselves at the incredibly dangerous underground jungle enough times eventually will stumble ass backwards into walking away with an Amazon to craft the Amazon uh we need eight Rich mahogany okay Stingers okay and nine jungle spores so we're after the jungle what would you do if you woke up and there was a gorilla on your chest like what would you do I would yell oh my God that is a very you answer it's kind of cool because depending on the kind of person like people will be like I would call like the zoo no you wouldn't how would you get to the phone idiot there's a gorilla on your stomach that's someone who definitely thinks they're like gonna be a future US Army soldier because it's like I would calmly reach for my no you wouldn't there would be a gorilla on your stomach and you'd scream because there's a gorilla on your stomach we get a bit sidetracked with a cool cave we found it's probably a good call to gear up first before going to the Jungle I find some live crystals and a lucky horseshoe which negates fall damage but yes there are still stuff in the chest stop we make a couple lead hats which will probably not really make a difference plus I buy Charlie a bug nut which according to her is life-changing somebody just called me IRL chat delay that hurt me on our second cave Expedition I find what I believe is the most Sensational loot either of us have received at any point in the series would I leave behind mushroom it's a toad costume dude I look fresh you have to do the toad voice that's a requirement fresh our main goal in the minds is to find some ore gems and most importantly the primary Mobility accessories like a double jump or speed boots Mama therm says I'm all good everyone not the first time I've taken a little teasing I've been therm's mom for 18 years so you can just imagine whoops mom don't hey I do not tease my mom why is everyone this is like oh makes sense what do you all mean I'm not a bad kid not too long later we find the skeleton Merchant he's selling a counterweight which is an awesome yo-yoing accessory the only downside is I have to sell pretty much all the metal we've gathered thus far to afford it but I think it's worth it chat informs us of the existence of a floating island next to a really tall Hill so we climb up there and Charlie grabs the loot what's in the chest Charlie there's wings oh my God that's such a good item now that we have a little bit of Mobility we head to the Jungle to activate phase two operation jungle operation Operation jungle things wait there's Rich mahogany we need this first for now though we gotta get this be killed because it's gonna be be a problem I'm gonna use some grenades actually gonna be a so it turns out that dying Once In the Jungle pretty much translates to like 10 deaths total since actually making it back to the Jungle is above our skill level so the solution we came up with was to make a little impromptu spawn point at the mouth of the Jungle caves we don't rage quit the challenge two hours in after securing a new spawn point I find a cloud in a bottle which gives me that double jump I was hoping for we find some more Life Crystals get some jungle spores get die this is one of those points where I feel like you're pretty lucky for watching the edited version of this since the lovely folks who tune into the live stream had to watch us just repeatedly throw ourselves at enemies and get dunked on on the bright side I found some Hermes boots in a chest which are definitely a necessary upgrade for the first boss fight we want to take on anyway I'm just going to speed to the next 20 minutes of Agony I can make exactly one Amazon yeah boom um I'm gonna say me because I made it finally after another 10 minutes of struggling we managed to craft a second Amazon for Charlie which is a huge step in our yoyo progression Journey at this point we have about 20 minutes left in the Stream So we rush home to try and end it with a bang by beating the Eye of Cthulhu which is the first boss in Terraria we quickly grab whatever potions we can find and build a Costco Great Value Arena to at least have a shot at this fight okay I'm doing all right health-wise not great but all right took a bit of damage over there I got kind of Trapped oh my gosh get juked actually oh okay we've entered phase two oh it's got teeth now yes it does that work Jesus [Applause] that's an attack it only does in expert mode I hate it oh God we've almost got him we've almost got him I was slain I'm getting killed so much fun I wanted to do the finishing blow but it's not gonna happen no no 1l on the books well that's why I got two I wanna suffer so that it feels better what just happened uh okay I'm back are you back cause I'm about to die oh I killed it yeah pretty much first try the biggest prize here is the shield of Cthulhu which is a super good accessory that allows me to dash around real quick before lagging off for the day we use the Crim team we got from the boss to make the artery our third yoyo three down 17 to go I wrote 20 to go in the script that's incorrect it's a new stream and our gear is pretty weak so going caving is first on our agenda some more health and a grappling hook are the main things I'm after all good oh you're about to die oh I am oh my God Charlie I don't know if that death sparked some kind of epiphany or something but we decide to abruptly switch chorus and Target the second boss in the game the brain of Cthulhu we need armor there's really no way around it our defense sucks we look weak and soft mushroomy incidentally The Loot drop by the brain can be crafted into a pretty solid armor set that gives us some defense looks dope and even gives a little bonus to health regeneration so we definitely want that we run to the Crimson drop down to the weird heart Cavern and start building an arena for the night once we have an arena ready to go we take our first crack at the fight one and we're off it's gonna be it's invulnerable until we break all the eyeballs that surround it wait we didn't make a spawn that's okay I'm about to die dude okay we are definitely not ready for this this thing does more damage than I remember oh my God I guess I'm used to like normal mode where this thing's a total pushover all right I'm already dead so we crushed that caving is back on the list baby okay oh you can watch out oh my god oh I quickly mined some platinum and find a band of regeneration which Charlie takes and she's pretty much constantly on low Health at this point I know what I'm kidding okay after looting my own grave I gather enough amethyst to make a grappling hook which is huge for Mobility early in the game Charlie has been super entranced by all the statues that randomly spawn around the map since day one so she continues collecting those for a future statue Garden one of the yoyos we need the rally is dropped very rarely by certain cave enemies so we make sure to kill those in case one drops the yoyo we take a quick pit stop at the surface and craft some more armor to at least get by until we can figure out how to take down the brain yummy oh underground desert desert wasn't super kind to us in our past lives so we make a pact that no matter what happens we won't die to a rolling Cactus again what are you waiting for me to show a clip of us dying to a cactus bad news for you pal we actually explored the whole place without dying a single time for once in our lives oh cacti no no no no so back to the surface to make some more armor I make myself a full set of tungsten armor now we're pretty much ready to take on any boss in the whole game that being said we decide to spend the next hour building a new house someone said I have a question do you know what the first word you ever said was I think it was like either dad or shovel what shovel comes to mind someone said mine was Bob who's Bob is that your dad that would be so funny if it was just like say Daddy Robert I'm just gonna speak to the construction process since watching these back made me realize we had literally nothing interesting to say for like half the stream oh my God Charlie what what the the patchwork wall job is throwing me for a loop all right so everyone say hello to our new home this is where all our favorite NPCs are gonna go it's good to establish a social hierarchy early don't want any of our subordinate stepping out of line so our biggest issue right now is that we don't have that much health so finding Life Crystals is our new primary objective I figured the underground might be a good spot for those so we head there are they usually are they just like not I did not mean to dash Matthew is now in my chat and says therm do your best toad scream right now I feel bad because then my whole dorm is gonna hear me but I'll do it regardless excuse yeah there you go so we've actually already explored most of the Jungle in my chat informs me that I should check out the underground ice biome since they usually have a bunch of Life Crystals in them after finding two Life Crystals and a bunch of DT or loot we get bored and leave I think we've powered up enough to give the brain a run for its money I just realized what if its name's Brian and that's why it's so mad all the time because people calling it the wrong name they're saying oh what's up brain you could be like oh no my name's Brian anyway let's kill it all right be very careful over me okay oh my God it spawned inside of me okay yeah we just gotta kill a few of the eyeballs because even killing the eyes gives you some of the drops that you can use I'm sorry just don't die I'll come back I am doing my all right now for regert no don't put an F in the chat I'm alive no F's for winning there's like acid rain outside what the heck okay what I don't think that's it now it's normal roll it'll start creating copies of itself but you should be able to tell which one's real we got it it so the main drops he wanted from this boss were the crimton ore and the tissue samples since we can use them to make the next armor set the biggest prize though is the brain of confusion which is an insanely good accessory that gives you a 20 chance to dodge any damaging hits you take after taking a bit to get organized which is always Chad's favorite part of the stream I make us our new armor sets Okay I was able to make both of us armor and both of us better pickaxes and here's a new armor set for you as well it looks super cool with the brain conquered we set our sights on the Cascade which is the most powerful yoyo and pre-hard mode Terraria the Cascade has a 1 in 400 chance of dropping from any enemy in hell so naturally we're headed there next better drown oh okay oh you drowned I think I died because I suffocated and Branigan just went oops whoopee we don't really have much of a plan besides just flying around and killing anything we find since eventually we can just Brute Force the Cascade another thing we'd like to do soon is upgrade to molten armor which is the best armor set in pre-hard mode Terraria so I get to work on mining Hailstone ore now it's enough luck we can get some molten armor for the both of us plus maybe find it okay apparently we cannot get the Cascade Cascade only drops after you beat Skeletron so new plan we're gonna get molten armor and then we're gonna fight Skeletron so it takes about 10 minutes to grab all the hellstone we need and then we can move on to phase two which is resetting the server since Charlie got kicked all right molten armor here I have something for you thank you thank you thank you all right we have a little less than 20 minutes left on the stream but we really want to beat Skeletron before any for the day so we rush to the dungeon to slap together a shitty wooden Arena I have something for you Charlie why do I look so small stop stop you're so small now why you look so tiny in the little magma thing baby wow I just get wow all right all right take the Hat take the Hat it's no it's too late no it's too late no why I just can't believe what I'm hearing right now that sequence right there of me gifting you that thing you'd be like wow thanks and then immediately putting on and having an instant Power Trip old man help ah Jesus what I didn't realize it was gonna spawn like inside me yeah it's tough the first it's hard to get out of the way when it first spawns I'm stuck I'm just yeah no this thing is kind of beefy oh my God oh my God I'm gonna die dude I don't think we're ready for this fight he's so fast don't die I'm really trying but you died instantly and left me alone okay maybe next time I decide to spend the rest of the stream looking for floating islands oh God I got the one thing I didn't want I got silver coins and a balloon that's that's a huge balloon is the main thing we want right now in fact that's like the only thing we want right now before we can end the stream the game lets us know that a goblin army is approaching which is huge since it'll open up a lot of doors in terms of accessory upgrades so we quickly disposed of the goblins and end the stream with a beautiful bass better gear and the same amount of yoyos we started with well here's more progress next week we need to have a big day today Charlie because we did beat a boss yesterday and that was great but we took a lot of L's I have a great progression plan that I think we can handle step one do you remember at the end last week when we beat that big old Goblin Army yeah we have to find the tinkerer yes we do that's that guy is essential the cavernous level yes you've been doing your research so finding the tinkerer is our primary objective you can show up pretty much wherever underground so we just wander around until I see his sorry ass all tied up on the floor do you know how to know if you're on the cavern later or not oh I found the Tinker never mind done I buy some rocket boots in a tanker's workshop which will let me combine some of my accessories into better ones all right I made a blue horseshoe balloon inspector boots now we're cooking with gas I also hit up the tanker to afford some of my accessories and doing so fall below the poverty line you still look like a McNugget Charlie thank you so much for that after selling all our belongings in a fit of desperation we run back to the dungeon to revamp the improvised Skeletron Arena I make a little home out of mud and throw a bed in there so we can spawn right by the dungeon if we get doinked by Skeletron we should also get some more live crystals but having some trouble finding those what I thought I dodged that I should have said that I didn't give any context I don't know how I got lucky that my iframes carried me through that oh look at look at his hand we're shredding it oh oh I'm gonna to deal more damage or else we're not gonna finish it before daytime it's it's only good for you for some reason I've noticed I keep trying to chase after to deal damage but it's it's just okay there we go one hand down oh get absolutely owned idiot I don't know where it went got it got the other hand okay let's go Charlie we're doing great all right night's almost over there we gotta Hustle all right we're good we're good we're good why are people slandering olives in my chat I actually like olives I don't mind them I don't like love them but I don't hate them oh no Charlie you have to stay alive it's literally almost dead you should be able to kill in this face nice yeah yay there are two real prizes here one of which is that now sure okay three real prizes one one of us is friendship one of which is now we can find the Cascade in Hell which is our next yoyo Target and the other prize is that now we can enter that zombie is losing its marbles is that we can go in the dungeon now so the dungeon crawling Arc begins our Targets in here are of course the Valor which is the next yo-yo to collect and a Cobalt shield for each of us I heard death noises I thought that was you it's me I did not mean to dash why do I keep getting removed for the happy fun Department in these here dungeons we need to fight okay oh wait hold on hold on wait there's hope there's hope there's hope yeah please don't I got a Cobalt Shield you did okay cool cool yeah that's physically impossible they're just falling upon my Noggin I have a chance to drop from oh my God they're literally more of them than I can kill I got you a Cobalt Shield yay I'm having a really can you come help me yeah I found the yo-yo The Valor with the yo-yo found we return home to do some equipment management the Obsidian Shield okay another question is what I replace so now that we've defeated Skeletron our next big foe is the dreaded Wall of Flesh the last boss in pre-hard mode we're gonna need some serious boom boom Firepower for that idiot in the first upgrade I can think of is grinding in hell for a couple of Cascades okay the Cascade is a rare drop so it's gonna take a while especially because we need two of them are you down there right now yeah oh what nobody told me is it open your listening ears before before we're going on the offensive since we're eventually gonna have to build a hell bridge to fight the Wall of Flesh we figured it'd be best to just do both at the same time yeah really we've made a lot of progress and also I killed a boss yeah or we killed it yeah you were there too oh my God I the second the second you're the one you did the final blow and we're like I killed the one I was like oh God here here we go ornate Shadow key someone's a pet Shadow mimic I have a pet look it's a it's a it's a little Shadow chest someone in chat lets us know there's a better way to get the Cascade which I can only assume is because watching us stumble around doing jack [ __ ] was somehow frustrating for them that's fun boom boom [Music] so let us know that we can use statues to spawn enemies in Hell Each of which has a chance to drop the Cascade Having learned this life hack of sorts I get distracted and build a bunch of little condo prison homes for whatever Unfortunate Souls end up in the happy fun Department all right let's go back to hell now so I built this little Contraption entirely through guesswork while Charlie fails to protect me from the outside so now that I finally feel like I've done something correctly in this game someone lets me know that they can't actually drop the yoyo if they're killed by lava so that sucks on the bright side though oh I dropped one that Dragon we just killed dropped one wow that's lucky all right Charlie you have the best pre-hard mode yo-yo now oh another one another one another one there we go we're done and with that we each have the best possible armor sets and best possible yoyos in pre-hardmode Terraria what an awesome spot to end on for stream number three except there's still like an hour and a half left we decided it would probably be a good time for some more building while we wait for the traveling Merchant to pull up with a yo-yo in his stock Charlie works on a home for all the animals she's captured and I begin construction on a magnificent Corridor in which to display the many yoyos which we have obtained and are yet to obtain the Hall of yo what does it mean if there's Fireballs slowly flying at me IDK last time I streamed when I was sick it was exactly 50 50 split between people saying you don't have to apologize for coughing and then people saying ew stop coughing Valor and then code one yeah okay all of you are done check out the Hall of yo oh my God it is the Hall of yo this is isn't it beautiful yeah isn't it Majestic with the Hall of yo completed we turn our attention towards the rally we still haven't found one yet so we Retreat to the caverns to grind for one for like five minutes before we get bored and give up we've had a really hard time finding Life Crystals up until now so neither of us are anywhere near the pre-hard mode Health cap of 400 which is definitely going to be essential for the Wall of Flesh fight yeah I need to go get my phone charger entertain the masses okay hi guys it's it's you a girl oh is that oh that's a jellyfish oh there's a crabby thing over there I think that can drop a yo-yo okay you did a great job um I think oh I was just getting into it okay I figured the underground ice bio might have some more Life Crystals in it that we didn't find before so we head there to do some searching okay um Charlie what I just got the rally yo blessed blessed run continues so that's yet another yo-yo checked off the list only two left in pre-hard mode Life Crystal just need let's see 18 more we need 18 more I only end up finding one more before leaving traveling Merchant come on Nathan will you be the one almost just threw away ten dollars Aiden is a loser Dynasty word is really cool I'm gonna buy some Dynasty wood unfortunately Aiden could not hook us up with the good stuff this time oh that does not sound good still in luck with live crystals that we do find a heart statue which will play a significant role towards the end of this challenge after more Life Crystal failure we stumble into the queen bees hive and even though none of her loot would help us on a yo-yo only run said that bit really loud because it's foreshadowing Charlie really wants to fight her anyway we'll probably die in this fight I just choked on my own breath I got so scared of that beat how did this one I hope the damage sounds in this game yeah hey we did it yeah yeah can we take this like honey block block can we take the honey block block what do you mean the honey I got a Block B gun okay very confused the block of Honey block what is he saying the Blick block honey black the party girl pulls up to our barely legal Living Spaces and we take advantage of the situation by buying a bunch of fun party goods and putting them down around our base at the time of the stream it was the day after my birthday so we just considered it a birthday celebration happy birthday yay after our little shindig we called it a stream on to the next one Forest stream with one true goal defeat defeat the Wall of Flesh how are gonna be I mean there's two of us and only one of him our armor and weapon are the literal best we can get for now so at the moment our biggest area that needs Improvement is our health pool I don't know what's up we've had zero luck finding live crystals so far we head to the desert since a lot of it is still unexplored so we explore it and we find nothing until the second we leave the jungle whereupon we stumble into not one but two Life Crystals I'm gonna be such a healthy boy a little under an hour later we finally find the live crystals we need to get to Max Health which is 400 for now so now we've got the armor the weapons and the health all that's left are the accessories and Potions an arena General skill Charlie upgrades her boots to lightning speed I make a day Loom Garden for potion brewing and we get to work on building a hell Bridge the Wall of Flesh moves from one side of the world to the other so we need a long Runway across hell to fight it from this part absolutely sucked so I'm skipping all of it okay this is the edge of the world I was wondering why it wasn't moving so yeah now we gotta now we gotta go to the left now we have to go to the left side and I'm also skipping this okay after ages of boring prep I think we're ready to take on the wall of flesh we drink our potions sharpen our yoyo how do you sharpen a yoyo I don't really understand how that works do you like sharpen the edges whatever it doesn't matter oh I forgot we need to like get the what now what huh how did you find it you said you were ready oh I didn't I thought we were oh my God The Inferno potion's insane okay this is gonna be tough kill all the little hungry dudes first once they drop Health which is really handy when you kill them they dropped little hearts oh my God it shoots lasers out of its eyes yeah it's been it's been shooting what just happened I just wish I don't know what just yeah I don't know I glitched through the platform so it turns out that if you use your grappling hook on a platform ramp and jump at just the right moment uh you can glitch through the platform so I guess I'm a Trailblazer no no okay Channel your Arby's anger and take it out on the wall of flesh imagine this is the creator of Arby's no I sacrificed oh this is the first of a few moments over the course of this challenge that truly made us stop and think damn we some balls at Terraria so we did the only thing we could we listened to chat chat said to raise an obscene amount of money and reforge all of our gear so we did Chad said to grind blood moon enemies until we each get a shark tooth necklace for more damage so we did Chad said to fight the queen bee over and over and over to grind money and make the Stinger necklace for even more damage so we did and in the end after putting in almost three hours of prep for the fight set me below the bridge I I shut her what up hello there you go screw's over man I can't deal with this anymore the fifth stream starts and everyone is acutely aware that we are pure bonds at this video game the shame is palpable we spend the first hour of the stream extending the hell bridge to completely span the world and fighting the deer collapse boss since chat tells us it drops an accessory that might come in clutch for us there he is literally he's already throwing hands I'm just kidding I'm only getting hit by like the ice lines I'm not even getting hit by him dude I was standing in a cave so far away and ice ball phases through the literal ground and kills me wow oh this music oh I told you it goes kind of hard oh geez I shouldn't give a clinic I'm getting rocked right now I hear just his angry noises yeah he makes a lot of noises we almost got him I'm on my way back done yay nice but the true prize was this little chest Monster named Chester Who provided a lot of light at a dark time for the team we wander around for like 15 minutes until we finally find another voodoo doll we throw it into the lava and begin the battle our greatest adversary yet the only thing standing between us and hard mode it's bulging eyes stay I'm done yeah this little stinker is honestly fully convinced us that we just aren't fundamentally skilled enough for this challenge with this L we officially cross over from Furious to bored and honestly I feel like that's worse so we turn to the one thing we know can take down the wall for sure cheating y'all can comment as much as you want about how it doesn't count and we suck at Terraria but honestly we were just bored out of our minds and everyone just wanted to move on so we bought some grenades to give us that edge we needed to take down the wall and with the powers of yo-yo spinning and grenade throwing combined we okay let's go for the eye we're literally cheating and we still can't beat this thing God damn dude our only idea at this point is to bring out our Last Resort the true savior of this playthrough beanades it's like grenades but uh there's bees inside after fighting the queen bee a few more times and replacing all my platforms with solid blocks so the beanades don't take a one-way trip to oops you died we're ready to give it one more go this is very efficient it is I'm telling you do the B coming in with the Beast all right now the yo-yo okay and now we're going in with the yo-yo oh my God this is the one it's about to be okay damn Factory Here Comes the Beast am I stuck look at the damage look at the damage Charlie oh my God he does so much damage here comes the beats all right oh the leech oh my God oh my God I'm still alive but barely and I'm coming and I'm almost there and don't die we're here okay Charlie I'm gonna need you to crush it for me all right I'm probably gonna die soon you gotta move [Music] so let's just try again okay run run full speed it's about to become really fast that's okay I'm ready for it get it oh God we killed it blatant cheating look I just want to play the game I played 10 bucks for okay so we're finally in hard mode which means things are only going to get harder from here God damn it first order of business is obtaining the amarok which is the strongest Yoyo we could get our hands on until we beat the next boss it has a one in 300 chance of dropping from any enemy you kill in the snow biome so we figure the fastest way to get one of those would be to kill the King Slime a bunch of times since he creates a ton of little blue slimes and they each have their own individual chance of dropping the amrock to see where we're going with us the first attempts yield no Yos and we'll have to gather some more Platinum before we can give him any more tries the next goal is tracking down the Skeleton version so we can buy a yoyo glove which lets us throw out two yoyos at once that's double yo-yo yo yo yo yo we just kind of wander around in the caves for a while this place is too dangerous oh I'm confused for 25 seconds I'm leaving okay we switch gears and go back to grinding King Slime for an amarok wait still nothing and unfortunately that's where we had to cap off this stream still a day of Triumph though there's lots of upgrades to you now the word hard mode and our first tactic to get more done quickly is to split up gang I take my newly acquired Pawn hammer and start smashing Alters which allows the new much stronger hard mode or is to spawn in our world I get cobalt or calcum and titanium meanwhile Charlie goes fishing and I honestly can't remember why we decided this was a good use of anyone's time have you watched stranger things Charlie I I uh I drive down to Hell to grab smellstone since I need a Molten Pickaxe to mine Cobalt also this is a bit of a tangent but two of the yoyos we need the code one and the code two can only be obtained from the traveling Merchant you've been going this whole time checking the stocks of every single Merchant who happens to stumble into our world and we still have nothing to show for it that being said today is no different sorry for being misleading with the way I wrote the script I just wanted to bring it up so you all know that we are aware of their existence so the main thing we want with the new ores is a couple sets of titanium armor since that'll be a massive upgrade over the Goodwill [ __ ] we're rocking currently however to mine titanium you need an aura calcum pickaxe to minora calcium you need a Cobalt pickaxe so I'm starting from the ground floor here once I have just enough to craft the Cobalt pickaxe I do that then I head back down my sights set on or calcum now then I craft an oracalcum anvil and an oracalcum pickaxe and now I can mine titanium we do a quick regroup and Charlie gives me some presents that's weird you can have that while mining for titanium I find enough Platinum to make four more King Slime spawners so we work through those if we went trick-or-treating what would you dress up as like why is your um like a dragon onesie like a Dragon Tales onesie still no amarok I wander around the caves for a while looking for the skeleton Merchant instead I get killed twice God I'm honestly astounded that we've gone this far and haven't gotten a single upgrade yet after a bit more mining I can finally make each of us some titanium armor the catch is it's literally just the Hat not even close to having enough for the whole deal we relocate to the Jungle since maybe a fun bongoe atmosphere will attract the skeleton Merchant please don't die you have our bed nothing nothing's going it's been a long stream of constant undiluted failure and it takes until the 75 minute Mark for something to actually happen Billy marrows what wait that might be the skeleton that's a skeleton Merchant where where where is he does it just say on your like thing yeah and now it's disappeared I moved to the right a little bit and it disappeared nowhere unfortunately that something was an incredibly disappointing instance of the game dangling the skeleton Merchant in front of us like a carrot on the string before freaking removing him from this plane like it couldn't have been there already oh my God 229 damage I hated Here Charlie spawns the queen bee since I suppose you thought we were having too much fun we got bored and gave up so I guess we're gonna go back to fighting King Slime 13. we can fight King Slime 14 times and we are killing that fool oh God our world is being infected with Crimson we throw down some purification powder to just kind of put a Band-Aid on the situation and head Westward I don't think I got in a rock from that I definitely did not all right okay what oh so it takes us until almost two hours into the stream to actually get one of the like four things we said we wanted at the start the fun police have let off Charlie with a warning and I guess want to visibly watch me die since the last seven kills or so you'll nothing of use to make myself feel better I carve out a fat tunnel to protect my town spoke from tuberculosis or whatever's spreading out there even though the dryad literally holds the ability to cleanse the world of disease and I guess just elects to not do that it's okay I can kill them from here oh in a twist of fate the spider we initially thought was a fierce opponent was actually our savior and delivered Charlie from Evil to the to the Bone man the skeleton Merchant he's not even we're chill I found a boom boom skeleton skeleton Merchant you did we grab a yo-yo glove for each of us in the format C since he has that in stock now all we need is the gradient meaning we're gonna have to track this dude down again actually scratch that he's selling it now this dude took two steps to the right and completely altered his being within like four seconds either way that's another two yoyos checked off our list the yo-yo bag gives the user Master yo-yo skills I'm gonna reforge it I would love to have Master yo-yo skills yeah how freaking sick would that be it is so expensive to reforge oh my God I just lost two Platinum with our new beefy yoyo skills we take down nine more King slimes we have like 20 yo-yos yeah this is this is I just got the Slime staff before I got the freaking amarok what is this dude that's a one in seven thousand chance and it does literally nothing for me that's like winning the Powerball and getting an Applebee's gift card as a prize I truly am not allowed to play the video game I bought like okay we'll definitely need an Amber up I just got him okay I'll stop whining though this sudden burst in progress warrants an expansion of the Hall of yo to accommodate the 12 additional yoyos that are now in play now that the hall has been lengthened the last thing we do before ending the stream is use the resources we extracted from the Halo biome to craft the Sheik which brings our grand yoyo count up to 10. we're halfway there kinda it's been a while since we've taken on a boss and the masses are getting restless we need to get through the gear up phase ASAP and start taking down some goobers get off day blooms oh my God okay Romeo Romeo oh Romeo Romeo there is nothing of Interest he has a fez that's pretty cute I'm buying The Fez I do in fact have a Fresno the first upgrade we target is the elusive titanium Armor after a few minutes of concentrated mining I find enough money to make a suit for myself Charlie's gonna have to hang in there I suppose luckily I doubt we'll have to deal with anything super threatening anytime soon what does it mean when it says I feel vibrations oh well I guess some practice couldn't hurt you don't have an arena yet but I've got my shiny new armor and my sick blue yo-yo I feel like I can probably wings oh there I go so it didn't really pan out this time I can do it I can do it no issue yeah oh oh you didn't even diver the Destroyer you just got shot so it's back to mining titanium for me and finally after what seemed like ages it is exactly oh my God it was meant to be here you go Charlie here is your shirt and here are your long-awaited pants that is a massive defense boost for us that is much needed now we turn our attention to Wings since we need the extra mobility and Red Bull is nothing in this universe stop it please I figure the best and easiest wings for us to get are the leaf wings that's all we really need to do to get those is make a jungle house for the witch doctor to live in and then buy them from her so I set off for the jungle and get started on that the Rainbow string somebody's I've heard of that I've heard of it too but I've never made it rainbow dye which is obtained from yellow science this is a lot of work how do you even get you lost it anyway so while the actual progression has been put on the back burner while we go color hunting while Charlie searches for some lime kelp in the caverns I throw together a Motel 6 looking prison for the witch doctor now I can help with the rainbow hunt it's a nice change of pace to drop everything and just explore the world for some colorful planes why is the air getting colder around me you're kidding wow there I go my first Target is an orange blood root which I find instantly next is the teal mushroom which I also find instantly meanwhile Charlie finds her lime kelp elsewhere in the happy fun Department a cyan beetle is the next goal but first I have some business to attend to in the jungle I grab a couple pairs of leaf Wings which will be huge help for just about everything moving forward Charlie heads to the tundra to continue Beetle hunting while I stick around in the jungle to find a sky blue flower since I don't actually have to even go underground I just spawn one chilling on the surface and rip it from its Earth womb or whatever poetry people say now I'm looking for sea snails to harvest their purple mucus guess how many statues I just got how many statues did you just got you didn't guess I need you to guess free six oh my goodness so at this point the fatigue is kind of setting in doesn't have to be pride month to get your Rainbow on exactly still everywhere I cried month oh wait you got it goodbye cyan Beetle has now become our final opponent I found a clown oh [ __ ] oh this takes us another 20 minutes it's been a rough day for the Department get it get it get it stop stop this isn't about you merman yes so the prophecy has been fulfilled unfortunately we're still pretty loopy from the experience so so it's good I just said in my in my onion curvy is really easy to get my onions yeah all right back on track rainbow dye Rainbow string I need to make another string hold on luckily we don't even need to make our yo-yo bags again since we can just throw the dye in the vanity slot oh it is wait just put it in the vanity happy pride month everyone well it was pride month at the time I'd say that was worth like an hour and a half now we can go back to actually ridding the world of evil I get to work building a giant Arena out of platforms since that'll give me more room to evade during boss combat I also wreck our little makeshift garden and turn them into beautiful flourishing Terraces maybe now the bosses will calm down when they see the pretty Gardens I throw it on a campfire and a heart Lantern for some life regeneration and we take on the twins mechanical eye I have done it oh my God okay we need to pick one at Target do you want to go for the green or the red one first I got three but got it uh I don't know I don't know try to aim for the green one mostly because if you hit them both equally then they're both gonna go to their next phase at the same time and that's really dangerous oh not the garden oh I almost ran into him it's so awkward I'm so used to him randomly going for me Charlie you didn't buff oh my God you're right that's so embarrassing yeah that would be handy basmatism is about to turn into a Transformer okay I'm about to turn into dead okay watch out the poison spray is super powerful so whatever you do don't let him get you with the poison spray oh I got hit by the poison spray immediately don't want to turn you into a corpse I'm eviscerated by I fire frick man to fight a nickel we are all gunned out man Charlie please hang in there you just came back nurse I'm going to the nurse One Stop where's the nurse please surprise survive no damn I felt good about that one too I think what we really need to work on for that fight um is you staying alive where are you uh oh I'm catching goldfish Charlie please okay I'm coming back I'm sorry well we're convinced that all we need is one more try at this fool [Music] I like birds all right we're almost we're almost at the point of no return oh okay the air is getting colder never mind we're funny skeleton Prime tonight change of plans I guess oh it's here this one might be tougher and in fact I think it probably will be isn't that crazy how I'm gonna die and it's been like two seconds that is pretty crazy they woke tickle those keys that's the thing is I'm not getting hit much I got hit I'm going for it I got it Laser's down nice all right so now you don't have to worry about that that's good because I think it was annoying me but I took my bug net out what am I doing catch him everyone hustle oh I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead yeah okay I'm sorry I don't know what happened I got caught in his spinny head and it was curtains okay should we just go for the head at this point yes Allison okay thank you listen to me do you see this thing does Allison even pay rent why is she what was that what he sped up so much out of nowhere oh it means morning came it got day oh okay I thought how are we a kitten's whisker away from dropping these hoes like can we have one Victory are those possible please don't die please he's so low he's at 500 health oh no die yes yes we got him oh my God we've done it I craft a set of hallowed armor with our spoils which I'd bequeath to myself since I unapologetically carried in that fight now that one of the mechanical bosses is dead we can find the next yoyo in our progression the yellets this thing drops from any enemy in the underground jungle at a rate of one in two hundred that being said we're bored and tired so no more game for today now that we've got some serious momentum I decided that we should drop everything and build shitty houses for our friends to live in in Terraria building little neighborhood communities for your NPCs rewards you with pylons which allow you to fast travel between all the different biomes on the map and you better believe it's convenient as hell plus once you this is actually really well timed because once you kill one once you kill one mechanical Boss Life fruit starts spawning in the jungle it's pretty hard to find if you look for it immediately so if we give it a lot of time to spawn it'll be easier yeah that was such a blatant excuse I just wanted to build little homes and chat was bored probably I think some people make like Leaf walls and then place them in the background as if they're okay I suppose our chill building stream lasted about 20 minutes before getting derailed yeah I'm really impressed okay uh oh we never joined the same team that's why I can't see your health oh yeah uh you don't want to I think okay yeah I'll just live in suspense it'll be more exciting that way oh wow you feathered those flawlessly okay he's entered his next phase stupid flying mouth I am absolutely oh you you get turned into a pile of Flesh by ifire I'm gonna okay oh my God oh my God oh how are you thinking oh okay nice oh I killed it all right now we can see the red one oh it's it's oh my God yep and yeah nice we weren't even prepared for that and we crushed it [Music] alright so here I've got for you a refurbished pyramid-themed home with a beautiful view of the Pearl sand desert it comes fully furnished I suck my ass so we throw the nurse and the Arms Dealer in there together since they like like each other and I don't like like them being within a hundred yards of me since we have a restraining order in place next I moved to the jungle and I'm planning to break out the dynasty wood and shingles I've been hoarding for a while to build something breathtaking and I feel like I got about as close as I can get to breathtaking at my building skill level I don't know I was really happy with it let's go ahead and put dryad witch doctor and where's the painter there he is okay now I want to craft this sweet little tight-knit community and then drop them in the unlivable climate of the Arctic so I get to work on that while Charlie adds some uh new features to the Jungle Resort is this a dot dot Bridge yes I'm trying here oh oh it's a bridge I didn't know you were working out there just working on like a fountain no are you looking at the map are you judging me is that what you're doing no once I'm done with that I Circle back to work on a fountain in the jungle folks in chat always accuse me of only focusing on negative comments that's because my only options are negative comments and comments such as subnautica last stop is the caverns under our base so I make a sad dingy neighborhood for our friends to spend the rest of their sad dingy lives in and after all that we finally have a system in place that lets us fast travel around the world to all the different biomes and all it took was like three hours Crimson wall now that there are no NPCs to protect right there Spectators no I'm dead ask that's a big ass 20. you're all right you're all right three two one and I'm back and and yeah third mechanical boss conquered the mechanical bosses are no more and we didn't even need the yellets also there's an eclipse happening since we get no breaks and nothing is sacred our yo-yos are not powerful enough for this event oh oh okay yeah nah it was cool to feel strong for a few seconds I guess I'm just gonna save you the trouble and say that we died a lot they killed all of our friends they killed our dog and they took all my money and they took all your money check your Wells Fargo it should be drained I cracked the rest of the hallowed armor and a shiny new pickaxe for each of us okay oh I forgot that's how that works oh my God this event sucks balls I'm gonna die our goals for the near future are to get a yellets find some life Fruit to increase our Max HP mine some chlorophyte and find some giant turtle shells so we can craft Turtle armor conveniently all those things are found in the jungle so that's where we'll be spending the next few hours we need six turtle shells and an unreal amount of glorified ore to make the next armor set so I check out spelunker potion and start going hard yeah we'll have I have a feeling that by the end of this series it's gonna end up being that we like beat the game and beat everything and we're just gonna be waiting for the traveling Merchant yeah because I'm sure we'll have no trouble at all being the moon Lord pop his [ __ ] I Gotti Alex what yup just dropped huge damage upgrade feels great after about an hour we gathered a total of 12 life Fruit about 700 chlorified ore and about 10 deaths also retired our initial goals are simple get Charlie a yellets find some more live fruit kill more tortoises to make turtle armor and then fight Plantera well I start carving out a giant area to fight Plantera and Charlie kills anything and everything she's jealous of my cool yellows that's hey wait I gotta yell it oh all right so that lasted about four minutes now that the yellets is found I keep working on the arena while Charlie pivots to focusing on turtle shells and life Fruit as you can probably guess watching me dig out a giant chunk for like an hour isn't that entertaining so I'm gonna skip it the next shot you get one of us can get a yes did you get one I got a turtle shell all right so that's that's we have enough for one of us to get armor set you you've found literally every Turtle show so far so you can have the first Turtle set of that because that could get out of the way I'm sorry I'm gonna be honest I was so taken aback because I read that as homophobia oh I got another show oh my God how are you so fortunate in this game I don't know Charlie is already only one shell away from being able to make a second Turtle set for me so she hunts for that while I overhaul the bridge outside the jungle house that looks kind of fire whoa this looks really good actually oh my God tanks okay there we go okay there's this freaking uh I'm actually a ninja that was me clapping a mosquito out of the air flying by my face after Charlie finds the last one we work back and make another turtle set for moi which gives me a massive defense boost now that we're both geared up we're ready to obliterate Plantera are you ready yeah here we go and it's also gonna spawn little children oh that's a block pretty tough this is where it comes becomes hard to fight with the yo-yo oh I just got stuck in a cobweb I will come back so swiftly you will never even know I was gone it is so very fast oh my God oh God oh my God okay so that wasn't super great we're pretty close the main problem I was having was getting caught on Jagged bits so I'm definitely gonna have to go back and smooth out the walls of our Arena maybe expand it a bit too there we go oh my gosh easy tear it up I didn't mean to dash doesn't much matter embarrassing oh okay yeah maybe don't jump the gun on going straight to embarrassing ow oh I forgot to buff up again Charles okay oh I just took that freaking path that y'all saw that that was clean as truck come on Plantera don't make this harder than it needs to be I warned you yeah yeah yay the plant is dead now the dungeon has become pants shittingly hard so of course we're headed there next each enemy killed in there has a chance to drop our next yoyo Target the Kraken there are a plethora of other fun weapons we can find in there and we can't use any of them just the yo-yos we're really experiencing like five percent of the game here plus they gave the skeletons guns I don't think they need guns they were plenty challenging before this place has a bunch of rare drops now for oh wow that nearly one shot me well there goes One Platinum 50 gold oh my gosh stop it stop it heal heal oh that's a big gun jeez she's safe as originally oh my God oh my God y'all tell me what I'm supposed to do there jumped us no no I hate these guys you suck wait I got the question what money was there no no I don't I mean the spot what are you how do I keep freaking discovering new ways to get murdered oh I need that God damn I feel like the game just kind of selects when to no longer keep you alive like my life is in the Bony bony hands of these Muppets and some of them have sniper rifles there's a good chance they have a Crosshair trained right on my stupid face and are just waiting to pull the trigger for kicks this phone Lee guy what the heck oh I'm screwed I'm screwed I got the debuff that doesn't let me attack so I literally can't fight back and I'm dad favorite animal turtle we're done oh thank God that was easy we're gonna do a bit of backtracking here one of the yoyos were missing the malaise requires Demonite Ore a substance that does not exist in the happy fun department and cannot exist in the happy fun Department unless we go through this incredibly lengthy process involving the Triad and a graveyard however my chat begs me to just make a new world with corruption in it so they don't have to watch us go through that and believe me I am so down to save time at this point so we make a new world fight the Big Worm man return to home planet in our world very much touched by man so incredibly touched fondled even and craft the malaise so that's another yo-yo down while we're in backtracking mode we decide to grind for the Hellfire which is basically the hard mode equivalent of the Cascade if you can remember that far back it's okay if you can I'm sure your friends let me make fun of you a little bit basically we just need to kill homies until one drops but we didn't anticipate though is that this would be an hour-long process which I'm gonna skip since I'm getting really tired of editing this video thankfully though we found an unexpected Oasis of progress in this vast desert of failure I'll check Abraham traveling Merchant Abraham for him please please please please just one here we go oh really one oh really yeah you saw the code one yes pre-hardmode yo-yos complete yeah yay and you know what they say when it rains it pours except in the desert usually doesn't rain or pour there enough of this please oh I got the Hellfire yeah I just killed a bat and dropped it up pretty another it is super super pretty dude the Hall of yo looks so good that is our first 13 Yos in sequence I have all been displayed all right break time stream 10 double digits baby I'm so tired all the time we're gonna beat Golem first and hopefully we can do it first try which shouldn't be hard since we put our sick nasty skills on display by now now the front front door oh I'm confused I just walked face first into the set of spikes actually we're gonna pivot and do the solar eclipse first since killing Plantera has opened up the path to the next yoyo the Eye of Cthulhu it's a one and three drop chance from the mothron a rare mini boss from this event oh yeah I just killed mothron on my own and I got a freaking I have wow really let's go that's a rare or not rare rare but it's like one in three I think or something like that so Charlie had no trouble with that my turn now I guess oh wow second one yay wow that was actually remarkable how fast we made that happen another big boy damage upgrade in the books great work Kraken you were super neat for like 20 minutes all right now it's Golem time here we go so yeah we're gonna start by aiming for the Fists in the head in whatever order you please oh yeah okay now we're gonna wanna damage the head I mean the body okay I got him yay yeah there are a couple useful things that Golem can drop so we're gonna fight him a few more times if that's all right with y'all okay we're mainly looking for the Pixar a new super fast pickaxe ax combo once we each have one we leave the jungle hopefully for the rest of time now we can craft the next armor set the Beetle armor however this one's less simple than the rest of the armor we've encountered so far there are actually two variants there's the shell which gives bonus defense and the scale male which gives bonus damage after agonizing over what to do for a while we decided to give Charlie the shell and myself the scale mail since then we can be more diverse and dynamic as a team now we're ready to move on to the next boss and the last one before the moon Lord The Lunatic cultist uh I'm not even gonna bring buff potions because I think we'll be able to freaking crush this these are the cultists and they don't do anything to you you can just freaking live your life but the way we spot oh right all right all right a few notes the arena sucky wucky week so maybe expand it you need to craft the Beetle wings which will be an upgrade on our current Wings blow about 28 Platinum coins on reforging everything I have Charlie finds a new yoyo out of nowhere oh no yo-yo but there's this wait there's a yo-yo am I blind what kind what kind what kind code two oh that's what we need that is a huge Vine since it's super rare I assume would be waiting for ages after beating the game just for the merch to show up and sell that yo-yo all right that wow so this is so satisfying now we've completed this like straight horizontal line of yoyos up until these final three anyways back to prep for the cultist health is an issue so life Fruit hunting is in order once I have Max health and Charlie is close we gear up for another try I am now ready to game I am gaming ready I am a comfortable gamer so I am a dangerous gamer I don't know what that's from but I love it it's from this one like freaking chair like gaming chair a comfortable Gamers dangerous gamer let's beat this I agree the attack that you mainly really want to watch out for is the one where he like spreads around a circle and there makes copies of himself destroy all the or only hit the real one ah mother trucker oh I forgot to make a spawn point oops I was gonna do that oh what are you oh it's actually we're dealing some good damage to it which one up here top up here it's almost dead we did it we did it oh my god um all right so the lunatic cultist is um the only boss that does not drop a treasure bag and that's because it doesn't have loot you just kill it to advance the story oh God and here's the story being Advanced now that the cultist is dead we've officially entered the end game four Celestial pillars have spawned in different spots in our world and we need to go to each one defeat enough enemies to lower the barrier and destroy the pillar yeah the solar pillar is the hardest one so there's gonna be a lot of dying I'm already dead it does okay also this is the hardest and most infuriating part of the run so far ow I've had enough okay whoa stop okay all right okay yeah okay all right my plea for death was answered they just please stop oh my goodness wow I never even had a shot stupid dumbass pillar control your height oh shoot so there all their attacks are ranged so this barrier here actually like totally stops them in their tracks so I'm just going like this so This is actually a really shitty idea because they can just procreate and you know what I'm just gonna let the footage speak for itself in this one we're gonna put up a wall just like this one and then then what and then what are you gonna freaking do idiot oh no oh they're swerving oh no we left them Fester I killed it nice all right the Killer is dead oh God oh my God ow ah wow there are these like mind control ones that can latch onto you and blind you wow what even hit me oh my God what even was that what just happened to me oh I dodged that laser by a schmixel there I go the message is saying yo-yo headquarters consider your headquarters destroyed get on the oh stay on the ground okay I don't even oh oh my God I think this is new because I don't even know what's going on jeebus whoa Charlie I think I've made a mistake we're learning something new every day so I guess when I kill that little butterfly I spawned the heat death of the Universe I suppose I'll just tuck that info into my back pocket for the future I'm sorry I won't fly anymore there I go five minutes oh ain't that just the darndest thing oh how would I ever yes I'm killing that thing just snapped onto me break it you [Applause] did you do it I did it we have about 60 seconds of time to Rejoice before the mood Lauren spawns yes I'm serious the final boss of this game is spawning in 60 seconds it's fine it's fine we have plenty of time to calm down and prepare where's our time he's a very large big yeah he is at your death ray I dare you I dare you I literally dare you I was kidding oh my God we did like no damage wait how did we get it back I'm confused we don't have to do the pillars again right that was the point where our integrity starts to bend a bit with the whole yo-yos Only Rule kind of yo-yoey It kind of has the yo-yo motion right okay everyone's saying the giant thing I made counts as a yo-yo for all intents and purposes it looks like one it looks yo-yoey doesn't it look complain all you want we were bored out of our minds and would have had literally no shot of killing that thing with the eyeball yo-yo the next idea was actually my own and it is thus what if we make a really fast roller coaster that just goes in circles around our house would it be able to catch up to us so I do that let's test it out oh my God wait can you if you have to heal you just do this watch this boom and you're right there with our new improvements in place the improvements being cheating in a roller coaster we gear up for our second try at the Moon Lord all right here we go I don't see him hello Mr Lord he doesn't even know what to do he's too slow I don't even see any ah how are we even gonna hit this guy okay maybe we slow down a little bit yeah I don't think the poor sap knows what to do I just like ran into him [Music] I'm in your life he can literally can't catch up Play Motion motion 64. ah I just ran into him okay I did I did a lot of damage though on the bright side oh no I jumped off the track yeah the laser beams are kind of kind of weird oh my God your bike just like exploded oh here he is we're all good here I go let's run it I'm back on my track you have no prayer how in in planet earth oh my God this is terrifying I just saw you shoot [ __ ] okay I just did a lot of damage all right we're done has been all right so no dice on the second try but that's all right we can just spawn it again and give it another crack except we can't we have to do the pillars again that whole process again swear to God you're kidding I died to a goblin Scout we figure a good upgrade could be the cosmic car key which is a mount that would give us Infinite Flight the only problem is it drops from this UFO mini boss and we can't kill it this saucer all right can you bring it back to uh yeah oh God it's ridiculous oh my God wait what look at this never mind they changed it an update I it didn't work for me I need to go to the nurse tell me what on God's green earth I'm supposed to do about this thing there I go proving to be a chat I'm dead how oh never mind kind of the point of this and here I am nice they're trying to brute force it each time there's no adaptation adaptation is there to have like yeah I don't know man not even alive yeah anything genuinely so instead we turn our attention to the Pumpkin Moon event since the witch's broom item that can drop from there would provide basically the same benefit yeah here what are you laughing at me I found I found witch's broom are you riding in style oh man and with that rare Victory we ended the Stream I'm over the migraine oh my gosh you had a migraine too on Wednesday yeah oh my God twins wow all right so here's a new migraine how are we gonna be okay only about a minute into the stream I lay out my master plan to finally take this goober down what if we have one of us on the mine cart making rounds to just have at least one person alive at all times and the other person just Kamikaze over and over again at the Moon Lord to deal damage even if it isn't the most strategically sound play at the very least it'll be hilarious so we agree to give it a shot but before we can we need to take down the pillars again [Music] thanks to movie Magic we've defeated all the pillars and have 60 seconds until the mood Lord spawns man time flies we also brewed a bunch of potions and made some master ninja gear to give us a better shot at dodging attacks oh excuse me oh he's after you perfect physics of everything in this world all right I'm already that dude how is anyone supposed to like ever that's my question I'm gonna die already so this is the best shot we're gonna have ow I also use my potions and I'm already almost done run away we are doing damage circles oh moon Lord do you like post Malone oh geez you like posts all right I'm back do you listen to post blankie thank you dude I tell you to do oh boy oh I got stuck on our pretty Gardens this is really hard yeah this could 100 work you're at literally full health I am absolutely vibing right now no problem how many deaths is that for me does anyone have any ideas oh wow what's going on good lord I can't wait for every comment on this video to be like you didn't even do anything yeah I don't be like yeah suck it dog I think Mallard is getting a little upset next time he does a laser I'm done oh okay his his middle eye is gone yes okay okay two of his eyes are gone oh my gosh you're insane we're almost we're almost in phase two I'm dead I may have a chance we may have a chance we may okay that's it course open the core is open oh he's healing off me no stop sucking me okay all right all right all right we can't lose no no no I'm trying it's real tough there's so many things on the screen damn it so more improvements are in order I guess this is impressive man step one set up heart statues to spawn little Health nuggets that Charlie can pick up while she's whipping around in circles step two make a little dirt prison and push the nurse in there so we can heal right when we spawn step three that's that's actually all the steps you can really think of what else to do all ready for this my mom just texted me apparently during the stream one of our smoke alarms went off and I did not notice try and farm for a rod of Discord that is so unbelievably boring I'm genuinely okay you're doing some good damage though I am I'm feeling actually pretty good I am probably about to die like any second now oh yeah I'm probably gonna die in like 20 seconds this is working yeah I mean yeah oh God oh I'm screwed he like became inside of me I'm dead stop yanking me around like I'm your plaything Mr Lord this is the longest I've ever lived I'm dead the nurse dying is like worst case scenario all right the middle eye is gone left hand gone oh my God I think I almost got to the next phase or did oh my God [Music] nurse get out of your hallway now is that the time I know you love your hallway don't shoot a laser at me good Lord okay I'm gonna try and bring it up really high oh shoot I died okay it's okay oh it is so low you just need to survived out of the hallway there's no point no I accidentally healed I swear to God I'm stuck I'm stuck in the freaking Hall of yo I keep hitting wrong buttons dude we could do it come on come on and these games dead [Music] he's dead yes yes yes yes yes he's dead die yes oh my God our cowardice and willingness to die have won the day even though neither of us get the yo-yo we need it's just good to know that we can beat this thing provided that we carve out like 15 minutes and slowly chip away at it so now we just needed to drop the terrarian which isn't too rare should be a piece of cake right last time we we made a big big step in the progression of the world which is beat the game and now we have to do it again yes we do we gotta do it until we get the terrarian unfortunately okay so I know this seems lazy from an editing perspective and that's because it is but I'm gonna hyper compress the next two hours of us failing to obtain this fairly common item into a watchable length which is like 30 seconds slow down oh yes I brought him real far though he's over like the Crimson one go and God all right one open now [Music] okay pretty pretty please Mister I got a mouthful for good fun okay here we go drink two one boom I didn't get it please one foreign [Music] species human gender male I got the lunar portal staff I got the Nimble last prism and I want to scream again where'd he go oh nice okay okay yeah I'm just gonna head back is this an actual maybe it's not a game anymore the urban Charlie there's a sandstorm I killed him in the sandstorm that was tough okay you did I got the terrarian on the last one thank you achievement complete sick throw oh my God thank you this last leg broke us more than anything else added up to this point it's just so deflating when you literally beat the game and then have to spend another three hours doing the same [ __ ] over and over and over and oh well we did it we obtained the strongest yo-yo in the game and there are still two more and what if I told you that these were grindier than any of the previous ones combined I really don't know why we decided to do this challenge man when you open a treasure bag there's a five percent chance that you get a developer set which is a set of armor accessories and or weapons inspired by one of terraria's developers the last two yoyos we need are both part of their own respective developer sets Lasher set and red set there are 17 sets in total that means that when you grind for the materials to craft a boss spawner wait until night time spawn the boss Beat it and open its treasure bag there is a 0.3 chance that you'll find a yoyo and we need 2 front ones this is truly hell we kill Plantera no dice we kill Plantera again oh my God lazers Curry that is so unbelievably fortunate oh my God Charlie's luck knows no bounds so that is a massive massive break now only one remains Red's throw given that it took literally two tries to find the first one it shouldn't be too hard to get the second though the next four boss kills yield no results yay our next Target is to mass produce the spawning items for the mechanical bosses so we scour the world for iron ore Souls of light and night and vertebrae and you're welcome I'm skipping all of it and I'm gonna make all of the mechanical eyes that I can we have 21 we managed to beat five of them before Daybreak nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing after waiting for the next Nightfall we work our way through another 18 bosses between the mechanical eyes and mechanical worms solar eclipse is happening perfect no no no no no no uh I did get another developer set on the very last one but it was not red still no dice whatever we'll get there eventually our next big Discovery is that the spawning item for Queen slime can be found just about everywhere in the underground Hollow so that's a bunch of super easy boss kills just waiting for us we kill six of them I did not get anything okay this can wait until next stream we have obtained 19 yo-yos in Terraria there are 20 yoyos for all you math whizzes at home that means that we are missing one Yoyo we decided to divide and conquer Charlie farms for Souls of light and I farm for lead and more Queen slime spawning crystals I just peeked at my chat and said anybody else mixed orange juice and milk no I'm not even reading the rest of that comment what the frick after 30 minutes of searching we managed to scrape together 20 Queen slime spawners but just as we're getting ready to take another crack at finding Red's throw I see a message in my chat box therm Queen slime doesn't drop developer sets how why are you all telling me this now why why is that a feature that was that's something that was so much that is something that was added only to be inconvenient and I hate that those are my least favorite kind of additions to games so it turns out every hardmode boss can drop developer sets except specifically Queen slime super cool it's fine we've got another 12 tries to twins so maybe we'll get it anyway we didn't kill another six of them maybe this will yell some results it didn't regained for Golem spawners in the temple which shockingly also yield no results [ __ ] in chisity how how another 10 tries no luck nothing matters anymore we just need to get the stupid deal someone said loving the positive energy today yeah thanks I'm glad I could die with Nene we have spent five hours doing nothing but grinding for a fictional yo-yo that would give us literally no benefits outside of completing our arbitrary collection I want to play another game I would like to play another game however right when we least expect it we find something we haven't found in a long time hope from Jacob Jacob has just sent a little a message and Jacob last time less the next boss it's true and again Jacob has blessed the next boss so okay I I have faith that maybe the next thing is the one so maybe Jacob's blessing is all we need to get the job done three two one no and if you can believe it it gets even worse Lulu yes thank you so much by the way okay it's used to by any chance they're so desperate and want to change worlds I am so desperate to have a higher chance of getting the Reds throw try the celebration MK 10 seed the dev set can drop even by pre-hardmode Bosses and even Queen slime I guess I sold all the queen slime spawners foreign because they told me they didn't work I'm getting my pizza thank you all for being patient I'm just trying time but wait Lulu said all pre-hardmode bosses which includes Queen B the easiest boss to grind most of the items you need to craft a queen bee spawner are dropped by the queen bee herself which makes for really easy grinding ladies and gentlemen I think we found our solution we carve our way into the Beehive and for the first time all day the finish line is in sight 13 streams over 40 hours 19 yo-yos found only one left and at this point it's only a matter of time until I did not get it oh my God I oh my God I'm Shake throw I did yes we're done oh my God I am quitting and opening the other world yo whoever read is whoever red is you better watch yourself because if I ever figure out where you live you're done can you perhaps join me in the Hall of yo dedicated to Lulu and Jacob is it Jacob with a c with a k a cap off this absolute tragedy of a series I present how do I do it I present right right click it's altered it's altered it was favorited I present the 20th and final yo-yo yay and just like that we have collected through some shady means but we don't really care 20 yo-yos obtainable in 1.4 Terraria and to all you folks out there who made it this far I have just one thing to say to you please don't ever do this it's not worth it [Music]

Channel: Therm

Views: 938,384

Keywords: terraria, therm, therm terraria, terraria yoyo, terraria yoyo speedrun

Id: VK_s47II7Lg

Length: 82min 52sec (4972 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 24 2023