Simps

so for anybody who's not familiar with the term simp i heard somebody on twitch put it in a really good way you have a dog who loves his owner the dog's whole world is based around the owner and then you have that owner who comes home and he's just like the owner is real busy he even uses that app wags to get somebody else to come and walk the dog that dog is just a fraction of the owner's life that dog is the simp in this equation the owner is there literally shopping for a cat online meanwhile the dog is there licking the bottom of his feet most of us have symptom at some point in our life for some way that we found attractive let's just keep it 100 but it's good to recognize if you're currently doing this and course correct a little while ago i had a girl hit me up and she was like take me somewhere trap a car you know what i said back to her no i'm sorry i'll take me somewhere tropical cause i'm so a stressed let's go somewhere like in the caribbean she's saying let's like she's gonna contribute in any way shape or form for example somebody hit you up and said hey let's go buy a car both of y'all show up to the dealership you look at her and she's like i didn't bring any money and fellas i'm talking to you this has happened to you before but in a different way they probably changed the words around you probably got a text and it was worded like this i miss you let's go grab a bite this bait simping where you don't even realize you're something for somebody but they bait you in no and dang well they're just using you as a free meal it sucks because there's actually people out there who do miss you and do want to hang out with you let me tell y'all how i figured out this little plot this one girl texts me and she was like are my texts even going through to you you're like ignoring me or something uh okay well what was the last text you sent me she sent me the screenshot over and i noticed there's a pizza slice next to my name my first thought was hold up wait a minute this girl thinks i'm a snack but then my second thought was hold up wait a minute the only time i ever hear from this girl is when it's a i miss you let's go get some food and i pay every time [Music] so she hits me with the i missed you let's get some food so i'm like yeah yeah let's go get some food as soon as we sit down i'm like yo uh you got me this time i paid for the last time you got me this time right cool the look on this girl's face is kind of like yeah yeah yeah order my burger i'm in the mood for ice cream made her pay for my ice cream too this is all a test i've taken her out dozens of times think she might have spent 15 on me total tell me why come that was the last time this girl has ever asked me to go out to eat peculiar and you want to know what really messed me up i was on twitter one day and then i saw this then i was like hold up oh wait a minute i've been possibly something out here even for friends everybody's out here talking about oh you're sipping for this twitch person and you're simping simping only fans nobody ever talks about unbalanced friendships and us out here simping for our friends let's let's discuss and if you're like me you put 100 in and you go out of your way for everybody in your circles but you can start getting taken advantage of real easy when you do that not everybody's like me in this sense but i'd much rather have no friends than a gang of fake friends and i feel like it's my responsibility that if i'm gonna talk about this i need to also talk about friends out there who are doing too much there are some annoying friends out there if you come on too strong you you end up pushing people away from you there's this girl i met really cute girl really fun great personality after we met we started hanging out everywhere dave and busters the movies i paid for everything this is how i rolled and all of a sudden i noticed she starts bringing her best friend around cool now i'm paying for all of us and we're going everywhere chilling is a great friendship group chat everything and then i see that tweet and i'm like hold up wait a minute every time we hang out every time we talk every time we even do anything is when i initiate conversation in the group chat let me just fall back and then see how long it takes for them to initiate something in the group chat i have not heard from these two girls since the one time i decided to test this friendship it was paper thin if you have somebody who's literally sponsoring all your extravaganzas you can't even raise a thumb y'all couldn't even pull up i miss you let's grab a bite once let me drop a uno reverse on y'all real quick in some cases it's okay to simp i meet this girl we start talking and we start talking on the phone a lot and then one time we're on the phone and i'm like hey let me let you go i'm finna go watch walking dead side note this is back when it was good so this was on a friday hang up the phone don't hear from her until like monday she hits me up so um i watched the walking dead let's talk about it you said you didn't watch the show yeah but like you mentioned it on the phone that you're gonna go watch it so i figured oh if he's into it i'll give it a shot too and i'm all caught up hold up wait a minute you watched six years of walking dead episodes over the weekend because i just mentioned it in passing yes yeah that's some hardcore simp behavior y'all so what i did i was like you're not gonna out friend me can you name any show any show and i will watch the trailer for it kidding i told her name any episode i'll watch the entire first season it's okay to send for somebody if they're going to sim for you back this other time i was on my instagram story and i was trying to get a hold of this game and it was sold out everywhere and they didn't have digital downloads for this game and i'm on my story talking about guys i can't find this game anywhere i'm stressed this girl saw my story dm to me and she said hey i looked up the game i found it i can go pick it up buy it for you and send it to you she refused to let me pay her for it but i was like yeah yes i want this game months later i come to find out this girl found a game and it was out of town she drove an hour to pick it up and then an hour back and then mailed it to me this girl did a few more things after that i'm not gonna get into it on this video maybe in the future we'll see fast forward i'm looking on her story and she's like i want this pc so bad but i don't has the monies there's a 1500 computer ven mode her right then and there no hesitation and if you guys don't pay attention to anything i've said in this video just hear me on this one some people around you are going to celebrate you some people are just going to tolerate you it's a very good idea to figure out who's going to do which

Channel: sWooZie

Views: 3,759,936

Rating: 4.9539981 out of 5

Keywords: swoozie, adande, animation, funny, 2d

Id: 6bLi6IP1q-M

Length: 6min 49sec (409 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 13 2020