HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT | Hitman Absolution #4

my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to hitman absolution I think they know so well for me I am playing in a fire and I need to escape so I'm going to say have a knife man come on kill people we get out window go hey friends yeah good job don't do it didn't see I meant your cross the ledge and it's a hunch above the building I didn't do it I was in the hotel but I I just killed be more a shock when the cat crate fire cannon I have a prisoner and I'm not afraid to use him you guys wanna go oh I'm sorry was that your face yeah okay it's time to turn this game into Batman see all those guys down there wanna die just you wait I know it probably escaped out of this place without killing the soul but that is not how I roll okay you're annoying I think i'ma kill you last here we go stealthy sneaky ninja if why aren't you over there over there then I'll be able to kill you oh god oh hey [ __ ] [ __ ] already face this anything you see anything everything's cool [ __ ] that went bad already okay he's gonna check he's gone check check quick [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] go Radha's ass oh yeah okay what the [ __ ] okay so as soon as these guys wanna be dick bags let's go about this a different way I see you do say Drive really do feel like Batman right now go white pigeon you give me away oh I could so throw a knife with one of your heads but I think one of you will see it space to climb down are you gonna see me if I do use your bat senses then we go don't we go oh you won't see [ __ ] boy it was he [ __ ] Sonny I don't care if it visibly armed they're here to kill me check over there he said it'll be fun he said if you face that way it'd be fun good job good job report in tell the people what they want to hear think i'ma kill you actually sorry [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] um should I discuss it should a disguise or something no no huzzah me you saw the dick this guy's want to see him though there we go there we go [ __ ] are you in witness [ __ ] scissors scissors here we go the room with scissors they said but I [ __ ] hit you in the face yes everybody [ __ ] die give me back my scissors I'm gonna disguise myself funny way nice ah dude you've been doing your squats you've been working out I'm gonna carry you this way and just hide you all up in the corner where nobody's gonna see you here just read some books it's good for your health so is living you just come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination don't get god yes gotta strangle some [ __ ] with this everything is super silent and stealthy right now hmm are you alone goodnight [ __ ] oh oh oh you didn't witness anything shut your dicks and you go back to get the other knife run run run run run you don't see [ __ ] anything shut your mouth hey boy hey boy [ __ ] [ __ ] go who's fighting in blood pools I I'm just the janitor I'm cleaning up everything hey friend don't come on yeah oh so good I lived a little [ __ ] when I hit them in the face nice I'm gonna kill everybody with a knife he's not very good at your job protect and serve more like protect and be blind and die [Music] keep the focus things click change really yeah I agree keep the focus people keep the focus keep the dream of life are you want to blend in and I'm gonna I'm gonna be a wolf in sheep's clothing and a [ __ ] boy there you go there you go forty oh they look [ __ ] nasty son like right here you'll be eaten any chops later oh [ __ ] over there a guy found a blood pool is he dead Oh soju oh there we go there we go he's it get away from the cover what am i doing come on there's another guy here you don't see me you don't see me [ __ ] you [ __ ] you I'm running out of instinct oh it wasn't me it was Jerry come through that gap come through that gap and make my day oh my get you i'ma get you I miss I miss a key sneak you you don't even know right am anymore hahaha good night so it's fine I take the close of my enemies it make me feel like a big man and in the box you go good night sleep late gentlemen all your friends are dead what are you gonna do I gotta stab you in the neck checking in check it in or check it out are you gonna oh crap Kim come quick you need anything there's anything no no no no come on we good are we clear see that I get caught but I save it activate checkpoint here we go attaboy I why do I have this gun I don't want that I wanted my knife back here you go and a hammer that's that's a bit old by all by all boy style did you find a body is that what you found good boy yes run away now so cool I feel like a badass exempt like on normal mode this is all far too easy because you can get it away from people really quick would you have to see me no no nah I don't feel like it Wow night ok give me a chance to do it better you know what let's go up into the ether now we're like Batman appear in the darkness ain't nobody gonna see us up here hey dudes loosely put you guys are there release the chandelier I'm going to tweak the chandelier good night oh oh that's less good oh that's very much less good no stop it you don't see [ __ ] Jimmy's not home I'll tell him you called though too close go away these are my paintings then he just disappears now he just doesn't care I changed money whining it's fun it's fun in here we're having a great time there's a grand party going on wait am i you'd like being spotted no you don't know no you don't know you don't know you don't [ __ ] out put some in the face that's right break all his teeth hope you have a good dentist I'm blending in cuz they have magic to hit man powers and nobody gonna stop me hey hey friends I can make it up there today can make it up there claim claim no I'm running out of instinct here we go save us ring hi you're listening through the door get away from them I know we're in a hippie house hey dudes yeah the cops are here for ye they're looking for your weed stash all right I'm gonna officer of the law what's going on in here do you guys have narcotics dicey heíd through the we'd use the weed don't fight it just use it to your advantage this this room this room smells like happy dudes hey I really like this room it smells like what's the brownies swap night football the ultimate question in life I do love the knife to meet people but I do love to bond people on the head Oh what to do now you're just a distraction okay bong don't fail me now you're gonna have to come in handy oh they're leaving where you guys going you read you don't wanna talk on my bong you don't to hit okay I'll take my knife back then they're not party people they don't they don't want to get down with me oh hey hey fellas hey fellas I got out the door can I leave can I leave no no sons of [ __ ] ain't coming back nowhere go [ __ ] yourself what how'd you save me [ __ ] you [ __ ] you okay this bathroom already tripping balls in here Jesus there's many people coming in no could wait can I hide somebody in this hmm perfect you come in here my kids here's one I killed earlier into the bath salts you go nice it's really exfoliate your skin all that blood mixed with muck does great stuff he's such a nice place if it wasn't for like all the dead bodies that's fine I mean every house is a few skeletons in their closet right everybody bones burns burns burns burns yeah yeah everybody get down with agent 47 you guys all distracted go on and run away [ __ ] you guys [ __ ] you guys this is the best you guys want some donuts huh am i right coffee doughnuts yeah why goink we're all pigs that there is [ __ ] donuts and blending in I'm eating a donut I'm a real cop so you guys [ __ ] away then ah there we go why'd you go boys imma just hide right here hide right in the middle of them right in front all the cops I'm dressed as a cop though these cops are dumb they can't see [ __ ] and they're right he almost saw me first I was Batman now I'm an assassin's Creed that's what you call the guys in that game right assassin's creed's where am I going oh not upstairs just play a game of catch the toy cannon let's just play it anyway I'd really like a rubber duckie I've never seen one of these things that are rubber duckie in her before her papers people that went to the track nobody can hide here Oh [Music] last folks aren't any of you guys concerned nobody's concerned that I just walked in here no look look I mean Glee is the close as I get the social interaction for a while I just I'll make the most of it even it takes a game to make me mingle with people these days but other people don't here I'm gonna be the most popular hey friends gonna come to my birthday even when surrounded by people I still feel alone let's deep they could be motivation I could just take a screenshot of that write the text over it excuse me and me yeah sorry so yeah my train is arriving I'm doing you a letter on it you guys handle out I'm just gonna hide here we all get on the train everybody everybody move together everybody move now I'm hopping on screw you guys I talk I was the only one allowed on the track I was only joking yeah stealthy sneaky escape my way out didn't do too good who really cares that's fun I like that level because it's a perfect blend of sneakiness I mean I couldn't want to run around with a shotgun and shot all the people on the train station but you know this time I let them live they didn't do anything this time the last time they were talking about feet and stuff Larry thank you guys so much watch it is episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face like a boss and alright all Road push when these shells you like Matt today this isn't even your room where you live come back there no witnesses no witnesses nobody can live keeping I would pizza you let's Pete's know I shouldn't get pizza I feel bad if I eat pizza fine I'll go eat a salad or something

Channel: jacksepticeye

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Id: wWfK6bhUAZM

Length: 13min 53sec (833 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 15 2015