IRISH MAN MAKES TEA | Tea Party Simulator 2015

what is you ladies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to tea party simulator again I played this before but they updated it and now there's extra levels and anyways I cake freaking out stop that I love cake but no that's a bad do I see like a [ __ ] leprechaun hat in the background oh this is the Mad Hatter's hat from last time yeah okay okay let's just because also the song playing in the background is like I don't know if it's originally an Irish song with an Irish version I pick up the [ __ ] hat there you go put it on him it's time for your tea Teddy you ignoramus that's quite enough of that mad huh yeah I got an achievement so proud of myself tea a cup plate biscuit and a cake slice okay so why is today oh my I didn't realize the circus wasn't known oh you know what you know what let's just [ __ ] do this again why why are the tea bags over here why is that it's where do they do where do the change okay mr. cake come here to me you beautiful single-action you know what let's do the cake first let's do the cake first then why I'm only left-handed this is why I played this game cuz there's cookies and cake for everybody you can all have some days it's like deers us there's a slice that's those are not slice ice [ __ ] sake don't you do you even cake we drop it down and we drop it and we drop it down but that's a that's a slice okay great perfect Dorito they pick up the couple pick up to come pick pick up the cup put the cup over here you don't need it yet and pick up the cake slice pick up the cake slice here we go does that count I know you know what [ __ ] the rest of the cake [ __ ] the cake on the floor kick to take off and take the lid off the teapot take that take the lid off the teapot I don't want the whole teapot your drink come and knock the whole thing off please knock it off I don't got the tea bag there we go Dibble you had a little hat no I put an indie jelly jelly hat nice whatever [ __ ] off and there are some tea bags [ __ ] the tea bag box who puts their tea bags in a box anyway you keep it in the box that it came in hurt as an Irishman be well able to make some [ __ ] tea come on pick up the tea bag you'll ikkiba okay I need my fingers on the right foot them all wait why is being able to pick of the table of thing there we go there's a tea bag the [ __ ] the waters all over the floor why am i able to pick up the table this is [ __ ] restart and mr. Teddy used to looking at me like that why how do we do with a drunken sailor what do we do with the drunken sailor only need one [ __ ] teabag early in the morn and kick [ __ ] the jelly nobody cares about jelly Johnny's disgusting it's not really actually we well then I was I was going to say I was going to I was going to I was going to say that I actually really like jelly can I pick up the cake pick up [ __ ] will you pick it up pick it up pack it in let me be game [ __ ] your cake can [ __ ] all you guys this our expert cake tactics cake tastic cake tastic tactics you pick up the knife pick up the knife pick up the knife there we go that's not how physics works but who cares who gives a [ __ ] who gives a [ __ ] each am there we go you ignoramus that's quite enough of that what didn't do anything look okay okay he's easy okay you know what we put the plate down first there you go I don't and they played us down there's the cake oh my goodness you're quite terrible at this aren't you eat the cake a shut your mouth Victor pick the lid off the teapot oh don't fall over if you fall over I will get the hose again it's like is that good s what I just got a boat out there hey dude do you want some tea [ __ ] off then one tea bag is all you need in you in you go in you go attaboy now pick this up put it in the cup pick it up put it in the cup yeah yeah why are you shaking all over the place do some sort of problem that's not tea those are balls I'll have tea and balls I'll add ball team is that done then you're a complete fool [ __ ] you teddy bear SiC your sass there's tea in that way doesn't that count that is T that is tea why what did I do wrong then our team because it's all wait what the [ __ ] is this what is this do you want this so like a little tiny book is that mean it's not tea that that wasn't tea that I actually put in well [ __ ] you guys [ __ ] your tea [ __ ] you Teddy dude it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it are your gold sunglasses deal with it sunglasses cut about them on the Teddy Teddy I'm sorry ice I've seen the error of my ways come back sit there and I could go teddy hey put the sunglasses on you please help me like an MLG thing is going to happen or something deal with it nice d-rated mr. Teddy what is what is coming out of you well those fireworks whoa whoa whoa whoa what happened what'd they do what was that good god the turning up massive you're gonna say normal isn't wait I want to see if the fish still works if I pick up the fish and put them on the table will another fish come in yeah there it is hahahaha he didn't hit anything though yes stupid wait we're gonna put the fish back in the ocean no everything is [ __ ] he picked up everything except the fish what about sort of I'm not making the same joke again turn up for what okay I'll make it again there you go good there's turn up are you drunk or something no you are you don't turn up you're the cook okay let's try this again everything is kind of separated out here now which is good could can you just grab that grab the little it no grab the whole thing why is that no stop that you [ __ ] ah for [ __ ] sake I might as well have hands the size of a pickup truck this is [ __ ] stop making tea that's how it works you just pick up a cup and you fire your [ __ ] all over the place yeah lid go [ __ ] yourself that's all I care about I'm not terrible at this Teddy the game is terrible on itself yeah that's [ __ ] that's logic how do I know which one of these is right teabag the tea should be brown or black it's black tea okay Gwyn good wait go into the theme Oh Oh could I basketball this what [ __ ] way does this work go ahead man here we go now what color is this that's not that's the same as last time is this tea does this count as tea [ __ ] sick why can't I lift my arm any higher this is as high as it goes put pour tea tea in the cup there we go there we go a full steamy hot cup of tea pick up pick up the cup you have disposable thumbs use that basic disposable thumbs opposable thumbs I dispose will you [ __ ] idiot controls why don't you want to work for Jack why don't you want to work for Jack I don't need the plate I need the cop dirt there syrup there's no in-between you're either down or you're up mr. Teddy I swear one of these days this knife is going in your sternum okay slice you see that yes mama stabbed myself in a hand with a knife okay just grab the slice just grab just grab this - all my god is this actually working what is happening right now is that I wish you just stay on the plate now they're all messed me up come on Jack a boy yeah [ __ ] no no no no no stop so stay still drop I need a drop Allah [ __ ] guy easy does it easy - you want a cake you weren't the kid I don't even need the cake slice on the [ __ ] thing I just need to have the cake and the plate as you know thus often does in the general area scheme is gonna trade me and see oh you know what maybe we have to put more than one tea bag in the thing to make it stronger oh I don't like strong tea are you serious are you [ __ ] my [ __ ] with this [ __ ] right now [ __ ] your game there's a cake slice you know what you want a [ __ ] plate oh I played it up real there we go on that how do you how does one plate there is a plate you don't need the stuff all together just pick up a teabag - why why why does that happen why is that a thing better day like there we go all have new sporty into this just three teabags are into this and if that doesn't [ __ ] satisfy your tea needs we don't know what to do with you finally Tea Party victory and here I thought you weren't fancy enough I got an e don't care are we are we making are we making tea in a plane is this that what's happening right now that's that doesn't make sense there's no logic to that my voice is cracking at how crazy they say the [ __ ] tea is all over the place already you know what let's just let's just mix it all up in a nice big old fun bag there you go tea bags tea pots for days how does one how does one even how does one even right now I have lost the ability to even her even get the tea in the tea the tea bags in the teapot teapots just sitting there and now it's all over the Jimmy jams [ __ ] okay here we go here we go here we go just drop it in just drop it it all come on go in go in pat pat pie pie cook crab blue crab putt-putt go in there me on it's in it's in then the [ __ ] Sun is in the hole everybody abandon ship [ __ ] off [ __ ] off your jelly [ __ ] here we go put the tea in that the D does that what teabag came out why why are these things that are allowed to happen in my life right now pick up a cookie a couple go your what if only I could [ __ ] eat these you want a slice of cake I give you a slice of cake there's a big ol slice of cake for you god damnit I need to cut it really just indulge offer [ __ ] sake hey you guys who made this game yeah be able to pick up the table [ __ ] teabag in teabag in the tea bag it drop it in maybe I do need more than want a bike more than one tea bag here we go here we go don't follow don't follow don't float don't follow her okay it's okay it's fine happy smiles he faces I got this there's a tea bag here there's a tea bag here I want it all I want it so bad oh I want it so bad green go No raise your hand there you go there you go are we are we Steven do it do we have tea yet what what is in you right now is at Edith poor note is it children's dreams is it my tears it's nothing it's just the tea bags [ __ ] it and do it [ __ ] your tea bags [ __ ] everything [ __ ] the teddy bear screw you guys add this video on tea party simulator never ever ever again I'm not even gonna look at a cup of tea or a kettle or a teapot or caking cookies even anymore I need caking cookies right now to bring me out of the miserable funk that ain't after that game other than that was quite enjoyable but anyway thank you guys so much watching this video if you like then what's like what now in the face wake up eyes and I'm a [ __ ] Oh shh shh but thank you guys know we're selling out you son of a [ __ ] mr. Lawrence are you is this cake not gonna bake cake pink is the reason I'm gonna make a night like this perfect amount of this Oh okay so that's how we're rapping I can I can I've lost the will to can

Channel: jacksepticeye

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Length: 12min 6sec (726 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 23 2015