Lobster Bisque Opportunities

please come in hey guys thanks so much for meeting with me today before we get started do you have any questions why are we here where did we come from and where are we going I meant questions about our meeting who are you I'm Matt your business consultant yeah we went to college together oh that's nice and I married your sister oh wow yeah I also gave you a kidney ah kidney best no I mean that my kidney was surgically nevermind you know that's what everybody today I wanted to talk to you about some ideas I had for your business yes yes yes uh your restaurant is one of the most successful in the city and I wanted to talk to you about some opportunities for growth growth why would I need to be taller to run a restaurant hypocrite no I I mean growth for your business this goodness right sorry bro do you even bisque um yes I've eaten bisque your bisque once you go bisque you can't resist I see listen I just think that you should expand your horizons how large are my horizons supposed to be oh that is the perfect question and I happen to have the perfect answer a serendipitous yes I want you to imagine this you want me to sell best to chickens no the chicken is in the kitchen with the best there why doesn't he have a chef's hat on that is a health code violation yeah his feathers may fall into the food no I didn't mean he was a cook wait a second chickens can't cook they can't even read temperatures at least not in Fahrenheit no chickens will be doing any cooking not in my restaurant next idea no my idea is for your restaurant to specialize in both chicken dishes and bisque hence the name chicken and this page eNOS why would I name my restaurant chicken and bisque if I don't sell chicken well that's my idea your idea is to name my restaurant after food I don't sell how do you think I am Steve Jobs nope my idea is for you to start selling chicken chicken bisque sure that I'm okay so you're one of those quacks excuse me you can't sell chicken biscuit Matthew it's too earthy too grainy the texture is unpalatable let's leave the chicken in the noodle soup okay but there are other dishes you can make with chicken other dishes I have an idea okay with only one wait a chicken check it out haha not yet chicken nuggets chicken nuggets turkey Nuggets these Nuggets aren't those just meatballs bacon diets veggie Nuggets gold can't feed that to people lobster nage oh look where did you even get this sign you want one why do you have never mind it's free no cost Rossi's ah thank you don't you think nuggets are a little childish George Bernard Shaw what you know that guy yes he's an author wine he once said never give a nugget to a child that you would not eat yourself I'm pretty sure he was talking about book irrelevant okay but nuggets just make you think of greasy fingers and sauce packets Jamie I know that wasn't a good five sauces five delicious flavors five children children are these our children they look nice yes your Godfather to that one ah yes yes idea I made him a biscuit cut not ripheus you know what let's just go with the nugget idea we can find a way to make that classic now get sand bad but only if we make it nice we have to serve it with a garnish and offer a variety of sauces are generally elegant dishes not sauce packets yeah how does that sound okay it is a level ii idea I know right this is exciting yeah there's just something missing okay what do you think it's just something I don't know I got it great what is it that's it the most genius idea I ever had just bask get it oh hey guys hey I just had some extra times on hangout I have a watch but you should subscribe because I'm gonna be here just talk to you until you do I'm gonna I'm gonna wait till you subscribe so it's great it's great that you're gonna do that all right all right well maybe I'm just I'm just gonna go but keep that up subscribe

Channel: Studio C

Views: 1,609,911

Rating: 4.9538083 out of 5

Keywords: Studio C, Lobster (Organism Classification), Bisque (Dish), BYUtv, BYU Television (TV Network), Lobster Bisque, Business Ideas, Consulting, BYU, College, Humor, COmedy, Clean Comedy, Family Comedy, SNL, Sketch Comedy (TV Genre), Saturday Night Live (TV Program), Funny Or Die (Organization), CollegeHumor (Website), Matt Meese, James Perry, funny, spoof, parody, Satire (TV Genre)

Id: sCaI-1MmLOM

Length: 5min 41sec (341 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 09 2014