Hearts Of Iron 4: WHAT IF THE SOVIETS WON THE COLD WAR?

would you believe a million cosine because goddamn salivate then hey guys it's your boy I sorrow productions here and today we're in the worthless best bit of content that is hard serve io4 after my last videos were recommended me that I played the red world March for hearts of iron for my path rival Jason from the Midwest United States of America he said that before the kids our school calling you a complete idiot for walking around in your complete communist get up in your little red birth or [ __ ] those capitalist little pigs Jason because we're playing the red world model MOT that shows what would have happened if the Soviets wanted the Cold War also I'm playing with an that mod but I think I might take it off because I'm just not ban into it unfortunately I am too lazy to read up exactly how the Soviets won the Cold War but I'm sure it's no better than Twilight fan fiction most of Europe has been completely overtaken by the communist regimes except the United Kingdom and Spain meanwhile though over in America yeah that's right the [ __ ] math I'm sure there's plenty of reasons why the USA broke up but why the [ __ ] is not in charge of Montana come on notches 2017 go update minecraft 20,000 life I'll do a tasteful review of I crafted 22 per sister my name's Donald Rumsfeld and I'm very angry and Donald has a right to be angry because someone's Kamiya fight my god damn United States but don't worry Donald I'm here now and I'm going to put us on the right path so here we are in the remains of the Republican Party part of the United States of America oh boy we've got a lot of work to do we do have a substantial army already that's not too shabby and by not too shabby I mean they're all literally rednecks with tanks but hey we can't be picky with our one military factor a also for whatever reason our opposition is no and Chomsky over here in communist version of the United States and he is well known for being an anarcho-syndicalist linguist I exactly know skia linguist has led the revolution in the united states of america and torn us all apart i don't know but i do know that his writing isn't going to beat my hillbillies in tanks oh hey can you see i hate communists they're lame and guys are blow them up with my god an m1 abrams chimney jinkies an assassination in a communist state at oh my god SPM Princess Diana diamond I do not care oh it's everybody's favorite time it's an American election oh my god it's the god Emperor himself Jeb Bush please like the video well as great as you are Donald you are just a little bit too angry for me I think we're gonna go with Jeb Bush this time round joke's on you no a match on ski I still own Washington and there's no way you can get past my unstoppable force oh one mechanizing the drink oh god damn it all right yeah don't mind me I'm just going to go ahead and unite all of these dis United States into one mega state and I'm going to call it the combined States of America unsurprisingly there was not a single person here to stop me in fact I don't think they even knew that the United States has broken apart honestly if illegal immigrants are coming here a country led by Jeb Bush they've probably got it pretty bad in their own country will you include the choice guys nobody cares man Jeb is just such a happy guy he should happy to just even be considered a presidential nominee and look he's so happy the Texans have decided to join us Jeb Bush 2020 so the UK is run by the Social Democrats and in their cabinet they have George Osborne he literally called Frugal in his goddamn description okay so that largely is quite surprising Ethiopia but you know what you do you I'm just going to go ahead and reinvade everywhere that broke free of me no one stopped me please can anybody stop this great invading army of hell and miscreants led by Jeb Bush find out next time it's 2017 and I've had enough of Minecraft especially when you've gone ahead and stolen an entire nation not sure you sold minecraft for one point ten trillion dollars but you can't just buy Montana god damn it Jeff either when you're trying to spy on the entire country I just can't help it you just look so goddamn happy least in this hope there's no more German imperialism are they only it's just not gonna help oh no the Germans are evolving wires Illinois famous for faint famous Illinois honestly the union of Lincoln sounds like an excellent place but this isn't the [ __ ] Fallout universe you can't just create stupid Nations well we're really starting to unite America now Jeb Bush has done wonders for the entire world but I have just noticed the Queen has decided to take over the entire UK and he tried to puppet Parliament everybody run I just can't live in a world where you tar is free I'm sorry well we've most of all of the smaller states and all those blessed is the two big horrible communist ones which was going to have to take out and I'm sure it's gonna be a hell of a battle it wasn't well mr. Chomsky I think we have a dinner date or what your linguist I too love linguine let's have Italian food oh god damn it those goddamn Alaska they've declared war on us what the hell do they think I have the time and effort to go ahead and fight them come I'll have to do a naval invasion that's just too much effort for me well other than Alaska and Mexico's penis that is currently sticking me right in the rectum I think we're almost United here and as soon as we are united we need to go and Free Europe once again for the fifth billion tie the United States strikes again pew that's lucky I was just about to invade your flora god that's a lot of bloodshed bloodshed lost isn't it Mexico look so we look pretty oh look at that time has come we need to reform into our combined States of America our what the United States us nowhere near as good as the combined state please clap our well unfortunately it looks like clubs in Parliament didn't go too well for Queen Lizzy that doesn't both too wealthy United Kingdom because Oh God chart the fraud unsurprisingly as soon as Charles took over the United Kingdom collapsed it was replaced by Mr blobby and maybe I missed something but Wales Scotland and Northern Ireland have all been posited by France and I'm pretty sure you need to go see a doctor there my friend as your mid-stroke oh god damn it mr. blobby he's got starch mat he's declaring war on all of Britta's ex-colonies we're going to have to do something about this we can't stand by and let this happen okay now I'm confused chaals died apparently despite not being in control and secondly he just put William in charge the throne I don't think these Communists are gonna really want afro sorry give your smart guy you want us to befriend Turkey despite the fact Turkey doesn't exist yeah the Queen wasn't dead after all I knew she couldn't die she's hiding out somewhere I don't know where honestly nothing makes sense anymore in the UK well I guess all that it took Rajan see you're not to want the Falklands for them to come into contact with mr. blobby now if you don't know what mr. blobby is audience feel free to go lock it up you you'll love it I promise I try to need a way into Europe you're kind of the closest thing to me so sorry about this Portugal yeah I know you're not really the enemy here Spain but I still need to get into Europe here so I beat Spain and their allied with Britain and all I did was land in Dover and they capitulated Mr blobby has no [ __ ] spy so I posited the United Kingdom forgetting I was nationalists and I accidentally put mr. blobbies brother in control Nick Griffin the forces are assembled and I think is high time we take out mr. Putin over there and his god damn communism Oh No somebody new plunder no links my puppet oh no aah no they they Nick Dover oh god no oh no oh no they need Liverpool and nobody could actually tell the difference between pre meet and post news Liverpool oh now that now they need sperm eager but not Birmingham meanwhile I'm invading all of your up god dammit those noobs might have capitulated my puppet I might have wrapped a ring Vader but don't worry we're all we've got to do now is kill the Soviets and peace will be accomplished also let's keep note of every time the Soviets have this book where they just take all of their troops off of the front line and get white where the [ __ ] does this happen it's a sad day for everyone when the Welsh Democratic Republic in the United Republic of Scotland capitulate well after a couple tactical nukes of high population centres in their Soviet Union I've managed to kill them and no communism have been defeated not actually defeat there I'm sure there's plenty of communist countries that aren't in the Warsaw Pact well this is a surprisingly good mark to play quite flushed out but I'm pretty sure they've just copy and pasted a bunch of the other modern-day mods oh you know what fair play Fair Play if you enjoyed this video feel free to give it a like or a subscribe like I've liked and subscribe to all of Europe with my penis the penis of nationalism if you've made it this far through the video feel free to leave a comment right now say inhale Jay Jeb Bush hail Jeb Bush Jeb Bush 2020 and we'll see maybe if we get enough those comments if Jeb Bush will come out to [ __ ] woodwork after he's been hiding after that terrible terrible display of his last election campaign ah sure forgot about North Korea Kim Jong Il's live God well I guess those nuclear testing go to well via did they Kim

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Id: rHff3ZEMOX8

Length: 11min 2sec (662 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 02 2017

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