"No Soup For You!" | The Soup Nazi | Seinfeld

hey jerry i didn't know you like soup hard to believe this guy makes the best soup in the city jerry the best you know what they call them soup nazis all right i'm not letting you cut in line why not because if he catches us we'll never be able to get soup again okay okay [Laughter] medium turkey chili medium crab bisque i didn't get any bread just forget it let it go excuse me i i think you forgot my bread bread two dollars extra two dollars but everyone in front of me got free bread you want bread yes please three dollars what nothing for you [Applause] oh man oh this is fantastic how does he do it you know i don't see how you can sit there reading that and not even offer me any i gave you a taste what do you want why can't we share i told you not to say anything you can't go in there brazenly flout the rules and then think i'm gonna share with you do you hear yourself i'm sorry this is what comes from living under a nazi regime well i got to go back there and try again good afternoon one large crab bisque to go red beautiful you're pushing your luck little man sorry thank you thank you hey there um oh oh oh one malagatani and um what is that right there is that lima bean yes i've never been a big fan um you know what does has anyone ever told you look exactly like al pacino you know sound of a woman [Laughter] very good very good you know something for you come back one year next one large jambalaya please so continue well my friend is awfully disappointed is all now she's very emotional thank all right now you you have been a good friend i have another one in my basement if you want to pick it up you're welcome to it so take it it's yours how can i possibly thank you you are the only one who understands me you suffer for your soup yes that is right you demand perfection from yourself from your soup how can i tolerate any less from my customer gazpacho por favor por favor oh i'm part spanish adios muchacho hi kramer gave me the armoire and it is so beautiful i mean i just can't tell you how much i appreciate it you if i knew it was for you i never would have given it to him in the first place i would have taken a hatchet and smashed it to pieces no who wants soup next speaker hello you you think you can get soup please you're wasting everyone's time i don't want sue i can make my own soup five cups chopped porcini mushrooms half a cup of olive oil three pounds celery what is my recipe for wild mushroom yeah that's right i got them all cold cucumber corn and crab chowder mulliganing you through soup nazis no more soup for you

Channel: Seinfeld

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Length: 5min 9sec (309 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 18 2021