Seinfeld - The Deleted Episode (fan made)

released ten years ago the Seinfeld complete series box set contains more than 100 hours of bonus features including many deleted scenes as you'll see we've tried to come up with the most coherent episode possible using scenes which were visibly part of story arcs Jerry having trouble with Watley and Vanya in lane meeting Steinbrenner Kramer falling in love with the bathroom lady and George always struggling with Susan still we'll all agree that most of the plot doesn't make any sense then again this just might be the ultimate episode about nothing enjoy I like the idea of the women's room you have a door says women on it and women come right out of it what more do you want men say to me way to me women I say there you go there's the door what could be clearer than it says women they got to be in there the men's room on the other hand is a nauseating disgusting place and every man in there is a revolting perverted human slime men don't want to meet relate or deal with any other men in the men's room we don't even use our hands we touch everything with the feet toilets faucets and else we become a Ranga tank go to put ropes in there so we could swing in swinging [Applause] [Music] by the refills transferable [Laughter] coming in hey locks Brooke so this is how you get your jollies why I feel pretty good right now you're kidding and there isn't any other day oh I don't believe it yeah all right I'll tell my fiancee yeah yeah I'll let you know okay hey yeah going over to Jerry's George I just got some really bad news my parents know that was Leonard's on the phone there's been some kind of a double booking and we can't have the wedding on March 21st oh no oh that is that that's terrible oh yeah you killed him you know how much I wanted to get married the first day of spring well if you want Leonard's it can't be until June well we want Leonard's we must have let it well I'll call Hallie and tellers doesn't have to worry about being a maid of honor until June yeah your cereal shelf oh I got shredded wait kicks triples what's that puff thing by the audience know what happened I finished him look you're four feet away come and look for yourself hey if you're not in here in three seconds I'm locking the door what happened to the audience George we're gonna go over to the old man's house now Billy yeah you going over there now yeah I'll take along take a ride what the hell oh yeah hey you guys whatever you we went um you you guys see right here Netherlands right next to Belgium that's what I've got so where the hell is Holland I don't know well it's gotta be someplace unless they're making it up well who would gain from that why don't we just ask someone we are not asking we are gonna figure this out maybe it's sunk maybe it's like Atlantis we're living underwater that's the life huh all right could we just stay focused for once can we we have a focus on anything for more than five seconds that's our problem oh that's our problem we're sitting here with a globe in an atlas in a coffee shop looking for a country that may have sunk and this is our one problem you're right let's let's move on uh-huh we do this 10 wadley's practices now adults only what the hell is going on in there yeah hey you're not gonna believe who's in this penthouse yeah who's she that's Cheryl I think that's Tim Watley's new hygienist well it says her name's Tiffany and call everyone Tiffany in here let me take a look they're facing here are you sure this is her well if you're looking like this see it kinda looks like it huh look at it we've cut myself mixed up with a swing in dentists George Lane what are you doing here okay I want to talk to you about something and I wanted to tell you in person what I'm not going to the wedding why not because Jerry is bringing a date I am NOT an usher I don't have anyone to talk to and I'm not sitting at the singles table all by myself wait a minute young lady what's this about singles tables I don't sit at singles tables singles tables are for losers the Yankees have won 33 pennants and 22 world's championships we're winners we don't sit with losers well and I got an idea you're gonna go to the party with me oh well gee you dance don't you lose a little weight get yourself in shape and then when they throw the bridal bouquet you'll maybe get it no mister well I know you're the cause of all this Costanza it's your wedding so either she goes with me or you're out of here yesterday's newspaper of course she's gonna go with you mr. Stein well that's fine I don't like to put undue pressure on people all right it shouldn't be too bad have you ever met Cheryl I don't think so oh my goodness there she is oh my Venus from the bathroom it should be me one of those hi there we met at the bathroom gonna help you a piece of cake no thank you wait uh listen I you know I like you a lot your luck swings mr. s thanks for the favor angel I know they're tough to get number 74 74 hey Jerry looks like I'm on right after you again with those last wings oh well you can't get those anyway oh you're a friend of Jerry's I find something Wow I'm gonna tell everyone about this I'm going on the Internet then that Jerry the neck hey buddy could you put well Jerry at Kramer some kinda nut job isn't he Kramer oh yeah he's a good guy let's break guys super guy I'll give you $20 if you just leave right now 50 and you pay for the food I'll make it a hundred if you slide off the far side of the store let's see it you got a deal with everybody what do you mean you couldn't get the car look you were supposed to be there we were standing outside waiting I'm sorry they wouldn't give me the car they wouldn't give you the car what kind of a lame excuse is that I never feel like you're being honest with me you don't wait a second wait a second fetch the Winsett it's in two days maybe I'm not that trustworthy let's look at it let's examine it well it's just that I was waiting I wanted to see the dresses and I guess I just got upset are you breaking up with me all right let me just get my things and I'll move in with Jerry all right I know you want me out of here and I'll go I'll go I know a breakup when I hear one you don't have to couch it uh-huh it's all right it's all under the surface and I'm not a stalker don't worry I'm not gonna stalk you I'm not there you go no stalk all right where's my showcase yards would you just shut up I am not breaking up with you you're not I have been waiting for this refill for like ten minutes all right that's it I'm going back there and I'm getting it myself you've been saying that for years no no no this time I mean it I'm going behind that counter you can't go back there why not you don't go back there you don't do it I've gone in I don't know you hey some woman's getting around coffee oh okay [Music] wait [Laughter] hey principal go back to Monaco this ain't the wrong library hey Jerri oh my god look both wearing the same coat you know what I like about it the crest Jerri the crest this is a fool carefully orchestrated joke right ah look at us like brothers huh hey you're cute Thanks I don't believe oh I got a confide in you I'm kind of upset that George didn't include me as an usher in the wedding you know it's a time when people that are close to you should be close to you yeah yeah kind of like the Last Supper tell me about it you aren't upset with the chair Aria that I came early and got this seat because if you are I'd be glad to exchange with you just so we agree that if I hate it over there that will exchange back again sure thanks you know okay get this I'm on a plane a few weeks ago and just to relax I take my shoes off next thing I know the plane starts going up and I never seen my shoes again they must have slid all the way to the back of the plane they were swayed to I like suede shoes sometimes if it's good sway you can write your initials on it go against the grain EB EB yeah well I I've got to get going I've got a dental appointment wisdom to its left mm-hmm so anyway I land in Chicago I'm walking through the airport with no shoes on can i confide something to you I was never more comfortable in my life in fact I'm weaning myself off shoes no more shoes for me no more bye bye bye bye hi bye-bye shoes I'll see it the wedding yeah yeah yeah it's gonna be all barefoot from now on sure I'll have to wash my feet a little more yeah come to think of it I better get some kind of big bucket you think I could use some kind of garbage pail er a cooler yeah Lanie needs a cooler give me a cooler where are you going you want to give me a cooler clean keeping cool cool Lena needs cold feet call me okay so we meet again this bathroom lady oh I see shoot me what is it some kind of detour through here yes we're doing some construction on the streets don't believe this city hey George how many in your party I was just walking my dog you uh you people have a reservation oh oh I'm sorry ah I'm Jerry I'm Julie nice to meet you nice to meet you thanks for watching and don't forget to subscribe for more new film videos [Music]

Channel: Moon Film

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Id: GzBQwvTSH1s

Length: 16min 0sec (960 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 03 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/EngineerGuy_HU]

That Kramer part with the yellow CAUTION! ribbon killed me at the end xD

[u/bubadmt]

The crest Jerry, the crest!