Another Herschel Abortion Scandal, Eric Trump’s Sad Call to Daddy & Kanye Shows Up Uninvited

thank you the host of the show thanks please relax thank you for coming thanks for watching you you picked a good one to be here we have a we've assembled a super duper show for you tonight Duran Duran is with us tonight all the way from wakanda the cast of Black Panther wakanda forever you probably saw the big movie premiere is right across from our Theater tonight it's fun this is one of the few times of the year people dressed as superheroes in this neighborhood aren't high on meth not only is it black panther day it's also National pumpkin day today and I thought this was interesting a grower in Minnesota grew the largest pumpkin ever recorded weighed more than a ton 2 560 pounds it was the size of a dumpster and that dumpster-sized pumpkin grew up to be president of the United States [Applause] [Music] speaking of gourds Kanye West is totally out of his yesterday yay lost uh 1.5 billion dollar deal he had with Adidas so today I don't know if you saw that he showed up unannounced and uninvited at the corporate headquarters for Skechers in Manhattan Beach Skechers which his ex-wife Kim did commercials for is owned by the Greenberg family so they threw him right out they said and put out a statement announcing him ironically this is not a joke before he barged into Skechers he stopped at the bagel shop next door and he shouldn't be allowed to eat Bagels anymore right I mean at the very least locks him up there's there's not much good news for Kanye Madame Tussauds in London has removed his wax figure from there they're gonna melt it down and make a bunch of little Kevin Harts I heard some uh have dropped he had a sportsman agement company called donda Sports uh including two of his biggest clients Aaron Donald the Rams and the Celtics Jalen Brown said no more at this point the only athlete who'd be dumb enough to sign with Dawn to sports is Herschel Walker because things aren't going much better for Herschel his campaign for Senate gets nuttier by the day in less than two years this is where we at and now you're asking for six more years do you look like we got peanuts in our brain let me think about that for an hour I think is the answer yes uh yes I say yes I am sick and tired of people thinking that we're bad people they're saying we're bad people we're racist people let's be real Now 23 and me and screwed us all up we don't know what we are and it really don't matter does it well 23andMe hasn't screwed us all up okay by the way 23andMe is what Herschel calls dinner with his children did you know that foreign [Applause] to say that Herschel Walker drove her to a clinic to have an abortion he is allegedly pro-life she says she didn't want to have the abortion she left the clinic he made her go back in and have it while he waited in the parking lot he was married at the time she says she has a voice message from Herschel telling her that he loves her she has a photo of him on a hotel room bed she has letters both to her and to her parents but once again Herschel said this is just another woman telling another lie I'm already hoping this is a line I'm not gonna entertain you security a lie alone and I also want to let you know I didn't kill JFK I'm on this street and he did not kill JFK but if he had killed him he would have done it while he was in the womb while we're on the subject of unwanted children Eric Trump son of Donald has been um making him around as part of something called the reawaken America Tour this is this is quite a tour Michael Flynn Roger Stone the my pillow guy all the stars of the magaverse are there including this electrifying young man my father finally got a subpoena from the January 6 committee did anybody see this this hoax committee and I'm telling you I told him a minute ago I go you have to go testify you know what because it'll be the greatest entertainment who wants to pop a beer make some popcorn and watch Donald Trump talk about election fraud in the United States of America yeah I do too I would like to see that I but Daddy's lawyers definitely don't want them they they want him to be quiet so he doesn't go to jail and you don't have to work at a car wash for the rest of your life but hey Eric if you can get him on the stand great I'll make the popcorn we can eat peanuts out of Herschel Walker's head it'll be fantastic um hi Pitch Eric Trump even treated the crowd to a phone call with his old man it's to call him so Dad you have an amazing crowd I'm here in Pennsylvania [Music] [Applause] treating everybody fantastically [Music] great guy hold on can we zoom in on that phone and take a closer look does it what the heck that's cute here in um I don't know if you know this buddy here in California there's a lotto ticket worth 38 million dollars that has gone unclaimed since April and if the winner doesn't come forward by Friday that money will go to uh California schools I know what a waste right it's if you do have the winning ticket you're strongly encouraged to call the Lottery's customer service line which I would imagine doesn't get a whole lot of calls you think there's like a person at someone's job sitting there waiting for the are you even paying attention yeah yeah yeah I think that yeah in some way I am pay attention to you yeah I was waiting for you I know you're working security yeah and let's go out to Hollywood Boulevard we've got some unsuspecting pedestrians are about to hit a jackpot of their own I mentioned the premiere for the New Black Panther movies happening right across the street we've come up with a way to surprise some of the fans who are gathering outside the theater so let's first go to our lobby where Lupita Nyong'o denied gorilla you look great how you doing it's a big night are you excited yeah wow yeah so well we're going to make it a little more fun for um some of the folks who are fans of the movie and what we've done is we put a if we can show the whole we put a hole in my face sorry about the hole but on the other side we've got a sign and we're going to find a fan on the street and offer them a sneak peek and when they peek they will see the three of you okay you guys stand by we'll go out and out of my cousin's cell who's on Hollywood Boulevard hello Sal how are you Jimmy how you doing I'm doing well thank you and and who do we have here oh there's wakanda fever Forever on the boulevard we have Johnny and Stacy hi Johnny and Stacy how you guys doing Jimmy great where are you from We're from Clinton Mississippi are you here on vacation no you're not actually here doing a little business Jimmy and just happened to want to spend the day in Los Angeles now did you see the first Black Panther movie we did and did you enjoy the first Black Panther movie yes would you several times like to see a sneak peek at the New Black Panther movie yeah oh yeah okay well now Marvel you have to promise because uh you know the movie's not out yet we don't want any spoilers so if you do get to see the sneak peek you have to promise that you won't tell anyone what you've seen okay gotcha okay yeah one of you guys you must head up there together uh what you both yeah just kind of head there together all right and um you can see that you see that hole in the wall right there now yeah put your head right through there boom [Applause] that's Stacy she can't do the wakanda salute without her arms right she's already Stacy's husband is here too why don't you give your husband Johnny a moment [Laughter] yeah Johnny go ahead and see what's going on there oh wow [Applause] good to see you good to see you all thank you I love it Johnny you're happy it's almost perfectly in that hole well Gemini told me to stick my whole head inside so um anyway we uh I think we have a little surprise for you all right you got a little something for Johnny and Stacy yeah um I don't know if you have anything going on this evening but we may have a ticket for you to come see the backpack forever the calendar is actually empty yes perfect all right there you go all right all right let's see if we have a uh Cousin Sal you have anybody else out there oh Jimmy these two don't seem to be fans this could be a waste of time I'm not well come on all right oh my goodness now um you guys know about the movie right uh I don't think we do very kind of crazy about it hey this is what are your names first of all hi my name is Carlos I'm Andres and we both are from Mexico you're from Mexico you live in Mexico you came here for the premiere specifically yes we did you did of course representing Mexico do you want to see a sneak peek of the uh of the movie of course all right all right all right well cousin South you lead them in there I can I'm getting a sneak peek of your testicles all right yeah just go ahead and eat yeah put your head through that there you go there you go how are you hello what do you think huh it's crazy nice to meet you I wish you could watch my too you could see my outfit we saw it anymore right [Applause] thank you I don't know what I'm feeling right now do you want a shot maybe the yeah all right okay yeah this is the only way it can go down Viva Mexico yeah I got it for tonight that's a great one let's let Carlos take a look here also yeah all right here we go Carla Carlos doesn't know what's going on oh my God it's so crazy to see you [Applause] excited for the movie thank you so much I had a helmet and everything awesome thank you wow the way would you guys maybe be interested in VIP tickets to the movie uh sure did you fly here in those outfits from Mexico sadly we did you did you go for TSA on this outfit all right well it all paid off all right thank you Carlos all right thank you there you go just yes all right all right ladies well come on in and we'll have some fun here in the studio [Applause]

Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Id: NoqAGmIjAzY

Length: 12min 47sec (767 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 26 2022