MyPillow Mike’s 48-Hour Yellathon & Vaccine Hesitancy Among Republican Men

I'm Jimmy I'm the host of the show thank you for watching thank you for joining us on what was I have to admit one of the least productive days that we've had here at our office in quite some time because Mike Lindell the my pillow guy uh with whom I am obsessed launched his new website and is now about a third of the way through uh 48-hour live yellathon he's planning to broadcast live for 48 hours straight on his new social media site frankspeach.com and you know a lot of people said the CEO of a pillow company couldn't successfully launch a major social media site and those people were 100 correct it is really I highly recommend it it is quite a spectacle if you're high I recommend it it's a it's like it's like the Jerry Lewis Telethon if Jerry was on a public access Channel and crack it's quite a productive phones are ringing or crank calls pouring in the lights went out he kept branding and raving about the same things over and over again machines vaccines and me I said uh we're not going to let you use the N where the seaworthy f word or use God's name in vain and you know what right away Jimmy right away Jimmy Kimmel grabbed that mock me and then he mocked Me by being a crack addict anyway it's horrific Jimmy Kimmel gets on TV and says makes a joke out of this launch he goes back to my drug days says it's a wonder I have any teeth left you know Jimmy Kimmel bashed me the other night he says you know this ex crack addict you know it's a wonder if he has teeth you know he bashed I talked about my crack addiction made fun of that and basically slamming addiction and shaming people and you know shaming the American dream Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy Kimmel went on TV and had a conniption he goes can you believe Mike lindell's coming up we don't even know why he's doing that he should stick to pillows and then he says oh Mike's platform you can't use God's human being and nobody laughed in his audience Jimmy your jokes aren't funny anymore because you know what people have common sense now and I'm sorry Jimmy Kimmel you won't use you won't get to use God's name in vain I'm praying for Jimmy Kimmel and you know what I'd go on your show Jimmy and all you late night hosts that sit here and mock people and mock things and and uh he's right thanks for all the shout outs um here's something you think he's really praying for me like like honestly you think when he said his prayers before bed he actually named me Guillermo what do you think I don't do you don't think so made it well Michael Liddell doesn't seem to understand I'm his biggest fan I don't I have no idea what he's doing but I love it I am enjoying it of course I would have him on our show under two conditions number one he has to actually come in to our studio I need to see him in person I want us I want to smell the knockwurst in his mustache and number two I would like to conduct our interview in a bed uh surrounded by pillows here's me and Mike snuggled up side by side in the California King surrounded by sacks of goose feathers the way it seems reasonable right he's gonna need a break he's been going non-stop since seven o'clock this morning in 17 hours he's taken maybe two breaths at one point he claimed they had 75 million people watching even Trump was like oh please quit exaggerating but the fact that anyone watching besides me of course is a miracle this is this is supposed to be the big sign up day but when you went to the sign up page this is what you got at error 502 but once they did finally get going Mike Lindell blamed the technical difficulties on enemies both foreign and domestic we're under the biggest attack in history we're getting I'm getting death threats and everything else breaks people can't come in they're trying to turn their power off they're attacking a power grid here I have been attacked our country has been attacked everyone out there has been attacked these are the kind of attacks we're getting everybody they're even trying to attack the phones everybody we were attacked by every country part of this attack on her country they're attacking my country company right now Frank's speech was attacked they attacked Frank speech they've attacked Frank it was the biggest attack they attacked us they're attacking us they're attacking us they're attacking us they attacked us we were attack huge attack they attacked now the attacks the attack the attempt it's going to be the biggest attack ever how is he going to do this for 30 more hours the doctor on set I looked up some of the long-term effects of using crack cocaine crack cocaine abuse may cause the following mental or emotional problems aggression extreme depression delirium hallucinations irritability mood disturbances panic attacks paranoia psychosis and launching your own social media site but and I don't know it seems I'm not a doctor but uh Mike Lindell is not going to be able to do this alone this is a huge undertaking but fortunately he has a lot of very high profile celebrity friends yeah Ted Nugent coming on Ted you're there I got Mike happy spring time to you and thank you for being on the front lines for Freedom We Salute You my great friend Ben Carson here Ben thanks for coming on hey Grandma hold on here we got Scott Baio my good friend Scott are you there hello everyone oh we have the president here our real president everyone hello Mr President macron show.com [Applause] to see what they're doing they're attacking us and more attacks they're attacking poor guy he's so excited hopefully the real Trump will call it hopefully a dozen fake trumps will call in and then the real Trump will call in and by the way if you get through to Mike noindell and he thinks he has Donald Trump on the line go with it don't just scream your website out milk it you set the hook reel him in anyway so uh I want to thank Mike Lindell for providing us with a lot of new stuff and wish him the best of luck with DeLucia palooza and he is welcome on our show provided he meets both of my conditions right that's right Jimmy all right wait while we're on the subject of things that are filled with drugs this was an unusual bust by the TSA in Houston a traveler will stop at the airport with a suspicious burrito in his carry-on bag and the X-ray revealed a lump so the TSA opened it up and found a bag of crystal meth in the burrito some people wake up with coffee others choose a burrito full of meth who are we to just I would smuggle my meth in a Cinnabon like you get a lot more in President Biden over the weekend took some time out to play golf is his first round of golf since taking office in January and of course he was criticized for it even though by comparison at this stage of his presidency Trump had already logged 19 days on the golf course he was essentially a player on the Senior PGA Tour who occasionally violated the Constitution but this has got to be this is when Trump is most furious that he's banned from Twitter I mean the chance to post an almost unfathomably hypocritical tweet criticizing Biden for playing golf one time after he basically spent his entire presidency on the course and after repeatedly attacking Obama for playing I mean it's literally and figuratively teed up for him but he's not able to do it Trump Biden Obama Bush Clinton all golfers our last five presidents all golfers why do they all play golf what is it wouldn't it be refreshing to hear about the president unwinding with a nice round of Skee-Ball for a change you know as of today every American who's 16 or older is eligible to get the vaccine in every United States state presidents are fighting and Obama appeared together in a star-studded special on NBC last night urging Americans to get the shot almost no one watch that special uh had very low ratings why would we already had a special to promote the vaccine it's called the news every day for the past 13 months but lots of people including half of Republican men just do not seem to get it which has many people including Dr fauci confused on the one hand they want to be relieved of the restrictions but on the other hand they don't want to get vaccinated it just almost doesn't make any sense no more now we're supposed to make sense when will this madman stop trying to control us listen let's call vaccine hesitancy what it really is willful stupidity and we've got a lot of it we've which could mean a whole new round of this virus so the White House is pulling out all the stops to try to sell young people on getting their shots now that they're eligible now part of that plan is to put Dr fauci on Snapchat I'm not kidding that's what better way to get people vaccinated than an 80 year old infectious disease specialist vomiting rainbows we all want normalcy in America the highway to that normalcy is vaccination very similar to what Israel has done in his doing we can get there and every single day as we get three to four million people vaccinated we get closer and closer to that normalcy see that's that's how you do it you know Dr fauci says by fall we will find out whether or not we'll need to get a third shot a booster shot to protect against the new variants of the virus this vaccine is going to be like the iPhone there will be an update every year and you're going to hate the friends who get it before you in order to stop covid I have a plan Guillermo okay okay all right now you know a lot of guys don't want to get the vaccine yes yeah why do you think that is uh I think because they're afraid what I think because they're afraid you think it's because they're afraid I don't know yeah I don't think it's because they're afraid well and I'm not telling you what I think I think it's because it's a macho thing they're like I don't need the vaccine it's some sort of sign of weakness I got it and I'm a macho I'm a guy and I got it yeah there you go yeah I got it he's a matcha we got a macho sitting right here on the school oh my God [Applause] we got a whole plate of machos over there I don't think a TV special putting Dr fauci on Snapchat is going to do anything to convince people who these men who don't want to get the shot there's a lot of disinformation out there and I think the CDC should just stop trying to appeal to Common Sense and embrace the nonsense hello I'm Dr Dan badanski despite what you may have read online The Available covid-19 vaccines are very safe and very effective but in some cases men who get the covid-19 vaccine may experience side effects that result in penile growth to the tune of three four and in some patients more than five inches in other words whip it out swing it around it's salami time this has been a message from the United States Centers for Disease Control and prevention all right thanks for watching and remember every time you click the Subscribe button one of your enemies gets destroyed

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Length: 11min 56sec (716 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 20 2021