Googling Weird Stuff! - Game Grumps Compilations

you know her there why she's like a redhead and she has freckles everywhere hang on a tick yeah yeah breaking out the laptop let me brush aside these scorpions lyrics are a bit more pornographic oh why yes you've seen her yes I have yeah of course hey Reagan I knew her by a different pornography yeah she started out uh Steve Allen here's a picture of her having sex with a swamp monster hello thus punking - well the laptop needs to go away now I was trying to look up Lady Gaga applause on your phone oh yeah that's right that's right and I I went into your Safari search thing and it has your top five search results hold on can I read them I can find oh yeah my most recent top five so five results are Thumbelina yeah Lennie's deli in Westwood start date misspelled food and octopus top hat that's the one that really got me you get a real like view into your life and thought process yeah but all I was gonna say with um with the Google search [ __ ] is that like you really need to clear your search history because like you like just in the course of like talking during a normal day and looking up random [ __ ] like you can really get yourself in trouble and the example I gave was I used to do this show we were trying to do a joke where i snort meth and i was like i'm not sure if you can snort meth so i typed it into google like is it possible to snort meth and I was like oh good that I'm sure that won't come back to haunt me when the government looks through my [ __ ] research to history yeah definitely I've probably looked up like how to make a bomb yeah she's like that yeah I mean not that I'd ever [ __ ] make a bomb but like it's just interesting that that's the way to assassinate the president mm-hmm yeah look that up yeah you're not you can't open up the story in my life and just [ __ ] go to page 738 and think you know me yeah I want to read Britney Spears lyrics just like as yeah just surreal just straight like ah well looks like I can add work [ __ ] lyrics to my weird pantheon of Google search history private investigators better get on that [ __ ] okay you want a hot body I do you want a Bugatti I do you want a Maserati I'm thinking yes you better work [ __ ] mmm don't like that one you want a Lamborghini sure sip martinis not really look hot in bikini ooh you better work [ __ ] mmm you want to live fancy probably live in a big mansion I don't know if that rhymes party in France that doesn't run definitely not you better work [ __ ] okay you better work [ __ ] okay I heard you the first student you better work alright that's ports now get to work [ __ ] Irish ow ah was that the lyric no we were just reacting now get to work [ __ ] okay ah all right oh wait I missed a perfect opportunity let me redo that chorus okay now get to work [ __ ] to work [ __ ] working hard like it's your profession watch out now because here it comes Jesus Christ Britney pick up what I'm putting down I got what I'm putting down a napkin I better work [ __ ] you better work [ __ ] you better work [ __ ] you better work [ __ ] now get to work [ __ ] now get to work [ __ ] mmm was that it nope there's our breakdown we're not even that we're not even that verse - yeah are you are you serious yep there's you you [ __ ] think emotions this complex can be [ __ ] expressed I'm sorry Jesus I didn't know this is a Robert Frost poem get up break it down see me coming you he didn't hear my sound tell somebody in your town spread the word spread the word go call the police good call the governor I bring the trouble that means the trouble go oh I make it bubble up call me the bubbler I am the bad [ __ ] the [ __ ] that you love enough here's the bridge found it here comes a really good [ __ ] section okay work work work work work work work work work work and then in parentheses work [Laughter] work work parentheses work work work parentheses work work work parentheses work work honestly work it out times 14 whoa I didn't even bother to write it you got left him in the dust you you better work [ __ ] that's the end of the song that was really good Brittany whoever may yeah don't like his four-headed penis what echidnas have four headed penises what did you not know that they have one penis and then at the end it has four heads [ __ ] up that's an anti [ __ ] alright in the penis how do you spell echidnas ec h i and di l i somebody i thought he was a frigging hedgehog l as in sonic the hedgehog at least knuckles his penis has four heads i don't know what a hedgehog penis looks like okay well i only has two heads i'm about to find out looks like i can add edie hedgehog penis to my amazing google search terms just a kid now look up [ __ ] echidna penis all right I'm getting there pay attention to the plot I'll look up animal dicks we plot green guys saying words in a robot suit robot says oh and then gets hit how can I get upset because the game has a creative goodness to plot oh yes here it is it's got four heads Oh nightmare only are they for heads it's good they're like they're like red and swollen first of all if you look up echidna penis the first thing you will see is a youtube video called the world's most terrifying penis if there's anything doing this show has taught me it's not to like it's to be very sure something is real before you repeat it yeah because like there's so much in your life that you just assume is real because your friend told it to you but your friend didn't know what the [ __ ] that we're talking about definitely yeah and then and then like you'll get 150 emails the next day like you lying sack of [ __ ] you are wrong yeah you're incorrect you did it it's like we did it it's like when Ross was saying that when girl squirts it's her peeing that's not correct really really that's disappointing mostly pee oh but wait it's still an involuntary thing you know it right it's not just like girls pretending in porn to do that and they're just urinating wildly everywhere yeah I'm pretty sure there's pee oh I mean I don't I didn't look it up so I don't care no we need to find out look it up we'll look up Andre yeah WrestleMania three and squirting let's put that nur searches yeah you're welcome Google take my victory walk out of here yeah an octopus top hat yeah every Google search yes what if [ __ ] did it yeah oh come on really do it Gary bill oh it's bill I know this no it wasn't the original script all the integrity of the script is broken I can't believe they changed it yeah the translation errors are abound [ __ ] start sighs lord damn blood yeah robbing me blind it's daylight robbery you fat [ __ ] [Laughter] highway robbery the people that say that when highway robbery was a thing I don't just carried on throughout the I would assume so there's this highway robbery and the guys like I know we're robbing you on a highway yeah well doesn't dissing highway robbery refer to tolls being too high what I thought that's what that came from no well from having like a carriage with your family moving all your [ __ ] across the Oregon Trail yeah but that wasn't a highway that was a dirt road that's the highway all right you should [ __ ] Google that [ __ ] I'd love to know I'm not I just don't know I'm like man I heard enough wonder if you're right my phones over there because that's how I've always known it because there's a there's a dude and Bushido blade which is way before they had cars right called the highwayman and he would like go on the highways with Rob that's that's where you get all your [ __ ] American history Bushido blade all right back wooden ah this is long but we will learn something together it's educational that's what Gingras is top builders yeah we're not a let's play let's a let's learn let's back when people with money could travel the roads or the church was transporting idols gold etc way back when the poor would resort to holding up the coaches horses wagons etc Oh told you yeah you're right God this is a horribly written thing famous thieves include robbing the hood which is where the American term hood or hoodlum comes from oh [ __ ] and Dick Turpin Dick Turpin Nick Turpin who is probably the first quote-unquote highwayman saying the phrase your money or your life damn these are British references at us generally these days the term highway robbery refers to a payment you have no choice but to make they're there and then ie no bargaining just a total handover of all that you have well [ __ ] Wow so I guess kind of it's a it's a combination of what we were saying it's like come to mean the four like road tolls and [ __ ] like that what yeah where did you get where'd you glean that from because I worked it into making me sound smart like I knew what I was talking about I was hoping you wouldn't question it like a bro looks like you [ __ ] do I hope you die in space it's in tubes with oxygen coming out of them oh they're baby sharks growing in there for us I think they're Russian while there's still time yeah what the hell oh god that's right sharks are fish they don't give live birth it's just a little bit longer until about mushara catches I never why did I never think of that I guess I've just seen dolphins and whales being born you know yo yeah and you just assume that the largeness of the creature would be like I've seen a live shark birth I don't think it's possible well so there are some okay okay this might be me bullshitting or remember something wrongly well but if I don't know either way so I certainly won't be able to correct you if I remember correctly there are at least some sharks that they don't lay an egg they get their egg fertilized inside of them and then they have an egg inside of their body and then the egg hatches and they give a live birth oh by the way hold on let me look it up do some sharks give Wow yikes is it is it true no I wrote do some sharks give and Google finished it good head what is going on with my search history that was me yeah I know whoa know what most sharks give birth to live young but some release eggs that hatch later oh that's crazy fish give birth to live young I guess so although they can be divided into two main groups those that lay eggs and those that give birth to live young that's scary as [ __ ] it's super scary like you do imagine the [ __ ] shark chasing you down and then it gives birth to another just like two sharks chasing you Oh nightmare City [ __ ] that [ __ ] all right I'm gonna turn into the boat I was hanging out with my friend Maureen and we were discussing Wham for anyone who doesn't know wham was a very popular group in the 80s George Michael was one half and the other half was a guy had a guy who's not George Michael and we were like who is that other guy and I wonder if he was as gay as George Michael so I got to add the phrase wham gay to my illustrious Google search term history and came up with boom check that out yeah yeah you sent that in a text chain yeah cuz we were because we did a thing with rhett and Link and we were like what's the dress code I sent that picture picture like that we'd like to do something along these lines you know I don't know if Neptune's a boy or a girl honestly I don't see a big shark dick like flopping around so I know what shark dicks look like let's look it up yeah you know what I want that in your search history what shark penis sounds like something they'd make a soup out of that's yeah in like Bangkok or exactly looks like an ad shark penis to my amazing Google search history this okay so I'm going in here now whoa well is it cool is it impressive it's like two pronged damn dude that's weird it's [ __ ] hot you probably get that from bad dragon oh no it's actually - yeah sure why do sharks have two dicks was that so you're googling yes why do sharks have two dicks then why do sharks have two penises I don't know why the male shark circles grabs onto the female's pectoral fin with his mouth and bites down he keeps a tight grip with his sharp teeth while she remains motionless he slides in along her and curls his body in an arch the act is complete when he uses one of two claspers to copulate and impregnate the female what is a clasper zig yeah a shark dick similar to a penis claspers are an external appendage found on male sharks skates and rays that are designed to deliver sperm inside of a female that sounds exactly like a penis yeah why the [ __ ] didn't they just call a penis however they are dissimilar to a penis in that they are not an independent appendage but rather a deeply grooved cartilaginous extension of the Sharks pelvic fins Oh weird but but it's a penis yeah exactly what progress was all the nightmare if they were actually rats tommy pickles is on his deathbed we're like an old man rugs what I don't know series like that all the time oh god it's like what if how what's the thing about rug rats Oh Phil Phil and Lil or like dead or something dumbest [ __ ] I've ever [ __ ] heard no what is it what's the theory is it that all the kids are dead or all the parents are dead or something I don't remember and what the kids are just wandering around with dead parents am I really gonna have to add Rugrats conspiracy theory to my theory you'll find it you'll definitely find it Rugrats theory the Rugrats theory Oh creepypasta yes oh my god I need to know what it is the Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica's demonic and audible imagination Chucky died in 1986 along with his mother that's why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time tommy was born in 1988 but he was a stillborn that's why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live the DeVilles had an abortion in 1990 Angelica couldn't figure out whether it would be a boy or a girl thus creating the twins hey you know what I'm gonna stop reading this right now it's [ __ ] 12 pages long it's already this the stupidest [ __ ] thing I've ever read horrible name go come on what happened I jumped on one of the balls I was looking up skipper good happy for you we'll look up skipper okay Jesus all right because I died doesn't mean I don't want to hear about skipper put that under tubes by reminisces with you tombstone about times past Wow skipper was a great idea I swear there's a great idea I always believed well just didn't understand like nobody understood cool I've got a now my now my Google search history is the skipper and math man looks like I'm a pathetic clinging guy from the 80s which I am skipper Roberts why she had a she'll last name Barbie's last name like maybe skipper Roberts is a doll created by Mattel in 1964 to be Barbie 64 to be Barbie's younger sister as well as to oppose controversies directed at Barbie no yeah yeah come on dude well he changed his mind halfway through yeah it's true there's a lot of [ __ ] I'm thought about that song since probably when it was on the radio yeah yeah sorry sorry to do that to you oh whoa whoa I've been Mary 3 7 Mary 3 what does that even mean do you want me to look it up I'm curious myself 7 M 3 is Mary like a like a military term for M that is a religious than some Maxwell or Mortimer or men men men men what does 7 Mary 3 mean it means turn off the radio [Laughter] car all right egg beetle go oh he's coming for me he's gonna chomp me with his choppy hands that little [ __ ] on my shoe me oh man I really needed that extra little bit for that guy to show up a new thing oh my god what they were watching chips and 7 Mary 3 was the call sign for officer Baker what [ __ ] chips with Erik Estrada the cop show you know yes I know it yeah so I didn't know Erik Estrada he was at a Chipotle and then a bunch of people were going up to him and they're like oh my god and get him a sandwich and he was like walks extra and [Laughter] but so I was like [ __ ] is this guy so you you were in the Chipotle at the time never mind no really yeah the story's not good no no why cuz I googled famous Mexican guy yeah it's not your fault this is the way the search engines work yeah it's like yeah yeah God yeah right carrot time yeah you're an inspiration to me and everyone yeah carrot top carrot top well I mean that was his thing and no it's like his thing was he gonna change his name to like his real name which is Angelo de Bergerac is it really sure sure it is have to know what carrot tops real name is now great now have a 7 Mary 3 and carrot Angelo de Bergeron do you think there's a drink called the gin and Sonic where you just you drink gin and chase it with the blue stuff that barbershops used to clean combs for Melba yeah is that what that is I don't know some disinfectant yeah I don't think it's formaldehyde have you [ __ ] it's embalming fluid your embalming fluid oh well that's very nice of you to say I guess hold on what is the blue [ __ ] yeah it's kids cooler comes it's kool-aid they do not put my combs and cool I mean and you know that's not true because I don't use a comb what's the blue stuff that barbershops used to clean combs it's it's called Larry liquid I ask my phone the smartest question oh yeah I would love a little a little peek see at your search history it's called barbicide barbicide is a disinfectant solution used by barbers and cosmetologist for sterilizing grooming tools such as combs and hair cutting shears manufactured by kings research it was invented in 1947 and it's marketed heavily around the United States I thought barbicide was like what you call it when the barber kills someone yeah or like if you kill all barbers my god that's barbicide go bad I feel like I looked I looked it up and like you see something of him without the mask and he's just a black and white hedgehog really I think oh yeah please do I need to know this this sonic lore you better believe I need to and infinite hedgehog without the mask to my google search history love it though love it yeah gotta love it gotta have it go go go go go go boom he's a jackal he's a Jesse you were right he's a something-or-other and I'm embarrassed infinite the jackal and now find out what a jackals are jackals like characteristically multi-dimensional yeah I believe so hold on that's something that's care goods it's it's famous jackal jackals are medium-sized omnivorous mammals of the genus canis which also includes wolves and the domestic dog the Jackley ours they are often multi-dimensional no I was just trying to [ __ ] set up the joke friendship that's my friendship rocket oh right in the taint right in the jackal tain Jeanette was my favorite Chipman it's true she is the cutest she was also the tall one so I was like she's the one yes she's 31 yeah she's aw she's so cute she's also a chipmunk and like twelve and two more in the win column stuff those cheeks I guess in chipmunk ears 12 would be like [ __ ] 38 chipmunk ears 12 would be 106 not 12 years okay I don't think they're so small and rodent II Jesus hold on not to [ __ ] add lifespan of chipmunks to my google search history okay this lifespan of chipmunks made by Frank from the Siberian chipmunk lasts six to ten years and the eastern chipmunk which is I guess what we have is three years and now Jeanette rule 30 the Chipettes oh my god oh my god I can't believe this Alvah - the chip bugs porn what do you mean you can't believe I mean of course I can believe it but holy [ __ ] of like Barney the Dinosaur this is disgusting oh it's so upsetting hold on I just got it I just got a look at one more yeah just got put on the Google Drive it's just gotta look [ __ ] look at one more loading oh no those are the ones that are like really detailed and like yeah and it gross that this person thought about this [ __ ] a lot you got a UH oh this is weird it's like them as humans and [ __ ] well that's that's a little better it's not that being said Velma for sure yeah you know what that's like like a hundred percent Velma okay / - me like a billion percent Velma yeah Oh Oh from Scooby Doo yeah I was like she wasn't one of the Chipmunks I'm like I am exclusively mind [ __ ] chip that is all the time you know what next time I'm Gabe rubs fix this later we'll get our there's no digging out of this hole and now can we start a Color Me badd podcast please know that Color Me badd made a [ __ ] threat and I will never forget and if that's not a term I'm coining it oh [ __ ] threat yeah [ __ ] threat what other songs that they do I love them no other songs they did all their songs I had their whole album - the clock tick tock you don't stop stop was that the same song though yes that was I want a sexy rub I'm gonna look up their songs and I'm gonna [ __ ] sing them alright fine I'll [ __ ] add in my searches next time on game gross no it's not that what do we have to do this now what I'm not I'm not letting Color Me badd go like two episodes exactly whoa - days ago one of the singer one of the Color Me badd members was arrested after pushing his bandmate what oh my god maybe he didn't want a sexy mom what Color Me badd bandmates shoves one of the group's singers into a speaker sending him to the hospital what is whoa are they like on tour right now yes they're insane for sex you up Dan well okay so welcome back to game grumps some more hot color bad guy okay apparently the guy who pushed the other guy uh-huh he left it was apparently intoxicated and singing out of key okay and then left the stage after the first song they did a ten song set oh my god let that sink in for a while yeah that's pretty serious so he did ten song set on his own mm-hmm and then at the very end of the tenth song he just came out oh my god that is that is a borderline unprofessional borderline what I'm gonna do to you when when star bomb tours yeah I just give you a rock god this is song / yeah right and it'll just stumble away take [ __ ] 15 bong rips and then come out and sweep your leg Aaron dear Kurt are gonna be all over my ferret Oh bear its dear dick let's get this done where the cake farts girl is doing now dude what is she doing what will happen if I just Google what is the cake farts girl dude I bet you a million books you're not the first one to AMA request the cake farts girl hell yeah I wouldn't [ __ ] read this [ __ ] out of an AMA of the cake farts girls oh you're not gonna you know oh my god what what oh well the AMA request was not accepted it looks like I am NOT the cake farts girl but I am one of the guys who put up the original blah blah blah but then I came across a Jezebel article that said meet the woman who farts for a living is a cake farts girl it's not no well gives a [ __ ] about the woman farts for a little cake farts girl seriously Suicide Girls is so 1998 we've moved on to farting people all right now I'm interested all right well I'm gonna I'm gonna put the computer away because I think that's enough for me today what no what the [ __ ] I just I was interested you know it's it's too late the moment is past the article was for like 2012 anyway yes I got a jelly blob thank goodness please show me where it's going in my inventory thank you so much Oh murder boner that's a great name for a band really is what is that from murder boner I know it's from something I don't know oh yeah here we go got a body we got an intact body looks like I'm gonna have to add murder boner to the old Google search history yeah stuck it in the bin I'll give you another one this is I feel like I'm I'm not making a whole lot of progress here I don't yeah it's it's very oh is the league oh you remember that show yeah yeah Jason Mantzoukas got a murder boner somewhere I don't remember watching it

Channel: GameGrumps

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Keywords: lets play, walkthrough, gameplay, egoraptor, danny, game grumps, gamegrumps, funny, arin, letsplay, gaming, googling, weird, stuff, looking up, google, searching

Id: nF3L5Lw1Lsc

Length: 31min 15sec (1875 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 01 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/jdog76sup]

Perhaps

[u/Alucitary]

The Sonic Forces gameplays are attributed to the Sonic Unleashed episode of the same number.

[u/chrisjfinlay]

They’re both on the right line with squirting. It’s like 90% urates and then a mix of various fluids from around that region. Genuine female ejaculation is involuntary but you gotta have some pee ready to go for it. There’s no biological reason for women to ejaculate in the way men do, it’s just an involuntary loss of control.

Of course in porn, most actresses are just peeing to give he illusion of squirting. Most porn sex isn’t gonna give an actress an orgasm, much less a good enough one to squirt, so for a squirt scene you gotta be really hydrated so it’s clear, and then pee at the moment.