god awful country

guys you're ruining the shot we're not gonna start off i'm sorry i'm ruining everything how long was i gone five and a half months five and a half months everything's kind of in the [ __ ] in there mom those are my flip-flops from 1985 yeah from the friggin harding administration here so pretty much out here in god's country again as usual if you want something done right do it yourself i walk away for a few months mom pretty much destroys the whole world there we go can you open this my fingers got pretty chewed up by the weed whip i have my yo-yo stuck in there i had to fish it out just open the thing wow yeah bruh starting off on a great note let's go look around the property i know i have beer on me and i don't want to smell like beer come here oh you took down my favorite slide why i was still actively using this basically you've got possums living under here now yep look dad's home yeah he's not being in this yeah yeah yeah get it you're home sorry about him guys [ __ ] spelled out my john favreau jersey i got a campfire pretty much not really an actual campfire there's grass growing in there very indicative of the fact that we are not utilizing this at all this is our state's national flower oh it survive this is a rosemary bud and it grows in indigenous communities white clover dad is coming home late from work as usual assuming he got fired today looking over here move the camera don't are you gonna go on it no it's a sturdy girl you might be able to see above the trees if you jump and check if the horses are home leave it why don't you take the flip-flops off hey give me a boost no give me a freaking boost please i'm not gonna grab my butt i didn't you can get up there just take the flip-flop put the beer down and take the flip-flops off just push me up no those are my flip-flops take off oh jeepers oh where the sports are supposed to be i'm not seeing them i'm not really getting any higher on this i got it i'm figuring it out there you go all right just why don't you get down i don't see the horses at all well i got miller light in my eye mom mom used to be a lifeguard you know cpr yes mom is miller light basic or city it's fine just get down can you get the hose give me a boost no did you really get some in your eye i got a bunch of miller light in my life just get down carefully and go wash it you can't freaking see mom don't slip through you're going to get all your leg hair pinched and you're going to get hurt by the springs well guess whose leg hair i inherited you're going to have to cut a lot of this down this is very boring and different no shoot goes in no it doesn't look these little guys here i think you'll make it after all guys okay is this good for them sure looks like we're running a little dry burning daylight most people don't know this but we have been growing eggs out here since about 2003. you don't believe me i'll show you the proof well would you look at this smoking gun right here mom it's the compost pile come here these are pennsylvania wild eggs they sprout up between june and uh april mom and i had a little game we used to play which tree is she gonna find me hiding behind so she could start hucking rocks at me and apples that's the game it's not a very succinct title i will agree but it is certainly the name and objective of the game my hands are wet and beer can i wipe these on your polar fleece i don't have okay these are various sticks and branches that i used to uh defend myself against my mom's barrage of attacks in the woods here for those tall weeds perfect for hiding it i would hide in these weeds let me show you how i hide you're checking me for ticks later yes okay look at this and tell me that's not poison ivy it's not poison ivy is this rhubarb no those are hostiles pastas can you see me well yes all right hold on a second looks so stupid yes i can see you gotta get [Applause] wait lower this where we buried our cat yes i don't want to hide here okay daisies wow ah so you are one of the duna daisies those blessed with extra long miller life whoa what is this freaking creature here what the heck is that uh your dog hey do you feed it dude nurture it or what it's your dog that's not my dog i didn't ever touch that thing so what's your deal the rude ass dog you have here what's that a bug don't disrupt the flow in there this is not your place to decide how sturdy are these puppies not do you think i could jump up on here no absolutely not why i'm not going to say because any answer i give you'll say i'm fat shaming you why was it even on the table why did you bring that up that's not appropriate don't even don't go there go even stop filming her she's so cute oh my god don't say that what was this a bugle why for your birthday you gave me a freaking nerd trumpet for my birthday there you go how do you play taps what are the notes say the notes can you give me f sharp no hey who's inside right now our piano's at a tune play a g then [Music] the neighbors are not going to appreciate that i don't think that they've had held us in high regard for quite some time frankly the miller light's getting in my head i got to sit down it's coming out the wrong end a lot of miller light running through the pipeline seen any geese coming in no bus come here look what your horn did mom that's the horses they are alive trying to zoom in on horses get out what are they doing over there do they remember me no why hey i'm gonna call them over oh you're gonna scare them see another running off do you think they're the ones that have been laying all those eggs in the woods no i'm gonna give them a little toot try and get them to come in [Music] the

Channel: Gus Johnson

Views: 3,486,342

Rating: 4.9663744 out of 5

Keywords: god awful country, godforsaken country, god's country gus, god's country, gods country, gus johnson, gus god, god gus, gus mom, mom gus, funny video, meme, funny meme, trending, gus, gustoonz, reddit videos, reddit funny, imbiamba jombes, my roof, how they use shotguns in movies, my pool, sven, sven johnson, gus and sven, eddy, eddy burback, gus and eddy, funny video playlist, short n sweet, unusual videos, meme playlist

Id: igT8XYYhkmo

Length: 6min 10sec (370 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 17 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/cnidoblast]

The comedic timing of that dog...!

[u/epiphopotamus]

"Gimme an F#"

"Our piano is out of tune"

"Play me a G then!"

Pretty great joke I almost missed.

[u/AcerRubrum]

Uploaded 1 hour ago

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My boy has come so far since Yee University

[u/ChawulsBawkley]

This has to be one of the most wonderfully pointless videos I’ve ever seen and I loved every bit of it.

[u/elbarto_24]

As someone who grew up in Minnesota, the line “are you gonna check me for ticks later” gives me some real nostalgia for summers growing up.

[u/BasketofTits]

His response to the piano being out of tune was incredible.

[u/smooleybotcheck]

“Gimme an unboost” fucking LOL

[u/thegreatvortigaunt]

It was kinda wholesome hearing his mum genuinely crack up at his stupid jokes.

[u/Sand_Coffin]

I love Gus' "Country" series so much. All 4 of them are gold.

1. God's Country

2. Godless Country

3. Godforsaken Country

And then the new one above. In case you accidentally rolled in here without actually watching it.