fixing the sink with your dad

ah i'm gonna need your help fixing the sink today and by help i mean maybe about five collective minutes of your time but i'm still gonna insist that you stand here for the next four and a half hours all right let's take a look at this girl oh these knees are not what they used to be god need something to support these patellas hey why don't you run and go grab me a t-shirt or something yeah toss that in there oh hold on what's this which one did you grab oh no this is one of my good shirts this one's from a 5k that i did back in the 80s i said get one of the bad shirts 86 is not as far back as you think what you shut your trap let's get to work all right i'm gonna be spending most of the time poking my head back here as you try not to gaze across four entire inches of my exposed ass crack all right set this up i could have did this better oh that see that shouldn't do that even yup that's loud hey go get a three-quarters wrench you know what that is fetch that three-quarter shot hey go get me an eighth double wrench go get me a two-thirds wrench hey hand me a three-fifths compromise gotta go deeper oh my god there's about 58 fruit gushers down here i gotta change positions oh let me try to loosen this lug tugger yep just as i thought these pipes were made in a communist country these will be a [ __ ] to fix good thing about my american steel i'm just trying to reposition real quick all right what am i looking at hey you ever heard this one all right here hand me that watch what i'm doing here you're gonna need to do stop it hold on those are your hands jesus you ever worked a day in your life these are smoothers and ass here let's rough these puppies up a bit ouch god you sound like a freaking girl just hold put your hand on put your hand on the lug nut okay so keep your hand there here move your hand now keep put your hand there put your hand there keep it there okay no don't move your hand get your hand out of the way put your hand don't move your hand get your hand out of the way keep it there i'll do it myself get out of here cleaning out a couple of sets of pipes today hey your damn dog's coming in damn dog's not even good for hunting who the hell's hot i can't hear you what is that your mom is she just really politely asking us if we want lemonade understanding that it's a stressful situation yeah check this out i'm going to berate your mother even though she's going out of her way to be really unnecessarily thoughtful for us hey arlene we don't want any damn lemonade right now see i say stuff like that in moments like these and then walk around the rest of the time completely unaware as to why my wife might hate me hey not even look at what i'm doing let me start over so you learn it right did you see what i did you learning well you know what let's just let's get up give me a hand give me well that was a bit of a loss but uh think that did i give you my watch no it's at the back it's at the back down there uh all right go on back in [Music] [Applause] [Music] uh

Channel: Gus Johnson

Views: 3,772,243

Rating: 4.9819546 out of 5

Keywords: gs johnson, gus jonson, gus johnson, fixing sink with dad, dad gus, gus dad, gus and sven, sven, sven johnson, eddy burback, gus and eddy, meme, sketch comedy, reddit meme, reddit funny, short funny video, viral video, funny dad, dad joke, fixing dad

Id: _Z4dRGiOTYo

Length: 3min 16sec (196 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 11 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Brainles5]

Jesus, the "move your hand, no keep your hand, no move". PTSD triggering.

[u/Acadia-Intelligent]

Lol the joke about the dad being an asshole and the mom secretly hating him caught me off guard here.

[u/Rando_11]

"Hand me that 3/5 compromise"
Hooly shit that's a good one

[u/sumonetalking]

It's missing the frequent mutterings of "motherfucker" that my dad always peppered in to any repair project.

[u/suliamanUSA]

“These damn pipes were made in a communist country it’s gonna be a bitch to fix” is so spot on. Reminds me of my step dad always complaining about “Korean-made screws”

[u/sirthomasofjorge]

This is 100% my father. Me and my dad restored a 1969 Cutlass together, and the expletives and ball busting that came out of this man’s mouth were nothing short of amazing.

On putting in the electric, “I think we need to go hire a fucking midget off of Craigslist to get some tiny hands up in here. Better yet come here, you should be able to help.”

On attempting to take out the old, heavily rusted driveshaft “cocksucker motherfucker whore, break lose god damnit.”

On attempting to get the motor installed, “ah you big fucking bitch get in there you stupid piece of shit.”

Immediately after getting the motor successfully on the mounts and installed he looked over at me smiled and said, “see you gotta know how to talk to these things.”

All the while he’d be slugging away magnesium water because he cramps and locks up over literally everything. Amazing times.

[u/michvisb]

Yep, I felt that I'm gonna insist that you stand here for the next 4.5 hrs in my soul

[u/Osiris32]

Bus Jackson getting a little dark there.

[u/Rabies13]

I’m almost 40 and this is still how my dad is with me. But I have been upgraded to using power tools!