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sweet sweater Charles look like you're starring in an Albanian remake of The Cosby Show Dr hexal Dr hexal Gina we've been looking all over for you you can't just disappear and leave a sign on your desk that says gone leaving I'm hiding from Charles I can't take him anymore it's safe in here cuz the scooter can't get up the steps in the hallway Gina have some compassion Bole got hurt doing something Brave you didn't have to do physical therapy with him Amy ped pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal push pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal push all this cycling makes me feel like Lance Armstrong like you use performance enhancing drags and have one testy would you like to know where are we with the black cab holdups well I got this Jakey oh all right have had it man nice jeans boy those are surprisingly low-waisted eyes up here Gina I'm more than just a piece of ass oh not bad not bad dress is Out of Towners hope the per pick us up don't worry Serge we nail this guy I can't believe I was just briefly attracted to boil what the hell is wrong with you you told Hitchcock and Scully no what Yep this is happening they were scary it was like that moment in Planet of the Apes when the monkey talked look I'm sorry you let me into your special place E I messed up and I'll fix it all right everyone I'm going to make a toast to you guys you'll never be Jake or Vivien but at least you're here I'm going to go over by the bar where I can hear you worse oh I get it i' abandon me too that's it boil no more eggs you're drinking your troubles away start with this I'm going to get some bottles from the bar Make Way large man helping his little friend coming through you're so lucky you've never been through a painful breakup the only reason they haven't been painful is cuz the guys were all losers I've never dated anyone good thank [Music] you hey Charles you pretty excited about Jake being back yeah it's like when I was a kid and my grandma came home from the hospital only better because Jake's not unresponsive every time you talk I hear that sound that plays when Pac-Man dies Charles I'm concerned that you're going to tell Jake about the incident nobody can ever know that we had sex all right I have spent years cultivating a reputation as someone who sleeps with bike Messengers or better look I don't want people finding out about it either I don't want to be known as the office yeah well Jake's back and you tell him everything no I don't I got a rouse last night watching a nature documentary on bees I was fine until they went inside the hive oh you're right I'm going to tell him might not be today might not be tomorrow it definitely won't be later than tomorrow so pretty much today or tomorrow then as everyone knows my spirit animal is Nature's greatest Predator the wolf but I committed a horrible sexual blunder and I'm no longer wolf Worthy my spirit animal is now this the naked mole rat God's disgusting mistake neat sweater did you tell Jake yet nope really you told him about his own surprise party mhm first chance I got but I had tons of chances to tell him about what happened 6 months ago and I didn't why not I didn't want to hurt your feelings you pump the brakes Charles because I'm terrified of you and what you'll do to me oh that's sweet well then sounds like our nightmare is finally over what thank you for coming I wasn't sure if you'd get my message Charles it was kind of hard to miss oh God I didn't know what to do you said we weren't allowed to talk at work now that we're knocking boots e gross listen my ex-wife's throwing an engagement party this weekend and I was wondering if you wanted to go as friends no Charles just because we have secret shameful sex does not mean we are friends forget friends let's go as bone Bros I didn't strike you when you said knocking boots but bone Bros I cannot abide hello Gina it's daylight boil why are we talking this is an emergency I've been filming my fitness routine with the precinct camera to help improve my form that's where I got these tree trunks but I realized that I left the tape in the camera and now it's gone who cares who cares who cares you probably [Music] will o I love that you're trying to step up your sex game but strength is not your issue stop humming and it does not turn me on when you bend over and back up into me did someone check out the camera this morning yes Hitchcock and if he sees it he will tell everyone you need to get that damn tape okay well thanks for getting the tape [Music] back oh God I'll see you tonight at my place God I hate you don't be late Joon Arc Rod Stewart Martha Stewart He-Man Master of the Universe I got it Gay Robin Hood oh my gosh that's what it is open up well luckily I still have a key from when I lived here here we go oh my [Applause] God what is going on G and I are casual lovers e how long has this been going on we hooked up once last summer and then the nightmare started again about a month ago ever since then it's been orgasm City yeah e gross right guys you still know me me I'm still Charles I just have four extra sex moves five forgot about boy on top damn it Charles this is a crisis step one termination you and I will never touch again damn if I had known it was our last time I would have moaned more step two containment we need to make sure that no one else finds out yeah Jake won't tell anyone if I ask him not to I'll handle him you take care of Amy but how to make it look like an accident excuse me I have an announcement to make can I have everyone's attention please Charles Bole and I had sex what the hell Gina what are you doing Amy was right people will be shocked and then they'll get over it and we can move on at least this way I get to control how it gets out I'm about to Olivia Pope this itch first off I would like to remind you all about several notable men from my past the rock climbing Backpacker the underwear model the guy who looked like Tywin Lannister I bring these men to mind so you can appreciate this Vance for what it was an outlier I will now take questions how was the sex gross the sex was gross or I'm gross you're gross the sex was adequate how many times did you do it 16 and a third don't ask can't explain I have a question do you have any regrets no it was pretty fun I guess it's officially over it was slightly less gross than I expected way to be uh there is one last thing the luxury sex romp we had planned this weekend the hotel says the bubbles and bathrobes package is nonrefundable see that's why I didn't want to prepay Charles yeah but that's why we got such a good deal 1 hour free Wi-Fi don't worry you can have your half of the money back and I'll take the room pause okay if one of us is getting pampered all night it's going to be me I want that room Gina you can't push me around we're not poke Pals anymore e God guys guys guys guys guys my Pizza reviews caught the eye of a Mr Matt P of P viddles my favorite food blog wow a local food blog it's all happening P wants to have a 5-hour dinner with me tonight attention skey nobody's Tina nolles Beyonce's momer has contacted me and wants to audition me tonight I've transcended you now sounds like both of you have pretty great plans tonight no you wrote the email from P so I dropped my claim to the room that blog is sacred you defiled the most sacred and most high Miss Tina Noel how dare you Charles how'd you get your voice so high I could take it higher I wish you wouldn't the room is mine you scab no it's mine Gina I'm not backing down this time I'm backing up beep beep beep I think that the squad could really increase its efficiency if Gina spent the night Rel logging all our files with keywords the lady doth have the skills funny she was just telling me how you should work all night say what Gina yes you both make compelling points about the amount of work that needs to be done around here so you'll both be pulling overnight shifts before you complain I am once again turning in my chair oh sweet chair turn that's a real power move I'm sorry that neither of us have the room yes I too am disappointed by this unfortunate stalemate why are you talking all Victorian you're lying about something that's what that means nonsense Mady okay fine I might not be in that hotel room right now but my Jean Pool is ew would you doing there I gave the hotel room to my father and told him to check in under my name what no I gave my key to my mom hey oh I'm sorry I must have the wrong room that's okay yeah hey wait a second do we know each other is your daughter Gina yes and you're that little man's father Bo yeah we met at the family food drive I'm Darlene lanetti Lynn Bo please to REM meet you what do you think's going on here uh mix up something I don't know Regina's been encouraging me to have some romantic Adventures holy cow Gina you need to see this oh Charles I can't take that it's clearly not cash and I don't have time in my life to return things I found this in my dad's place last night it's from him to your mom no yes Bo this is bad I thought our parents were just having a casual fling but presence is like old people third base no that's rubbing butts together but this is very close Gina they may be getting serious H don't you dare say that do you know how disgustingly entangled Our Lives will be if our parents turn into a real couple yes you think I want you and your mom horny in on the boy boy Mimosa brunches that's our guy time we need to figure out what is in this horrible package so we can determine where they're at in their relationship what if it's a romantic book or like a picture of the two of them in a frame or his and hers pajamas the kind that dissolve in your mouth ew no no Charles ew your dad got my mom a digital scale that's bad so bad so wonderfully bad your dad might as well have circled all the parts of my mom's body he didn't like with a marker you did that to me and it didn't help at all Noe my mom is going to hate this gift and she'd hate it even more if we were both there when she opened it should we do a gift exchange dinner tonight with both our parents great idea maybe she'll slap in the face and never talk to him again thank you Charles Regina for inviting us on this double date kind of like a fun Christmas four-way right well put ly a very sweet sentiment oh my God I have an idea let's open presents okay I want to see what everyone got everyone and how everyone reacts poorly fun fun I just hope you like it a digital scale Lin boil you're a horrible horrible man you went way over our price limit and I love it it's going to go so great in the guest bathroom what Lynn and I are moving in together and the rent's a little steep so we promised we would only exchange small gifts but you had to push it didn't you you naughty boy let me get my PUK APR P okay well this is wonderful but I am needed elsewhere so so take off thank you so much our parents stay there in love but we both know that's just their old brains disintegrating we need to break them up for their sake for our sake for the sake of this great nation agreed ew I forgot how clammy your hands are oopsie God oh I'm sorry I lost my balance you think I'm bothered by a little spilled milkshake I'm a food blogger I'm stained all over okay what is going on with you two well you know how our parents have been tender sexing each other e precisely Amy ew Bo and I made a pack to break them up and now this sticky little gummy bear is backing out look I know you don't want our lives intertwined but things have changed my father wants to marry your mom so you choose your dad over me your coworker who hates you Papa's a gentleman he won't propose until he gets Gina's blessing and she won't give it to him who says Papa are you little French boy Amy suggested we negotiate terms so if you agree to give my dad his Blessing here's what I'll do for you you will never see me in my pajamas on a family trip we will never share a bunk bed and I won't force you to participate in our annual themed Christmas cards this year my dad was mared and I was the baby Jesus yeah I know got one live the nightmare well the list goes on I signed it Amy notorized it I'm a notary no big deal I at the com controller okay you know what this isn't about our lives getting intertwined okay I'm actually worried about my mom cuz she's been hurt before this is all moving way too fast wow Gina that's really sweet the only reason I didn't tell you guys is cuz I don't value you as people so it's like why be honest yeah you just went back and ruined what you said look I know I'm a stage five player just moan down chicks left and right but my dad's not like that he would never hurt your mom just talk to him you'll see fine I'll talk to him just to ask him some questions but go get him before I change my mind okay hello Lynn hi Regina don't play games with me boy this is a bad idea okay let's give Amy a round of applause for whatever that was police briefing still in progress and you did great but let's get serious people tomorrow is the wedding my mom is marrying shudder Charles's dad toilet emoji we are going to be brother and sister to think this started with us just going to town on each other's sexy parts Charles promised me that is not in your toast it's not come on man Regina you're amazing everything is just perfect thank you for making this the third Best Day of My Life Third first was having you second was sleeping with the roie for the Steve Miller Band I love you Mom I love you I love you grab some those thr Gina hasn't taken her eyes off her phone in 2 hours first person to make her look up wins the pot I'm in bet which improve someone's manners double score sorry guys I got this in the bag I used to have to distract her from a phone all the time when we were smooshing booties yeah hey girl catch you later seriously no costume what the hell Charles where's your Halloween spirit but you guys always make fun of me I have never once insulted you in my life especially Visa your appearance I found the perfect guy to set you up with after zero consideration I'm happy to say hard pass come on our parents are married Genevie and I are dating I want you to have someone too you shouldn't have to slow dance alone after family dinner how did my life come to this Charles it's very sweet that you want to set me up as someone but I do not trust your taste and guyses at all I have spectacular taste men you would love Nadia his name is Nadia oh all of a sudden Nadia is not a cool name you AR impossible hey glad you showed up sorry I was acting so weird earlier hey I don't blame you Sagittarius right with Saturn where it is you're right to be wary of new relationships how is it possible that a spirit such as yourself even knows Charles I did an art show at jev's Gallery oh right so you're not really friends you know his girlfriend through the art world yeah plus she's my twin sister what hi Leo a kiss for my bro and a kiss for my boo no a kiss for my boo and a kiss for my sis no some clown clown parked his clown car in Captain Hull's spot and halfway into mine what a clown sporty mhm convertible yeah that's the one oh I hate people who drive sports cars you're not Gloria eston and this is isn't Miami Charles hey Captain get ready to join me in the Huff zone no some creep had the G I saw you drove Gertie to work this morning huh captain Oh yes Kevin and I finally brought her up from the country Gertie is our convertible I think you'd like her she's a real peppy broad Chuckles you're looking even more broken than usual yeah I should have never have tried to stand up to Captain Hal why don't I just beg for mercy it's my signature move the Charles no you are actually in the right in this sitch the captain is being irrational but he's about to learn himself a lesson right [Music] about oh my ow timed it perfectly what what did you do to my cupcake this is yours why on Earth is your cupcake on my chair because it's very special to me so I can put it wherever I want this is your fault now you have to buy buy me a new Cupcake what this is outrageous you expect me to avoid oh I see mhm yeah you do Gina it's our first annual boil linetti Christmas are you excited about going to town on Daddy's nog Christmas is cancelled Charles ruined it mapping mapping mapping mapping mapping mapping what's going on there buddy just making a final imprint of your face before the lasic surgery goes p and my eyeballs get burned off why stop at the eyes burn off your whole head I slept like a freaking baby last night staying at Chucks is like a dream little guy loves doting on me although you're going to need to buy some bigger underwear if we're going to be sharing you know what I mean okay I'll get right on that okay cool here take care of this for me will you I'm going to go get some breakfast candy okay catch you later uh things are going really good with the new roomy it seems oh it's horrible there's someone's blood all over the bathroom he's sleep choked me twice and the worst part this morning he ate all of my cereal that's the worst part they were ner flu SC brand circles I had them Shi from Oslo oh I want them out I'm too scared to tell them all right listen I know that your spirit animal is a caterpillar that's been stepped on but mine is the Mighty Wolf and if you want to beat an alpha you have to be an alpha wrango if you're good enough at being a beta then the alpha takes mercy on you you and ends up giving you what you want boy you bring these to the dry cleaner for me tell them the red stains are blood and the brown stains are uh let's say blood yeah sure don't even bother putting him in a bag I'll just carry him in my arms hey beardo it's time for you to get out of Charles's house today hang on man you don't tell me what to do uh that's where you're wrong baby girl I run this Precinct watch this Skully go to sleep okay you think you can intimidate date me yeah when I was undercover Jimmy the butcher cut off my little toe with garden shears and made me eat it as a loyalty test I've been through hell big deal I worked at a sunglass kiosk at the mall for 4 years so not only have I been through hell I was assistant manager there you're going to get out of Chucky's house and what's more you're going to pay him rent for the night you spent there fine one more thing babe you're going to thank us both right now thank you you're welcome thank you you're welcome that was amazing told you he just needed to be ala is that what happened or did I just beta you into protecting me no no it's not what happened this is not your Victory sure oh my god oh check it out get out our squad has doubled the number of arrests on the night shift yeah no one cares okay I need to talk to you about this boil family vacation that my mom's forcing me to go on why is it in butt thumb Iowa it's pronounced beum and Iowa is the ancestral homeland of the boil Clan I am so excited for you to get to know all the cousins watch out for Sherman he's left a trail of broken hearts longer than his ponytail well can we please just go to a resort where I don't have to see your family there's a great one in aruba aruba boy don't do beaches we're not swimmers we're burrowers yes I know you're all earthworms but Charles even Nature's most disgusting creatures deserve pleasure come to Aruba sorry the cousins voted and it was unanimous we're going to Iowa we've already rented the tent tent singular Charles tent singular the Council of the cousins look at them it's like a beige of pigs Gina you seem rattled you don't normally make puns that's a pun on what listen Charles I'm going to sway the council so give up now unless you enjoy being humiliated in front of your family oh you think I'd be embarrassed in front of them in front of Don Bole I changed his diapers and I'm about to change yours okay we're both here Sam go ahead well it was a real hard decision but ultimately we decided the boils are going to Aruba ow why are you smiling I don't get it I won did you you were so busy trying to beat the boils you became one you learned about our likes and dislikes our allergies and our phobias you even bought cousin Sherman a scrunchie for his ponytail yeah so I could win and you did win a plot in the Family Cemetery all of us together lying in a grave for eternity grave singular Charles grave singular Gina what the hell new phone who is you can't do that in person it's Charles Bole your coworker oh hey Charles I just found out that your mom left my dad they're getting divorced they had a good run fun fact the average American marriage lasts fewer than two days that's not true it doesn't have to be its commentary well you know who didn't think it was a good run my daddy Lyn Bole he's inconsolable well I'm sure he'll get over it no boils don't get over it it becomes part of us it lives within us it eats us out we have to get them back together pass well I'm doing it with or without your help okay without okay you call my bluff it has to be with your help and I'm not taking no for an answer okay you did it again why are you like this I don't know why did you tell your mom to leave my dad Gina is it so bad being a boil yes it's terrible but that's not why I did it my mom was cheating on your dad so I told her she had to break it off what why didn't you tell me cuz I didn't want to hurt you or him she was being disgusting so I told her she had to end it you were trying to protect us Gina you were actually being sweet uh doy [Music] n

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Length: 25min 42sec (1542 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 25 2024