Game Grumps - The Best of PHOENIX WRIGHT: TURNABOUT GOODBYES

fifteen years a long time to wait you can't imagine how much I've suffered hmm you give me this oh you've suffered but now the perfect opportunity has presented itself for a swim I shall have my revenge what Merry Christmas oh my god what we want one of those disintegrated guns what no way Edgeworth what's going on what's going on edge words would never do something like Nick didn't you watch the early cutscene of course he did I really have to pee yeah he's a suspect so you've come to laugh at the fallen attorney then laugh laugh okay why aren't you laughing Nick no it's a trick laugh and he'll get mad or burst into tears I didn't want to see you like this either believe me oh my god clothes that is so gay and I love it it's worth tell me what happened why should I what are you going to do about it but that big honking dick of yours big swinging meat sausage nobody's even really taking this investigation that seriously after all the Hellmuth mr. Edgeworth has been Jewish he even gave me is yaoi paddle hard to imagine that no one's standing up to take his side they probably can't stand because they've been savaged by that yaoi paddle so bad if only I could be in that detention centre to go prove that badger where isn't just some fancy piece of metal you mean this batch help out the person who was revealed to be the murderer prove it to me pal show me you're an attorney come on do it it's Edgeworth let me defend you good one right but I'm not that hard up not yet trust only wet wet-behind-the-ears lawyer with only three trials under his belt never I want more than that under someone's bill yes it better be wetter you in particular I cannot ask to do this but not when you're walking around with a hogs it tastes that good I mean look at that long you've got swing in between Edgeworth this is really hard for me to ask how hard is it be honest but you didn't do it right right as sure as your penis is the shape of the baby's arm holding an apple think what you will I have only one request stay out of this case and get into my car but Nick is trying to save it professional into it it must take pictures when triggered by a noise stupid oh hell yeah please by all means a hey you get your hands off of that eek what in the Sam hit oh hell yeah yeah there it is look what you done now think I say the southern folks talk about an exaggerated row why they know nothing about not being smart your camera didn't get a picture of the murder did it hey y'all are pretty bright huh I see what you're saying tell you what I have a look-see at my film it just pulls it out holds up to the Sun it would have been a photo taken late last night I checked him lunch don't remember if there's anything on them well some something some 10g new and murder yo yeehaw somebody's dead clicks her heels in the all right the trial starting tomorrow is scheduled my automatic camera to pictures last night hay is for horses this is them take a look oh my god it's like those Loch Ness monster photos it looks like the victim had a very low huge wiener wait wait that weiners hi sage I'm sorry I see what you're talking about the victim yeah well it looks like the assailant had a high crooked wiener a chest wiener if you will I think we could call this case closed hey there's a quote here from the person who took the photo mm what's this I set the camera to automatic and when we got into the frame I heard a loud bang like an explosion followed by the sound of something slipping into the water I wish I could've seen it oh my god why would there be a sound like an explosion cornichon Edgeworth like no no my mr. Edgeworth it doesn't we're just wasting time it has everything to do with mr. Edgeworth my dear the victim in the dl6 incident was noting that his father Gregory Edgeworth [Laughter] [Music] it pains me to ask you this now I know you want us to defend you yes will you oh hell no who could have guessed this kid this day would come I'm gonna revel in this one not me little that's worth begging for my help what's going on here this wild lady comes in here just a while ago she sits on my wiener she says she looked my wiener straight in the eye she she stared down the barrel of it shut the [ __ ] up series Jesus what is wrong with you are you always listening to me stop it we'll see you tomorrow and forth good luck Ralph the defense is ready your honor whoa damn ARMA mr. von Karma is the prosecution ready you seriously think that I would stand here where I'm not completely prepared right my apologies I I guess I'm a [ __ ] you said there was a woman camping there she was the one who heard the two gunshots right whoa oh damn Oh juror 4 what are you doing 10-minute recess now this guy is some kind of dick bag and bring me my flashlight Oh God but but wait I haven't washed it out yet just bang your flimsy gamal and get on with it gamble mr. right the witness has answered the question in four four no need for further questions objection sustained that's what I'm sustained yes of course what this judge sucks oh great the defense doesn't have a right to cross-examine her again but he is in contempt of court I'm so confused I know you are but what am i if you go to read someone arrest me the underage girl hmm tempting very well my affair you will leave the courtroom immediately okay I did what I could you have to do the rest good luck Maya actually I'm at a research student at a university boy I'm an investigative photographer imagine what a scoop it would be if I got a picture of that monster that's why I was keeping out by the lake but that's all I was having I was parked out by the lake 80 miles from San free I was sitting there just parked out father sorry please do I heard a bang Alex right straight out of the lake if you're wondering where I parked it's out there by the lake is the leg that's eight miles or Santa Fe lake okay I'm done I'm not sure I understand what about the shooter is strange look at the hand holding the pistol your honor through the hand that hand directly contradicts another piece of evidence this man's left hand does what that's no that's alright that's fine let me show you I'll show you the damn it doe that man shooting epistles photograph would kill you to just state how you really feel with a thanks Edgeworth you stupid ass jumps on a punching on the ground would you respect me daddy well I was gonna say good show but it wasn't really all that oh damn though you did shave mr. Edgeworth I gash so bad show I just wasn't sure how to thank you you know luckily I've got these D s l's and I can put them to good use or just a handy J if you want that yeah it says no camping it doesn't say anything about no blowing I mean fires hot but my BJ's are straight fire mr. Edgeworth doesn't talk about himself too much see he only ever just lays there and T I mean but there's one thing that's clear is J him hating crime the way he does in him becoming a prosecutor show he'll do anything to stop it even kill and him being scared of it makes you want to kill them all because earthquakes are the greatest crime stupid okay Nick let's get hunting hunting you don't seriously mean I sure do what about he's terrified of earthquakes and he loves dick the earthquake what I knew but you can see my parent that you my favorite family guy character tomorrow we'll start with the secretive do tossing you to Keith yes you'd best be the you'll be the best pizza whoa yeah what about Polly heck my memories gotten worse of late that's why I just tell everything important to old Polly here anything important my wonder oh yeah what's the number in the safe one two two eight squared all right hey pallie watch it will ya hey see you Nick what it takes us a little clever thinking and a criminal mind [Music] don't forget dl6 right and that's how it went down I'm pretty sure the old man must have taught her that word here but how with that old man know about the DL Snax incident it says worths dad oh my god wait what if what if that old man was connected to DL city no-shit Phoenix yeah I think you might be at the top of their game today [Laughter] years old arrested as a suspect yogi Wow a prediction snap today's trial and three minutes from now oh cool Wow how cool of you to say what a douche order order mr. von Karma what is the meaning of your statement just now just thought I would make the game portion of this more interesting must you question everything it will be over two three minutes we have no time to waste I'll call my witness now right I'm a beta male cos I called my witness my decisive witness to the stand I don't want to watch no betas I'd like to begin the cross-examination there's nothing to question my witness's testimony this guy's such a [ __ ] tool this court sees no reason to further prolong the trial nor is there any need for more time to decide the case against the defendant in the case is extremely clear I see no room for misinterpretation of the facts well what No hmm this Court finds the defendant mr. miles Edgeworth dhak dhak guilty Oh dip did you blow it what who was that just now me huh what what are you doing here listen you gotta listen to me I I was first of all I have a girlfriend named Keyon say she's great and real boy I love hanging out with her on real dates all the time she's right if only it wasn't Larry he could make things even worse he smells like but it doesn't get any worse you're right okay I withdraw my previous verdi verdict of guilty he'll to do that I must speak guilty backwards he did that work there was a loud noise on the lake at 11:15 those were sort of our horses in other words when Larry heard that gunshot it was most definitely still Christmas Eve oh my god the complete girl wasn't murdered here's a miles Edgeworth himself no you dumb bastard wrong von Karma man we shot that maybe there was an entrance you did the shooting no no no listen rookie take a deep breath and consider the flash at the time of the murder weapon was on that night this was sung by the witness of hope I never handed Edwards head the victim Robert Hammond were on that boat ow pow wet the gun splash what the Robert there was a gunshot fired on that boat and Robert Hammond fell into the lake it's like a whiteboard with a murderer is the caretaker of boat shop the old man at 11:50 he was the one who killed Robert Hammond that night he was out on the lake in a boat okay searching for something yeah he finds it and returns the boat and just as he's starting to head for the hole for home he hears a gunshot he heard a gunshot your honor even though he was wearing headphones at the time in other words the gunshot was very very close by and that's my flimsy argument and where would that be if he had just returned a boat why in the heck and boat job of course the not-guilty let's easy mr. von Karma your witness has disappeared uh-oh a sure sign of innocence indeed is something that's been troubling me for a long time now finally this is it and I don't know whether or not to tell you oh my god it's worth yes this simply time left oh please I want to tell you to get it off my chest but yes good hmm I can't make up my memory of a murder ooh cool name for a novel whoa Edgeworth committed murder bro what the hey all right geez does that make him hotter what what you know that's a very that's a very bad boy defense attorney to meet Edgeworth oh my god if I was a defense attorney I knew he'd have to meet me whether he wanted to or not they're so in love in courts or in bed and when I saw his eyes fortune cookie fortune within court that's worth believed in me and I believe in him is it Peyton this is absurd I'm the only one who knows the real Edgeworth I'm the only one who can help him I'm the only one who loves him yeah I mean this is this is something you would only do with someone you're trying to marry yeah talk to the parrot yo you know I don't I'm calling it right now mm-hmm the parrots the murder I'm calling it right now this this is gonna end by the parrot being brought in oh yeah on the witness stand without a [ __ ] death and he's gonna and it's gonna be like there's no question I am The Caretaker and I'm shooting Haman right like it's gonna be like that no question when he killed Robert Hammond and called out Edgeworth he was following instructions but who could have written that letter what does it mean to get revenge on miles Edgeworth look I don't know okay jeez but one thing's for certain this letter is an amazing clue Christmas [Laughter] leave me alone oh my god Edgeworth see this see this letter do you like it is it pretty this came out of this safe in the shack where that boat rental caretaker lives now don't go dude for the last 15 years I've had the same dream almost every night I wake up in a fearful sweat every time what kind of dream I'm on my knees surrounded by six dicks it's it's a dream about my father's killing in the dark don't worry it gets better get away from my father Wow hey dude kills dead by accident yeah and with that scream I wake it's a bone-chilling scream scream it has rung in my ears for the past 15 years of on gamma wait you're right my boy this is one commas in writing I'm sure of it I used to see it all the time on court reports tell mr. yogi decal was correct manfred von Karma himself what does this mean then oh my god why would von Karma wanna frame Edgeworth uh hmm six dicks that I do not know I did not remember that dream that he told me one that's too many dicks I just believe in edge versus innocence you know even though he did it like I wish you would come with me and we could leave Maya behind and then you could murder my [ __ ] baby Wow Edgeworth suffice for me in there I finished in the end no Maya or maybe you're lying about not having your memory hmm you know exactly who you are look at my damn fingers big-ass finger or just a big finger I have to do this no I can't prove is yoga right here right now I've got nowhere else to go press f to pull out penis well mr. Wright perhaps you'd like to cross-examine his parrot for a new comic book that's a great idea actually yeah yeah yeah very funny you're a sore winner von Karma wait a second cross-examine his parrot are you seriously considering the stupid-ass thing Your Honor I'm seriously considering the stupid-ass thing the defense would like to take mr. funk arm up on his proposal take mr. von Karma of our my proposal I've already had six dicks did hey exactly your honor I would like to cross-examine the witnesses pet parrots um no farce object yeah but you were the one who suggested that cross-examine the parrot von Karman stupid [ __ ] you committed things you say Jesus starts crying oh my god I can't believe we've got at this point [ __ ] press I don't know we do Maya it was a letter and a piss six packages to be precise the plan was written out and careful detail each man was to stand to my side one by one until six were lined up in a circle it was a plan for me to take my revenge no people who ruined my life I didn't care who it sent it I thought this was my chance with that first splash of jizz crossed my face I knew I was forever changed first choose five more to go run anyway I admit I was the one who killed Robert Hammond and that's that oh we don't even get a satisfying [ __ ] from von Karma no nah [Music] where does confetti come get this out of here this is a fire hazard that is all this Court is adjourned I love a journey whoa that's worth so we'll just say objection it wasn't fun karma wait but that means no Edgeworth oh my lover oops I'm not in a sense at all not since the day I became a man in front of those sistex Your Honor I confess my guilt I'm guilty for dl6 the statute of limitations which ends today hold trial right here right now right here right now there's no other place I'd rather be hmm I see I see you do have a point god I want to suck you off mr. right the murder weapon was fired twice as we have heard God how did this happen I don't believe that the second bullet didn't exist I have I been wrong about this whole incident why are you raising objections sorry but Jesus I'm sorry Maya I was wrong if the second bullet wasn't they're all like injections are for nothing [Music] [Music] their bones just cry I would like to ask one thing of miles Edgeworth before passing my verdict will you be one of my six dicks I checked tisk tisk [ __ ] disk mr. right or what growls you object second bullet second bullet must exist Bob the murder had no reason to take him bullet you don't want to admit what it's true had to take it the murderer what does that mean disembodied voice of a strange child who has me that's right I think I'm going crazy [ __ ] my old [ __ ] Your Honor if I may ask for five-minute recess I've got something mr. Grossberg said yesterday Gregory edge was dealt a blow to his perfect trial something wrong mr. right you seemed a no no your honor there is the possibility that the bullet is still inside von Karma even possible for all these years well there's one way to find out we could use this metal detector well von Karma I'm gonna run this over you and see what we find I'm who's you refuse but refusing this means you acknowledge that the bullet is still inside you deep deep inside you we can analyze both bullets and then if the markings matched whoa muff muff mr. von Karma you will let us remove the bullet from your shoulder then we'll compare the ballistic markings to those on this bullet and solve this case once and for all well mr. von Karma [Music] whoa Edgeworth only order to fire me you and your father are my curse your father shamed me with a penalty on my record hey you left a scar on my shoulder I would never fade I'll bury I'll marry with my bare hands the Court finds the defendant mr. miles Edgeworth you in a new car right you may not know this we just have a saying back in school milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made do you remember it meant so much to me I guess I'm too late Maya I was that you're leaving okay I'll be waiting against Chrissy what you can't run that office by yourself your help now a new story begins with the same old crazy cast of characters don't think you've graduated yet I'm sure mr. right perhaps you'd like to rethink that claim yes your honor oh I got a bad feeling about this I guess yeah [Laughter]

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Length: 35min 46sec (2146 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 16 2019