Game Grumps - The Best of KIRBY'S EPIC YARN

thing everything makes you feel so good look at the little coloreds it's a my go up here over here with me yeah what they were just like super gangster like so so you kill that guy yeah we got a chair you're hurting my heart oh god where we got ski makes me wish I had a girlfriend so I could like share this with her yeah I feel like we can't like curse while we play this game yeah that's what happens oh damn you ganked them bit just get stitches doing some hard now say let's go I wait what don't have a [ __ ] talk to me like do you think the person who recorded the piano part for this just had a giant [ __ ] smile on their face it's the big like his wife just left amazing damn it damn it but you know what you know what I hope I hope she's happy yes she must be happy with that new guy I want her to be happy that's why she left me yeah because she wanted to be happy she wrote me a letter about how he [ __ ] her better than I their own oh damn dude [ __ ] this up it's okay I don't think so k don't worry about it inside he's [ __ ] writhing [ __ ] needs to shut her [ __ ] hole for once take the dicks out of her mouth oh my for a goddamn second I call this one close your legs [ __ ] I mean sleepy giant snore I was in pain what yeah I was jacking it in the shower this feels strange sacrilegious to talk about the shower jacking but with this arch I could see a rainbow alright then tell me the jackoff story I don't know I was jacking my wiener right in the shower and it hurt why do I think I might have been it too rough yeah probably clean you do get [ __ ] way into it when when you're young I didn't know how to do it though what do you mean no was that I wasn't doing it in the proper you know like the [ __ ] like Oh actually I needed below cell phone I was wrong too for a while e yeah yeah alright would you care to divulge a hell you sure we what yeah I like like you know when you rub your hands together as if to create friction yeah yeah that's what I did around I sort of did there was wrong now it wasn't the right way and then and then when I figured out the right way to do it I was like oh my god has anyone else figured this out so much I should write a book the world must know okay you ready you ready for a super personal question okay did you ever injure your neck trying to suck your own dick no but that doesn't mean try but yeah I [ __ ] had one day in high school where I wore a neck brace oh did I did man cuz when you're an adult like your shoulders in your neck hurt all the time and you just get used to it but like the first time I ever like genuinely hurt my neck was trying to make that magic happen and I'm there in like just trigonometry class just thinking to myself like god dammit I'm so stupid I'll never try that again I tried two weeks later [ __ ] tantalizingly close have you ever seen the music video for Stacy's mom that's our Stacy oh no it's borderline porn really yeah it's really wild yeah here we go solo and I've waited for so long Stacy did you think I just not good for me I know it battered wrong cut I'm in love with Stacy's mom hey this is your la9 teacher into any sex pay welcome you back to game grumps oh god Jillian I teach a tennis explains sorry about that love a thing I got a little freaked out for a moment Pam clicking coins everything's cool oh Jesus a monkey Hey so so you will finish that cut to meet that one yeah let me think about it hey hey I'm thinking about it give me a sec chill the [ __ ] out awkward silence yeah my first enemy yeah yeah can I at least have the cactus juice man can we do the turn the other way thing okay hey yeah I feel like our relationship is drifting apart [ __ ] it I'm going to the bar go ahead go talk to your [ __ ] no stop no I'll tell you anything I swear where were you on the night of oh [ __ ] he got Lucia oh stop please you brought this on yourself oh I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time to make things worse I'm gonna sing Richard mocks Oh No wherever you go you do I won't be right we are Jesus pray I can't get up oh that's right we sit on a couch uncomfortably close to each other yeah and we are glows we are close not not that close though I am literally inside what throw that [ __ ] hourglass cuz we at a time right first I gotta make a wish hey I wish all the Jews were gone Danny Danny where'd you go oh just one time you're a little close keep it a secret a little close good I'm pretty close yeah like 40 more feet [Music] yo what go what don't think I'm thinking hear me what I'm a come closer [Laughter] all right let me tell you secret you know close you need to come over here a little bit second sorry I'm sorry I was thinking about nuts we should rebuild our house completely our apartment from scratch yeah our pot are hoarding apartment but old with insane [ __ ] let's get our safety deposit back first cos [ __ ] that shit's gettin I swear to God I swear to god that is $250 that I cannot spare absolutely I have a lot of cocaine and hookers to purchase specifically two hundred and fifty dollars per I gotta get a dime bag you haven't done a lot of drugs hey guys are we gonna smoke some roaches I gotta be dick dude big group even went hard yep from the sheer mass I've never had anal that's sad yeah well do you want like start with you no there's no time we got to play this game you're right there are more pressing matters thank you for building excuse us no we have to finish this level yeah yeah you got a point yeah maybe after know if we're not too tired well I feel like we have to play this for a long time okay alright maybe tomorrow like like I'm just I just suggest we keep playing for like 600 hours because I'm afraid that there'll be anal sex with me stop I like have a full beard like incredibly volunteer like 252 people have noticed that we talk about like really adult stuff a lot on the the Kirby's Epic Yarn episode I don't know why it just brings out the naughty time we're nailing this guy yeah one of the many things I don't want taken out of context and a grub remix we are male in this guy in the ass why must you destroy everything beautiful whoa I love it when we nail this guy my dick feels good when I apparently there's a type of video out there Barry put up the actual letters I want to say a sfd but that's not it at all it's four letters but it's a type of video on YouTube where people like by like a very sensitive microphone and like talk super Joe yeah it's like it's a like gentle whispering audio sensory something like that yeah but it's just like 15 minutes of people like and now I'm going to take this brush and gently brush my hair and you're like listening to it like it's so nice maybe I should do a couple of those they're good they're great you you got a great voice for it I think so yeah why not you I should do one in the mr. Wilson voice I'm gonna gently brush my hair wait oh yeah I'm trying to record a thing is sleeping yet well doing now what Milka helps ain't getting it for you though Maureen hey we're at rain again I swear to God if we're not [ __ ] asleep in five seconds one three Hey what come over here for sec hey hold on I got a secret for you hey now you're a bass voice damage I was going on dude I'm so tired right we have been up for days speaking of jean jackets yeah back in the 80s and early 90s I liked a lot of denim did you I there is a picture existing of me as a younger a younger man with denim jeans a denim shirt and a denim jacket wow yeah let me tell you something I got a lot of puss just kidding I got zero I got a lot of puss because those cats they love to play with denim they do hey hey overalls does Mario wear I don't know then I'm dead I'm dead I [ __ ] hate this thing dude what you [ __ ] it I can't would you get it together for chrissake [ __ ] there they're unavoidable [ __ ] stitch your yarn together get some knitting tools just forget it forget your [ __ ] gems and get up here okay Jesus twiddle your little thrown at him yeah now your face is mine oh yeah straight-up murder yeah we did it we killed a man yawning face or a scream of the damn fire whoa dude this is a little ridiculous I can ride you don't do you know I mean any time I like how you like hold your crown on your leg when you're getting no God wow you really threw me to the [ __ ] fire on that one or snow all right I'll stay back here okay oh good whoa I did a whole [ __ ] super spin that's amazing see that [ __ ] yeah we went super slam jam see I learned shagging ball said what did you just say super slam jam yeah because I've been [ __ ] fling up on the story of gaku and dragon balls once upon a time gaku awoke in his bed to better saying Kaku come quick we need to obtain the Ultra Slam Jam oh this room is so fun what if Kirby was like um so much fun on the barn Oh let's [ __ ] calm all right are you ready to get killed Dedede no okay that means yes to us yeah yeah you know what Ottomans jesters for guests yeah unfortunately for you it's opposite day unless you had said yes in which case we would committed we got ya and then it wouldn't have been opposite day yeah that's the [ __ ] up [ __ ] about opposite day it's only opposite day when it serves my purposes Oh like how we didn't defeat him we just made him go like he's just sayin huh what's life here next time on steam train are incredibly racist elevator trip continuous next time on steam train not this game cuz we're not steam train did I say steam train good [ __ ] really yeah no uh-huh Barry can you please edit over my steam train with game grumps thank you next time I just like the shock it is what it feels like to be out of control drugs feel like Lasher you don't just vomit out of nowhere now like you just have escalating body functions that surprised and shocked you there's no telling what could happen with my body I could go gay that's not I don't think that's how it works archery class was 20 students lined up on one end of the room and then there were archery targets all up on the other side and then the teacher and then like we would all shoot our arrows and she would and then she would be like okay hold and then like we'd all stop shooting arrows and she'd go and pull all the arrows out of targets but like one time of course my friend Mark did not hold and so she's like put the targets like two inches from Erza [Laughter] she just has like a [ __ ] normal teacher react no what did I just say she was passed and I was like mark meet well mark didn't do it it was the unpopular kid yes oh god that sure was he was like yeah you did thanks for covering for me bro that was like yeah [ __ ] mark then you got a 7th grade BJ what awkward leg it's really good I like you yeah sorry about my braces in here do you uh do you know why the bike couldn't stand up God why because it was too tired barely even registers jokes yes no bathroom and [Laughter] next job on green girls next time next time on game crunch this game makes me feel so good I know I just want to have a hernia so that I can happiness you know what it's about to be the 20s again oh yeah that [ __ ] blow your mind it's like six years and however many months oh my god I've never even had that thought ever dude would like someday like kids are gonna be like oh people from the [ __ ] 20s they're gonna be talking about us it's a crazy time oh my god I'm scared yeah we're gonna be super old then they're gonna be like we're gonna be they're gonna be like grandpa sex bang what were the 20s like and I'm gonna be like ha no we're gonna be like where am I I am now a cyborg because so that was invented in the 40s I am Danny sex borg [Laughter] my pleasure receptacle needs cleaning there's the q-tip and alcohol Barry make a wrap 250 things make make a picture do me and like give you a close-up but we'll put a toilet flushing sound it Barry alligator pictures and my Kariba Hey yeah berry-berry forget all that okay listen to this yeah 40 heads each one yep Dave Coulier but make one of them with like weirdly dark skin there is a lot going on right now seriously my brain is exploding yeah how about that 8:00 fest yeah you better run hey Kirby [ __ ] oh no we lost our powers it's cool what's up maracas yeah you're all yeah yeah oh yeah damn [ __ ] relentless yeah we just sent you into another plane of existence I think we just [ __ ] beat Kirby's Epic Yarn dude no way did we really yeah what yeah that can't be boss no way I guess this is go don't say goodbye the pets making me sad hey now I'm sad don't say goodbye no I can't buck up as long as you have this magic sock you can visit me oh you can jerk off into it whenever you want fluff said as he returned to pass Oh got it almost got it hear from one site [Music] it's a Qunari mori program and director and Noriko Yuji Shibata Tama Norika yrb design on a note in there anymore he just started tuck right well I'm scattered I'm scattered Oh and Melissa's a Perez [ __ ] do that I worked at Hsu oh yeah oh so no you might be wondering who was the cabbage of the supervisor it was Masanobu fair at Shinobu Ebisu maybe sue hey master Yoshi Tana Mora Hey yeah Takahashi you did some general production it's pretty good thanks I liked it Thanks bye yeah that [ __ ] anti-semites Kirby's this new wish didn't come true by the way still here [ __ ] sex bag 2013 [Music] you you'll never know the huge with the burns with

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Keywords: game grumps, kirby, epic yarn, 2013, danny, egoraptor, arin, love, rage, cute, stacy's mom, singing, chill, sleepy, dad, funny, best moments, laughter moments, jokes

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Length: 25min 47sec (1547 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 05 2020