Game Grumps - The Best of BILLION ROAD

it's game grumps time um and it's billion road which is a game that i don't really know anything about hell yes dude i'm a [ __ ] magical girl at this point i'll give them the little i'm leaving town on the train tracks knapsack hell yeah they're in order from weak to strong oh never mind so perhaps we're not ready for money ninja then maybe i gotta pick spoiled kid and money ninja oh god why all right let's do it you land on properties uh and invest in them much like monopoly uh and let me get the mouse out of this um and you can reinvest in properties to make them worth more i think and you can land on stuff to make more money a la pass and go um and there is a goal to get to a certain city which is usually pretty far away uh let's see if i can land on a problem oh big role yeah i'm gonna meet a view uh ooh ooh ueno or soca i'm gonna buy properties in soca you're gonna buy a chicken shop uh no but okay maybe oh yes wait no i didn't want to do that no no wait wait oh aaron oh i didn't realize it was that oh instead of buying the property would you like to buy no property and lose six million dollars no all right god damn it fantastic [ __ ] let's go hey hey oh all right sir my god that's almost all your money that's okay i didn't like money anyway well you know i think you'll be singing a different tune by the end of this game okay i think i'll be singing the exact same tune money ninja looks like he knows what he's doing yeah he's uh he's on his he's on his express yacht he's kicking ass uh oh am i gonna have to sell something oh oh dear oh that's a lot of oh you're in debt uh yeah dan's in the red i shoot dane i guess we have no other choice let's sell some of your properties oh god if you go into debt you'll need to sell until you're back in black back in black auto cell will automatically select properties to sell i would like that yeah um yeah i don't know i don't know both of them oh oh god money ninja please have mercy oh he used a special dice to ensure that he gets there money ninja you're smart what a [ __ ] jerk dude goal in good for you money ninja good for [ __ ] you he gold all over us money money ninja oh riches wait is that it no he just gets a bonus oh okay okay congratulations what a lot of pomp and circumstance for a bonus 150 million yen that's pretty good actually oh he's really dead boy he doesn't care for us to read his [ __ ] he's just blasting through man happy egg he doesn't want us to learn how to play the game i'm being following boy i don't want dead boy following me what the [ __ ] he's the one who collects you can't you can't [ __ ] curse me with dead boy dude yeah i think oh god dead boy's right on you [ __ ] damage winning a goddamn minus dude oh no that's so much dude that's so much oh dead boy loves it mind lending me some money oh man what oh god so much money oh dude bro i just they're really hounding me to pay them back oh come on i have to give it the [ __ ] spoiled kid oh it's 20 million [Laughter] the [ __ ] dude dead boy really oh little gulp i'm i ate your monster uh oh does that mean i have dead boy now oh there were no worker monsters around god damn it why are you doing this oh no dead boy i took dead boy from you no oh what a bummer oh god so much oh it's so horrible well thank you wow spoiled kid is really rich oh you're very welcome aaron he's so rich 150 ml oh with barn no oh no are you ready for the oh it's dead boy oh god he gave me another dead point no oh god oh my god one yes yes well done excellent so if i move here why and i get to move one extra square yes ah you landed on the airport square oh what [Laughter] the airport's not open right now man you'll need to wait you didn't know that son of a [ __ ] no rolly no uh yes yes please and dwell great monster out of it i love it um blueberry copycat that's nice whenever anybody else makes money you make money it's too great loves or money and copying wow if someone makes money you can bet it'll want to make money too what is the american yes oh oh you don't have to okay cool nice oh that's a good thing you checked that i know and you've got 104 dude look at all these monsters this rules yes i'm gonna use the hyper three dice oh just collect as many monsters as possible exactly dude okay that wasn't such a high roll three oh no no no no oh oh no no oh you stepped on the warp [ __ ] oh that's so sad and ah [ __ ] two three did i do it you did it i golden a gold bonus what could it be three monsters twenty dollars whoa wow wow wow get a color bonus if you reach a goal with monsters in the same color oh jeepers oh jeepers [Laughter] did i just am i the richest man alive hello uh uh um it's that time of year again the japan gourmet award this award honors the most highly rated food product of the year it looks delicious now to announce the winner the steakhouse in matsuzako owned by money ninja congratulations money ninja all right one of your monthly one year monthly bonus damn oh neat you are just stacked right now yeah that i it all turned around for me in the last round or two seriously dude i think we're starting to get the hang of this a little bit no man and it's scaring me money ninja has a billion oh he's got a billion in assets [Music] well you're close yeah i'm getting oh oh it was a it was a bad portfolio year for spoiled kid oh nice yes [ __ ] yeah 92 mil babe damn everyone's making money off of my moves holy geez oh god oh my god what the [ __ ] wow copycat that's so much no joke it's like being a hedge fund manager you just like sit there and then like check your balance and you're like oh i made a billion dollars today oh dude how do i get on that i don't know i don't know how to hedge funds [Laughter] but it seems like a very lucrative thing yeah i got clippers i could help oh my god oh he got it okay well there you go jesus oh boy oh boy money ninja you suck sometimes you're like in the lead and sometimes you're not and yeah like when it ends is like it doesn't even matter anymore like it was the right journey that was important yeah a little bit unless your money ninja in which case you were winning every step of the way and will continue to win the entire thing yeah oh cool take my item i don't care what it what was it wait wait he took one of my investments oh no he took one of your properties that's [ __ ] up what's that music what something dramatic happened money ninja got 28 million more great good for him okay neat and a hot dog appeared okay cool god so much is happening who cares just skip spoiled kid's turn it doesn't matter he doesn't have anything he's just some douche you'd you did it aaron oh my god cowards go away baby it's such a good feeling it's such a good feeling you better kawa go away with that debt situation okay oh yeah please don't give me dead boy oh no no [ __ ] you dead boy that boy is a god damn liability if ever there was one yeah thank you for giving him to me i didn't mean it's the what are you kidding me aaron what do you think i did [ __ ] i was like go to dan i didn't do anything aaron this is the point of these games is to talk trash i was just hey all right that's not nearly as much as deadpool is going to take from you oh dead boy oh my god dead boy is absolutely the diddle kid of this game i'm gonna take your money okay this is okay i gave you property you are losing your properties left and right and that is not yes i and all of it can be traced back to you since you brought it up oh god oh oh the hyper three dice it doesn't matter dude i'm i'm gonna get there way before he does you will yeah dude plus you landed on an item from it ultima five dollars on oh god that's ridiculous aaron you're over a billion yeah what the [ __ ] when did that happen yeah uh when you took all my money that's yeah okay [Laughter] dude [ __ ] spoiled kid looking like bitcoin right yeah spoiled kid with that v-shape recovery but i'm gonna use my [ __ ] warp ring do it where am i where am i i don't know where i am just tell me what's happening please god can you can you do me a favor you can full map it yes please oh that's not that made me further away okay i'm like way too invested in this right now you are yeah like a little bit yeah me too dude no oh what oh oh that makes me so sad i think this is where i have to hoof it in the [ __ ] you okay eh [Laughter] here you go aaron here's some property jesus christ whoo baby this game's a real friendship ender yeah i was just going to say this game turned into a friendship bender right at the end jesus it was like cute and adorable for a while and now like now everybody hates each other uh oh whoa whoa whoa what's happening what the [ __ ] oh god nemesis what's happening what is happening will you send your monster in to attack what does that mean no i i guess can i send dead boy [Laughter] sonic shuffle i still haven't mentally recovered from that one dude what a nightmare what a [ __ ] nightmare that night too i i was on a discord call with jory and i was i just went into a [ __ ] diet like i didn't realize how like i was about that game yeah yeah shuffle today and god you know it's got so many and he was like whoa yeah yeah yeah you really you've really been holding it in go ahead aaron damn i'm the dark sales person pleased to meet you dan i had a splendid business idea i'd like to offer you all right just a wee bit of investment in your wicker work at kinosaki he will do wonders for the place's value let me help you dear trust me i'll make you rich how much would you like to invent well it's a dark salesperson uh 240 million he's he was introduced to me as shady so uh yeah i think i'm gonna do it 240 mil dude a wise decision you'll see the results in one that's shady darn shady dan are you sure about this i would not want to be eating whatever he's putting in his mouth right now it's a chocolate covered banana i'll bet it is he's like i love eating turds [Laughter] i'm gonna give you some money aaron oh thanks because of your dirt bag mermaid but then you get it so adorable she's so adorable but um she's definitely a thief she's awesome she's definitely like a like a a law-breaking dirtbag thief not like me the man who just sunk 240 million yen into a shady business deal she's like she's like that personal assistant that's like also a hardcore fan so like she's like yeah no i'll i'll kill him i'll kill him for you yeah yeah oh no he's as good as dead no i was just i was just kidding no i i wouldn't do that but if you want to kill someone that's crazy yeah it's like but you know let me know if whatever you need three billion dollars oh god wow you're gonna you're really gonna have to hit that goal yeah if you want to come back man you and [ __ ] diddle kid are just kissing over there yeah don't call him diddle kid can you roll a one aaron i really [ __ ] hope so let's see what happens use the hyper three dice oh my god i'm gonna [ __ ] just stab my eyes dude jesus [ __ ] i don't know what that it's it's even better because of like the music it's like [Laughter] i'm gonna stab my eyes out do you roll a five for the love of god jesus oh my god like it's just such agony this episode of game grumps is about to end aaron yeah and you are about to have uh rolled around the goal for the entire episode yeah how exciting how about that yeah it [ __ ] sucked what the [ __ ] you're actually getting farther and farther away five five five oh oh my god oh my god three here it is three oh yeah thank you oh thank god man that went on for too long way too long if you give me debt boy i'm going to come over break quarantine and cough in your face oh it's team rex oh my god [Music] large face man has something to say kamage nabayaki bukaki oh boy oh boy all sorts of udon came together you never want to hear a [ __ ] came together this year delicious udon ugh the line's so long that the sales team's jumping for joy oh okay money ninja got money the end [Laughter] you just randomly it gives you stuff can i roll higher than one oh god [Laughter] no no you want the lowest oh you want the lowest yeah oh now nope you want the highest what it said it's the lowest the oh oh no they have a nasty trick for us the highest is a treat and then oh [ __ ] off oh man a ghost took 40 million dollars now do you believe in ghosts stan three please oh yeah oh my goodness gracious how you [ __ ] go baby you get the hell out of here money ninja oh it's the year end yeah here we are it's time let's see how everyone did this year i only made 288 million but i i did the thing that gave me 700. is this how this is how billionaires feel oh i know yeah out of context that sounds really dickish oh are these like bonus stars in mario attack vmvp is definitely money ninja yeah he did a lot of it he had that foresight i sure did what i wonder what he gets oh 440 million yeah yeah oh boy oh so who had the most properties that's probably also him oh god no oh oh oh oh [Applause] [ __ ] him the trophy to be awarded to money ninja is this um it's just a golden dildo whoa that's a big ass trophy yes although i guess it is you know if you're awarding a billion dollars it's funny because like i remember at the beginning when when ninja ninja boy spiked up and it was like the whole screen and i was like oh [ __ ] and now looking back it like it doesn't look like anything no of course but looking back at spoiled kids dip is still huge yeah that was a brutal brutal that's that's what dead boy does bro that's what dead boy does to you

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Length: 20min 13sec (1213 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 18 2020