Funny things people did on autopilot (w/ Boyinaband)

autopilot the thing in airplanes that make it drys by itself you can also squeeze that airplane thing into your head and it makes you do things that's why we're talking about today human autopilot okay hey you got it so I'm here with Dave from going event my name is joel from the official and today we're gonna talk about and ask ready thread that's called what's something weird slash funny slash embarrassing you've done on autopilot okay let's get started I was looking all over for my keys and finally thought that I might have left them in my car here's my car what do you think of my car Dave nice [Laughter] okay I went outside and my car was locked so I pulled my keys out of my pocket open the door and realized how much of an idiot I am because he had them in his pocket of the whole time all along autopilot I've done this so many times though the whole life you think you're looking everywhere where's my phone but you're not checking in your pockets and then it's like they're all along sometimes it will not feel like I have something in my pocket when I actually have something in my pocket what is the joke to be made that I've got this big thing that's kinda like makes me feel like there's stuff in my pants all the time yeah I've had certain situations where I've been looking all over for my glasses and I on your face yeah I'll notice because I'm pushing my glasses up I also had this backpack and I put like all my stuff in here you got like my passport but sometimes with my keys in here and they look a million other places but you know like there's like a hundred things in there so you don't want to get it all out in the end is always in there but I would look everywhere else first autopilot washed an apple in the sink Jonah's edit this to write it with a paper time feel some bad I'm sorry Jonas I turned now toss the Apple in the trash and stood there with a towel so sad so annoying when that happens I write it so relatable like you know when you throw things in the trash yeah I have thrown away ceramic plates more times than I care to admit I haven't thrown away my phone multiple times really doing something in the kitchen I used to have one without a lid been without a latest like I would be very used to throwing things from a distance this is my phone like and then you've got this like all cookware enough I now have to dig through the bin to get my phone yeah like you get like something sticky on it let's move on to post three autopilot oh wow this video is brought to you by very nice movie t-shirts June as you are looking the most fabulous I've ever seen you we're gonna talk more about the shirts later in the video can I stand up yeah yeah I'm sorry I'm so short okay I'm dressing to shower I threw my underwear into the toilet instead but the laundry and flushed it flushed it when I was six or seven years old I was getting ready for her back my parents had already filled the tub and all I had to do was take off my clothes and put them in the basket of dirty laundry I took everything off and threw it all in the tub Stanford for a solid 30 seconds I've thrown my phone in the toilet twice so I'm saving on the toilet like this on my phone because I'm a gross person okay I do bring my phone into the toilet I know it's not hygienic I'm bored okay so I'm on my phone on the toilet I take the paper I don't stand up why because I'm not in the under stop so I do it just not a visual I need then I stand up and I throw my one time I was listening to music throw it in the toilet and I was like why is the toilet playing music oh yeah I feel like your hair must sometimes hang into the toilet I have a very specific system for that there we go you do it one of these huh and then you sit and you never have any problems but sometimes you forget you know that you're really tired maybe if I was really tired to something but then I wouldn't notice let's not think about that your hair is brown already so it's not too bad yeah brown and red so even if I had that kind of issues sorry I'm really sorry for that I kissed my wife's best friend it was totally innocent and something we laughed about I had to take a bus to work every day at about 4:00 a.m. my wife usually drove me to the stops that I didn't have to leave my car there for 14 hours my wife's friend was staying with us while she looked for a job and house in the area she was getting up early anyway so she decided she would take me and let my wife sleep when we got to this stop I just instinctively leaned over and kissed her goodbye Oh God she had a dumbfounded look on her face and mind instantly turned red I realized what I'd done I just said sorry it was a habit yeah my wife poked fun at me for days are putting the moves on her friend that's key that's such a good way to test the waters you're right oh sorry totally just autopilot oh my god I used to think it was funny to tell my friends I love you on the phone sometimes I just do it out of autopilot but sometimes I would also just do it because he's a fun meme and it's because like it's like a little bit nice ha good that's sweet when you're drunk that's who you are yeah Runk room is so expressive he loves you you know he just really appreciates that you came all the way down to Brighton that's the autopilot coming out for you have a good day sir love you too good English accent by the way nothing awkward shuffle out of Panera Oh God yeah I've done that one Watts Panera though Panera Bread is that a story an Arab er no I don't know what that is what's Panera Bread chimera bread yeah Panera Bread like that I'm an X bus driver and many times on my way home from work I would go to pull into a bus stop in my car that's one answer that's awesome do you ever start driving route by accident and has theirs yes I have done that too very straightforward what's the YouTuber equivalent of that distract them distress evoke something I've actually thought a couple times is when I like say a joke to a friend or something and it doesn't play and I'll be thinking in the back of my head oh I'll edit that out later oh hey guys once again this video is brought to you by Jonas this beautiful shirt my beautiful shirt there's other beautiful shirts and we have a special offer for you guys that if you buy a shirt and you send a picture to me over on Twitter I will do something very special let's just try it out with Jonas one of you guys who send me a picture in one of the shirts will get this as you can see Jonas does not have enough glasses to be an attractive man so here's an additional amount of glasses and isn't he more beautiful so for a chance to be featured like this in a future video send me a picture of yourself in the merch - Rumi official on Twitter that's it go buy the merch it's also very nice and it feels really good on your body head over to the shop right now and out yeah oh my god it's gonna be so hard to edit but I can't be bothered to film anymore I asked you guys on Twitter what's something funny / weird / embarrassing you've done an autopilot Hey look how many replies you go that's why I scream grabbed it I remember that okay I don't know I don't know how to pilot airplane Tom Cruise I was lazily searching for the benadryl in a drawer with my hand without looking and I stuck my hand into a bag of my stepdads mom's ashes yeah I wish I was making this up Christ I tried to turn the brightness up on my mirror with my finger like you would do on a phone turn the brightness up on my mirror I put soap on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste and didn't realize I started brushing that's gross that's a weird motion to do on autopilot like you don't normally you look like you're doing something weird when to take a sip of water from my metal water bottle I ended up just throwing the water on my face and hitting myself in the tank the bottle in the process once I walked up to my ex and kissed him what my boyfriend was standing on the X - that's so bad again perfect yes yeah and we like whoops sorry autopilot and with that obvious coverage story for cheating on your partner let's move on to the roomie discord server where I asked this question which is the same one what's something funny / we're such embarrassing you've done an autopilot I uploaded a picture of me in a bikini to Facebook instead of making it my lock screen to motivate myself no it's the before picture - is she a little bit oh no wait I don't think it says before pictures yeah but if it's about ratio yeah Oh God I sent my GF a nude of herself you can easily play that one off words like look how good you look yeah intentional what that is that if you might also look like you tried to send the news to someone else right that's why I'm saying you have to freaking quickly follow that when I accidentally eaten a crayon because I had a pretzel stick okay guys thanks for watching this video thank you Dave for coming in to join you guys subscribe today is one of the few people I worked with 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Id: 8zfVJQlNRYc

Length: 10min 11sec (611 seconds)

Published: Fri May 10 2019