This is NOT OKAY.

stupidity the most natural type of entertainment in the world why are you looking at me when you say that my name is Joel from Rumi official I'm here with my editor Jonas very seldom am i as happy as what intelligence people around me end up doing stupid things like when my brother accidentally shaved off his beard you showed that in video ones that made me laugh so hard all right with my friend day from Boyd event sat down on these glasses the other week and broke them into pitiful so yeah stupidity is awesome and today we're looking at a more intentional type of stupidity no a ready thread that's called what's a joke that's so stupid it's funny oh so first joke say what you want about deaf people okay okay they're stupid you get the joke oh yeah okay wait sorry give it to me thanks say what you why what stupid people about stupid people say what you want about deaf people got a hand it's two blind prostitutes a blind prostitute told me that I had the biggest pet ever felt I told her she was pulling my leg oh my god this video is the worst you only go up from here yeah a plateau is the highest form of flattery but why do these jokes matter so much to you it's just me and whoever birthday Jo trying to make you laugh okay okay I'll try it do you know what this joke meant the plateau is the highest form of flattery you're gonna test my English knowledge I plateau it's a flat surface on the mountain and the highest point of flattery yeah I put in an explanation under here to see if anyone didn't get it because I was like here's a funny joke hey guess what what you shouldn't say anything I'm gonna talk to myself sorry hey guess what what good guess let me explain the joke no you actually told him what he was gonna guess and then someone replied favorite using this on my wife now and then someone else's I'm using this on this guy's wife too that made me laugh this video is brought to you by the notifications on the channel Rumi official have you seen all of these videos if you have not seen all these videos then you may not have the notifications on for all videos so go click here and you will have vacations aren't for all videos that is notifications on for all videos okay thank you whoa yeah this is a long one so three guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp one of them picks it up rubs it and out pops a genie in booms you have finally freed me after all these years that the most booming voice you can muster I say you have finally freed me after all these years I'll grant each one of you three wishes the first guy immediately blurts out a loan and billion dollars poof he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact one billion three dollars and fifty cents the second man thinks for a bit and then says I want to be the richest man alive who he's holding papers show his net worth is now well over 300 billion the third guy thinks even longer about his wish then says I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life poof his arm starts rotating the genie tells them it's time for their second wish the first guy says I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth poof stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm the second guy says I would be good-looking and charismatic so I can have every girl like one ooh these looks changed and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him the third guy says I want my right arm to rotate counterclockwise until I die poof now both of his arms are rotating in opposite directions the genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish the first guy does and after all he says I never want to become sick or injured only stay healthy until I die poof his complexion improves is acne is gone and his niece don't bother him anymore it has both acne and bad knees what kind of weird Twilight age is he the second guy says I never want to grow old I want to stay 29 forever poop he looks younger already the third guy smiles triumphantly and says my last wish is for my heads to nod back and forth he said nodding his head back and forth and flailing through the genie wishes and good luck disappears and the men soon go their separate ways many years later they meet again and said about how things have been going the first guy is ecstatic I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over to me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever my wife is a freak in the sheets and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years sick and guy smiles and says well I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my well I'm still the richest guy and also revered for my good deeds I haven't aged a day since we last met and yes your wife is pretty wild in bed the third guy walks in whaling his arms around and nodding his head and says guys I think next year I have many jokes about unemployed people sadly none of them work what was et short for because he had little legs I'm so sorry for everyone watching this video stuff proper English what was he short for that sounds like Swedish directly translated English grammar would be me and Jonas I was gonna do a dope harmony but I immediately forgot my thing like the devil sick story where musicians who said we didn't bring music into the shadow no more yeah why did Edward Woodward have so many D's in his name I don't know because without them he would have been called II were we were I think it's also like it's supposed to sound like an ambulance no it's still not that was you freestyling and it did not pay off what did one nut say when he was chasing the other nut I'm a cashew I like though come on the words the worst part is they can't see but behind my cartoon facade there's a very judgmental look you got 17.7 chaos and ready and - platinum - gold and three silver you're wrong Oh Nick what do we want airplane noises when do we want him yeah I hate that one so much two fish are in the tank one looks at the other and says you man the gun I'll Drive can you dumb it down it's a tank as in the vehicle you man the gun you know a fish tank Oh a tank I thought about the gas tank of any vehicle no no two soldiers are in a tank one looks at the other and says blood blood bro all right spotty because it's the reverse version I think that'd be good okay guys once again I'm going to summer in the city in London this year it's the 9th to the 11th of August 2019 it's one of those YouTube things where you can meet your favorite youtubers and of course I am your 50th favorite youtuber but anyway come see me yeah what's red then bad for your teeth a brick yeah what's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree a pool table it's funny because it's heavy what's a yellow and fuzzy thing you can stand on stuff with all the fuzzy stuff a baby chick don't pretend like you care about chickens you just ate chicken like literally an hour ago yeah I need to get a grip man what's brown and sticky stick oh yeah everyone sorry that one why do scuba drivers drivers why do scuba divers jump backwards out of the boat I don't know because if they jumped forward they would still be in the boat what's a pirate's favorite letter all yarr you'd think so but my first love B the C what's a pirate's least favorite letter dear sir your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage sincerely your service provider oh okay yeah whoa I just got a headache yeah is it from the bathroom I think it is a Mexican magician told this audience who was going to vanish at the count of three he counted uno dos and disappeared without a trace how many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb just one ah no because they're green hot no let me break it down shut then break up okay what do you call a magic dog I don't know al abracadabra door dying last one courtesy of my daughter what do you call it broken can opener no a can't opener agreed anyway guys this video is sponsored by his beautiful shirts by um your tits will be impossible not to touch I don't know if anyone wants that if you I sure - this is gonna happen it's just sorry why are we doing this this is so inappropriate okay are you gonna do like a me-too thing on me now anyway by the a guys this is the weirdest video ever I'm sorry if you hated it if you liked it then you're weird I'm glad we can have fun and just do stuff I appreciate you guys just sticking around when we do stupid things if you're looking for music obviously I'm working on the music stuff I've said that a million times exciting I will see you in the next video Thank You Jonas for being in this video you're amazing I know okay no I mean thank you for your contribution whatever the get is that bye guys [Music] oh hey guys thanks for watching the video we got in some amazing fan art recently for example this one from Maya it's not real and this one from anti cinnamon we appreciate that both me and Dave and Jonas even though he snapped in them because no one cares about Jonas am i right I just kick butt anyway we've been uploading two times a week recently it's been a lot of fun to see you guys's comments and response on that and let us know what other stuff you would like us to post as always thanks so much for this port I appreciate it a ton and it feels really good to be able to do so many different kinds of videos yeah I appreciate it a lot thanks bye huge thanks to my top patrons Christian garrison Matthew barczyk kyon Wong Vicky for admin sebastian 707 coral i this is my rent money batoon Ali Engel and Fraser thank you

Channel: RoomieOfficial

Views: 704,599

Rating: 4.9618435 out of 5

Keywords: bad humor, humor, funny, comedy, try not to laugh, funny videos, funny videos 2019, reddit, subreddits, r/, reddit stories, top 10, list, awful, roomie, roomieofficial, joel, reddit cringe, askreddit funny

Id: sK7GLq24nG0

Length: 10min 15sec (615 seconds)

Published: Thu May 30 2019