Why Ugly People Deserve to Be Lonely (w/ JaidenAnimations)

where do I look uh-oh Oh bleep people the people who can use their tinder BIOS as private Diaries no one will ever read I'm here with Jayden from Jayden animations my name is Joe from rumi official Jayden can you define an ugly person someone who I guess is the most fun you have an example No do you have any experience with looking what's an experience or they're around this video is gonna make us come across so awful anyway today I'm gonna tell you guys in Jayden why ugly people deserve to be lonely I did a video similar to this a while back with Dave I like to call it devil's advocate because to take a premise that kind of weird and then not true but then we find the best argument in sometimes we convince ourselves that it is true and today I'm gonna convince Jayden that ugly people deserve to be alone me and I think she's gonna be convinced so go sit in the chair I don't need you here anymore we've all been there life is full of the same types of people everyone's pretty much the same personalities who needs them in my case people will say things like Wow roomie you're so amazing or hey roomie here's a million dollars thank you for all the important things you do or hello I just noticed you walking down the street and I have to say that you're the most beautiful person I've ever laid my eyes on will you join me and my five sorority girlfriends for a night of fun I feel like pretty much everyone's the same decently on the schedule yeah nine o'clock the five sorority girls just face it there's no room for diversity in today's society we're all connected over the Internet we consume the same media everyone watches the same Marvel movies teaching the same morals we're all conditioned mindless clones therefore looks are the only thing that matters ugly people are just beautiful people that are ugly because we're on the same so why would you choose them why would you choose the ugly version of the beautiful thing that doesn't make any sense that's just a downgrade it's like in Pokemon right you know Pokemon yeah so why we're what why would you choose that Eevee evolves into Vaporeon which is the argue leaf fish cat thing when you can make it evolve into Flareon the sleek fire boy with a quiz that looks kind of like Joey Graceffa if you squint a little why would you choose fish boy fish boys gross Joey Graceffa Phoebe is amazing first of all vape Orion has a personality of extremely high special attack and special defense what are you talking to Joey Graceffa right now that's awful Joey if you're watching this I'm very sorry Jaden's being in rap during your separates amazing fish boys are gross and they all the same personality same personality but you know quiff and awesome or hello I am and gross fish how do you feel about that so far are you following the argument you're completely bullet alright you will understand me by the end of this I will get you onto my side let's move on to the next strong argument being lonely is actually a good life lesson no one really cares about anything about you past what you can do for them so for example let's say Jaden you need a tooth pulled out right it's dark and grows dark can grow and I come here and I'm like I got it nice nice well actually I'm not a dentist well you know I'll take your tooth out for you I'll try I'll do my best and then you'd probably be like oh no I don't want you to take my tooth out because you're not a dentist but I'm a nice guy there's nothing wrong with me I may not be a dentist but I've got other qualities the point is I don't meet the requirements to be your dentist and it's exactly the same with ugly people ugly people are not meant for dating why why would you wouldn't let the guy with a knife do the dentist's to work on you know why would you let the ugly person do the dating work on you being ugly isn't the only factor to look at when looking at relationships you mean like big yeah I stand corrected at big track as well as beautiful face to the list what if an ugly person is attracted to another ugly person are they still not allowed to be lonely that sounds like they're fooling themselves like this person is like on my level so therefore I'm being so mean there's other things you can do as an ugly person that are valued in society for example that can become brilliant engineers and maybe they can make Android boyfriends and girlfriends which will surpass real-life ones why would you deny everyone in the world the axis to the androids just because you want like ugly people to get to date that's really selfish let's the ugly people invent the androids what are you talking about so you're saying that they should give up and just make robot yes I've seasoned comments about Joe I don't do you do music anymore in ice do music still right now I'm working on bigger music projects it's over on patreon I've been trying to find a way to make it work you could try to find a way to make it hurt less real there's a link in the description if you want to hear the demos and stuff I'm doing if not you can hear it when the signs come out it's whatever you want next arguments it's justice so people get ugliness wrong they think it's random they think that people get born like oh you're attractive you're not attractive it's so random nervous or whatever like you didn't deserve your attractiveness wrong so this is how it actually is how ugly you are is actually a consequence of your actions let me explain so wait let's say you're a dictator I'm down dictator Jaden you're wearing a little hat or whatever I have a mustache you do some horrifying stuff you wear ugly hats you're mean to people in wheelchairs and nothing really happens to you while you're alive you die peacefully in your bed at like 95 years old so I'm not an ugly dictator no you're beautiful yeah you die of it like you're ten virgin husbands yeah virgin wives you know everything you wanted I mean that's surely unfair like you were mean to people there but this is where the genius of the world kicks in you wake up and you've been reincarnated you look into the mirror and you're ugly oh no how did this happen how long into life am i realizing this yeah you come out of the womb you pull out your baby mirror out of my baby pocket your baby but you've got a little mirror then you laugh let's check out yeah let's check out how good-looking of a baby I am yeah oh no I'm an ugly baby this will never turn into a good-looking human not even when I'm an adult I really hope I can fool some people into you know dating me even though I'm ugly but no that's where we need to put our foot down we're not gonna date ugly people because you know why you're ugly because you were bad in your previous life that's how it works so you're making the statement that reincarnation is real reincarnation is real just ask any Buddhist there's so many Buddhists out there they cannot millions they can't be wrong there's too many basically we should just avoid dating the holy people because they're actually serving a sentence is that being in jail right if you're dating an ugly person that's supposed to be lonely because they're ugly because they were bad in the papers you're breaking them out of jail let him be in jail that's the ugly people that can stay in their loneliness prison that's what I'm saying ugly people are good contrast if people are lonely then they will go out with their friends to bars and I mean some of their friends maybe aren't very good-looking maybe they're just kind of like almost ugly if they go out alone to the pub they'll have trouble because like oh you're not that attractive but if they go out with the contrast really ugly person suddenly they look like the most attractive person in a group of like five four really ugly people and one that's like oh this person it's not as ugly as the other one so it's like a shifting scale yeah so you got ugly people and you got almost ugly people and suddenly almost ugly people look almost good-looking so like you're saying that all ugly people don't have to be lonely oh no I'm saying that that people who are almost ugly don't have to be lonely yeah so what if there was like an ugly person and then an uglier person no if they're all ugly it doesn't work no ugly people gets to date ever only almost ugly people get today what about if there's like a group of attractive but less attractive are they considered ugly and they they're not allowed no no there's an absolute scale of ugly so like you got like the very bottom of the barrel the Jonases of the world they're though like at the very bottom they will never date yeah so being ugly and lonely it's actually like a public service it's like being a fireman it's like being a policeman with a little badge you're like eh I am badges would you like me to company you to get you what I love tonight yeah I will look bad in comparison certified in the merch bar below there's a certified ugly shirt they if you're really ugly make people bring you out at least you'll get a nice night out with friends even yeah they're only using maybe like even though you're lonely they'll like I'll get you a drink can we actually make that mercy by the merch guys link in the description I am ugly bring me out with you I will make you look good this is a really good one so it's basically a blessing to be ugly because you get to avoid automatically the worst people in society because who socializes the most with attractive people it's the douchebags and the foreign boys and the slow bad boys and bad girls am i right they only go for attractive people they will not want to be seen with like so if you live a life of loneliness your void come into contact with these people who will hurt and deceive you because they're not interested in an ugly person you avoid basically socializing at all with the worst layers of humanity so wait now we're on ugly people's side right I was hoping you wouldn't know this what do you honestly say that Jill wasn't able to take this sketchy premise and make it a solid argument it's hard to say that because all of my points that are valid you're just like no that's sad you're the moderator so I'd have to sit back Mike okay go subscribe to didn't animation she doesn't have enough subscribers she needs more yeah that'd be nice of course this video is just a joke if you're being sad about how you look whatever there's a link in the description to someone to talk to thank you guys so much for watching I will see you in next time and keep swimming that's my new catchphrase keep swimming guys keep me and ugly [Music]

Channel: RoomieOfficial

Views: 2,513,911

Rating: 4.7517753 out of 5

Keywords: ugly, lonely, funny, comedy, animation, love, animated, jaiden animations, jaidenanimations, roomie, roomieofficial, dating, boyfriend, girlfriend, girls, ugly people, devil's advocate, arguing, satire, jaiden, joel

Id: SImcWzMyaRQ

Length: 11min 38sec (698 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 01 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/bricklegos]

Yay, more meme templates!

[u/[deleted]]

Jaiden? ugly?

pfffft

thats just stupid