Foods You've Been Eating Wrong

handle the cucumber mouth nom-nom-nom-nom-nom for a long time I guess there's my mouth cramping already so eating food it's something we all got to do ain't that right Dave yes hello I'm Dave before we start I just want to say if you ever mess with me this is what will happen okay let's continue what if I told you this thing you do multiple times a day eating you've been doing it wrong what does that shock you that shocks me up to me like I've been doing this for a while and what am I doing wrong roomie that's what we're gonna be talking about in this banger of a video and I know that you guys are interested too because I've seen a particular video we're gonna be looking at today from five minutes crafts called 25 foods you've been eating wrong okay and that has 24 million views it seems like there must be some amazing information in this no way with 24 million people watch something that was garbage to crap never never but before we start looking at that video let's have a look at ask reddit and what they've been saying on the same subject we have the question here called certain foods have a correct way of eating them what are some wrong ways to eat those foods I'm gonna predict someone's gonna talk about bananas in this have you ever seen this thing I think it's chimps and stuff okay which primate but they eat bananas from the other end they don't peel from the kind of stick bit they've just open at the end you pinch and open that's how I've done it ever since I found that on I think it was probably on reddit what's so much better about it oh you have to try it have you open on it they don't have a banana let's continue let's get to the okay I eat Kiwis with the hairy skin I'm gone what the hell is wrong with space pod the only downside is that since I like the texture of the hair and skin I have forbidden fruits moments but I'm looking at the abdomen of the tarantula oh you see even though don't you dad I'm not big on bugs and yet you're still typing thank you we gonna see it I don't know oh yeah it does look like a Kiwi look at that but you think about this one I'm fine thank you that is the wrong way to eat the fruit that we can all agree that that's like a 5 out of 5 10 out of 10 20 out of 10 wrong way to eat some yeah my sister is a freak of nature and she eats her banana kind of like corn on the cob she will peel the banana halfway and then scrape the sides with her teeth making it shiny did you make the banana shady and then she would eat the center romaine who has ever looked at but I don't be like you know you know what this needs it needs to be shiny is that it already like you know phallic it up yeah it was shiny depends what situation caviar sucks right out of it officious could we just move on holy Frick I'd never thought I'd get the chance to tell this story I was visiting friends out in LA a couple years ago they're all excited to take me on a grunion run because they live on Venice Beach apparently once a year of these fish fire up unto the shore where the females lay eggs and the male's fertilize them we head out on the beach and the most knowledgeable fisherman in the group shows the rest of us what you do and NAB's one it puts pressure on its belly like popping a pimple and show some of us it's full foul gross why is there always something gross it's just some of us it's full of fish eggs meat fresh caviar we tell the rest of the group we then also want to see fishermen grabs up another fish on the outgoing tide gathers the entire group goes to pop it open and bam nails himself in the face with fish haha how do you feel about that Dave's a gross enough for you yeah you seem fine with this I'm you were able to just read out fish nope I have a problem with my imagination where I can't see what I'm talking about I've had problems in the past with girlfriends and stuff because my humor can be kind of itchy so I will make some joke about them having incest with their dad or something and they see it in their head and they totally freak out nice sister joke I don't have a visual connection with words it's weird let us know in the comments if you have visual connections with words anyway let's continue he had picked up a mail and gave himself a fish facial let's not say that the fish method right now so I you said that three ways I need to repeat it okay let's move on i'ma show mercy to you thank you alright doughnuts here we go some people eat doughnuts rather than giving them to me which is what you're supposed to do with them okay this is just a nice little joke that was a nice palate cleanser that I'm feeling a little bit better now it's the most basic I know right now I'm very comfortable with basic freaking Lilly Singh could be telling me jokes and I'll be feeling better than the previous ones up until a couple years ago 22 currently I thought you were supposed to bite the skin off the Apple then eat it just like the time you know I guess yeah if I didn't have a knife I would spend my time biting around the entire Apple spitting the skin out then eating it most of these are to do with fruit I wonder if there's any like they are not to do with fruit see what I used to think that you didn't have to cook chicken before you hate I have a lot of Salmonella recently read where people were eating the wax on baby Bell cheese's and I haven't been the way it's a waste oh did you know baby yeah I know you do it works for people who haven't seen it geez since this yeah yeah yeah it's one of those things I can never relate to like the weird kids would just bring them to school and eat them like snacks just the cheese yeah that was me I did that that's so weird why am i weird kid cuz I'd like better cheese yeah what's wrong with that my answer me why is that weird it's like eating butter with like spoons no way there's no it's very much like that nothing like that my friend is popcorn by picking the fluffy parts away from each piece and discarding the seed center every time I tell him he's an idiot but he's too starboard to just eat a damn piece of popcorn like a human I would be so frustrated I get bored eating single pieces at a time yeah of course you got to go with the fish right I've got a weird one with popcorn that I do Oh No okay you know you put it in the microwave gets out you got the stuff eat the stuff under the bottom you little things ah that's my favorite pick no the warm unpopped kernels no favor what do you do with it you rub them against the side of the bag getting a little bit buttery and then eat that well they're still warm they're too hard they're gonna crush your teeth it's just really nice that's so gross gross this is a straight line from the baby Bell to like the greased up on you just like oil and you like cheese I guess a lot of people can relate to that but just like salty fact I bet usually people want something else with their cell mass okay so I guess it's time to finally move on to the five minute crafts video 25 foods should be eating you wrong or 24 million views so let's see what foods we've been eating wrong okay ah oh that's the worst isn't it always happens yeah but at least you can fold half the bag down oh just the way to prevent things from opening yeah like that's a reasonable hat is that a reasonable half of you that's probably the first reasonable hack I've seen on 5-minute crap okay so first off like is it the reasonable thing to do to not put the chip bag like that so fall out okay mr. perfect first of all I can't really relate to this because when it comes to the chips I wouldn't be able to save half a bag of yeah that was thinking lard boy would it but look how spread up this is how long does this take this is my main issue with a lot of crafts on this challenge like yeah who has the time to every time they've eaten chips to fold it up for five minutes or whatever okay usually when I'm eating something like this I'm not being productive the time yeah I'm sitting there after having eaten half a bag of chips hypothetically uh-huh it's not time I would otherwise be spending bettering humanity or myself I'm just sitting there watching a show whatever I could very easily be putting together one of these little bag foldy techniques but you're relaxing right I don't know this is like it could be relaxing it's like knitting no why do you need to be able to put it upside down that's what I why not just scrunch it up like a normal person that takes three seconds this takes like five minutes this does it does look better looks a bit cool so you want the complements for people looking into you I yeah it was when they get the chips that are like oh how do you do this okay I guess we're are different sites of this are yeah yeah let's just move on to the next one okay roll the lemon very sped up once again I wonder how long this takes so you get rid of the bottom of that yeah no one's gonna question that at the dinner table okay there's so much wrong we just get one of the freaking lemons yeah you can buy lemon juice lemon juice yep it's so much work the work she put in with a lemon is more calories than that salad yeah just go back to the chips next so here we have another gadgets this is a frying pan hearts that's cute so let's just remember that's the title of this is 25 fruits you've been eating wrong oh right eating chips wrong I guess yeah you eating them wrong by nuts folding them up properly and then you're eating the lemon juice wrong by not using brain right in a specific apparently you can't so I'll look at the leakage here actually I didn't notice that is it's graceful no I kind of agree with this one that's cute it's a normal egg really wrong though yes I think if you have the option to make something cute then you should it's wrong not to you're not wrong for not using the heart-shaped frying pan thing you're not wrong for not using the spray on the lemon Shirley I agree with a lemon one but agree to disagree with this cute okay what are you doing with pepper now I don't know I assume there's gonna be a gadgets involved yeah yeah what's the plan here do we wrap it in sellotape Oh a gadget statute a pepper gadgets it was actually pretty useful are they yeah this however is pretty cool I'd have that that's weirdly satisfying and you save time with this I disagree that you save time the quickest way is to eat the egg it stirs out the egg but think about cutting vegetables you can use that for cutting vegetables and stuff too so light also just eat the vegetables like an onion you call Oh cucumber time here oh no I don't like that what's going on okay preparation ways I can understand this being cool but come on come on you just made it even harder to handle a cucumber it certainly looks cooler it looks it's still in one piece it doesn't help anyone it's gonna be harder to do anything with it it's just a spiral now instead of having that one uniform thing you could move okay I've got I've got a counter so you're saying you're watching a movie with popcorn uh-huh hand in the bag eight hand in the bag this is taking forever with spiral cucumber here hand on the cucumber mouth nom-nom-nom-nom-nom for a long time you don't have to move your other hand are all that I'm doing whatever you want I guess there's my mouth cramping already onion time that's pretty good that's pretty good it's very spit up though I've never cooked by the way yeah me you'll never apply to me at all yeah ready meals much quicker yeah it's salt the whole thing should be that just how to buy ready oh no just pull it off I know there's my thought the first time I saw those two of you oh no plastic straw you're wasting the bay in the middle no [ __ ] you should eat that now okay sure though but yeah they said she said just pull it off was that just done because of the pun of straw and strawberry I don't think so okay yeah okay this is how you do banana yeah pinch and split that's it pinch and split done no hassle they seen this before - microwave dry pizza with water oh he's actually can it works it's saved that's pretty good okay everybody right now yeah actual one I might use all right here's a choco pie what I've been doing wrong with my choco pie have you eaten chuckle I never in my life or had I don't like chocolate so wait why they wanted warm and sticky this is Oreos oh that's so smart eat the Oreo with the fork I've always been thinking that I want to eat my Oreo with a fork has anyone ever had that issue like oh why is it my full or your dipped in milk an even more efficient way it would be to put the Oreo in your mouth and take a sip of milk lifehack five for you five second crack okay this is the one in the thumbnail for this video okay this better be amazing here we go this is a very specific food Toblerone let's see what's up oh my god Oh got you many parts that's the worst oh so you do it towards yourself see there that was Ellie the first one was tea oh they messed up on the B they were filming oh you're right something went wrong with the B and they were like oh we got to move on to the L sorry guys we don't have it in the budget to go back and get the B so they took the L there anyway yeah so we have Oh pulling it towards it as opposed to away yeah I said that like literally 20 seconds sorry I was too busy thinking of my amazing joke that was that was incredible what what are you doing I like I love her clothes it was really folded it it's like break look at the bottom yeah how many takes did that - yeah like that another take just like everything falls down inches hand yeah I just fold the whole pizza like a calzone and like that I don't cut it are you serious right now yeah yeah that's so gross it's quick the ratios are all off then you get like just choose your bites although the toppings were get on time to be too much toppings no equal amount of base to topic but if there's like a lot of thick topping in the middle if it was layers he I could see it goes dread topping bread topping but it's bread topping topping bread yes like a sandwich you wouldn't put that much stuff in a sandwich you've surely gotta eat something in a weird way I've explained multiple things that you've been uppity about like oh that's ha ha ha what's your thing did you see the I was going to one of Felix's videos like I think three weeks ago or something and I was drinking water it's pretty embarrassing because everyone in the comments were just like what is Joel today I want to see the comments who drinks water that that Dave yeah that thing I just I don't like the cold water on my teeth it makes them not feel good of course I look like you're freaking cow or something when I yeah yeah yeah I think that's one of my weirdest traits as the thumbnail okay that's it the video is over finally Dave thanks for joining in on the channel looking at some ways to eat food better and worse and also a lot of things that are just not related to eating foods wrong at all once again 5 minutes crafts just say grades a grade 2 YouTube channel and they're killing you there's they're earning more money than nice times a meal yeah but at least we're happy oh ah ok guys thanks so much for watching see you in the next video daily december more videos coming every day whoop-dee-doo tell me ideas in the comments of what you want me to do and if you think they should come back I think you should sing sing sing a song I should do that bye bye

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Id: 661GBaLFCCI

Length: 15min 27sec (927 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 03 2019