DISCORD'S GOT TALENT (ft. CallMeCarson & Pokimane)

welcome gamers and a server with over 200,000 members we host her to the first episode of discord Scott talent season 2 however due to social distancing we're not actually allowed to have an audience but without further ado welcome everyone to discord Scott County today we've got judges poke you in and call me cars that is good let's go yes ready I was born ready great great I love coming on the show last time I think that's a blur I don't remember much of it that's a good joke you know let's set some ground rules we are three professional judges you're not on a payroll by any means but you know I'll be honest I think you and I are the only professionals here clackety excuse me you want to play 8-ball sure right now guys we're 30 minutes behind schedule okay so listen you're both very nice people but in this case scenario but which robot is speaking so uh pokey man I'm gonna need you to uh you know these people they don't deserve any mercy nothing oh can I be honest I'm gonna hurt anyone's feelings you got to go all in on them hello guy guy pyro hello how's your day a shy guy pyro it says you do terrible comedy terrible comedy indeed and also I have a washing machine in the background alright so I have a list of four new people to select so I have a dad joke or a surprise surprise what does that give me the surprise oh and do you want to meet my washing machine did you put the surprise in the wash most my washing machine my washing machine I want to hear your best joke help with that you know alright my best joke so one day an officer said to me why why just why did you bring the epileptic children to the loop at least you're self-aware with your terrible comedy hey you're only 13 you have many more years I don't okay you're tired twitch chat was just calling you shrimp while you're in okay how'd it go III show you what's your telling a terrible humor and a washing machine sounds awful antha welcome to competitions and what's your what's your talent I can basically I'm own indifferent I wouldn't giving birth people moan while giving birth watching your mom give birth and go oh that was a good move for me I think it's gonna be a no moaning German yes for me death oh you made it the next round congratulation hi banana jam hi what's up you guys like like an item no we're simply I'll say anything you want me to oh okay but a today imma go what's your talent we sketched up a Phineas X dr. Doofenshmirtz warrant and we're gonna be reading it together at the hottest building in the tri-state area Oh Phineas what are you doing here I was just working on my latest innate or the pleasure in a tour oh wow dr. D what's the pleasure in a tour would you care for a demonstration oh wow it seems kind of dangerous as dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz unveils his latest invention a collection of all known combined into one glorious masterpiece perry the platypus watches in the shadows I'll blow you with my mouth and boots Doofenshmirtz unveils his massive beam suddenly Candace enters the room what the hell I'm so telling mom about this Candace wait you can't that was an experience I don't know what to say fellas extremely uncomfortable we read a Phineas and Ferb that's not good Oh just gonna I'm just gonna remove you guys that's okay I hope we have enough I will do you do making fun of this man what's your talent my friend I am basically Gollum from Lord of the Rings anything you want him to say Carson pokeyman you do a roleplay right I want I want you stop you said Gollum right yes Gollum explain why it's not a sip to fear through self to pokiman [Music] [Music] my face has just been stuck that's pretty incredible hey guys it's me quackety and today I introduce you this new segment how many people do not know what the they're doing here a big Daddy atlas welcome to the competition with your talent Oh kinda want to be rejected so I can sleep [Music] [Music] welcome to the competition how you doing you've come into the ring welcome thank you show us your tattoos so you come here often it's his discord of course he's here oh no I was asking I was asking you we return to regular programming go go go go what's your talent it's not being a dog changer neighbor right now like to say hi to you poke you mean I would like to say hi to you I would like to I'm not going to so polite yeah I swear to god I'm not doing the tetris theme no that's I was like a year ago man damn I'm getting old all right get get started you're getting too old he's like 16 at this point [Music] [Laughter] someone give this man a tier 3 sub he's doing a great job and I won't have to make it back in here oh no I'm sorry any last words I mean everyone has balls you don't ignore it can you spit me some balls yeah if I want to see something charisma welcome to the competition how you do it so you said you can create any scene you give me on spot and make sure of it to be funny okay so what seems you guys want to set up for charisma here a breakup Oh break up in a school bathroom in a school bathroom yeah by the water cut out then there's water fountains inside bath war or alternatively in a stall you have to cry by the end of it oh you mean break oh yeah yeah yeah shows that shows that mean side my name is charisma no in the roleplay you're in the bathroom stall with the bad toilet [Laughter] should break up what about the Twingo the one with the felt you're not crying I don't even know what to sad fell she was supposed to get mad or something cry Wow okay you're being a little bit rude right I know what's going on boki really snapped with this one no I like screaming like oh you gotta do it like [Laughter] it's gonna be no fun her asthma you're out the competition goodbye they said they wanted me to act some what's going on ello dirty Dan yeah ten seconds to impress is go the industry doesn't you have ten seconds go okay [Music] that's it yes you're better than everyone we first today you're moving on to the next round congratulations you know you're not just moving on to the next round you win the whole thing buzzer I don't think we've gone through this guy's already grand prize of $10,000 your choice to send $25,000 for you and every single one of your family members oh I have nine family members things but you're moving on to the next round yeah ladies and gentlemen welcome to the very last round every contestant who got three yeses is now competing to win the competition everyone has 20 seconds to showcase her talent the best way possible and we're gonna choose who wins unfortunately out of all the winners there's only like four people left in here hopefully at the same time no no no not at the same time we're gonna go home and though you have many seconds ago mmm dirty Dan you have 20 seconds go that's copyrighted [Music] your time's up your time's up quiet what's your I don't feel comfortable saying certain words in her name okay said come in the word comfortable quiet what's your talent ladies and gentlemen we got to hear everyone's final act Carson who are you choosing I'm hokey man who are you choosing dirty dad you win season two of discord Scott Kelly congratulations thank you guys for coming to another installment of discourse Got Talent pokiman Carson any last word thanks for having me I hope I was your favorite judge this time just like last time for deleted scenes and more content go subscribe to my second channel quackety also go follow me on Instagram and twitch [Music]

Channel: Quackity

Views: 12,292,711

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Id: w58Q9CG5GC0

Length: 16min 16sec (976 seconds)

Published: Sun May 17 2020