TOP 50 Funniest SENIOR QUOTES of 2018 | Alonzo Lerone

get a dictionary Derek said every day in high school I was looking for snacks not knowing I was the snack all along Samantha she says I did my waiting 12 years of it in a scoop on what is that front work I don't know what are you talking about I like my women how I like my coffee I don't like coffee you can catch a lot of flies with honey but you can catch more honey's being fly something tells me that should've been on ' between and why am i sleep so you're telling me this should have been in the yearbook in the school yearbook Aleksandra says I'm sorry did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote there not too long ago Mike and upside down Mike this must have been during the ariana grande did I don't understand why how are y'all even doing that he tweeted Ryan Reynolds give me a senior quote I have a deadline right we didn't say it is gonna take it from here Mike finally got my hairpin a says school gave me a harder time than airport security I wish I would add you I wish I would have been a triplet we woulda got a pop it Alexis says they say you are what you eat but I don't remember hitting a goat my mom is disappointed by my senior prom I better tell your mom at least you graduated Brittany says what did she say who took off this senior five episode 23 second 14 I used my textbooks once in these four years it was as a plate for a waffle you guys ask your professors if you guys need the textbook and have them even though they say yeah you don't be mad about that that happened like two years ago well I'm still upset but why ain't nobody talking about that girl above her saying I am an American not in Americans that is perfect it graces if you like water you already like 72% of me I fall in love when you can fall asleep since every college student if I'm telling y'all that you guys do not appreciate nap time until you hit college can I get an amen Rihanna says remember the more you way the harder you are to kidnap stay safe eat cake Oh Pete Club Penguin you raised me when my parents Dale would - what is that is that from Happy Feet where's that from I don't need a piece of paper saying I succeeded I just need food Shane Dawson young boy youtubers now can you quote me you would feel like get a dictionary would be the perfect thing to put in a school yearbook I was the Beyonce in a school full of Michelle man y'all gotta stop that what is wrong with mr. Michelle put in just as much as work my hair might be straight but I'm not so is everyone coming now so I guess is the last year they're like pizza if idiots could slide this place would be an airport Hannah Montana said nobody's perfect but here I can't help Jacob says of all the verses in the good book this one has gotten me through these four years lunch I'm telling y'all for real for lunch was my worst subject I hated lunch cuz I didn't notice it with no buy sometimes I sat with my teacher and I'm not afraid to say because I was high school i sat with my teacher graded papers do you do you understand so business I'm surprised you graduated hit my mom I am rather apart at the limit of characters for this I am certain that I cannot fit on my bus of these last four years and do such few cut and all y'all fake of course I dress well I didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing but if one day you woke up and you were a chicken nugget no Miranda your senior quote can't be fries before God Nancy and that is when your dad just sold you right after that you're all gonna regret not dating me in high school if you know the funny thing is if no one regretted no one regretted another nice Grey's Anatomy Season 5 episode 6 39 minutes and 40 seconds [ __ ] my leopards oh I am so so so gay whether I get all my effort or no effort oh whoa I'm always giving max effort and his name is Maxwell Khalil says you can catch a lot of flies with honey but you can catch a lot of honey's being flat something tells me don't stop in the right way to see how many people are gonna croak this all three years of high school and a half my bosons so no one ever knew me I'll say said pretty hurts no wonder I'm always in pain Luke says onions have layers Ashton Irwin what are y'all talking about all along I was next to a blessing and right next to him is blessing I saw everything yesterday his name is blessing you got ice jam oh oh deep we owe decreed to be honest I don't know how to pronounce my last name either oh they told me to think outside the box so I ate it instead oh my god Raymond says a by Danny DeVito come on man no gonna quote and unquote get a dictionary okay you're an Asian not a beach right they're trying to come up with this senior quote for you but all I can think of is hippo farts ooh is that my what whoa what I thought you panicked in line you mean to tell me you asking your mom with a book on your senior prom what am I so upset about that I'm not like that's my secret I wish my I wish my school had seen your clothes what the hell's going on if you're seeing this quote in the yearbook I got all four math credits trust me that means you can too this is my quote when's this do who always got them Girl Scout cookies but I'm not no girls down that's a double negative are you saying you our girls got a song how did that get past the yearbook come in definite with the Y a lot of girls didn't like me this year but their boyfriends did some that's Emiliana armed man y'all are making up these names I never bumped into some what Maximiliano ravioli ravioli give me the Diploma oh shoot for the moon if you miss you will die in outer space which is cool by cat yes on my lover to another phenomena Game Boy says don't follow your dreams follow me on Twitter George you know I take that back if I if my school did senior quote I would put my Twitter name on it Twitter and see that North Carolina coming now I have been had a bumper sticker on my car that says follow me on Twitter at La Salette Road and someone actually followed me yo they literally followed me I listen to the weekend more than I listen to my teachers guitar says CATIA did y'all see that bubble my computer screen is brighter than my future knock knock who's there not the triplets we graduated pockets and by Dale Gribble I'm telling y'all I don't even know half of these people I need y'all to confirm this what am i reading and this is this is 2018 and last but not least we have a your honor that says if you ain't got the salt then you're lost but you can also get lost in the sauce by gucci mane I've had enough what is your senior for mixture you guys coming down below I will see you guys in a few days my bad that has been a little late I have spent time with my family and do this and that so anyways so like I said I'll see you guys in a few days make sure you comment tell me what your senior quote is because I love reading your comments especially around two o'clock at home well you know what I'm doing too much I'll see y'all if you don't thumbs up anyway cuz you feel dum-dum thumbs up because you cuz you will thumbs up [Music]

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Length: 10min 3sec (603 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 04 2018