Flavored Lube Taste Tier List

it's time to deliver the long-awaited sequel to the flavored condoms taste tier list today we will be doing different flavors of lube and ranking them based on their flavor this is a sequel that's been more hyped up than the release of the bible 2. so i'm happy to deliver this for you and i think the results will be absolutely shocking to fans of eating flavored lube i think it's about time you finally get an accurate tier list all right i don't know what beautiful flavors we have uh it was suggested to lick these off of a dildo but we didn't have any clean ones no fries in the ketchup but we couldn't quite get there so we've got big spoons in our hands yeah take me on a tour matt where are we starting all right so i'm thinking we literally just go left to right okay charlie doesn't know the flavors yeah and i give them a little surprise as well i don't know what these could be no idea those could be anything i actually individually wrapped them separately so the one that looks like a watermelon is not couldn't be all right how would you like this one i was just gonna rip shots all right go let ahead get a good sniff first that's strong yeah it's got a strong scent to it and these are edible right i'm not going to poison myself i didn't read these bottles actually too late water-based personal lubricant for penile and vaginal application i mean if it can go in a vagina it can go in my gullet is that how it's a pretty good rule yeah i think that's how the fda serves things yeah that was a good shot [Music] oh wow ah i just put it on my head it's burning my tongue it's warming i think i can guess the flavor a hundred percent for grapefruit that is uh definitely it's like it's like a luna bar kind of it tastes like our luna bar it tastes like a luna bar i don't like how it feels it doesn't feel good is it is it mint chocolate yeah chip ice cream that's pretty the the flavor is there but it has like this tingly needle feeling on my tongue i think they're all warming so i think they're like supposed to warm up that's probably what it is i think these get hot yeah boy my tummy is feeling hot that flavor was kind of [ __ ] banging though that tasted like a luna bar it initially it was rotten scared me yeah it's like if you liquefied a luna yeah but once you got used to the feeling it's still not it tasted pretty good mint chocolate had a great flavor willy wonka really nailed it with this concoction here the only downside to it was the tingling sensation on my tongue but i think that may have just been like jumping into a cold pool like that initial shock to the system you know i wasn't expecting that and after getting used to it i feel like the mint chocolate can be a wonderful dessert so i'm gonna have to put mint chocolate at a beet here it's a flavor i enjoyed and definitely one i didn't soon forget considering it stained my taste buds for like an hour afterwards but it was pretty solid i was very impressed especially for our first starter lube now 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spermicide it's good for us the stomach does not like spermicides yeah there's there's nothing in here according to my scientific knowledge that we couldn't have there's citric acid which gives me kidney stones but that's fine yeah you only you have one kidney you have 20. yeah that's only one i can't make two at once i guess i'll just oh you're going grilling why didn't you lose oh yeah why did you two why did you do that tastes like soap sweet stroke i'm gonna i have a bold guess is it um oreo it does taste like oreo but it's not it's like oreo priest like the cream yeah oreo yeah on the pre-cup of an oreo you're so right what is the flavor creme brulee kind of i think that means oreo come in french yeah that might be it these flavors are like right on if it didn't like hurt my tongue initially these would be pretty good you guys might want to get in on this this is actually delicious how many calories are in this because you could replace dessert with this and feel good about it yeah that was like an actual dessert a hundred percent like at a fancy restaurant it does not have the caloric intake which is upsetting that is surprising this is from joe's gelato mine yeah i honestly think that's this guy literally just makes ice cream and then he just takes some of it and heats it up and puts it in here and turns it into a jello like substance this is lube i guess he's actually just a chef using his leftovers those flavors are good i wish i could separate the flavors from the slime but yeah i mean eating a cream cookie i guess that's true that's just poop yeah it slides right down yeah that's not bad i think i've only had creme brulee once in my life the only reason i even know that name is from old cartoons where it would make an appearance but i can tell you this flavor it was an absolute banger this [ __ ] slapped really hard i'm gonna give it an a tier because the only thing holding it back is that like sensation that it gives you when you put it in your mouth like something that you'd experience at the dentist when they're trying to numb your [ __ ] up other than that though great flavor excited for this one i don't think it's beating creme brulee this is so much better i went into this thinking it was going to be gross this blows baby food out of the water this is a lot babies should have this stuff yeah we should yeah forget hey they have no claims against them with metal and arsenics that's these are safer than baby actually we consumed arsenic pre-recall baby food this is a lot safer agreed i saw so many videos the other day of them taking magnets to baby food and like pulling iron out of it might be my sticks okay though yeah they were good they actually found those were just metal rods [Laughter] they loved them oh that's the worst one yet i was excited for this one yeah uh yeah it's not for me i need a creme brulee to wash that down here's a mint chocolate much better oh she's got some kick to it uh um that's not what you would guess because this would normally taste a lot better than that oh it's gross i'm going with ice cream is it ice cream flavored flavor yeah it's general ice cream vanilla yeah no it's salted caramel i did not get that at all no i didn't they really they really let us down on that one i kind of want to go back and just get all their gelato flavors there was like 12 of them yeah these are [ __ ] good well except for salted caramel yeah that's all very bitter very good does it ruin it well joe two out of three were banned bad at all when i expected them all to be [ __ ] i thought i was gonna get sick from this but i actually feel like i'm getting a sweet treat unfortunately joe's hot streak comes to an end the recipe he used for salted caramel is abhorrent that was some dog [ __ ] there was almost nothing enjoyable about salted caramel that's going into the f tier it's got to it was the worst of joe's line and the worst up until that point really just bad stuff all around would have rather eaten liquefied garbage all right moving on to joe it's joe again joe again he's got a monopoly i wonder why joe left the e off the end of his name it's fancier that way no added sugars or artificial sweetener how do they do it i don't know they're crazy it's like because you say the same thing what's in the bottom left that little circle there what to say propylene glycol free free call free somebody was going to hear you say that it'd be like you need to go to the hospital no added sugars artificial sweeteners mix and match flavors there's over 200 combinations that's crazy we didn't think about this like a trading card game true yeah these are first edition joe flavors you want to smell yeah that's that smells pretty good yeah that was pretty good i don't know if it's the cheese curds i eat it's probably the cheese scarves it's definitely not joe's recipe that'll help your stomach it's like ginger [ __ ] tonight it's gonna smell great too did you just dump ice cream in the toilet how's that one oh no it tastes like old medicine you take as a kid like an ultron i mean motrin well yep that's the i liked how you mix that with moltres from pokemon you are right yeah that's just straight medicine yeah that one actually just tastes like medicine is that terrible no like if i got this this was the medicine as a kid that i enjoyed because it wasn't the white lumpy penicillin yeah but yeah still it's good by medicine standards what do you think it was um tasted like cherry i knew you're gonna guess that because i agree it's strawberry kisses what which don't be fooled are not the same as strawberries this is outrageous we've been lying this is not it absolutely was cherry medicine batman took cherry motor and dumped it in a bottle and said [Laughter] covered baklava yeah that's the stuff that's better than the salted caramel i agree i don't hate it i think we're gonna hate this one we've ventured into uncharted waters we've left the safety of joe's bosom these are no longer his flavors and they're not very good strawberry kisses off to a rocky start i'm going to put it at sea tier because it is quite a bit better than the salted caramel but it's also not great either it really does just taste like old medicine you would have had as a kid is it a flavor i already don't like no it is this is kind of like the equivalent to how you called something just ice cream there's not a one flavor oh okay it's a blue a strong smell that'll put some hair on your balls yeah it'll do it i'm ready i'm gonna find out this is like 18 alcohol your first drink in three years was a loop i like your technique i gotta try that yeah it's a lot better that way it's smoother i'm not offended i'm just disappointed how you're going back every second i don't know i would have never guessed tropical passion no i had nothing in my head on that one it was just aggressive that one it just was with the mouth a little more yeah that one was just kind of mean i think my tongue is gone i'm noticing these aren't making them hurt anymore no it's warm anymore it feels like the tip of my tongue is numb yeah like novocaine from a dentist it's legitimate have you ever kind of like tasted the novocaine numbing like a little spills out and you taste it because it gives me a similar feeling to that another super stinky [ __ ] here from the twisted mind of whatever company made this lube i forgot but it's not joe i won't besmirch his name this was horrible it wasn't as bad as salted caramel but it was still pretty [ __ ] bad and extremely aggressive i'm going to be putting it in a d tier very high hopes for this one i'm excited if it's cherry i will probably puke well you already had the one that tasted like cherries yeah let's see oh baby is it good that's a good one let's give that all right just give that one a big old gulp i'll just waterboard myself with this [Music] one [Laughter] it's good it's good that one's more i don't mean this in a bad way it feels like it's attacking my mouth yeah kind of like a how a pineapple is there okay did you check if there's spermicide in this one because that was really hard to swallow it's your sperm in your mouth this lube has herbicides some of it does yeah yeah i'm just wondering what spermicide would attack in your mouth [ __ ] my stomach's [ __ ] feeling let's see there's no way they put spermicide in oh flavored lube they're expecting this to go in your mouth wow that's a lot though this product is not a contraceptive or spermicide is it is that raspberry succulent watermelon i'm not a big watermelon fan to be honest it has like a soapy taste to it i've never tasted normal luke do we have normal loop here we do we should try normal it's in the back building oh we'll get it after we're done all right we will be sliding in there with the spirit but yeah i have nothing to compare it to but wow i'm assuming this is better than normal lube i would think so but i feel like i'm going to burp like soapy bubbles now yeah i think the normal lube is warming either so you're not going to get the tingling succulent watermelon more like suck ass watermelon it wasn't very great it was okay at absolute best succulent watermelon i'm just putting at home at a c tier i think that's fair they looked worse they looked poor the cheapest a big bottle of those like this size was like 20 bucks these are 10 bucks so jesus christ no they're not they tell you the flavor with a little sticker on the top so you're never going to guess this one gets hot when you blow on it we're gonna yeah let's test that clamp first well you can tuck match below on it while it's going down into your mouth yeah just open up all right ooh oh you showed me the cap don't worry i you know fun fact i've never had root beer in my life well that changes today it smells like root beer i wouldn't know what that smells like but that smells terrible here we're going to put a little on the back of our hands oh take some of mine all right all right is it warm for you no is it more for you no i was getting there i i think that's all in your head no it doesn't mean maybe it takes a while let me i have too much oh no i wasn't wiping my dick with it i thought you thought maybe it only works on activated areas all right it's really runny yeah it's very not booby so what i'm noticing is like if i dumped water on my hand it blew on it it would be cold yeah this doesn't get cold but it's not getting warm that's a good point well they shouldn't say warm water no it burns a hole through your flesh i'm just gonna assume that it's marketing and not real to lie oh this is so liquidy though oh yeah this is like we might want to use the spoons with this one i'm not a coward no [ __ ] emotion lotion make sure that it doesn't have anything on that bottle saying we can't eat it let's get let's double check may be used on any part of the body that you wish to pamper in aid to central play what does it say about consumption i didn't read that far there's nothing about consumption here for what it's worth well you're just trying to pamper your mouth yeah it actually says nothing about consumption it must be good though that should be fine it gets warm when you rub it it's hot when you blow on it give some to someone you love emotion lotion available in 31 flavors it's like a baskin robbins yeah let's use the cap oh come on thank you no that's where we're about to do it there's so much fluid in there the caps are really dirty and how about this i have a better idea how about we pour into the cap look how much comes out with just tiny pour give me that oh wow uh ah that is very warm in my mouth i don't like that at all holy [ __ ] you're right i don't like that at all i do not like emotion lotion at all the only emotion that gets out of me is rage that feels terrible that is awful that is absolutely awful that is disgusting i see why there's not no word about consumption on this bottle i hated that one i absolutely it was like warm urine i was gonna say it my first thought was it felt like somebody just pissed in my mouth yeah it's disgusting that was true you got to try that daddy yeah gotta try and take a swig here just give it a little bit and see how warm your mouth is yeah just give it some gas it gets warm warm fast oh yeah oh yeah like that's disgusting instant just it's like kind of just feels wrong it feels like a crime that was gross good thing we only have two more of root beer was the most offensive thing i think i've tasted all year and for that reason it's going to have to go to a level above f e i think this is our first e rating ever i don't even know if it's on screen but jackson's gonna have to make a way of putting it up there this was perhaps the worst thing we've ever tasted for a tier list at least in my opinion not only was it revolting with its flavor that wasn't even close to root beer this is as close to a root beer flavor as dog [ __ ] would be and not only was it that terrible tasting but it was actually pretty [ __ ] painful to put in your mouth it was it was jarring the heat that it was able to to dissipate and throw around in your mouth it was like biting into a [ __ ] hot pepper we have to fight through it to rate it on the flavor these are all emotion lotions they are not the not this one these two though so we we really have to force ourselves to focus on flavor wow that was gross i don't even know that i want to let you smell this one will i give it away i'll smell it and let you know maybe it's just really off base you can smell it remember how we talked about penicillin i figured this one would taste like medicine yeah yeah is this i'm gonna just immediately guess on this one is this the the classic what the [ __ ] is it they called it on the medicine not grape um lumpy white [ __ ] was that flavor tastes like being healthy yeah i don't know [ __ ] all right i can pin the smell but not the name the flavor bottoms up remember it's runny [Applause] warm it's so gross bubblegum that's bubblegum that is bubblegum went to battle with the emotion lotion on that one but i got it it's like in phasmophobia identified the ghost when i see it you know i'm not gonna lie that one wasn't too bad like did it taste too bad no the feeling is terrible that was fine once you get past like the initial oh my tongue is no you know what the feeling is when you fight through it have you ever had one of those like like imagine you put like rubbing alcohol in your mouth all the ethanol how it basically disappears in your mouth and you have like that hot cloud that comes out like imagine you've taken one of like if you do a shot of alcohol and it's it's just so high in alcohol content that it's like ever clear yeah it basically disappears in your mouth and you like breathe out that neck that that's what it feels like to me yeah not to me at all you sound like a psychopath to me that just it feels like i took warm ass [Laughter] it just tasted yucky and warm and then not terrible once it was over that actually was shocking i thought that was going to be the worst one it's shockingly good i wouldn't use good chocolately better than i expected yeah this one came in a couple different ways at first uh following the pattern it was pretty painful and uncomfortable and the flavor was also pretty offensive but after the dust settled it didn't taste horrible like the aftertaste of everything and once the taste buds had a chance to recover from the assault you were left with a decent flavor i suppose so i'm just going to put it a seat here i think that's fair only time will tell my stomach feels like it's getting [ __ ] up do you seem concerned that smells good i want to say this one i think i know which flavor you don't like that i don't like that smell it smells like soap to me that's not what i thought that was how it's gonna smell like it smells really nice is that like white grapefruit or something nowhere near okay cool so pretty close though so go ahead i actually really like the smell of this one to be honest as good as you think threw it [Music] why i don't like it not for worth no it's not the worst it's bad let me see it it's bad it's getting a little better but it's not the worst what the [ __ ] is the flavor what would you gush i already did yes give it another guess now that you've tasted it um i don't know it does it's like a pear kind of like a closure older pear you got it it's an elder pear ten year old pig aged fair look at that something oh you i thought you were gonna get it there peaches and cream oh peaches i was gonna say it tastes a little bit like the shittiest flavor of philly swirl i don't know if you remember philly's roles i don't think i've ever had a philly swirl that wasn't good none of emotion lotion has been good but it wasn't as bad as root beer root beer was on the metal slimy my tongue doesn't feel very good peaches and cream also pretty [ __ ] terrible joe's the only one with a good formula i'm slapping peaches and cream at a d it's not as bad as root beer but that's still super shitty this one's more expensive okay good we're treating ourselves this is by sizzle lips oh very good our sensual sizzle lips warming edible gel this is the first one to say it's edible so far good good i think i already checked this one here give that one a sniff oh hello i won't look at the flavor it smells like bacardi it smells yeah it actually smells like um what was it it's this alcohol peach peach bacardi oh i'm shocked there's not alcohol that smells shockingly like bacardi holy [ __ ] and you said it was more expensive we might be busting this case wide open our mouths might just be on fire after this one there are flames around it we should make the world's first spicy edible lube do you want me to squeeze it for you come on you got it what the [ __ ] is there oh wait i think i know what happened yeah the protective cap went up into the cap so you got to do it this way it's blocked oh all right well let me use the cap no you ruined it i'm trying to get it out okay all right just dump it in there it's fine too clean spoon i just pulled it out of the dishwasher okay oh wow oh that's liquidy oh don't hand me this like i'm taking it out of the bottle i'm doing the cap too i just used it all oh oh that is much more warmer than the other one flavor's pretty alright that is sizzling the old lips i'll tell you what oh you know what uh guessing on the flavor i'm i'm going uh like caramel something caramel so hot butter rub so that's what happens with the alcohol but you know what it tastes like to me is the butterscotch lollipops i guess a little bit that was far more warming than the others yeah what the [ __ ] is the point of warming if we're gonna eat it make it feel nice just yeah we're consuming your lube yeah yeah uh that's a good question why do they make edible lube warming i guess you know this is going in the mouth at some point that's true like it's not immediately it's not like yeah well let me grab the normal lube yeah i want to taste which is not edible and now the last flavored lube before the baseline of just comparing it to normal lube the the rum flavor it wasn't the worst in the world again it just wasn't good though like the first two i would never use a positive adjective to describe any of these post joes all of these have not been very good this one i'm just going to put it a seat here because i can only compare it to the other [ __ ] awful ones and it was better than some of the other super shitty ones so the rum's sitting there at seats here this product is not the contraceptive should irritation occur discontinue using consultant physician avoid contact with eyes and ears doesn't say metal for topical use only do not use okay what do you mean topical use on top [Music] [Laughter] [Music] you swallow this one it's always smelling it like it's kind of a smell well you got to get a good waft mmm vanilla yes very good ice cream flavor all right uh i guess you could just lick it off this like a like a like a lollipop ah yes make sure it's really covered well we want to make sure we get optimal flavors i'll lick the tip you can do the shaft thanks it tastes like bubbles it actually just it's like it tasted like soap immediately i i hated it on my tongue i didn't swallow i didn't even come close i just [ __ ] hated it that was just so lube is so they've been exposed that was just [ __ ] gross there's a little expression parents used to say like when you say a bad word as a kid like i'll wash your mouth out with soap they should just change that i'll wash your mouth out with lube it's the same thing it tasted like really hard soap or i guess maybe bubbly hand sanitizer perhaps it's [ __ ] terrible yeah i mean that's that's f tier i i don't even think that really needed to be experimented with but we did our due diligence definitely f tier on normal lube for flavors

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Published: Tue Mar 30 2021