Fawlty Towers S1E4 The Hotel inspectors (Falični pansion - Hotelski inspektori)

I know well he all started with that electrician didn't him real life why he was only one what were plenty of votes as they say for anything in trousers yes or out of them preferably no just like to not go on oh no no no no no course I might go on Bassam there's 200 saw them vessel yes now could you go to a gentleman India yeah not to you what you mean up will you are down well that's one with Evans 22 he was that's right busy in here there are you very busy out there I'm on a telephone bad so my husband will be with you in a moment thank you don't stop what I can come out there so I do one well I'm glad that's settled in we finished why don't you have a nice lie down I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting sir I had no idea my wife was so busy fear not kind sir it matters not one whit which time is not pressing on me fortunately now some information please this afternoon I have to visit the town for some repurposes which will be of no interest to you I'm quite sure but nevertheless I shall require your aid in getting for me some sort of transport some hired vehicle buddies to get me to my first port of call you will write most invigorating I see what did I gather from your first announcement that you want a taxi in a nutshell please please could you get it for me coz I never use the telephone if I can avoid it why not risk of infection so when I finish right now I have a rendezvous at five o'clock at this address which I must reach from the post office in Queens Square now as the map is sadly inadequate I will be very grateful if you could draw me a diagram of the optimum route well I mean may I ask what's wrong with the map well it's got curry on it you go to the end of Queens parade just listen no I just want to die no it's really very simple I'd rather have a diagram maybe we'll put you out well it does put me out well I'd like it all the same we do have pen yeah no we have actually got pens in the hotel thank you so much somewhere I mean where are the pens I mean would you believe it I mean there are no pens I mean this is supposed to be a hotel what are they doing in there I put them there why just sign there mr. Walt because you're always losing the bezel I am NOT always losing them people take them well they don't take them from me they wouldn't dare after 12 years Darrin I'm afraid my psychic powers must be a little bit below par this morning there we are he's written there quite clearly on the top of the box pens looks more like Benz to me well we've been comes you can give it to it what do you think that Ben's to you not really well it does to me no there's a I don't quite understand this where is the post office it's there where it says post office I'm sorry if it's confusing payoff yeah you've used the abbreviation our pennies drop yeah well I thought it said both of course yes and I thought the Boff was a locale you see in him of a district you see that P looks like a B no it doesn't yes it does the little loop on or does it tape off it's a P isn't it I suppose so PR room nine from some and Manuel would you take these cases to room seven please okay he thinks buff is a locale it thinks what you know some zone some of province in equatorial how many ministers luncheon commence please twelve O'Clock yes and if anybody wants me I'll be in the lounge if anybody wants you I'll be in the lounge anyone in particular I mean Henry Kissinger help you're always refurbishing yourself never mind difficult morning oh dear what happened did you get entangled in the ID down again actually Baz lovely working you know what I mean by working don't you dear I mean getting things done as opposed to squabbling with the guests easier to cope with some of the critters we get in here my little nest of vipers if I got a smidgen of cooperation from you today you'll cooperate you'll be in a wooden box I've never heard such rudeness look if you think I'm gonna form to some of the Yabo's we get in here this is a hotel bears are not a borstal to see Justin Tommy I'm supposed to order for half an hour helps business today it was about business for your information ordering has some news that may interest you Oh video should be good now let me guess so the mayor wears a toupee somebody's got nail varnish on his cats am I getting warm there are some hotel inspectors in town a friend of Bill Morton's overheard three men in a pub last night comparing notes on places they'd just been in Exeter three men I'll call Bill you don't have to I'll just try to exercise a little courtesy papers arrived 48 not yet I'm not yet no major no sorry could you do that in a moment I'm on the telephone Japanese dialing yes have you documentary on BBC 2 this evening about squawking bird the leader of the Blackfoot Indians in the late 1860's now this starts 8:45 and goes on for approximately 3 yes now is it possible for me to reserve the BBC Tube channel for the duration of this televisual feast why don't you talk properly no it isn't what it is not possible to reserve the BBC 2 channel from the commencement of this television feast until the moment of the termination standing thinking so much well might I suggest didn't you introduce such a scheme no wide experience of hotels and some of those of my acquaintance have had the foresight to introduce this facility for the benefit of their guests though I see you have a wide experience of hotels yes in my professional activities I am in constant contact with an are you are you very well then television set to view the programme in the privacy of my own room a big button have you the facility to hire a television set to one of your guests ah good point I'm glad you asked me that I'm not as however we do have plans to introduce such a scheme in the near future well that's not much use to me tonight is it no but I'll tell you what why don't I introduce another scheme straight away along the lines that you've already suggested by which I reserved the BBC 2 channel for you tonight now that's more like it well I mean that's what we're here for isn't it yes is there anything else before I call your taxi well yes there is somebody in there mentioned that you had a table tennis table indeed we do yes it is not in absolutely mint condition but it could certainly be used in an emergency it is to be found in the south wing overlooking the courtyard where there is of course ample parking ah Polly and mr. Hutchinson may I introduce Polly Sherman who is with us at the moment Anna dear you do we met before I think yes I served you at breakfast oh yes and you spilt the grapefruit juice in here naughty girl you move the glass didn't you she's a fully qualified painter you know really well would you care to partake of lunch now well sure it's not yet oh goodness me we don't worry about things like that here no sir I mean this is a hotel not a borstal he's not half past you I'm just saying to mr. hundreds India this is a hotel not a borstal beer any better I leave it to me there leave it to me did you ring bill no do not necessary what explain later but I must look after mr. Hutchinson now Spanish oh yes and all on the plate please not on the tablecloth excuse me you're not many chance and you could Kent are you no no no no you got the wrong person there splendid yes I assume that all the vegetables within the I'll meet our friend oh yes yes including the peas oh yes they're official right there they're not frozen are they well the truth yes see we'll have the frozen they're not fresh are they will I show you they were absolutely fresh when they were frozen a lot of this nowadays you know tells a lot about yes I'll just have a cheese salad please what it's I only fresh vegetables you see I'll just have a cheese salad well we could always do the omelet without the peas no no no no I always feel that the peas are an integral part of the overall flavor huh might I suggest that in future you avail yourself of sufficient quantities of the fresh article look we've been said yes yes good idea yes I'll have a ginger beer please add ginger beer yeah and a glass of fresh water fresh water yes afternoon no this is no Sun there's no good for me I beg your pardon I homesick yes is there anywhere your black [ __ ] sit okay I'm in room seven oh yes please here I want a table a table for 100 please everyone is so sorry if you tell no one thank you see so sorry but I think you say for room and I do it for I am NOT want to know it easily I'm sorry no no it's my fault well I'll try the pet in the damn casserole yeah you room 10 no room 707 see yes no no no this Table one he's Wednesday room seven is Table five it's seven is what I think you say before I commit CDC in English a pair of solamente puedo ver los números a cuando los tengo delante Apache on the lam one ginger beer once already yes but the wait was sent Table five well this isn't Table five it come would you come over here please I mean this is Table five here come on look I did ask the waiter what he's hopelessly might as well ask the cat come on would you sit down please hey I hate to trespass Ferb I'm on your valuable time but might I go for the wine list no cotton 65 the what the Alex cotton 65 ah the court on huh but of course my pleasure Oh not too close too close I'm sorry well your earpiece was very greasy I've worked it out for you okay oh dear roll that tepid its have you got an ice bucket please an ice bucket list well this ginger beer is distinctly warm our poly and ice package with mr. Hutchinson gusto thank you yeah no choice yes excuse me yes I'm afraid this is porked I just uncorked it didn't receiving what look no no no you said I took it out of the bottle that's why - cos wine out of the bottle into your glass I don't mean that I mean the wine is corked the wine has reacted with the cork and so the wine has reacted with the cork and gone bad gone bad may I kospi never mind I'll get to another bottle I do hope you're all enjoying your meals I said I hope you're all enjoying your meals thank you thank you excuse me excuse me Table five yes are you having the lamb of the mackerel the lamb I'll have another one standing by just in case main course please suicide to keep you waiting mr. Hutchinson we'll be with you in just one minute yes dear hey you're getting on with your hotel inspector Oh fine sorry he sells spoons sorry I listened in on his phone call he works for a cutlery firm but he specializes in spoons yes that's right how do Spectre business was in your own imagination it's nothing to do with him there is no excuse for rudeness do you understand do you understand yes I'm sorry oh yes fascinating fascinating absorbing for interesting well thank you know give miss miss miss yes I didn't order that is there something we can get you with status in the Ticos if you're Pepperpot perhaps well I thought mr. Hutchison ordered a nom I know he went off hit polish so we changed the order it's perfectly simple well I'm sorry but I wasn't told well I told chef said he should have told you well he didn't what is that by poll no is it mine no it is what the chef's fault a big fun well clearly in a case like this where the odd has been changed the chef's been informed it's his responsibility if you want to sell the place you want to come around the hotel right mr. star doesn't steak you have a poly so I'll have the omelet well except better mr. hutchensen what you said earlier thank again well that's all sorted out then yes it is yes I have been given an erroneous dish Thank You basil I'll deal with this Thank You Polly yeah now you see I did order the homage in the first place but then I changed my mind I see well I just go in the kitchen to find out what's the bottle yes where is it okay it on the take it I think if I take it come here you're a waste of space I did not order that you did I did not I'm sorry there's an order for petty for this table Oh dear me things do seem to be going wrong today don't they how dare Sybil taking care of things I yes thank you don't everything's alright though it appears a time Thank You Beth so that's funny you didn't daughter patty Mason no I did not die although I'll leave you to do how did you do that what where did you get it where did I get it that's right I mean how did you get it the waiter opened it for me the winter opened it for you yes I told you about him haven't I I did not order a long casserole no he didn't he did not order one Polly so why has he got one because mrs. Fawlty told me to give him one I know how she feels I don't know how could it be so difficult to get a cheese salad you want to run the place no no no I do not want the cheese salad I wish to cancel it I'm not used to being spoken to I'm not mr. Fawlty and I've no wish to continue my lunch but I do apologize of what I said just now seen the trifle brusque it was rude mr. Fawlty I said rude well I'm deeply sorry if it came over like that I mean nothing would have been further than my mind you told me just shut up no no he told me to shut up you uh he said it to me I know I was looking at you but I was talking to pie wasn't I Polly oh yes how did you never said that I was looking at you but - talking to her but you see he was looking at you but talking to me wasn't me what's nice what so you weren't being rude absolutely no you see yes yeah but if you say she'll talk to somebody that's the one you want to shut up isn't it well not necessarily I'm sorry were you talking to me yes I beg your pardon ah there you see how easily these misunderstandings occur then please follow and if there's anything else please don't hesitate wash yeah thank you I'm so sorry he's from Barcelona oh good good the chef buys it himself you know why is it oh yes insists on it if I imagine the court on complimented it delightfully yes it's very good ah excellent I like a six to six really is it well lots of Bobby someone who appreciates the boudoir the grape I'm afraid most people we get in here don't know a Bordeaux from a cleric although is a claret Oh Bordeaux is a claret yes yes but they wouldn't know that Mary you obviously drink a lot why I mean the right amount for a connoisseur I mean that doesn't mean your does it some people bring about the crease but that's not being connoisseur that's just veins lost oh yes you're not in the wine trade manager no we're not we're I'm down here on business with a couple of colleagues and we are not in the wine hi it's just that you're obviously so expert no I'm not expert oh no I'm not oh yes you are I am NOT an expert yes the three of us will the other two aren't here they're staying I mean the wines really good I haven't tasted it yet I've not been given the chance I do not want the omelets it's nice I don't want the bloody thing I've sent it back - give it to me this I failed to see I'm just trying to think it happened there I've torn it up you'll never see it again their meows I sent nap everything is still satisfied no it is not it is absolutely ridiculous I mean you were supposed to be run in the hotel my that does no good it's Burt I've found out the omelet and I have a prawn cocktail with a bloody silly name look at that poor chap put a cheese yes cream my husband oh I'm sorry to have left you I trust you enjoyed your meal yes thank you idea the casserole was really good was it but it was adequate Oh quite yes exactly I'm afraid our chef at lunch today is not our regular incidentally I'm sorry about that poor chap choking himself like that I was wondering if you had a telephone I oh yes please manage to do well go in there and discuss it no I'd prefer to come in here and discuss it Oh fine I'm afraid he's a little bit turned on message well that lie-down seems totally frozen I'm not a violent man mr. Fawlty but when I'm insulted and then attacked I prefer to rely on my own metal and call the police come on trouble with the old leg yeah ha I hope I've made my point absolutely yes I've been looking for this I would just like to say I was going to say that this hotel is extremely inefficient and badly run and you are a very rude and discourteous man I'm gonna fetch my belongings and I do not expect to receive a bill a customer of ours oh he loves it here it's his second home it's just that we always have to have this little ha I did he seems to like it really isn't satisfied about something what the Fighting's real you know and tell somebody you won't mention it will you we'd love to offer your dinner here tonight as I guess touch our gratitude what dinner tonight would you would you no I can't tonight thank you tomorrow night I should be leaving tomorrow I'm sorry all right 50 pounds then 50 pounds not to mention it 50 pounds 60 not to write about it you know I mean articles books letters don't put this in the book we're finished if you don't please don't look what the hotel I'm sorry but nothing to do with any hotel guide I'm down at the exhibition I sell outboard motors no I swear to god you I'll tell you I had nothing to do with 26 bedrooms trove with private bathrooms yes well why don't you have dinner here and then Chris and I can try the CaroMont okay the others one Basil Fawlty want to say adios he wants to buff what can I do for you three gentlemen

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Published: Tue Jan 01 2013