Fawlty Towers: The best of Basil (part 2)

rosewood mahogany teak I think you're fun what would you like your breakfast tray made out of are you sure fine will you run out and had a really good night's sleep then I'm having to get a couple of hours later on the South having good time to serve your breakfast in bed if you can remember to sleep your mouth up and you won't even have to wake up otters top in small pieces of lightly buttered kipper when you're breathing in the right direction is very good you can say that again [Applause] now that's how an Englishman now a job a gentleman would go that's enough for tonight all right we're going with your training in the morning Harlan yes miss fell'd what was the name of the horse the name oh I've gone blank no no no idiot got up to a flying start name was dragonfly how's the cat we're about to take a light of a public health inspector and you want to know how's the carrots go to London to see the Queen all right great Bassel doesn't bet anymore major do you dear no I don't know no that particular Avenue of pleasure has been closed we don't want you to open up again do we know you don't the great warning off of mediates yes good old son George a major mmm-hmm well he killed a hideous fire-breathing dragon ah Superman jr. was a gentleman who's just openly self-service department here mr. Carney mr. Carney easy scavenger gourmet from the public health department yes but where we born and scavenger about here [Applause] may I get one of these we'd like one Windsor soup and one patty and then I suppose the reason you confuse them with monkeys the monkeys have fun they know how to enjoy themselves that's what makes some sexy I suppose I never thought of that good evening good evening I telephoned on the other name is Alice oh yes would you just fill back in for me just enjoy myself good evening a lot of cats this morning you all deserve an explanation and I'm happy to say that my wife will give it to thank you how on earth did the two of us ever get together black magic my mother says I'll shoot now wouldn't you summer intern anywhere you recommend no what sort of food are you thinking of fruit talk anyway they do French food yes France Emma dear they seem to like it then the swim would certainly sharpen your appetite you better hurry the tide leaves in six minutes but paid the tax on it before delighted you enjoyed your stairs very nice oh boy mrs. Fawlty goodbye mr. beragon satisfied customer we should have him stuff Paris about five minutes walk you have to go straightaway Oh that'll be fine just turn left out of the gate and straight on and it's all right remember my Ralph let me explain all right fine all right okay then fine opal no problem suits me good idea look man well we were just wondering please understand if he go I got talked about if they see you're right they could close a hotel down perhaps it would be simplest to have him put to SL EE P who then will the right [Music] [Applause] [Music] you seem very jolly Bowser hmm you seem very jolly Johnny this jolly sort of happy oh happy yes I remember that look happy to me basil no no dancing about singing and rubbing your hands so just my way of getting through the data the Samaritans were engaged the old lambs will be getting killed mr. Johnston color if you'd like to warmed up I'll get it you could get your wife to sit on them do you know what date is today about oh um it's the 16th it's the 17th no no no it's a 16-0 yeah it's the 17th Basile well Susan oh yes you are right a 17th of April well well well does that stir any memories in your guzzle memory as you cool what anniversary the Battle of Agincourt Trafalgar crécy Poitier's Yom Kippur well what are we going to save yourself wait wait that's all did you make me a Waldorf salad Oh Waldorf salad well I think with just out of Waldorf pick young stir city no no pigeon I want it's a rat pigeon not longer more is hamster well of course it's a rat you have rats in Spain don't Jordan Franco have a little shot [Music] oh yeah think these services haven't even think mr. Hamilton may I introduce Terry here you need to tell me you didn't realize this man was dead enough people don't all that much no no I'm just delivering a tray right if the guest isn't singing oh what a beautiful morning I don't immediately think oh there's another one snuffed it my my name in the Fawlty Towers Booker remembers every this is a hotel of Burma railway he does actually say Hotel outside you hear me perhaps I should be more specific hotel for people who have a better than 50% chance of making biscuits what would you would you care for rats just just the biscuits then these Pollock [Music] here the biscuits I'm afraid he started to rain again

Channel: Fawlty's Vault

Views: 1,113,726

Rating: 4.8106894 out of 5

Keywords: fawlty, towers, bbc, sitcom, basil, sybil, manuel, polly, british, hotel, comedy, tv, 1970s, funny, hilarious

Id: xr7J75PGrjI

Length: 10min 12sec (612 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 14 2017