Everything Wrong With The Grinch In 18 Minutes Or Less

comcast minions yeah the bunny from secret life of pets past the place that you come from tuneration also every single cartoon has one of these whooshing moments through a rock arch if it's not 100 it's at least half of them times two is a town like your town if your town was a dream only it's not a dream this back and forth poetic [ __ ] is what happens when you let someone imitate dr seuss is it a dream or is it not or a better idea get on with the plot [Music] jesus whose are insane workaholics and entirely too obsessed with bread 8 a.m until midnight who needs bread this many hours of the day the pop-up book nature of these stores looked pretty cool but how many injury lawsuits do these store owners endure when they open their shop next to unsuspecting customers there you go kid have a wreath socialism sled pulling also is this a bike town when it's not snowing how do people get around then well scott mosher did co-direct this movie he knows a lot about snowballing ha ha this stupid [ __ ] thought he was going to sail his boat today with all this snow everywhere what a dumb [ __ ] this is a clear ice skating hazard when these people are done fishing for the day is there a law that requires you to put up a barrier or cone or something to warn skaters not to come anywhere near here man i bet it was murder getting all this furniture up the mountain and up all these stairs and the grinch is not the type of guy who has any buddies who can help him with this the joke is no matter what the grinch does every station is playing christmas music but it's december 20th why does even have the alarm clock set to any radio station right now you know they started playing christmas music right after halloween also radio is playing decidedly human christmas music from all different eras at some point i demand to see an old black and white film showing eisenhower greeting a bunch of who's in the oval office setting aside their differences to battle their common enemy the snorks the grinch rings his bell from the bedroom but is there another bedroom where he could be ringing from and if there is why not name it something like bedroom number two or smash room this kitchen is well stocked but how many plates does one isolated hateful grinch need the lyrics say who is this mean fellow with his skin all green and his teeth all yellow but he has the pearliest teeth i've ever seen if mold spice is a brand that makes you smell terrible then why take a shower i'm getting some adam's family vibes with this character that are going to leave me confused and horny did anyone think twice about grinch genitalia until this moment when we see his bits covered by underwear and the hairy green pants i guess we can all thank this movie for causing us to now consider grinch grinch wedgies and skid marks and really grinch mating habits come to think of it i am not going to whoville during christmas is there any reason you need to go to whoville you're apparently within range of several radio stations if the christmas spirit in whoville hurts you so much why not make a longer trip to somewhere else these [ __ ] are the kind of [ __ ] who leave their door open and expect the wind to close it yes the grinch hated christmas how could you tell now please don't ask why i wasn't also i've seen insane inventions during our introduction to the grinch but he doesn't have a cool way to zip down the mountain he has to trudge through snow with his dog throwing a [ __ ] red wagon but i think the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small armchair cardiologists sleeping on people [Music] stocklers looks like all the stores use the fact that these people are called who's to their full advantage who foods who's hungry bakery who's after a day in this place you'll be looking for a who or a house this home has normal cups plates bowls and utensils so how is a two-headed scrubber helping clean anything and sure maybe we're supposed to give all nonsensical sushi things a pass but if you have normal dishes you don't need an abnormal tool to clean them this mother is making so many questionable decisions she's serving piping hot toast to toddlers without waiting for her to cool and she named these kids buster and bean poor poor children so this kid needs to mail a letter and in order to do this she has to ride a twisty ice street from an insane height down to the city this town has everything but personal mailboxes here goes cindy lou as she dashes through the snow with a very important letter [Music] for a kid no more than three feet off the ground it sure is amazing you can glance to your right and see through a building down to the city below also let me get this straight everything is great in whoville but you only have one chance to mail a letter in any given day oh no cindy lou's probably gonna die and that's hilarious but i don't understand why she waited until december 20th to mail her santa letter she's gonna ask santa to give her mom the gift of happiness because she works so hard to make others happy so either she didn't notice that her mom was awesome until now or she procrastinated sending this letter to santa i don't care if she's a kid she doesn't get a pass this wagon of goodies strains more credulity than the one and over the hedge and grinch has got to go up a mountain with this stuff this is incredibly late to be putting up this many christmas decorations in a self-purported christmas town the mayor wants christmas to be three times bigger this year unquantifiable executive orders and i guess i'll see you in about a month wait it takes a whole month to get to the north pole oh yeah at least so you'd see her in two months not one unless the round-trip duration is baked in which it doesn't sound like it is and you're bad at math i hope you die okay you're right that's too far oh cool whoville goes by the byzantine standard of changing the day when the clock strikes 7 am the grinch has to stop his alarm clock because christmas music and i'm all for that but with minimal effort man hauling and hurling a dresser takes so much energy plus you lose a dresser try fire blow torches solve so many issues i understand this represents the minimum distance that grinch wants to maintain with any living thing but why does he need it a small table where no one else could sit with suffice plus he has max trained pretty well where he could instruct him to stay on the other side of the room or even in a different room entirely [ __ ] yet another movie where someone plays all by myself when they're all by themselves there are other songs of isolation out there like nine inch nails closer sure it's not strictly about living alone and this is a family movie but since grinch isn't singing the lyrics he could at least play the instrumental and could still get a pg rating by the way let's discuss how [ __ ] up this pathway up to the organ is there's a smooth rollercoaster-like path leading to what is finally stairs no handrails and very little room for air earlier when grinch used this chair levator he came up from his dressing room now it's saying he's doing this from the organ room get the dick out of here with your impossible home logistics i feel like there was already cheating going on in this game since grinch doesn't have one piece on the back row and checkmate again man the cheating is one thing but not even knowing how checkmate happens is entirely another you might as well not even bother so wait did whoville's tree-finding crew also find a giant star ornament out in the wild just wondering why the founders of whoville felt the need to hyphenate the name of the town catapult has basically been following the laws of physics until grinch got inside its bucket there is no way a lanky grinch keeps this thing from falling off the cliff with no home of his own no mom no dad because despite being shown a colorful town filled with kind people we need a way to give the grinch a reason to be isolated and forgotten so here's a loveless orphanage bathed in shadow everyone they'd stand hand in hand and the whos would start singing ooh did they do won't get fooled again bob o'reilly american whole woman super agree but right after a solid reflection on the miracle of your being alive right you know considering you just launched off a mountain and plinkowed your way down a seven thousand foot tall christmas tree but why is there a plunger on the side of the organ why the grinch got a wonderful awful idea you mispronounced wus the grinchy of the opera is there inside your mind i see the grinch bought one of those chalkboards that'll only be useful for a joke later yep and add this to the list of impossible items to tote up a mountain oh hey there mr cummings but but where's the massive street plume from earlier and if the mailman passes your house why did you have to race to the bottom of the village earlier and if you have this rad scooter why would you ever have used the inner tube disrespecting books and education and birds holly lane street jesus these hoos are a mess why name elaine street i mean clearly the city planners are on massive amounts of drugs but someone needs to stop them so what do we know we know that the waffles were in the bag with a bowling ball and should be pancakes right now we know that you left that bag in the slit and shouldn't have waffle pancakes at all right now we also know that you should be dead from a fall so nothing really matters i'm gonna sit in the living room with my eyes wide open like this and if i start to drift off i'll just open them wider is she trying to meet santa claus or is she trying to avoid freddy krueger could it be both also how do we get all that syrup on the roof yeah because it must be hard to think about how ladders work when you're wired to surf along rooftops without using your brain oh well let's just start by finding ourselves some rain gear makes sense that a genius inventor would traverse the frozen wild and retrieve a large animal you know rather than invent something we've hit the mother lode we'll have 100 reindeer you know in wreck-it ralph 2 the reckoning when ralph became a youtube star doing stupid that's what this entire goat sequence feels like to me haha goats they scream weird remember those youtube videos sweet i do too well santa had eight he looks like he ate the other seven i've gotta say i enjoyed the grinch's half-assed santa clausery in the original where he turned the dog into a reindeer but if you're gonna settle on a giant reindeer for your ruse why even bother becoming santa in the first place the whole point of santa is that he isn't seen so looking the part shouldn't even be a factor why complicate matters by taking a wild reindeer just for appearances just in case somebody wakes up while you're robbing the place wait what the who the hell did the hedge maze of a million lights get here why is everything instant movie introduces the rest of cindy lou's established friends 39 minutes into the movie and they'll get like a scene or two and be gone forever after except for a token appearance at the end why did she only spend time with the redheaded kid until now thanks for getting here so fast guys follow me and so cindy loop-de-loop proves that she is the littlest biggest [ __ ] and leads the kids through a light maze to the visage of santa which i can't see here at all so that's probably another sin anyway she leads them to the big guy to tell them that she's going to trap santa and then after the kids agree to whatever plan she says and makes them walk back through the maze to their bikes just tell them at the gate and get on with the plan already we're gonna trap santa claus i'm sorry my years can't register anything insane unless it's said by nicholas cage so the grinch has a gray and black beanie with a magic scarf doesn't it feel more like his vibe i mean why wear the candy cane stripes that haunt his dreams when he has this drab option at the ready i see the grinch went to the red state school of mask wearing when you translate the barks it reads you better come take a look at this however because the who's ignore the dog they also ignore the cliche now i've consulted the sin manual and the sin of the bark is countered by ignoring a cliche and that means holy how did that dog get in the house so fast the grinch peeks into the room and here comes mr bricklebaum presumably from the front door which is now in front of him for whatever reason which caused me to wonder if this insane who house has multiple front doors and i missed something a quick check tells me this door is the entry point of the home where bricklebomb brings the dog inside side window front door blue wall in the background great except where is the small window beside the front door and opposite the door the blue wall has been replaced by a massive fireplace is there a door on the other side of the house nope just this larger window which should be the back side of the fireplace from this angle we can see into the dining room but there should be a goddamn slide from the dining room to the front door that obtuse and before you tell me the windows are higher up the walls they are not and there seem to be two additional windows and the roof is shaped differently and that was clearly worth all the time i spent sending it apparently nobody at the party sees this not even this woman who's got a front row seat to it you sleep in your bed and i sleep in it's at times like these when the dog and the reindeer want to sleep in the bed with the grinch that i wonder what that other bedroom is being used for there must be some serious 50 shades of grinch going on in that thing if they can't sleep there now that is a great cup of coffee it's weird i didn't even question the dog being able to make coffee but i have so many about the wild reindeer being able to make it because of course there's a drone how are there's still reeds that need to be hung up around town two days ago the whole town looked breathed out already and they had multiple giraffe teams putting them on people's houses and shops like their firstborn would be killed if they didn't i know the mayor once three times the christmas but this reminds me of that time chris was an assistant manager at a theater in new york a bunch of people spent a week sprucing up this one theater for the spider-man 3 premiere and every goddamn district manager to send it on the place to tell everyone to clean some really stupid just in case sam raimi or toby maguire decided to do an all-points inspection before walking on the red carpet the point is you don't need this many wreaths if one house doesn't have one then kirsten dunst won't get mad this is a highly intricate map who built this and when grinch was out all night getting a reindeer and a sleigh then came home and went to bed this morning he woke up and max droned whoville and they just returned how did things magically come into reality in this world and why can't we see that movie i mean it has working lights but i can see the stream stop worrying it'll be dark at night what if he has a flashlight grouper would be amazing at cindy lou's stupid plan sins hmm what do we have here to further prove that cindy lou is a repugnant evildoer she asks her friend to tumble down a chimney rather than oh i don't know simply test the cookie trap a cookie trap so dangerous that it launches his clothing out of the window that could have been him and nobody's pissed at cindy lou well i am do i still get to eat the cookie yes grouper it's touching your tiny hoo-weeny nobody wants it now van grinch did so much pimping to this sleigh it makes you wonder why he even bothered stealing the one off keenan thompson's house god damn it i can't promise anything but from now on i want to add 50 cents for this slow motion [ __ ] they put in every single [ __ ] animated movie if fred was a married reindeer with a kid why did he so willing to go back with the grinch earlier i mean this [ __ ] acted like a lost puppy dog like he finally found a friend and now we find out he's got responsibilities the grinch has shown he has a heart many times throughout the story he's sweet to max and in this moment he releases fred to his family without much hesitation will it be such a leap to believe his heart will grow bigger does he really need music to push him over the edge i mean he's a sweet guy with a tragic backstory who doesn't want to be chased through the streets by carolers can't we all relate to that by the way they spent 15 minutes with this trader just so they could fall back on the original story where grinch can slap some antlers on max and make him the reindeer it's like the original cartoon snyder cut all right eight hours till christmas morning that's 28 800 seconds because you deserve everything you want and more she does not here we go max let's see what you've got yeah little dog your only hope i mean except that in a few minutes we'll see that the sled is fully capable of propelling itself forward without depending on you in any way but go doggy your master wants to see you struggle from the studio that brought you the bruce almighty moon here's another bruce almighty moon grinch did some amazing planning that we didn't see for this entire movie everything the movie's shown so far as him being a bumbling idiot who does everything half-assed but then he whips out all this on us i would have traded all that wasted time with the reindeer fred to show him perfecting his inventions is this house a studio model who builds a house with a bedroom accessed by a hobbit entryway any [ __ ] can go to the window and see who the inventions are so amazing i'm wondering why he even bothered storing everything else on the sleigh why didn't he just set up another catapult to fire all the bags of toys back to his place or slay with a bigger trunk and now we all pretend that not one who woke up during the great heist nobody had to piss in the night nobody has restless leg syndrome or insomnia oh sure there's like one sleepwalker but he was a palpatine the whole time jesus is this jeff bezos house i'll let you down just give me a minute cindy lou's mom doesn't hear any of the commotion downstairs if you close your eyes and listen all of your sadness just goes away great so cindy lou has the solution to sadness remind me why does she need to tell santa the solution rather than walk down the hallway and directly tell it to her mother who would do such a thing who would stoop down this low and then one little girl realized she might just know meanwhile max struggled beneath the weight of the sleigh which had grown to the size of 40 la's see the grinch could propel it without any effort but forced max to strain till his tendons were severed he didn't steal christmas he just stole stuff christmas isn't here oh so that's where my bmx dirt bike i asked santa for when i was 12 went and besides i already have the greatest gift i could ever get you your twin brothers not so much look i understand whoville is a utopian society where they believe in the spirit of christmas more than the consumerism and whatnot i could argue that the very fact that these houses were packed to the gills with presents as a counter to that philosophy but i'll accept their [ __ ] happiness here to say this i've always wondered why the who's don't even question how this happened the theft of all their presence doesn't even make them wonder if there's someone out there who might commit more crimes it's like that ricky gervais movie the invention of lying only it's the invention of criming this works i'm not saying i want to see the grinch's legs fold backward until his heels touch his ears i'm not saying we should hear the sound of his leg popping out a socket or his pelvis shattering but i am saying he survives this oh [ __ ] a bunch of you why did fred even come back here at this moment tyrandro x machina also never mind that the sleigh full of gifts is probably a tone or two a syphilitic reindeer and his family can drag this back with their teeth while digging into a snow-covered mountain while battling [ __ ] gravity and so the grinch is reunited with his beloved friend and immediately abandons him on the mountaintop this story is great guys nobody is pulling the sleigh this thing is autonomous i can't i will give every sin back if they include the part where the who's descend on the slay like flies to fight over who gets what ah that's gonna get old considering you already have a squeaky toy this should be no surprise to you but why why allow a small child to travel out of the village up a death trap cliffside pass covered in ice and snow to visit a thief good question glad that's the focus here movies suggest that cindy lou came up here on her inflatable donut thing forgetting that i know that entire trip was uphill come on in i'll show you around i think she forgot that he's been there already oh here let me take that for you too soon grinch too soon this is my first christmas dinner what happens you'll see turns out nothing happens to kindness and love the things we need most a merry christmas to us all god bless us everyone oh my god i shot my eye out for some reason you all want to wear the cinemasynth pitchfork m on your body so we slapped that [ __ ] on some new merch and threw it in the store posters hoodies socks click on the merch below the youtube player or click the store link at cinemasins.com race officials toss pine balls on the course so the skiers have some foreground depth reference i don't care if his head is in a [ __ ] fishbowl just tell me he's alive damn damn don't dispatch so uh what do you want to do today try to take over the world what do you know about life after death i wouldn't know anything about it you talk an existential being or anthropomorphic deity and i just asked him for a turtle i like turtles all the trimmings all the trappings pull the string we pour it on the roof the reindeer gets stuck and then they can't fly away science that just makes no [ __ ] sense i mean it's just oh my oh my rick sanchez you son of a [ __ ] need some people for a thing glare my name's clear these days i play piano that's a feed thing got me tommy tommy tommy now that is a great cup of coffee god damn jimmy this some serious gourmet it was me it was me

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Length: 19min 5sec (1145 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 24 2020