Everything Wrong With Sonic Unleashed in about 15 Minutes

uh this is something that's always peeved me he's clearly laughing in a hahaha way but the subs read his traditional ho ho how many projectiles can a single mech have yeah what how did you do that [Music] okay wait you expect me to believe that the egomatic is faster than super sonic buddy you can fly just float up and you wouldn't have gotten caught holy crap eggman's captured supersonic you're gonna finish him off right [Music] okay you took the chaos emerald from him he's powerless you're gonna finish him off right you're not gonna kill him are you i'd make a dick joke but well the screen speaks for itself what the [ __ ] we interrupt these sonic unleash cut scenes to bring you this scene from independence wait i've made that joke already wait would eggman even be able to have that reflection in his glasses he's not that close to earth for it to be like that we interrupt the sonic unleash cutscenes to bring you the scene from 2012. suddenly hentai we interrupt the sonic unleash cut scenes to bring you the incredible hulk [Music] a brilliant success really because i don't get what the [ __ ] just happened you independent state earth causing it to 2012 unleashing a hentai monster from the earth's core turning sonic into a wolf thing all while perfect chaos in the chaos emeralds well that beats my fan [Music] eggman fiction will finally come to be how you didn't destroy anything you just separated the surface of the earth now you're telling me you can build eggman land anyway you really got it this time eggman really what did he do you are going to finish him off holy bananas eggman won he sent sonic off to his death oh wait how did you not combust on your way down nope he's dead i don't know what that shining bubble was but you cannot tell me that he fell from that bigger height and survive oh son of a goat what the heck is going on i'd like to know too sonic wait wasn't that supposed to be in sonic's perspective who the heck turns like that don't eat me i taste bad don't eat me i taste bad cliche you okay nothing broken sonic i think we should be asking you that question mr monster guy all things considered you're normally a three foot three anthropomorphic blue hedgehog anyone would consider you a monster yeah i don't know i can't remember what well that was kind of a delayed reaction [Music] wait why did you get your gloves back also why did your shoes change too are they part of your physiotomy [Music] why do you keep looking at your crotch i'm sure your dick is still there sonic assuming you have one of course where are the rest of the emeralds so is this what you usually look like yeah this is the real me where the hell did the chaos emeralds go you had them one second and the next they're just gone huh where'd you go over there don't you see him i just need to be careful who sees me like this why it doesn't matter you're still the same guy wait what [Music] okay so not only is sonic the incredible hall but he's also mr fantastic [Music] what was the point of that scene first off tails is more than capable of taking them on himself and he flew away like he should have so what was the point an easy job if the planet weren't broken no problem my tornado one will get us there in a flat excuse me your tornado won the tornado one is sonic's plane the tornado two is yours it was a little bit before the tremors hit this old man showed up with a and a and a whole pack of robots it's a good thing you mentioned the robots one could have easily deduced santa claus with that description that sure sounds like eggman and santa claus if the robots were elves and and if i was that hungry i don't know how long i would last i'd rather be dead what the [ __ ] was that about i i'm sure eggman is feeding him even he's not that cruel the dude blew up half of the [ __ ] moon as a warning the earth is literally in pieces because of him why do you doubt he would starve someone to death okay let's go and find the professor oh okay so we're all just gonna ignore the fact that chip was a ghost a few seconds ago how dare they call this culinary concoction food look here do you see this sorry excuse for a sandwich the bread should be no less than three quarters of an inch thick upon it one tablespoon of mayonnaise and a pinch of black pepper the contents fresh cucumber sliced thinly if you please you are kidnapped you should be thankful you're getting fed at all i'm sorry are you not impressed we're not telling you anything whoa that kid made that rock go from zero to a hundred in no time flat not a sin but orbot's laugh is just priceless yo eggman thanks for that little skydiving adventure the other day i should have known you'd still be alive you stubborn little hedgehog how could you possibly know you chucked him out into space he should be dead did i just your tail say thank you sonic [Music] eggman [Music] how'd um hello fastest thing alive you didn't just meet sonic yesterday eggman [Music] okay what was that hey sonic there's something weird here right in the middle i feel the need to mention how loud chip's wings are flapping okay was that sound effect necessary you know with how fast that part of the surface descended you'd think there would be dire consequences due to the velocity sure it looks slow but in real life we'd all be dead [Music] we literally just watched this also how are you watching this do you just have a camera floating somewhere in the planet's jigsaw atmosphere sounds like a great excuse to see the world do you realize how morbid that sounds sonic oh sonic i've been looking for you forever scene does not contain a furry lap dance hey i can finally make that joke who are you oh my gosh i am so sorry you should be shoving people after you confuse them is just plain rude that is so strange i could have sworn it with him yeah but then again you also thought shadow was sonic and then you thought silver was well that was weird how come that girl didn't know you were you sonic oh i don't know chip maybe it has something to do with the fact that sonic looks almost completely different [Music] what are you upset about you finally got rid of your stalker you only look really scary sonic oh gee thanks sonic cheer up uh chocolate want some chocolate chocolate chocolate [Applause] what's the big idea can amy just not i don't know let go also babe whoa is there some kind of party going on okay maybe i missed it but where did you get that camera [Music] so now sonic is the hulk mr fantastic and spider-man hell he also has the red white and blue color scheme so he's also captain america screw the avengers sonic is the avengers just now was that sonic ah yes because sonic's always been able to do that you know sonic who in your universe doesn't know sonic well i'm glad you're back want some chocolate exotic bird like creature likes chocolate i think disney's up would like to have a word with you [Music] well that was anticlimactic your dinner doctor thank you whoa that's a big sandwich what are you doing here uh powered eggman land construction system current status is 27 complete progress is significant whoa eggman sure knows how to put it away i'm having a bad enough day as it is first that professor runs off with the gaia manuscripts and now the planet's coming back together that doctor is the result of the power of the chaos emeralds which you discarded along with sonic ergo another repercussion of your hasty actions orbot would be great at cinemasins [Music] why are they still amazed they've done this before dude that sound effect lasted a while [Music] how on earth is he clapping like that he's a robot [Music] this is the third time they've used the same cutscene i welcome your return messenger of day of light of rebirth chip must have been tripping some balls [Music] your ankles should have shattered i'll be happy to fill you in professor you see this is why you don't skype while piloting your plane [Music] do you feel that do you i mean sonic has both feet on the ground so you should be able to feel it you're flying so i don't know how you'd feel it looks like you're a bit too late sonic eggman no [ __ ] sonic behold the ultra hyper prototype one whoa wait what's this ultra hyper prototype one bulk kit i thought the mech was called the egg dragoon [Music] hardcore parkour how can i lose this isn't over i'll build a prototype too you did eventually and you still got your ass kicked [Music] suddenly butt sex [Music] [Music] well he falls back down to earth like last time it's not gonna make a damn difference he'll be fine [Music] looks like eggman's blasting off again the power of christ compels you the power of christ compels you go go power rangers oh look foreshadowing the new voice cast we interrupt these sonic unleash cutscenes to bring you the latest resident evil game something that confuses me here is the chaos emeralds in this cutscene they're beautiful but they're really tiny we interrupt the sonic unleash cut scenes to bring you the ending to resident evil 5. we interrupt these sonic unleash cutscenes to draw orbot like one of our french girls and right you were still we cannot live without the night we all must sleep we all must rest darkness is a part of our world just the same as light it may be that the darkness has not been destroyed but merely laid to rest it grows strong over the eons rises up then is put to slumber by the light perhaps that is the true balance of dark and light gaia that balance may be the very will of the planet itself save the speech for later amy i think professor pickle was pretty much done sonic you must live you see here chip says sonic you must live but the subs read sonic you have to live okay now the [ __ ] is dead right yep not no way not know how could he have survived son of a goat oh by the way symbolic beginning cliche [Music] ow really you fell from that big a height plummeting into the ground and your retort is ow [Music] bracelet 3.0 no but seriously though what is sonic supposed to do with it and why don't we see it again in future games [Music] um tails you should probably pay attention to what's in front of you [ __ ] seriously where did they get that camera and what happened to it after this game am i really the only one who cares i'd rather be dead

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Keywords: Action-adventure Game (Media Genre), Sonic World Adventure (Video Game), Hedgehog, Sega, Tails, Video Game (Industry), Sonic The Hedgehog (Film Character), EWW, Everything Wrong With, CinemaSins, Cinema Sins, Sonic Unleashed, PS2, Wii, Xbox 360, PS3, Honest Trailer, Screen Junkies, ScreenJunkies, Review, Light Gaia, Chip, Amy Rose, Dr. Eggman, Eggman, Dr. Robotnik, Orbot, Ergo, Sonic the Werehog, Werehog, Dark Gaia, Sonic The Hedgehog (Video Game Series), Spagonia, Rooftop Run, Prof. Pickle

Id: BxZlg7KOP1M

Length: 15min 33sec (933 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 27 2014