Everything Wrong With Sonic Generations in 15 Minutes

disclaimer the following is a parody of cinemasins everything wrong with series if you're unfamiliar with their humor I suggest you go watch their content first the intent of this video is for comedy and entertainment purposes only with this in mind it's also worth mentioning that the sentiments of the creator of this video towards the gaming question will not interfere with the content of the video itself that being said the creator of this video means no offense to the creators of the game in question the game in question itself the games franchise are the people who like the game in question without further ado thank you for watching and we hope you enjoy um where are we exactly I asked because someone presumably tails clearly had to tell sonic to go to a specific location where the birthday party was being held but there doesn't seem to be anything that sticks out so that sonic could arrive did they just tell them hey Sonic I need you to go to the woods and look for the rest of our friends under a tree don't ask what we're doing there no day that's obviously your birthday just get there you'll be here any second that being said maybe Sonic followed tail isn't in that case tails saying that Sonic would arrive any second is cheating or regarding the fact he knows he's following him and no Sonic weren't following Intel's most certainly would not beat him in a footrace that sonic adventures but we were all cheating taking shortcuts Sonic wouldn't take cake with the Sonic Team logo without any candles or any indication of how old Sonic is today I don't think even Sonic's friends know how old he is also missed opportunity Sega you totally could have had a rush come out of a big ass cake I love Marilyn Monroe and finally give the fans the free lap dance some of them want assuming Sonic turns 20 that would be the ideal present assuming a turns 16 that would still be the ideal present this is the only other instance we ever see knuckles interact with Rouge in the main series after heroes oddly enough not fighting over the Master Emerald speaking of which what the [ __ ] are you doing here knuckles did you just forget about guarding it or do you just not care anymore wait Russia's cannon it's kind of impossible to surprise you you totally got me this time no idea can't tell if telling the truth or sarcasm also took you this long to figure out you could just do that to Amy Yeah right happy birthday Sonic hope you like this tails and eight-year-olds Fox that is designed and created tons of weapons and machines that have been useful in the past give sonic a chili dog as a present on his birthday which he can literally have any other day can't tell if tails is just stingy or a bad friend cool any particular reason song didn't get sucked in but the rest of his friends did I mean I know that that's he planning all but they all got sucked in at the same time and Sonic took like a champ was the vacuum just selected you can't tell me it was powerful enough to suck in vector or not Sonic I thought it was dead floating without a body in a black little bow yeah I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks wait you mean you were conscious during that [ __ ] how is it me or is that place we were just in awfully familiar okay first off what do you mean we tails was clearly outside while you went through Green Hell second how do you not remember Green Hill I know it's been over 20 years but isn't it assumed that you were revisit this place a lot no stranger than rescuing genies and magic books are saving aliens in an interstellar amusement park wait the story book series is canon too I saw something over there in the distance like buildings but they look weird you make it sound like it's miles away but it's literally right next to you guys I'll be back soon wow you weren't kidding when you said soon I thought you already left yes he did leave you clearly saw it happen also you really can't tell the fact that Sonic is a different shade of blue shorter and his eyes are no longer green you're right tails this place is giving me deja vu all over again deja vu all over again do you mean the first time was Green Hill I'm sorry it's just that it feels wrong when you put it like that Thank You Sonic wow you look younger every day what's your secret Amy isn't trying to glom Sonic in the scene thanks Sonic you did a good job back there hey did you gain weight knuckles is a dick to Sonic well classic Sonic to be precise thanks for the help not that I needed it but it's good to have my sanctuary back not they really needed I mean you haven't really guarded the Master Emerald in years and even so there's a shrine on Angel Island that can hold the Emerald in place anyway how could Nichols is relatively nice to classic songs telling me they did a good job but such a dick to modern Sonic by telling him he didn't need his help even though he clearly did I know he notices something but has sonic never seen his reflection before to be fair there's a new sonic every anniversary title and venture to head shadow and no six hats silver I'm sure used to imposters by now you're too slow isn't the Dex supposed to explode by now speaking of the death thing back in my day that [ __ ] took like sixteen hits to beat and we had to do it with no rings I can't believe there's two of me well technically it's just one of you from different time periods suddenly classic tails why is it the classic tale speaks in classic sonic doesn't to my knowledge classic tails never spoken Sonic at least had that one line in Sidi wish it will wipe that hard to get really it doesn't take a genius to figure that one out how did this happen I think it's got something to do with that big thing that just kidnapped Eggman how do any of you know that Eggman was kidnapped classic Sonic was the only one there he just got back from the fight and even then he can't talk he wouldn't have been able to tell any of you what just happened classic tails was chillin with his modern self okay and that did classic sonic classic tales classic Eggman classic metal sonic but no classic a mere classic knuckles why wait this is a start a Speedway bad future does this mean the canonically sonic [ __ ] up cream who is two years younger than tails and probably has half his intellect is able to tell the difference between Sonic's classic and modern right away thanks big blue well that's the first time I've ever been stolen big blue oh come on don't tell me chronicles as canon - now that I think about it any particular reason you gave Sonic that nickname Rouge is there something you guys aren't telling us so I think we've pieced together more of what's happening and it's not good really I don't see how you could have possibly thought it was again what's the point of that then I guess we have to run like there's no tomorrow or there won't be a tomorrow technically there isn't even a today I mean you guys are clearly in a dimension that transcends space and time so yeah I got white Russia do that she is a bad after all but how are you doing that you're a chameleon or is it because you're a ninja I've seen ninjas do some [ __ ] but never defy gravity unless of course you're Sly Cooper did you read the Thievius Raccoonus - you're doing whoa wait shouldn't that have ripped apart the space-time continuum or something you mean you're doing great Sonics well in all fairness they're still the same guy you're doing great Sonic could apply to both since they're one in the same plus who's to say one isn't doing better than the other mobster sure didn't like that emerald those things have come in handy in the past come in handy you say that like yeah it's nice to have them need I remind you that ever since Sonic Adventure and technically Sonic 3 you've needed those things sure not in colors but seeing that they've come in handy is the understatement of the century and I bet you double we're gonna need all seven emeralds again tails is cheating when have you ever not needed all seven you didn't even need them in the classic games but that fat bastard still laughed at you if you didn't get them all in the end an adventure is no fun if it's too easy um Sonic oh six and secret rings would like to have a word with you exactly why are you here and why are we fighting couldn't you just give me the damn fourth Chaos Emerald we are friends right hey Sonic you know I got a hunch someone or something is controlling that monster I know that you're like the best detective ever but you've been trapped in limbo for quite a while how could you ever figure that out very scary but being with you makes it all better yeah hey you look different even classic sonic doesn't like Charmy I mean I guess having to heal that you look different from a bunch of people you don't even know yet does get annoying after a while I was scared because somebody took me but now I'm free I'm a freebie free be free be we and to this day mono Sonic still thinks he's annoying okay what the [ __ ] Sonic oh six never happened and even if it did happen this fight never did silver and Sonic we're never in crisis City at the same time what even Sonic team knew that this Ileana fight would be even so why are we fighting I can't fool this I was supposed to feed you this time well maybe if you'd use the strategy you used last time you would have what's Eggman even doing here I thought you said he'd been kidnapped by that big weird thing that sent us all to this place okay first I got classic Sonic said spit to any of you second are you serious none of you have figured out that the Death Egg robot was being controlled by classic Eggman huh so tells was a cheating little bastard ever since he was younger saying he was kidnapped after we all just saw him get kidnapped as a definite cheat you're not in a position to demand anything you nasty little pincushion yeah how you trying to control a force beyond your Ken never works nobody calls me that anymore oh you'd be surprised also not as sin but can someone please tell me what this dialogue is in Japanese because he was always called dr. Eggman in Japan and this was written by people here in the West so that joke wouldn't really work in Japan speaking of which doesn't this mean that he accepted the name Eggman far before adventure - this would probably screw up a bunch of things in the timeline it would be my pleasure most excellent and efficacious dr. Eggman of the past after my most recent setback I stumbled upon the primordial form of this unique creation which I discovered had amazing abilities even I have never been able to master it could erase time and space you just stumbled upon the baby form of a creature able to contort space and time as well after being abandoned in space time eater ex machina if I've ever seen one to undo my previous defeat leaving orbit and Cuba in the vast reaches of space Eggman is a dick to his own creations I needed the help of somebody as smart as I am the only person that smart is me this is something that has never made sense to me in time travel stories when you team up with your own self meeting yourself doesn't mean twice the brain on the contrary you're meeting up with someone who knows less than you yourself - how is that at all useful I love this crazy laugh but what on earth do you think Mike Pollock's directions yeah Mike in this scene Eggman left out a crazy lap so spread out normal and then go back insane we'll see who's crazy after I destroy both Sonic's they don't have to destroy both Sonic's just classic Sonic if they kill classic sonic water and Sonic has no reason to exist 300 IQ I don't understand how neither of them thought of it that was just to soften you up you mean that didn't kill them you've got this Sonic come on Sonic smack him you get this Sonic you can win Sonic you've got the power Sonic focus your spirit why would you guys don't give in Sonic I know you can do this Sonic you always do why aren't any of you [ __ ] gonna help me turn to scramble some eight men supersonic style the sonic for music why something I don't understand is why weren't silver and shadow at the party to begin with more specifically why wasn't shadow Silver's excuse if we're following the canonical timeline that is is that he lives in the future and never even met Sonic and come to think of it this story suggests that he does know who Sonic is but that makes no sense considering the ending of Sonic oh six unless this is a silver from rivals which makes even less sense this story is trying to tell me that rush rivals in O six were all canonical at the same time which still doesn't make sense I mean I'm all for believing that rivals in rush or cannon at the same time safer blaze being here for some reason when she lives in another dimension and you know Eggman [ __ ] being either from the future or another dimension but the fight with silver if we're to believe rivals is canon to makes even less sense considering that the future is supposed to be fixed yet for some reason crisis City still exists saying that the time eater brought it back still doesn't explain it they erased the large from existence so it never could happen at all so what gives I'll admit you weren't half bad sunny whoa that's some arm you got Amy hmm I never noticed it until now but moderate scratches his head is it to be embarrassed by Amy classic is just surprised does he not know who Amy is yet it's never said when classic Sonic is from clearly not Sonic 1 because he knows Tails by now but sonic CD happens between Sonic 1 & 2 chronologically CD came out a year after - yes but canonically it's said to have happened sometime between 1 and 2 another thing to notice that classic Eggman doesn't question who knuckles and Amy are does classic does not recognize Amy and her modern design Wow where does somebody put all those gold rings you know what I don't know I keep forgetting to ask how do you forget to ask something so bizarre this isn't the first time that something like this happens in the series but how do you learn something by just watching someone else do it hey Sonic enjoy your future it's gonna be great wait tails inches the portal to green hills on - wouldn't that mean that tails has been to Green Hill - then there's no excuse to say that he's not familiar with the place in the beginning what are they waving at the portal closed already well I know it was one of us shut up and keep looking I hear sound effects but I don't hear arguing why do I hear wind isn't this place supposed to be empty don't get too self-righteous it'll be your plan pretty soon I'm gonna dedicate the rest of my life to forgetting breaking the fourth wall that do we ever win if you did neither of you would be in this predicament depends on your definition of win beating Sonic oh well then also if you count riders as being cannon I do I just like to think that it happened in the future then yeah you do win eventually it's just that your prize is a crappy carpet that doesn't give me much hope maybe I'll go back and get my teaching degree Eggman was gonna be a teacher how do you go from teacher to mad scientist trying to take over the world what happened I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks hey guys Charlie R the audience spoke in Sonic Generations won by quite the landslide my next parody won't cover sign but another game franchise in the meantime you guys get to decide once again what Sonic game I'll cover next returning a Sonic Adventure and the new options are Sonic in the Black Knight or Sonic Colors voting ends on January the 14th 2015 I must mention once more votes in the comments do not and will not count be sure to take the poll guys make sure to check out other stuff on my channel as well I just recently uploaded a pokemon animation with the help of some friends and it's got a pretty good feedback thanks again so much for watching take care and stay awesome this is char I 5 signing off

Channel: Charriii5

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Keywords: Sonic The Hedgehog (Film Character), Sonic Generations (Video Game), Sonic The Hedgehog (Video Game Series), Video Game (Industry), Sonic The Hedgehog (TV Program), CinemaSins, EWW, Everything Wrong With, Classic Sonic, Classic Tails, Dr. Robotnik, Dr. Eggman (Fictional Character), Sega, Sonic Boom, Genesis, Adventure, Unleashed, '06, Heroes, Amy, Knuckles, Shadow, Silver, Metal Sonic, Perfect Chaos, All Bosses, All Cutscenes

Id: pZL0UqOzJ0M

Length: 16min 42sec (1002 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 01 2015